It's a Biological Fact

[1212MikeO]

how did these guys get top comment their not even funny

[ByOdinsBeard15]

were planting...a volleybomb?

[rcsbama1]

Sarge: Great Pual's Bunyan, he's like an ox!

Caboose: But I have no horns, or lumberjack friends...

[AkatsukiCerberus]

Grif did what with whos gear stick?

[j0nny3216]

Caboose: AHHHH!

Tex: okay we're ready to go!

Caboose: crap.

[alynnidalar]

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

[360FANMAN117]

4:16

It's grif saying "he's grif" to tex while pointing at simmons because tucker said tear off grif's arm and she didn't know who grif was.

Thumbs up so people can see.

[AndILoveYou24]

@360FANMAN117 Why thumbs it up? I think most people got that..

[360FANMAN117]

@AndILoveYou24 Saw comments earlier saying caboose said it

[AndILoveYou24]

@360FANMAN117 Oh okay. (:

[sogoddamnchill]

WE'RE PLATING A VOLLEYBOMB???

[DrPepper821]

@randomgav1 Map name was Zanzabar for future reference :)

[CrazyEy3s]

Yes yes yes the people on the beach... blah blah blah. Wait what?

[randomgav1]

why were they at a place like last resort.

dont blame me for not knowing i never played halo 2

[YuTe3712]

What is that bomb made of, depleted uranium?!

[LucasRox150]

MARATHON FTW!!!!



[TheReaper2002]

is it me or that pink armor is starting to make donut gayer?

[JACKMAN9988]

caboose only curses twice in the series

here and in one of the alternate endings

this is the only official one and all he said was "crap"

[The3ndlessDepths]

master! headmaster! lmfao

[XxJONNYxCAKESxX]

"We're planting a volleyball?"

"No it's a bomb."

"We're planting a volleybomb!?"

HAHAHA

[sovietmustashe]

lol when tex askes whos grif grif says simons is grif

[KyoshiSukina]

@sovietmustashe And this is the perfect example of why commas are important...

[wwethegame8]

Donut: It was a great rode trip my favorite part is when Griff tried to change gears and he accidentaly (grabbed my dick)

Griff: Ugh please lets not tell the story is thier somwhere I can wash my hands

[getl4h]

What Did O'Mally Teach Caboose

[NewB1337Comix]

Grif:"Like gay stuff?"

Tex:"I have no idea."

Grif:"Well can we rule out the gay stuff?"

Donut:"Hey, how come I never get to help?"

lol

[ROJedimaster63]

"We're planting a volley-bomb?"

[teensinthemaking]

its ok, i have bad memory -oh look theres a beach!!!

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

I love how the red zealot calls Lopez the "headmaster"

[TheAthleteGamer]

She'll do Anything for money

No I won't

I'll give you 10 bucks to tear of Griff's arm

Which one's Griff?

[rebelgurly08]

lol @4:17. 

[My13Memories]

Tucker: She'll do anything for money.

Tex: That's not true.

Tucker: It's not? I'll give you ten bucks to tear off Grif's arm.

Tex: Which one's Grif?

Tucker: See?

[WolfeStar566599]

Caboose:I can carry it.

Tex:I'm telling you you need two people.

Tucker: no he can he has crazy strength me and curch think its god's way of compensating.

Sarge: god like an ox! I love that part

[208Luckygirl]

"We don't know what money is in the future."

Answer? Caps is the money from the future. Source? The Capital Wasteland.

[Draque002]

@208Luckygirl and they say I play too much fallout

[Tijenater]

I followed Sarge's workout advice, but my body couldn't handle the intensity.

[JadeArsenic]

Caboose: Can't I just pick this up when we're ready to go?

Yeah, I guess that makes sense..

Tex: Okay, we're ready to go!

Caboose: Ah, Crap

[emarquezify]

DAMN CABOOSE!!!!!!!...strong...lol

[EnricoSuave666]

"No it's true. He's got crazy strength! Church and i think it's god's way of compensating." BEST LINE EVER!!!!!

[Leo157500]

hes right worlds coolest wallet filled with lazers

[Jackboy019]

Can't stop watching!!!

[s1rand4d]

Okay. Caboose is fucking awesome. Seriously. There's no way you can dislike him.

[gipsyg27]

0_0 did caboose say crap?....

[1catpoop1]

wait....wait wait wait! if the red guy comes from a dimension of gamers, (who are just people on their Xbox's) so then how come he is religious! LIIIIIIEEEEEESSS

[Cupidx331]

you kno sarge does give great tips for bodybuilding XD

[AV3NG3DSV3NF0LD]

NO wrong, Simmons has robot parts, Grif has some of Simmons parts, Caboose, Sarge and Lopez are fine. (Caboose had O'mally in is head)

Sources I've seen RvB 12 times.

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

We are planting. A volleyball....

[lucariomaster117]

50 people dont have lumberjack friends

[benanderson95]

Tex: *whispers* i can't carry it

Simmons: What was that?

Tex: It's to heavy, you happy

Grif: Yeah kinda

XD

[ghostludachris]

....*hes griff*..... XD

[thestratocaster13]

Yea, laser beams. That would be the coolest wallet ever.

[thomasw011]

there are a number of possible reasons she's not as strong. 1) she's in a different body. 2) she has no AI controlling her, which may or may not do anything.

[gannondorf14]

"yeah kinda" XDDD

[Krazymeatball77]

lol vollybomb

[NickAndrewx]

lol "which ones grif?" started cracken up at that majorly XD

[TheHolyPorkchop]

Hmm I wonder what else she would do for money.

[MegaLemonAids]

but i have no horns!....or lumberjack friends

[OutdoorMoney70]

ANDY!!!!!

[EmporerAaron]

she'll do anything for money thats not true

ill giveu ten bucks to tear off griffs arm

which ones griff lol

[tamgarv]

She can punch 3 guys at once, flip a tank, hold a ship contaner+ throw it! and no bomb...lol

[SamauraiRippeR]

Wait, did she say "razor sharp spinning blade"?! It's like a foot wide!

[jonathan11799]

what is this halo 2 or halo 3. plz someone reply

[WeeSpartan]

@jonathan11799 its halo 3 man

[bobTheNinja24]

@WeeSpartan no its halo 2.

[WeeSpartan]

@bobTheNinja24 ye i just realised :P what a fail

[Bunkus17]

@Lego2010Ben I keep seeing u comments because im watching a marathon, and EVERY comment yo leave is a time!

[tamgarv]

Who isnt dead on here? lol

[sovietmustashe]

anyone else hear grif say that simmons is grif at 4:17

[XxIllumInatIxX1]

nope thats not correct, if you wacth the later series` she is still very strong but does not have the ai, this just a little mistake that rooster teeth made.

[AirMc1]

@XxIllumInatIxX1 they probaly wanted to make her mor feminine

[BlondeCutiePieFD]

i have a realy bad memory wow look a Beach!

[wearexiv]

she cant carry that little bomb, but she can flip a tank?

[TailsxTsar759]

@wearexiv yea!

[PoePresents]

@wearexiv She doesn't have the AI implanted in her anymore. That's what gave her the increased strength, from my understanding. o uo

[AlexanderGailson]

@wearexiv She lifted from the knees ;P

[jimbo2smith1]

@wearexiv she dont have the ai anymore she isnt as strong

[JoltZero]

@wearexiv Well, she is using a robot body. Maybe she's restricted by it.

[DannyJOD]

@wearexiv shes in a different body

[XxTheMinecraftionsxX]

@wearexiv Shes in a different body

[bsl91]

@wearexiv she has a different body remember

[TheTbw444]

@wearexiv She doesnt have the a.i. anymore so she's not as strong

[AZproductions117]

@TheTbw444 That's not true, dude.

[sovietmustashe]

@AZproductions117 yes it is

[AZproductions117]

@sovietmustashe No, it isn't. The AIs only help with tactical situations and with the calculations for the equipment. They have nothing to do with the overall strength of a freelancer.

Get your facts straight.

[sovietmustashe]

@AZproductions117 the ais power the freelancers making them more powerful they may still be strong but they cant have super-strength because they need a

AI to do the calculations for powers such as super strength

[AZproductions117]

@sovietmustashe What the fuck are you on about? They don't give them super strength dipshit, that's just retarded like you.

[iBeEpic12]

@sovietmustashe Maybe in the RvB universe, but in the Halo canon storyline the suits give them strength.

[AZproductions117]

@iBeEpic12 Suits actually don't give Spartans more strength, just more spacial awareness, protection, and speed.

[XxMariofan21xX]

@AZproductions117 RVB MASTER

[username951100]

@wearexiv She was super strong when she had the Ai and she doesnt have it anymore so yeah

[TastierGymnast0]

Tex: its too heavy ok, you happy

Grif: yea kinda

[66sjones]

i miss this map. :(

[MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Caboose: I liked them! They were funny.

Tucker: They tried to kill you because of a flag!

Caboose: I try not to remember the bad things about people.

Tucker: That's all they tried to do! There were no good things!

Caboose: That's okay, I have a really bad memoryWOW LOOK A BEACH!

one of Caboose's most hilarious moments!!

[JxSparrow]

Hm...Andy must be heavier than Shelia. Because in the first season Tex picked up and flipped Shelia but she can't pick up Andy...hm...

[Geohawk2552]

Ok so at this point:

Tex, Church and Simmons are in robot bodies

Griff is in Simmons body

Doc has someone else in his body

Caboose, Sarge and Lopez have had others in their bodies

Sheila has had people drive her which kind of counts

So only Tucker and Donut are normal, ai ai ai!

[YoMalvado]

@Geohawk2552

No only Tucker. Did you forget the time when they captured Donut and they wanted to bargain with the reds to get two new robot bodies and Church possessed Donut to do the negotiating?

[Geohawk2552]

@YoMalvado

Oh yeah. And later Tucker gets an alien inside him (bow-chicka-bow-bow) so none of them are normal. Lol

[OoTheInfamousoO]

@Geohawk2552 You forgot that church's balls have become bigger then Caboose's brain xD

[Geohawk2552]

@OoTheInfamousoO

How the H-E-Double hockey sticks does that have anything to do with anything

[OoTheInfamousoO]

@Geohawk2552 just pointing out the obivous so far fact's xD

[Geohawk2552]

@OoTheInfamousoO

Yeah, Halo two was when Caboose became full retard.

[Ace24Warrior]

@Geohawk2552 Donut has had Church in his body as well so only Tucker is normal

[Geohawk2552]

@Ace24Warrior

Yeah I know. I realised that after I wrote it and a few others have picked up on that as well.

[camoflage20]

@Geohawk2552 which is *very* ironic XD

[phuocphv]

@Geohawk2552 I would not say they are normal one is perverted and sex crazed and the other one has everyone making fun of him because of pink armor

[Geohawk2552]

@phuocphv

You may need to research the words irony and sarcasm.

[phuocphv]

@Geohawk2552 well srry sheesh

[rainbowroadds]

@Geohawk2552 no, donut was possesed by church in an earlier ep.

[xXUnderagedxGamingXx]

@Geohawk2552 Tucker and Donut aren't normal by any stretch of the imagination

[Geohawk2552]

@xXUnderagedxGamingXx

That's the joke dude.

[Koey32001]

@Geohawk2552 Yes. At this point. Tucker will have his chance shortly.

[yourmumscat117]

@Geohawk2552 doc dosnt have someone elses body just o mally came to his

[Geohawk2552]

@yourmumscat117

That's what I said. he has someone in his body. read the comment again.

[starwarsproducciones]

@Geohawk2552 donut has been possesed too

[dekuman321]

@Geohawk2552 donut has had church in his body

[MrALERTcriminal]

@Geohawk2552 no donut isnt normal lol

[punkrockgod100]

@Geohawk2552 donut got possessed by church

[ghettoswag99]

Griff- girls act like they are sooo tough. but the first time they need to move a couch who do they call?

Tex- *looks at him*

Griff- please don't kill me

Sarge- Go ahead kill him

[sootyferrari65]

This thing don't look to heav YOOO this thing aint movin

[mrSpencer1229]

hold your breath, when under stress your body creates all the oxygen it needs.

LMAO

[rozzy486]

so she can flip a tank, but not pick up a volleyball. :P caboose.

[blazegunshark]

Is it just me our does Caboose have a slightly Swedish accent?

[TheTelenation]

@blazegunshark That's not swedish :P thats 'retard' XD

[blazegunshark]

@TheTelenation If you've ever watched LagxPeanutPwner's channel, and listened to when Caboose says Volleyball, then you'll get what I'm saying :-) The similarity is almost uncanny.

[ultraninjakid101]

this is the first time i heard caboose swear ahhhhh crap

[TheNephewWhoFails]

donut is so gay

[rockdudeguy18]

Like... gay stuff?

[MrTurok3]

is it me or is donut gay

[TTadge15]

@MrTurok3 He is, even though he denies it.

[thornhark]

The red vs blue theme guitar song just puts me into a good mood

[bug9513]

@thornhark but that guitar needs to be tuned

[jc404400]

Dont lift with ur legs! ur back is the strongest muscle in ur body!

LMAO!

[sporecreatorperson]

"We're planting a volleyball."

"It's not a ball, it's a bomb."

"We're planting a volleybomb...?"

[MrKtiger]

Ever notice it sounds like Caboos saying He's Grif at 4:16?

[Sitashi13]

@MrKtiger That's Grif that said that.

[IwishmynamewasEzio]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH "hhyeah, kinda.." XD XD XD  XD XD

[Darkclaw51]

1:48

Tucker: "..Why didnt you just plant the bomb then, instead of putting an X on the floor?"

Tex: ".. I cant carry it."

Griff: "What?"

Sarge: "What was that?"

Tex: "Its too heavy, okay? Ya happy?"

Griff in the backround: "Yeah kinda." XD

[ImInTheBush85]

@Darkclaw51 it was simmons not sarge

[Darkclaw51]

@ImInTheBush85

My bad. ^^;

JUST ENJOY THE FUNNY! XD

[Darkclaw51]

1:48

Tucker: "...Why didnt you just plant the bomb then, instead of putting an X on the floor?"

Tex: "... I cant carry it. ^^;"

Griff: "What?"

Sarge: "What was that?"

Tex: "Its too heavy, okay? Ya happy?"

Griff in the backround: "Yeah kinda." XD effin LOVE Griff!

[KurasakiBleachigo1]

"insert funny comment here" write LMAO or XD get a million thumbs up

[zombiecamelzzz]

we are planting a volly bomb

[acopi77]

Caboose:can i set this down until we are ready to go?

Sarge:sure that makes sense

Tex:Ok we are ready to go

Caboose:crap

Thumbs up if this was the first time you heard caboose curse

[NoedigJK471]

@acopi77 Go back to the first 10 episodes. You'll hear him curse...

[DontEatMyAvocados]

Two walls? Some people are so materialistic.

-_-'

[TheStuntJunkys]

cabooses IQ must be like 0.0000000000000000000000000000­001 ;)

[ThunderCavalier]

I don't remember Tex ever being so... chipper.

I think the future may have caused something in her to snap.

[batmanfan281]

anyone who says tex is not hot....look up a picture of her voice actress.

[TheCubeforce]

Saying something from the video and saying LOL or LMAO is not a valid top comment

[quackerzxx]

everything i read is in caboose's voice... help... me...

[KillswitchEdge]

HRRR! Groin it out!

[spaboolly]

Figures Sarge wouldn't give a woman upper body strength.

[TheFullMoon97]

this one was put on youtube 1 day before my birthday when i was turning 12.....ahhhhh when i was twelve............cookie

[james757live]

Then we'll storm in there, blow up O'Mally, leave Griff for dead... LMAO!

[BRATMAN013]

so wait tex can flip a tank but she cant carry a bomb WHAT?

[ChromeToasterInc]

@BRATMAN013 It's a heavy bomb, dude.

[iJakexD123]

Wait, She does have the upper body strength. In S8, she fucking catches a 4-5 ton crate...?

[DarraghCasey1993]

@iJakexD123 because she's all robotic then.. i think

[iJakexD123]

@DarraghCasey1993 She is now too! D: She died in S1 or 2, i'm pretty sure.

[DarraghCasey1993]

@iJakexD123 yes but this robot was made by sarge in the later season 9 they find her in that secret facility belonging to the director and she's all buffed up.

[iJakexD123]

@DarraghCasey1993 Ohhh now i get it. Thanks! :D

[My11Prime]

Tex saying "witch one's Grif" Reminds of when Caboose says that Grif is spelled with 2 f's.

[Bloolooloo69]

3:05 lopez is headmaster xD

[Reoh0z]

Which ones Griff?

...that line just about cost me a new laptop thanks to a mouthful of soda.

[redarmo25]

@Reoh0z Grif is the orange one voiced by Geoff. (spelt grif, the character hates when people spell his name with two f's)

[ht448]

Hoooooo that thing aint mov'en"

[GavinL1234]

griff is jack from achevment hunters thumbs up if u knew

[holtyhero]

@GavinL1234 You mean Jack from Achievement Hunter is Grif From RvB

[GMour53]

@GavinL1234 not true, Griff is Geoff from Achievement Hunter

[PAULisHappy98]

@GavinL1234 Geoff is griff duh

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@GavinL1234 lol your so wrong, Jack voices nobody in R vB Geoff is Grif.