Old Gabe Newell Had A Farm

[MrDickDan]

cigam

[HarlotEffect93]

This is why he hasn't made Ep3 yet, I understand since farms take a while to start.

[SodorProductionsII]

BUY BUY EPISODE 3

[deathray51]

WAIT, GABE COUNTED DOWN FROM 3? HOLY SHIT! HE DID IT!

[check2youable]

old gabe newell had a farm. G-A-B-E-N

[qaqikvideos]

dam you spy, DAM YOU!!!

[kiwininja100]

i speak to you people now in the year 9999. world almost ended agian -_-. and half life 2 ep 3 has not yet been released.

[fjdpaco]

and le spy killed hl2ep3

dont blame gabe

[0800Batmobile]

Old Gabe Newell had a farm

and then he ate it

[Sam58013]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[Moronbasher]

His fyerm?

[DarkDXZ]

People say that money doesn't grow on trees - I have to disagree.

You sell apples for money, and apples grow on trees - so...

MONEY GROWS ON TREES!

[shellkazuma123]

This is totally inaccurate. Gaben can't count to 3.

[FrozenChozin]

Uld Gay New all had eh Firm!

[Jam35Var1ety]

E I E I Nooooode

[KevKo95]

Boomer music made me fuckin die laughing!

[1752Alex]

Great job spy u destroyed episode 3

[cadetmaster6]

SPY Y U SO....SO...SOFPDSOFPDSFOSG[EG

[bvadams1234]

DId you know that every time you make a "Gabe Newell is fat" joke on steam, HL3 is delayed by 10 minutes?

[pwnzor670]

This is incorrect.  Gabe actually ate all the copies of episode 3.

[combineSoldier111]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPISODE 3

[ShaoranStyle]

0:15

[seba1298]

FACK

[OfficerRyman7]

episode 3.

[56sargis]

Well that's one year wasted.

[cheesystick147]

Should've had G-A-B-E-N instead of eieio

[753sander]

i never play with the spy more on tf2

[DeathStalker35]

gabe newell once went to a pizza hut but he ate the restaurant instead

[ResediVlad]

Hi, this Gabe Newell, Welcome to my fart

[Grzysweet89]

this is why my persona is an engineer

[necro1029]

and this is why gabe newell don't let the tf2 bots be a spy

[scriminamp]

Gaben once went to an all you can eat buffet,

there were no survivors...

[TheCaboose568]

i want to pee in gabe's coffee and then throw in a note that says hope you like the AIDS for this

[vitroslayer]

This was definitly worth the weight!

[Aqwert76]

bullshit gaben cant say 3

[anamalillorhj]

Finally i can hear Gabe Newell say 3

[MrGuano11]

another reason why i hate spies

[ObakePoyo]

Every fat joke made about Gabe Newell over the internet delays episode 3 another year.

[JChenler]

@ObakePoyo more like another century

[DeathStalker35]

@ObakePoyo uh who cares

[Foilsdown]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[desmondli007]

What does it mean by "Worth the weight"? I am not Native English speaker, so I have never heard of this term.

[Odin314]

@desmondli007 It's a play on words. The original idiom is "worth the wait", but ManualMorano exchanged the word "wait" for the homophone "weight".

[ReconLemon]

Every time you make a fat joke about gabe, he delays it by another year

[Deerhuntors]

I like the transcribed audio: 0:25: Old gabe newell had a farm = Didn't know bowl had been parents .. WTF

[madnessexpert]

The CC made my day!

[DasFlugenwrecker2]

Every fat joke a day blows up an Episode 3 farm. "Hopefuly", he has enough money to rebuild the Episode 3 farm. So, F2P players, give P2P a go.

[otter395]

damn it spy, you always a troll

[av3ngi0]

hi this is gabe newell, welcome to my Fart.

[DasFlugenwrecker2]

@Nick20Percent That's why they made "Your Eternal Reward".

[ROBLOXSBW]

I'm pretty sure Valve is working on episode 3, although Gaben doesn't want to do interviews or anything due to sentence mixing and such.

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

@ROBLOXSBW Cap'n Obvious strikes again :D

[Nick20Percent]

The spy needs to backstab Gaben, disguise as him, and then release hl2 e3 / hl3.

[TheJorgen42]

Bye Bye Episode 3

NOOOOOO!!

therewego

[KaasuPirinen]

it was ep2 :D

[Miur1514]

Herewego... Thanks 4 listening! Spah: FACK! *sob-sob*

[hexmeohdear]

FUCK! oh ho ho ho

[conchudo12345]

"welcome to my fart"

[FyreSpyke]

Wait a second... are you telling me that Gabe Newell can count down from three but he can't manage to count back up to it?

[strife17O7]

It's sad because it surely must be true....

[Invisible12345ful]

Nothin funny!

[Perszeusz]

Spah just needed to say that overly dramatic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[TheR0flman]

DAMMIT, SPAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2697parent]

lol

[AdminiumWarrior]

Welcome to my firm

[Pwnage195]

TRANSCRIBE AUDIO!!!

[umcarainteressante]

Hi, this is Gabe Newell, this is my firm.

[HunterGuilherme]

FAKE AND GABE

[newflatter]

@HunterGuilherme

I think not. You sir, should start thinking about making some original comments, instead of being an idiot and copy - pasting random top rated comments that you find.

Thanks, and have fun.

[HunterGuilherme]

@newflatter

Same applies to you.

[newflatter]

@HunterGuilherme

I think not.

[56sargis]

Farmville for Steam.

[twistedvincenzo]

a gabe newell joke a day keeps half life 3 away

[mixinghoney]

@twistedvincenzo episode 3

[desmondli007]

Gabe doesn't need to feel shame because of his body size. In his country, most people are about same size as him!!!

[DinosGoR4WR]

Spy sappin' mah episode 3.

[BanditOfBandwidth]

I really wonder what Gabe would think if he'd see this videos XD

[Dayntei]

God damn it Spy!

[TaRAAASHBAGS]

Place your crosshairs over the commentary E-I-E-I-nOde.

[BanditOfBandwidth]

Why didn't spy stop a Gaben?!?!?

[desmondli007]

@BanditOfBandwidth or he will be removed from TF2 forever.

[pootisofwar]

that's what you get if you call gaben fat

[DrPenguinWarrior]

The reason why hl3 is taking so long? Because the community keeps making fun of Gaben. The fat jokes are still bloody hilarious.

[Gamesheep11]

FACK *cry cry*

[RangoeRages]

@TheTeaBagTeam Nah he fat

[ViralBiae]

Every fat joke you make about Gabe, he delays HL3 by another month.

[XDbonsly]

@ViralBiae

But I can't wait till 2525!

[noerobbins24]

This is one "tense" video. =p

[vegeta353658]

I never asked for this.

[KingJESSE0]

Worth the wheat..

[adamtheamazing64]

Gaben likes Farmville.

[DoctorMrZoidberg]

@adamtheamazing64 No, he only plays Gabenville.

[Gamesheep11]

FACK!! *cry*

[preceeding]

FUCK! *cry*

[TheGroup67]

he can only count to three backwards

[akeel456]

EPISODE 3

[Speacons]

I wish I had a spy on my farm!

[cniify]

2 videos in 1.

1. Old Gabe Newell Had A Farm

2. Another Reason to hate Spy

[RIDDICK0911]

- HI! This is Gabe NewelL, welcome to MY FART.

[JEFFERoW2]

@RIDDICK0911 I say the same 2 LOL

[skillzilla64]

The closed caption lyrics! [VIDEO START] by this is david wolf welcome to starring after nine years to develop flavio beloved worth the wait saying stupid have fun three too [MUSIC STARTS HERE] didn't know bowl had been parents nearby he might environment the handed spies meanwhile in mind bandit corp the orbit they'r a bit ordinary you are active [GABE IS NOT ACTIVE!] [MUSIC STOPS] pop-up blocker position working and disintegrates body by at the same three thanks for listening [VIDEO ENDS] lol

[gratianray2]

FACK! *cires*

[swarmofmudkipz]

the spy fucked it up for everyone

[arbiter1er]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[fultonrs]

Way to screw it up for the rest of us spy -_-.

[thekiller98ful]

valve can count to three go to 0:11

[SeiryuTheBlueDragon]

Who is Gabe Newell and why does everybody hate him?

[SGKSugita]

@SeiryuTheBlueDragon Nobody hates Gabe Newell.

[sebym94]

At this very moment Gabe Newell has 147 YouTube accounts. And the number is increasing...

[TheMangubb]

@sebym94 After 9 years of development

[ED38001]

FAK you spy!

[MrJohnboyofsj]

I like how the spy is a metaphors for the internets

[8isthemagicnumber]

Aren't you Brannon Carty's friend?

[nikopoulet]

ThANKS ALOT SPY!

[soMLGprobro]

DAMM YOU SPPPPPPPPPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[munizrfelipe]

Stupid spy!

[TheOmegaPyro]

everytime you insult Gabe, he delays Episode 3

[KernalTim]

@TheOmegaPyro  then hopefully its worth the weight

[MrMagiKarpz]

spy just had to delay episode 3 even further

[ASecretToEveryone]

Now I hate Spy even more.

[Acerracer202]

Gabe may look fat, but he's paper thin.

[OKKWAMOS]

bye bye episode 3

[SladeForelly]

Yes he is fat, but so what? He is awesome!

[SHAD0VV100]

Turn on the audio subtitles and have fun...

[AngelOfLife006]

Every joke about Gabe Newell and his weight keeps the episode 3 away....XD

[icool2229]

guys search akinator in google then u must do some questions u want gabe newell so click on yes and no :D

[Slugginz]

"You are fat!" Every Gabe Newell joke ever.

[MrRASSBA]

FUCK! *cries*

[lictognan]

you are fat

[Trybut3]

Gaben once owned a farm full of cows, chickens, pigs but he ate them all (including the farm)

[sean93g]

0:44 Dat dramatic violin.

[iEatYourToast]

@sean93g Its the boomer chord.L.

[Acerracer202]

@sean93g

Violin. >.<

[asherleez]

The Real Lyrics: Ol' Gabe New-ell had a Ferm E-EYE-E-EYE-OH And on the Ferm he had a Spy E-EYE-E-EYE-OH With a--*Snort Snort* here And eh--*Snort Snort* ---Err Here eh--*Snort* -Err eh--*Snort* Evwee-eerr- YOU ARE FAT Uhhh, This isn't Working *Laugh* Episode 3 *GASP* Pie Pie, Episode 3 NOOOOOOOO Here we go Thanks for listening! FAK!

[SpecialPurposeRadish]

@asherleez

you forgot the part where spy cried.

[Vhetration69]

@asherleez Its bye bye episode 3 lol

[bigears95]

gaben's farm? worth teh wheat

[ROBLOXCLOT]

There's snowflakes on my screen

[TechnoMusicsBrasil]

@scriminamp Rly ?

[scriminamp]

@TechnoMusicsBrasil ya rly

[ParodyMasterFTW]

silly people, GabeN's farm space for Ep3 is so small you couldn't even see it with a microscope.

[Minetainment]

What?

[IcanBeReachedAtGaben]

Hi. I'm gabe newell.

[TheTeaBagTeam]

Gabe Newell isn't fat he is the average size for a American.

[deadguy718]

@TheTeaBagTeam He can also be British but his teeth are too good.

[ethian46]

@TheTeaBagTeam that's why im happy im canadian

[Cthululz1]

@TheTeaBagTeam He is Canadian

[dudelikesWoW]

@TheTeaBagTeam You may've just pushed forward Episode 3's development by saying that he's average weight. Thank you.

[toplinefool444]

@TheTeaBagTeam Obvious Jelly Europefag

[JacktheTF2Guy]

@toplinefool444 Jelly? Of america? HA!

[Drewfusi]

@TheTeaBagTeam Im american and I approve this message.

[Vhetration69]

@TheTeaBagTeam Shut the fuck up,your talking about the georgia part of america

[ChaosSolider1]

@Vhetration69 lol Mad Americunt over here.

[Vhetration69]

@ChaosSolider1 Lol mad comuncunt

[ChaosSolider1]

@Vhetration69 >Uses my insult

>Not original.

Yeah,Cry me a river.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@TheTeaBagTeam so im underweight then

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@TheTeaBagTeam

Thanks you just started another anti-American nerd war in this video.

[sonicdsfan1]

@TheTeaBagTeam cough *an cough

[tropemaster]

Spy saping my Gabe Newell.

[kreknomaster55]

spy is gonna get attacked by his teammates for this...

[Thiefenz]

Don't worry Spy, I feel your pain

[TechnoMusicsBrasil]

Time to find Scriminamp's Comment.

[scriminamp]

@TechnoMusicsBrasil im right here

[ForcheAlex]

My favorite part was the Boomer bacteria when Gabe was walking away!!!

[Ghostkid825]

Well, I was going to sing "Old Gabe de-layed Ep-i-sode 3, for a-no-ther year!", but I think you got the point across here.

[IceBreak23]

one thing from VGA's wheatly "1...1...1..."

[scriminamp]

Gabe Newell once went to the VGA's.......and didnt announce HL3 due to the anger from my joke. srry :(

[Schlittenfahrer93]

Gabe wants you to buy more hats!

[mariuxtop2]

Hi, this is Gabe Newell. Welcome to MY FJARM. I crack up on that part

[IamTheiPhone]

E-I-E-I-NODE