Giving up the Nuts!!!!!

[aivzdog]

Give her the nuts she will break the nuts

[hu9soff]

0:30 broken shirt

[sporty04]

I still love this!  "They collect them like shoes". lmao

[jackerx123]

WTF

[86kinky86]

her skin is perfect

[CreativeShot]

she's hot lol

[YappyRaccoon]

The fag with the baseball cap on backwards is probably the worst actor in the history of cheap film.

[superscheu]

lol, love the failed attempt at using the word decorum...

[Sibbot]

 lol, when women try to take my nuts I just leave them. God I'm so lonely

[NubzSkiLLz]

Who the f has a flip phone these days

[Sibbot]

@NubzSkiLLz [secretly puts his flip phone behind himself and crushes it] No one, no one at all.

[JohnFl211]

@NubzSkiLLz LMAO the fact that you said that proves you are a fucking mindless loser.

[NubzSkiLLz]

@JohnFl211 umm no it doesnt...

[HearingNegative]

'girls collect nuts!!!! like shoes!!!!!' quality

[CalicoatMaker]

These three douchebag wigger idiots make EVERY total dork nerd sexy as hell.

[kkathleen022]

neil young!

[kkathleen022]

Neil Young poster

[AbnoCreations]

The guy in the middle is Lisa's brother?

[CaptainCalifornia]

Yeah they collect them like SHOES

[yungsuh]

fuk this chiks hot

[9balll]

what a bunch of douchebags.

the girl too lol.

[TheBlargh3124]

I miss the old Lisa Nova

[DeicidalPsychopath]

@TheBlargh3124

It appears she gave away her tits.

[BestoftheBadmen]

Ha! That's hilarious!

[kMC303]

ROFL! "Do you keep your nuts in that bag?" Hahaha

[tyararoxursox]

likes... more like LOVE IT!!!!!

[q7779]

This is EXACTLLY why I aprove of this life-style and fantasies about it as a male-

[serioushamster]

its like they read my mind!

[namizmo]

Im totally just trying to get in your pants. :P

[samooia]

women are evil

[kmeistro900]

Some women are fools, you cant change us, once you try to we're just going to go for the next girl who doesnt 

[eeelz1]

pish

[RaulluisM19]

when 2:48 came up i was like what in the hell. lol lmao. see when a guy becomes to feminine that's where we slap them in the face and say "dude get your shit straight" i think its funny though.

[rancorx]

>.> not always the case any way some guys are morons but theres a fair share of women who are also morons .... basically allot of people are morons >.> and now to invalidate all i said LISA NOVAS YOU I HOT !!!

[Rewind569]

I ment 4:23

[Rewind569]

Whats with that giant ass ring @ 4:47

[m81844]

started out funny then got kinda corney

[CCRockit]

I agree, but first i have to say.

theres guys fall for a girl too easily. (i believe this is what brought on the term "Give away your nuts") who knows...

and another thing there ARE women who like different things in men, (Thats right guys, its not just men who may like blue or green eyes, red or black hair, etc) some women like softies, some women like toughies, some like musicians, some like dangerous ones, some like one with a steady job, some just want a good time.

[RaulluisM19]

@CCRockit im all the above what would i be classified as?

[acidhouser1]

nuts 5ive st*rs

[pongman]

One of my favorite videos and unfortunately it is so true and I lost a gf because of this. Friends need to know where to draw the line when it comes to a friend's relationship. If there was a You Tube award this would be one.

[3Oh3metrostation]

@pongman wat happened

[kmart2834]

You've got a lot of talent, and you're damn sexy. Winning combo

[SimpTote]

Haha YES! I'm glad there's at least one girl out there who's got a decent hold on these things.

[hardworker424]

That's a lot of NUTS!!!!!!

[thebeautifulskye]

"they collect them...like shoes"..lol.

[bigeyedfish0041]

You can have my nuts any time, Lisa!!

All of 'em!!!

[Doctors2Advocate]

Lisa's old stuff is so underrated

[Everywhere2]

Lucas Studle - Your nuts are the ones I want!  C'mere....

[spoter693]

i am a guy and i support you 50 50 %

[ghosttimer]

"they collect them like shoes" lol.

[debbiesouth]

It is the woman's job to improve the male. The nuts yo are trying to save are what causes men to be well men, and think about that, it isn't a good thing. man bags are fine and he should do the dishes.

That is what being a man will be all about LOL the future is so here.

[paddyoak]

Yes, Domina. May I massage your feet? I promise to do it quietly.

[debbiesouth]

Now you are a man who seeks to improve himself by being of service. A proper foot massge stated with a pedicure, bubbly water, warm and soft, lotions, flowers and attention to detail. It should last at least 45 minutes to one hour per foot. And silence from you is preferred as it should be relaxing.

You are a male who desires to improve and evolve. An example of what should be the role for others to follow.

[paddyoak]

All I want is a beautiful Dominant Female who will allow me the priviledge to massage her feet and give her a wonderful pedicure. She will have me locked up in chastity so I'm even more attentive to Her! The future IS here.

[paddyoak]

I agree with you, debbiesouth. I smile at all these men that have to go shopping with a girlfriend or wife. They look so sad. I wish I had a woman to take me shopping. I'd carry all her purchases around the mall...whipped, humiliated, and all!

[Ahmed587326]

I agree dont give your nuts away, Minds are locked under my bad dont give her your nuts

[grnthmb]

danny is so funny in this one

[steffan133]

that's it we're rescueing your nuts...

we'll break in lmao

[fucctheworld09]

haha this is some funny shit lol

[infernelrock117]

my nuts are safe

[lookinatyouto]

GREAT!!!!

[511christian]

bitch

[13Nina13]

hahhah the dishes haven't been done in six months, don't touch em! it adds to the decorum!

[BelgianDan]

you had me at nuts lol

[MDxm3000]

hehehe, personally I would never change my clothing style for anyone. Not for my buddies and not for my woman.

And instead of a bag, why not a new wallet (those wear out fast, leather or not) or a cool jacket with many pockets, hm?

[pomeroy82]

lol these are 94' nuts....

[lisa0]

that third guy with the black shirt looks like johnny depp

[hideaway33]

It's true!

[joshhodg]

Just go round the market and pick up some Planters.

[smart12day]

This has got to be one of the funniest vids I've seen. Unfortunately I think I have met these three little piggies when I was twenty-something.... ....their names were the Dumas brothers then and are still the Dumas brothers now.

[okeeffdp]

something giving up the nuts is worth the pussy.

[plutoplatters]

( sometimes)

[PANICxxOMGitsMOE]

ahahah lmao

funniest lisa nova vid ever

"did you just prance ?"

[SkitchinRox]

all i know is your my type of wow

[ADOBOVIDEO]

i love this nut video !!

its nutty !!lisa your sexy nut!

[idiotkrati]

bitch

[Metroid02099]

man that guy needed to protect his nuts! "I don't know about that manbag though" hilarious.

[profilacticnegro010]

guajira

[profilacticnegro010]

LISA simpson I love you

very match!!!****^

no tenes nothing britch.

[93NaSh39]

Best vid I've ever seen on youtube....

[PETROforever]

Lisa you are just beutiful :D

[ampp99]

that is soooo true.... ;o)

[02jana02]

HILARIOUS. XD

[LupineLooPine]

Women are as notorious and nutorious as squirrels, and almost as sexually attractive. They indeed are the hoarders of chestnuts, the twiddlers of twigs , the plucker of cherries and suckers of berries. So many a man hath lost his mojo jojo due to whore-frost that dareth I sayeth, tis be a crisis more pressing than Pamela Andersons boobs on Verne Troyers nuts.

[alienworkshop468]

bahahahahahahahahaha those two guys on the couch can't be acting. They are too real.

"she keeps them in a plastic thing"

Best vid i've seen all day. and I hate acting shit on youtube. I normally like watching stuff blow up or weird shit.

[neostahl]

wow he went so gay lol

[OnShawnsMind]

This video is funny!!!!!!! Cody is my brother and he likes poop. Shawn

[sphinxrising58]

Giving your heart to a woman does not mean you lose your nuts so much as trusting her not to bust them.

[SweeterThanKisses]

luv ya nova

[XxPOPSHOTxX]

awesome vid lisa

[coprophagist69]

hey lisa nova funny take sista funny nice play nice jokes nice cynicism i like the the funny actin i like the plot development hows new york lisa huh is the sky nice the skyline is it nice is it nice you like clouds huh mm dare i ask or query skies huh ballsballs nuts smelly

-so spaketh zarathusthra

transcripts from the law offices of the late coprophagist esquire jr., m.d.p.h.d., d.d.s., o.p.p.,d.i.y.obgyn - thewaydownisthewayup co.1776 all rights reserved-

[DemonicClark]

Indeed im willing to give my nuts to the girl i love :) and if my guy friends got a problem I will beat that ass LOL nice video funny funny

[sabio101]

LMFAO this is pretty good.

[artem1002]

ever heard of true love ya douches?

[MrFreeman420]

i think men and women are all guilty of caring about what other people think too much,, but its fucked up cuz its usually the guy that has to change

[AnneLien1987]

hahahaha this was really funny

"it's a man bag"

[xhua0809]

nice

by the way who can give me a job thks

[KTPOP2008]

GREAT VID N SUBJECT LOL

[marsbarz]

a girl can't steal shit if you aren't the type of person to play that game to begin with :p

[JoshSquash23]

This is so hilarious.

[Lasercat1]

Wow, Lisa

Looks to me from this video you are either making fun of "people in general" or trying to say "it's good to for people to defend immorality of relationships" and to avenge disgrace. This video is sour.

2:10 - 2:19

This statement is true but, only when it's taken out of your context.

It can be quite a good thing for a man to have a real relationship with a woman, without disrespecting her behind her back with his guy friends.

[isidoodle]

that made my day... thanks lisa

[ISubscribeToYou3]

"no shes just holding them" LMFAO

[Gaus212]

Hey LisaNova why didn't you make this video sooner:) ...but the good news is she gave one of them back but to take back my other nut is proven to be a bitch..

5*****

[MattieCooper]

Greatness! Love it!

[krash332]

lost my nuts once, think i only found one of em

[cantgrowamustache]

hahhaa loved it!

someone please agree with me that the guy in the top had all the way to the right on the couch looks like younger Johnny Depp!

[Riotology]

It's funny to watch the video a second time.  You see the comparison between the last stage and the first stage. Great video.

[hearUme89]

you're hot

[RAMKING61]

A classic!

[nemanxtube]

I wood go without bag I have script in my Baooallss, are't they nice? I'm not fire man but bloom is comming fom there `,\

[RadicalComedy]

I never saw this one...so funny! ~Raven

[iLikeToEatPo0p]

She can come by and take a dump on my chest any day

[NiteAngel]

men start wars, rape women and smell bad

[kiohitita]

★ Congratulations for this video my friend Lisa Nova ★

[JOAPY]

THis is the most true shit. PERIOd.

[ttmot]

britney do this too?

no nuts here ...

ttmot

max*

621082

[Asskickinkid]

lol thanks for the laugh

[nippletease]

lmao this applies to my friend 100%.. i love u for makn this video!!!

[lisanovalover123]

i do i do love lisa!

[jaymoney2010]

great vid!!! funny as fuck

[AlexGrim]

I watched this a couple weeks ago and it is still funny the second time.

[dangledog]

He Man-Sack was emptied! Oh, Great vid!

[sunbro37e6]

Seriously, I'm luvy-duvy to my gal, and she's STILL Under My Thumb, even though before we met, she was a Siamese Cat of a Girl. Now she's the sweetest PET in the world. It's down to me. The change has come. She's Under My Thumb.

[GMUBaritone11]

They collect them...like SHOES!!

[BigHater007]

hahaha. nice. make more!

[OsamaBinLadenx]

ugly and dumb. who watches this moron? she wouldnt even make porn good......then look at the morons she uses in teh video, inbred toools

[desertrose1972]

LOVE it hahaha

[trloyalist]

This is brilliant. And completely sexist and one-sided.

[NoH0moProductions]

xDD

[EEmanimal]

yeah i gave up my nuts to my girlfriend..........im her little slave i do everything for her...by choice.........i love her but this made me realize that ive been neglecting my bro's

[monkeyliver19]

I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW HER MY NUTS :)

[CletePurcell]

I lost my nutz about 20 years ago. My wife brings them out once a year on our anniversary. ""sniff""

[trloyalist]

Clete, you're only ever one retainer fee away from getting your nuts back.

[oldmemefukswitu]

lmao just as funny as the last time

~js

[droppinshorts]

Hilarious!!!

[jlward86]

Did you just PRANCE in here?! <3

[kooldudeben]

dannydiamond is a willy., absolute gay full stop

[tlndofa]

nova takes ya heart an steals your breath with her soul,she's worth dieing for...

[NatalieAnn86]

Hahaha!...

I just <3 you Lisa!..Keep it up!

-Natalie Ann

[shizzoop]

"Are your nuts in that bag?" ha ha. Well done. Narration was awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

[aaronbergAPB]

I have to say Lisa. This one is a classic post. I have a new channel now, 'cause I just about gave up the nuts. hehe, very sweet vid', apb

[sbort]

WHAT?! how have i never seen this?!

i almost died. this is my favorite.

i actually walked in on one of these conversations before. VERY unsettling. and perfectly portrayed. ; )

[Corpsecycle]

Lol at this parody! Women will always be contradicting themselves untill the end of time! They say they want a nice guy but their wuss-dar apparently kicks in when a man pays relates them! Screw you all of you twats!

[theflorgeormix]

great, really great until the end.

[TheKittenOfSatan]

We make em gay? :'( lol

Anyway..This was pretty funny, Lisa! keep it up x)

[Zera8]

hahaha collect them like shoes!!!

[ryankaminski19283746]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

[slaveofamazon]

I don't like sterotyoes either. Not all men are bad, but the love of a good hearted woman can melt the iciest chambers in a cold mans soul.

[AlexGrim]

That was pretty funny Lisa, now give Danny's nuts back.

[Shahin777]

amazing

[WhatisLuvPRODUCTION]

haha tht was fucking halarious

[kidneyboy187]

HAHAHA "... The dishes haven't been done in months...." "Don't touch 'em!"

[paulstylie]

anyone wanna pair of english nuts?? there fucking mazive!!

[pissballs]

4;33 pretty.

[TommyTBag420]

Shit Ive been with my wife 6 years comin up the 29th of october, been married for almost 3 in april. And I do whatever the fuck I want, always have. I fuck whatever chick I want, party when I want, and do whatever the fuck I please. Although since we had our daughter 2 years ago ive calmed down. but i still have my nuts and do w/e the fuck i want.

[Parsonal]

I think I speak for all of us when I say that pity your wife and daughter.

[TommyTBag420]

I pity your parents for having such a pussy piece of shit who talks greasy over the internet. My daughter and wife love me. My daughter gets whatever she wants as does my wife, I take care of mine bitch. I'm not like most of these little bitch boys who get a girl knocked up and run the fuck away from their responsability, I chose to man the fuck up and do the right thing. And my def. of party is, go out and have a few beers, maybe a joint. So next time, dont talk about shit you dont understand.

[marblewonder]

according to your channel you're 22 years old. that means you got married when you were 16... so i guess you're from west virginia or something?

[P47RICK]

he said he knew her for 6 years and has been married for 3 years. 22 - 3 = 19 :/

[Glr31]

wtf ?

[gardnerbm]

My nuts dont need rescuing Lol

[xdaseinx]

LMFAO

[RyuElle472]

"THEY COLLECT'EM LIKE SHOES!" LMAO

[trupala01006]

"You keep your nuts in that bag?"

"No,you dont!Cause you know why?"

"Cause he gave it away.."

Duh! hahahahahahahaha

Mtv's Cribs rock

[killerper94]

she is very hot;p

[SaturnProds]

LOL!!!!! That was sooo damn funny!

[ringettelover321]

k guys are just dogs that want to get into grils pants and they don't turn into pussys once they have a girlfriend. and any normal girl thinkgs about guys the same way as me they are idiots why do you think the worlds going to hell, cuz guys are bad idiots that are sacks of crap

[honorforwar]

You call guys idiots yet you can't spell the word "girls" correctly? You are the fucking idiot!

[marsbarz]

how to be irresponsible:

step 1: identify as the victim

step 2: externalize the blame

step 3: use your victimhood to shield yourself from taking any real responsibility for your life, while simultaneously attempting to afflict the rest of the population with your disease

[Maladeisia]

what the hell? haha

[Glr31]

Yes what the hell, haha !

[guilliamo1983]

u know what i think is funny that women are always saying that there are no nice guys left but its women that are killing off the nice guys

[gelehead420]

That was hilirious.I love your since of humor.

[worldtraveler101]

Lisa anywhere any time