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  • im a woman and im dying!!

  • 148 had the microwave on high.

  • man these niger is funny

  • fuck sopa!!!!!

  • Press 5. you're welcome :)

  • 147 people are women

  • -Insert quote from the clip-

  • There was really no need for the intro or the outro :}

  • Kevin Hart looks funny as hell in Exit Strategy!

  • yu know wahts funi , the women is talkinq bout another bitch beinq in his car and he talks bout a microwave beinq on hiqh !! daaaaaaaaaaahahahahaa too funi

  • @KweeNJenii thats the joke kid...

  • @LonghornDynasty i know its the joke . i was jus sayinq that it was funi . thats all . and i'm not a kid .

  • "man stfu! Every time I come home u have the microwave on high" #dead

  • i showed this to my Mum..bad idea

  • GORILLAZ!!and kevin hart

  • you got the microwave f you bam walk out

  • It's the gorillaz!!

  • whats up with the creepy laughs at the beginning and end?

  • probably the funniest hahah cant stop watching this!!

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  • Kevin i saw you ,I saw you kevin, I Saw The Bicth In Your car, You gon tell me i didn't see you,I SAW THE BITCH IN YOUR CAR !

    #HALERIOUS

  • "Say Your Point & Get The Fuckk Outta The Room !" Lol , (:

  • What is this syncciti bullshit. So let me see, if I use other peoples videos and other peoples songs, evil laugh samples, I can have a video production company website too, cool.

  • I love this dude

  • @Real_KevinHart

  • this sh*t is hilarious.

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 @khurt I guess i've been doing it wrong. I'm doing this from now on.

  • thumbs up if you actually came here to get advice on how to win an arguement with you girl

  • hahahahhahahahah!! sht i shouldn't be laughing at this I'm a WOMAN!! xD

  • @soulxofxgirl the fact that it is funny had nothing to do with that...i am a feminist and this is hilarious

  • @soulxofxgirl LMAOLOL DATS MESSED UP

  • @almostsk8er971 You forgot to walk out.

  • MAN SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN, EVERY TIME I WALK IN THE HOUSE YOU GOT THE MICROWAVE ON HIGH FUCK YOU, Walk out BAM

  • @ReddHarlemX1 Thanks for writing out what I just heard. You must be trying to hook up deaf people.

  • @mrrogue72 As a matter of fact i am!

    Dick...

  • @ReddHarlemX1 BAM...lmfao

  • Every time I walk in the house you leave to microwave on HIGH . Haha!

  • Not even funny

  • Why do I see the dislike bar?

  • dave chappelle funnier

  • @itZjstPotna nawwww its a tie !!!!

  • @ughhhhcantfindone sike

    yall tihnk he's funny cause he short and screams

  • @itZjstPotna That definitely cause it brings more character/life to what he says and becauz he just toooooo damn funny !!!!! lmao

  • ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT GONE LEARN TODAY!

  • XD

  • "Kevin i saw you! I saw you Kevin! I saw the bitch in your car! Your gonna pretend i didn't see you!? I SAW THE BITCH IN YOUR CAR!"

    "Bitch shut up! Shut the fuck up man! Every time i come in the house, you got the microwave on high! Fuck you!"

    "......... I thought he liked it when i used the microwave... i don't know... i don't understand him or what he wants from me 'nymore, i don't understand..."

    Laughing my ass off.

  • 136 girls got the microwave on high

  • I m really not a hater but somehow I dont find kevin hart funny

  • @mysticman07 then he is not your type of comedian everybody have there type.

  • 136 people cant take a joke 

  • i was in a bad mood today.....guess what mood i'm in now!

  • 135 People Were Proly Laughing So Hard That They Mistakenly Pressed The Dislike Button!

  • Walk out - Bam! Effective exit strategy.

  • I remember one time --

  • I thought he liked it when i used the microwave....i dont understand what he wants from me anymore......LOL!!!

  • Microwave on high fuck you lmfao

  • LMFAOO

  • OMFG i think i just pissed myself. hahahahahahhahaha

  • Everytime i walk in the house you got the microwave on high lmao

  • Pause It At 1:01 Shit Is Hilarious Af Swear To Gosh

  • NIGGER.

  • "Say your point. get the fuck out the room. GO"

    LOLLLL

  • ARGUE!!!

  • win an agrument ; get loud - kevin hart is clearly not married to a bajan/jamcian/trini girl

  • @spazzoTSE  nice :) How did u do that?

  • To a woman, if she feels that she is right then that's all that matters to her.

    Not facts

    Not evidence

    Not reason

    Only her feelings inside her own little world.

    Many women also believe that interrupting, talking the loudest, and getting the last word means you win the argument. Logic and reasoning don't even factor in.

    You can't win an argument with said women for the same reason you can't win against a TV or a CD player. They just keep on saying their lines over and over again.

  • dude hella funny

    

  • Ok.......after seeing what some of those Kevin Hart haters just said........all I can say is "Get off of Kevin's nuts man....."

  • this is so true....i remember my ex gf was talking and arguing with me all i said was SHUT UP! YOU NEVER LISTEN! *toss a small chair to the ground* and walked off and she cried like a bitch.

  • What you "EWWW-IN'" about ? You ain't never seen nobody wit a LOWNG DICK ?! YOU GON' LEARN TODAY ! YOU GON LEARN WHAT A LONG DICK LOOK LIKE TODAY !

  • This is the only word you need to win any argument: "okay" . It'll end the conversation instantly and it only takes two sylables.

  • @SlapstickCoyote

    he did a joke called, "yes man" which was mocking what you just said. he said; don't be that guy that submits to whatever your spouse says, you'll look like a bitch.

  • @pojo205 its not submitting because the real winner is whoever doesn't have to listen that screaming harpy

  • @blubot89 I respect your opinion but strongly disagree. Delivery is half the battle when telling jokes. Fact that 3.6M ppl viewed this video prove that he is funny :)

    All right all right all right.....gonna learn today! (inside joke)

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 YOU GON LEARN WHAT A LONG DICK LOOK LIKE TODAY :P

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 Well I agree with you, he is funny. But the 3.6 million views does not prove that.

    Just an example: Justin Bieber has amassed more than a billion views on YouTube, while Beethoven or Tchaikovsky don't even have quarter of it combined.

  • @IMB2U Just means a billion people had "Bieber fever" me personally ive never liked that cross dresser, but he has fans for some reason. My point is they appeal to someone, just because you and I don't like em doesnt mean they don't have talent ya know.

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 Having talent doesn't mean you are doing something well AND he doesn't have any talents, NO. I don't like him because he is not a talented musician.

    You know what all those views prove? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL. It just proves mililons of little girls who aren't actually interested in his music watched him do things. That is all.

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  • @fixxxer928 If I understand corectly, you made the exact same point as I did, and told me my point was completely illogical.

    What I'm saying is, gods of music like Tchaikovsky and Beethoven are being watched much less than piece of shit trash like that little lesbian. Which means views prove nothing.

  • @IMB2U Just noticed i responded to the wrong person! I agree with you, my message was intended for the guy you replied to

  • @fixxxer928 ah it all makes sense now

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 For some reason I agree with the above comment, I don't think he's funny. And just becaue 3.6 agree doesn't make something right...OPINION is not a FACT lol......3.6 people think "coversate" is a word lol.....but i like that u were not disrespectful to people who don't have the same opinion, alot of people are not mature like u:)

  • @16Mind Not gonna get disrespectful, we just have to agree to disagree :) and not everyone trolls on youtube comments, some of us actually are human 0_o

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 Views mean absolutely NOTHING! You have to CLICK/WATCH the video before determining whether it's funny or not. I've never prior to clicking this video heard this guy, now i've watched it i've determined that his joke didn't make me laugh, and yet i've increased the view count. That's like asking 10 of your friends to listen to a shitty song they've never heard of before, they say it sucks but you say 'nope, look at how many of you listened to it!'

    No logic there what so ever!

  • @fixxxer928 5,937 likes, 134 dislikes

  • @DopeBoyMagic66

    L-O DICK!

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 That ain't no penis, thats a long dick!

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!! WE GON' LEARN TODAYY ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 yeeeaahhhh he spellin da hell out dem words!(once agin insider)lol

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 how to spell LOOOONG DICK

  • @blubot89 I completely agree with you!

  • @ladex142 then y do peple laugh at it

  • @blubot89

    f*ck u'r opinion moron

  • @blubot89 good comedians do not tell joke, they just make u laugh. a good comedian will insult while making u laugh, why? it's in the delivery. Kevin Hart delivers well but u have to get what he's saying. if u can't relate to his material, then ur not gonna laugh. I'm sure u probably think Conan is funny but he is not funny, I mean seriously let's get that outta the way. But maybe u can relate to his jokes.

    I'm co-signing DopeBoyMagic66… All right All right All right.....gonna learn today!

  • i bet all the 123 dislikes are from women!!!!!!!!!

  • Which one of his stand ups is this one from ?

  • @mark23q123 i'M A GROWN LITTLE MAN

  • @mark23q123 i'M A GROWN LITTLE MAN

  • THis explains y my boyfriend keeps winning our arguments

  • I like how ppl like to correct other ppl on their spelling :D like wtf did everyone turn into a teacher or something? lol :D

    anyways gotta love his comedy! :D

  • trust me that shit works lmfaooo

  • DopeBoyMagic:

    In English, you use 'an' in front of a word that begins with a vowel, not 'a.'

    It's not 'a argument', it's 'an argument.' You probably already knew that, but,

    if you post with proper grammar and spelling, those that do not know any better will learn from you and we won't have to share the internet with retards. Wouldn't that be the shit? By the way, Thanks for the uploads, he's very funny.

  • Here is my animation Of Kevin Hart's Serious Funny :)

    Thumbs Up If You Liked it :) /watch?v=Th9CHXaJ_rs

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  • 121 people tried this and it didn't work for them

  • running away is not winning it is damage controlle for those who are about to lose

    "" I get the joke , do not come yelling at me , or in this case I guess running lol ""

    I think every one can use it ,, right ??

    thanx for the upload

  • this worked for me...but now im divorced because of it

  • the song from the intro is from MOP ?

    anyway what is the title please?

  • I like how he's looking up 'cause his girl is most likely taller than him.

  • Reoublicans: Obama, you don't deserve to be president. All you do is spend and spend. You're nothing but a big joke!

    Obama: Man Shut Up! Everytime I do something you guys have an orgy with your tea on my desk. Fuck you man!

  • @saucydog118 i thought he liked it when i teabagged the tea on the desk i... i dont undertstand him

  • got the micerwave on high

  • man fck u fck u man everytime i com in the house u got the microwave all hot fck u ahahahahahahahahahahah

  • kevin:man shut up, shut the fuck up man evry time i come in the house u got the microwave on high fuck u!! lmfao

  • The part of his stand up where he talks about storming and he forgets the keys, lol i saw my neighbor across the street do that hahha

  • this man is funny ass hell

  • i love wen little faggots try to fight over the most random youtube video hahha u could go on like "how to learn to sew" and 2 kids will be yelling about some stupid sht

  • @ItzBloodPK I know right smh

  • @ItzBloodPK rofl so true

  • If you want to fix the copyright issue just invert the video

  • @RamukReborn How does that stop the copyright issue when it's still the same video?

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 cuz then legally its not

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 it just fixes it because you changed the content and made it yours and they cannot do anything. well i think that's what he is trying to say.

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 its weird but it does lol

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 no its not the same visual aspect. TRY IT.

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 he means mirror the video which is still the same thing.

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 Im talking local copyright issues. Like youtube software that checks the videos doesnt do a inverted check so it wont think the video is copyrighted if it was checking this video. Thats how they find family guy videos and stuff. They run everything through a program to scan the frames. google it dude

  • @RamukReborn okay that explains things a LOT better.

    I'll look into this, thanks for the help ya'll :D

  • @DopeBoyMagic66 Anytime!

  • This dude is hilarious

  • These comments r almost as funny as the video...

  • 118 people always leave the microwave oh high

  • When a man gets loud, I get loud. Lordy.

  • oh shit gotta love that

  • 116 women couldnt handle it

  • @stevenj022 118

  • @vicevicsmith was 116 when i watched it

  • This didn't work for a 116 people....

  • i love you

  • I told my girl this she laughed and about a minute later she kicked me in my nuts

  • Just pull down your pants and tell her to get to work.

  • MAN SHUTUP!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, EVERYTIME I COME IN THE HOUSE YOU GOT THE MICROWAVE ON HIGH FUCK YOU!!!! WALK OUT FAST

  • 115 woman lost arguements :D

  • 115 women got this done to them and then finally watched this video

  • i kno alot guys viewed this for help

  • good ass intro song dude

    

  • he is a dumbass.........lol he so damn funny

  • 113 ppl like to fight with women xD

  • @jerk487 you're 17. how can you be divorced?

  • @ejay9000 dave chapelle is gud but kevin whups his ass

  • @TheYandies No. Just no. Dave is the new Richard Pryor. He's that funny. Kevin Hart makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X. Kevin Hart is funny though.