@generosos87 ..well there are many WHITE-MEXICANS#1 like myself as well, Mexico is a Nation not a race, just like in the U.S, we come in all Colors and different shapes lol!
Almost everything that he says about his childhood, my brothers and I went through. Except maybe the "swimming in the trashcan" because we did not even have trashcans. And the most beautiful thing about that is that I'm not even a latina, so I think that it is beautiful that some (or many) cultures are very similar... it is just a reminder that we are all equal and imperfect human beings.
@YoureSuchADramaQueer cool. yeha we have alot in common. you should watch "shit asian moms say" on youtube. its so funny. what ethnicity are you? its cool you watched george lopez!
I don't understand alot of Mexican jokes cause. I was born and raised in San Antonio,TX. My dad is mexican but he left me when I was vey young so I didn't have he for rest of my childhood. My grandma and grandpa raised me there "Hispanic America" like me my mother mostly white and her mother so that would explain things.
I don't understand or mostly understand some jokes he says cause i am "Hispanic American" so I know mostly english and spanish second and my dad mexican but he left me when I was little so I was my grandpa was my dad most like father he raised me.
GEORGE PEOPLE TOLD U You COULDN'T MAKE IT ...BUT YOUR HOPE COURAGE .MADE YOU THE BEST AT WHAT YOU R DOING ..ERES NUESTRO ORGULLO ...YOU ARE THE BEST ..GEORGE THE BEST ....
@RINGHOG12 If he had taken up a life of crime, drugs, or alcohol that would be sad. He had a painful childhood and he still managed to turn it around for himself with humor. He's alive and successful. This IS funny. A lot of us grew up this way and didn't let it break us. That's not sad, that's a triumph. We're not all as successful certainly, but we still made it in our own way.
@czerepification I wasn't trying to be rude. You know; it's nice every once and a while to let someone you know that you care about them, even if it's George Lopez. I personally think he is hilarious, I just find that people should get more recognition for the dramatic lives they had.
@generosos87 ..well there are many WHITE-MEXICANS#1 like myself as well, Mexico is a Nation not a race, just like in the U.S, we come in all Colors and different shapes lol!
Today your 5! My parents made me do that when i was young. n now that im 19 I still find me self going to the movies "Yeah hello, on child ticket!" .."I'm 12." but then i got caught this year "Hey weren't you 12 two years ago?" "Ah no that wasn't me prolly one of my cousins. i have a lot they look like me!" And i got in.!
Today your 5! My parents made me do that when i was young. n now that im 19 I still find me self going to the movies "Yeah hello, on child ticket!" .."I'm 12." but then i got caught this year "Hey weren't you 12 two years ago?" "Ah no that wasn't me prolly one of my cousins. i have a lot they look like me!" And i got in.!
The first concert I seen of George Lopez, I knew he had MADE IT! and he was going to be BIG TIME! I am so waiting for my big break, George you gave me HOPE!..........TRUST!!!
" You didn't save your ticket ? Thats A Souviner , Mira it has the time and da date, Why you cryin now ? You Lost it ? What do u want ? What hat ? que, que que pinche, que que what hat ?
" The hat with the ears, and they put your name ..."
" The Hat , do they have hats here ?, In Disney Land ? I Dint See ,, tienen hats ?,,, wah wah wah ? "
"with the ears that come out ..."
"mira cabron, ima tell you sum right now , Your EARS STICK OUT MORE THAN THE FUCKIN HAT ! "
"and black people just look, they dont even move *stays still*" hahahaha lmao omfg lmao.
that is so true about lying about your age. we'd do it just to pay less for a kid's meal. we even look at each otehr and stall and see if they'll believe us or notXD
lol, emberassing but my parents never told me about hitting puberty either. i went through shockers!
Hha omg this is all true hha ^_^
theredwhitegreen14 3 days ago
everything he says applied to latinos and latinas. all through my childhood i remember so much of this stuff lol
NymphadoraBeeWolf 2 weeks ago
I think this isn't just true for Mexicans but for a lot of ethnic minority
IAmMyOwnDownfall 2 weeks ago
funniest man alive, GEORGE LOPEZ, greetings from Newport Beach CA!
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@generosos87 ..well there are many WHITE-MEXICANS#1 like myself as well, Mexico is a Nation not a race, just like in the U.S, we come in all Colors and different shapes lol!
elwerouno1 2 weeks ago
George let's go
art2raw 2 weeks ago
lmao 2:00
tadentt 2 weeks ago
Almost everything that he says about his childhood, my brothers and I went through. Except maybe the "swimming in the trashcan" because we did not even have trashcans. And the most beautiful thing about that is that I'm not even a latina, so I think that it is beautiful that some (or many) cultures are very similar... it is just a reminder that we are all equal and imperfect human beings.
YoureSuchADramaQueer 3 weeks ago 2
@YoureSuchADramaQueer cool. yeha we have alot in common. you should watch "shit asian moms say" on youtube. its so funny. what ethnicity are you? its cool you watched george lopez!
dreamybear1 2 weeks ago
@dreamybear1 I watched Shit Asian Dads Say, which was really funny, so I'll watch the moms one. And I am Egyptian :)
YoureSuchADramaQueer 2 weeks ago
funny shit
imasipmascato 4 weeks ago
Lick it and pass it lick it and pass bite it and i'll kill you haha
cookiemonster1266 1 month ago
3:18 for epic face
kickman575 1 month ago
Kool
TheJman099 1 month ago
Hey one of your eggs popped out LMFAO
3TLoverful 1 month ago
wow us black people n mexicans got stuff in common lol
Johnathan650b 2 months ago
Now I get it why I always save the parks or any place stubs jajajaja
chito8 2 months ago
His childhood is kinda like mine. I'm a Malaysian. I still remember squeezing into my aunt's car along with my other 6 cousins. It fits!
me0and0the0piano 2 months ago
tah loca... $4.00 a juice.. tah loco!!
tzimin2 2 months ago
Where's part 9
javier052897 3 months ago 3
i remember the pinching in church. OUCH!! :(
irvinreal11 3 months ago 2
very young like around toddler age, and I mean didn't have him for the rest*
brassyworkitout7 3 months ago
I don't understand alot of Mexican jokes cause. I was born and raised in San Antonio,TX. My dad is mexican but he left me when I was vey young so I didn't have he for rest of my childhood. My grandma and grandpa raised me there "Hispanic America" like me my mother mostly white and her mother so that would explain things.
brassyworkitout7 3 months ago
I don't understand or mostly understand some jokes he says cause i am "Hispanic American" so I know mostly english and spanish second and my dad mexican but he left me when I was little so I was my grandpa was my dad most like father he raised me.
brassyworkitout7 3 months ago
UR EARS STICK UP MORE THEN THE FUCKING THE HAT
nancyangellove 3 months ago
the thing about black people not moving is so true
Filup93 3 months ago
GEORGE PEOPLE TOLD U You COULDN'T MAKE IT ...BUT YOUR HOPE COURAGE .MADE YOU THE BEST AT WHAT YOU R DOING ..ERES NUESTRO ORGULLO ...YOU ARE THE BEST ..GEORGE THE BEST ....
juancervantes1 3 months ago
0:21 i dont work here fawker
yomama273 3 months ago 2
im puertorican and my mom and grams is just like that! EXACTLY, everyhting he's said is exactly my childhood
jissandra 4 months ago
is there a part 9 ???
awsome650 4 months ago
im puerto rican and dominican and george lopez is f************** hilarious!
peteburlington 4 months ago
i member that my mom cut pants to make shorts look i have it right now.....oh no that my underwhere
Arturo2001518 4 months ago
Lick it and pass it lmao XDD
anamariee15 4 months ago
i never went to disneyland..
robbister4 4 months ago
"Lick it a- welll fuck you then... lick it-bite it and see whas going to happen
ValeriaAguilera1 4 months ago
Nine kids and one churro ... jajajajaja
rick8522 4 months ago
the funnies mexican alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wilsagastizado 4 months ago
HEY WHAT TIME THEY CLOSE? I DON'T WORK HERE FUCKER!!!
LMAO PROUD TO BE HISPANIC...
Nina23JME 4 months ago 2
The mexican...g lo ur a man.
godofsoccer3 5 months ago
24 people were expecting Jo Lopez instead :|
TheADtunes 5 months ago 2
2:10
I was freaking dieing!!!!!
TheADtunes 5 months ago
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2mmbroz 5 months ago
24 people took a bite
kdcool16 6 months ago
@kdcool16
XD
miko50474 5 months ago
24 people are jealous.
gorgomadness82 6 months ago
Dunt dedah!
teckwerks 6 months ago in playlist Why You Crying
i still keep my tickets as souvenirs =) but i sowed the white stuff on my 'shorts' so i wouldnt have to tuck them in X)
InTime1011 6 months ago 3
swimming in the trash can :D we did that a lot we'd fill it up to the top and we'd jump in by climbing on the fence :D my childhood
babydollsvamp 6 months ago 6
what time they close?, i dont work here fucker hahahah !
etasa 6 months ago
i had my kids swim in the trash can oh george is funny we love him
riveraguadalupe 7 months ago
I love CHOlopez lmfao
tobfilledinlater 7 months ago
those 23 dislikes are white people lol :D
Strifelok 7 months ago 4
★★★★★
TheMultiGunMan 7 months ago 2
2:17 He said ' Nigga' & im glad he Did .
smileitsrhi 7 months ago
I have been 11 for 4 years now XD Paying extra money for an adult ticket my butt
mssonglick 7 months ago 2
he could spy crab! really well i bet!
pontaduck89 7 months ago
He is the first NOT black person i ever heard that said "nigga" on tv haha
310comptonero 7 months ago 23
@310comptonero proves hes a boss xD i'd be checking if any scary looking black ppl were there ,_, thn watch my bk outside lol! xD
TheGermanMedic 1 month ago
@310comptonero negro means black not niger
gotcod7 1 week ago
9:00 ... dayum.
lemonthownz 7 months ago in playlist Why You Crying
Shitt. Lick it and pass it. Funny as hell.
zorrocolorado007 7 months ago
you don't member?
you member ! lol
Mr12chris 8 months ago
@FIRENINJA11AZULA yes this was my childhood lol but I'm guate :p
PedroyItatiFan 8 months ago
OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD IS J-Lo OMG.. omg!!
Silverballer45ACP 8 months ago
the one with the black people its funny< also funnier cuz he said NIGGA!! LMFAO
HuntingtonBeachable 8 months ago
IM ALWAYS EATING SOMETHING WHEN I WATCH HIM
MRHOUSTONE77587 8 months ago
I Still Cut Pants To Make Shorts !! :D
TinyTiff12 8 months ago 5
NICE!
MrAbsolutelyDaniel 8 months ago
D: , Part 9 ???? Where's it attt ??????
FIRENINJA11AZULA 8 months ago 2
i remember swimming in the trashcan. im not mexican
therussiannerd 8 months ago
"EH! DUHDADAA! ONEADA EGGS POPPED OUT" 6:43
theburntarcade 9 months ago
"What Timee Yuu Closee?" "I Dont Work Here Fuckerr.. O_o" Hahaa! lol [x
03SLJ 9 months ago
That's sad, most people would think this is funny, but I think that he must have had a horrible childhood :'(
RINGHOG12 9 months ago
@RINGHOG12 If he had taken up a life of crime, drugs, or alcohol that would be sad. He had a painful childhood and he still managed to turn it around for himself with humor. He's alive and successful. This IS funny. A lot of us grew up this way and didn't let it break us. That's not sad, that's a triumph. We're not all as successful certainly, but we still made it in our own way.
czerepification 8 months ago 7
@czerepification I wasn't trying to be rude. You know; it's nice every once and a while to let someone you know that you care about them, even if it's George Lopez. I personally think he is hilarious, I just find that people should get more recognition for the dramatic lives they had.
RINGHOG12 8 months ago
@RINGHOG12 Ignore me. I was feeling overly sensitive yesterday.
czerepification 8 months ago
@czerepification No problem; I think I spazzed out a little back in my defense:P
I forgive you and I apoligise as well. Thanks:)
RINGHOG12 8 months ago
@RINGHOG12 If yourr Mexican , this IS yourr childhood (((:
FIRENINJA11AZULA 8 months ago 47
@FIRENINJA11AZULA If that's true then a lot of white people are Mexican too. lol
Gtfoguy1 2 months ago
@FIRENINJA11AZULA you don't have to be Mexican to have this life, hell i'm puerto rican and i have this life
sharializevanescence 1 month ago
@sharializevanescence i'm half puerto rican and i have this life
bkzjz808 3 weeks ago
@sharializevanescence i'm white and had this life haha
generosos87 2 weeks ago
@generosos87 well...italian, which is still technically white, but easily the most latino of white people. George would agree hahaha
generosos87 2 weeks ago
@generosos87 ..well there are many WHITE-MEXICANS#1 like myself as well, Mexico is a Nation not a race, just like in the U.S, we come in all Colors and different shapes lol!
elwerouno1 2 weeks ago
@elwerouno1 I didnt say mexican I said latino lol
generosos87 2 weeks ago
Where Is The Last Part??
7004ale 9 months ago 2
Why You Crying pinche ??? use your fantasy cabron , hijo de la chingada !!! , Xd
miko50474 9 months ago
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miko50474 9 months ago
you member member
Latincru13 9 months ago
"goddamn, ohhh nigga" ahahaha
MexicanJo3 10 months ago
where's part 9?
Acekingshi 10 months ago
LMAO
btw I'm ARAB but I love MEXICANS <3
I JUST LOVE THEM =)
ox0cupcake0xo 10 months ago 2
9 kids and 1 churro!
Crazykids241 10 months ago
I dont work here fucker! :) lmfao!!!
Crazykids241 10 months ago
Danqq i was likee 10 && my Gpa took meh tuhh thaa moviees he madee mehh say dahtt i was 6 yrs oldd.
MissYuhh Grandpa i LoveeYuhh. ResttinPeacee.
420ALLDAYBiTxHH 10 months ago
thanks for uploading this....this literally made my evening, this is so funny xxx
mchudi91 10 months ago
1:58-2:21
rokerlykdat 10 months ago
This pisses me off I can't even watch the last part
Salb814 10 months ago
@Salb814 Hater :p
Alexxxa500 10 months ago
George Lopez Rocks!!!
MultiLuigi57 10 months ago
thats funny and at the same time bergonsoso!!! jaja
BMXJC 11 months ago
You saved the ticket? that shit killed
TheMrpayaso16 11 months ago
LMAO he said nigga XD
DjSpo0oky 11 months ago
Thanks for the upload dude keep it up
shadow101doggy 11 months ago 2
part 1-8 best 65min and 18sec
alavro98madero98 11 months ago 3
He said EMANCIPATED instead of EMACIATED. That's a funny joke, how come no one laughed at that?!
FGCVJ 11 months ago
Oh my gosh this dude had me laughing till my trhroat started to hurt funniest man on the universe!
JustinBieberFan6791 1 year ago
Nana boo boo
712jimenez 1 year ago
rainbows!
courtneyskittles1012 1 year ago
show time? you mean youtube? lol
screwston91 1 year ago
Theta real stand up comedy
joystickfan1 1 year ago
Lick it and pass it. that happened so much when i was young
vampirate8 1 year ago
lmfao!! i remember all of those times!! precious memories XD
joselalog 1 year ago
El George Lopez es un payaso.
frijolero791 1 year ago
If thats him hes been hitting the pipa, that vato looks emancipated LMAO
HUsolder 1 year ago
@HUsolder what does that mean? lol
xixknoxuxwannax 1 year ago
@xixknoxuxwannax that the dude looks like hes been hitting the pipe (doing drugs)
HUsolder 1 year ago
I dont work here Fucker ! , xD
omgxoreos 1 year ago
try to draw a strait line at 6:40
park1997 1 year ago
hell yeah my parents made me think 5 until i was 8 buahahaha!! damn. memories.
itsdoryy 1 year ago
Damn I never heard George say nigga lol tight
Airbornebull 1 year ago
Today your 5! My parents made me do that when i was young. n now that im 19 I still find me self going to the movies "Yeah hello, on child ticket!" .."I'm 12." but then i got caught this year "Hey weren't you 12 two years ago?" "Ah no that wasn't me prolly one of my cousins. i have a lot they look like me!" And i got in.!
qtwitdabootie756 1 year ago 139
@qtwitdabootie756 haha thats funny
1997el 10 months ago
@qtwitdabootie756 haha thats funny
1997el 10 months ago
@qtwitdabootie756 hahahah thats kool bro
lewisgunner1 7 months ago
Today your 5! My parents made me do that when i was young. n now that im 19 I still find me self going to the movies "Yeah hello, on child ticket!" .."I'm 12." but then i got caught this year "Hey weren't you 12 two years ago?" "Ah no that wasn't me prolly one of my cousins. i have a lot they look like me!" And i got in.!
qtwitdabootie756 1 year ago
I dislike this cause theres no love button ...i love this stuff
josehamdan 1 year ago
lol this si to funny :)
Camila13166 1 year ago
oh my god you're g.lo oh my god!
facebookgiggity67 1 year ago
im watching his show while watching this
thewarmachine97 1 year ago
One time when I was in chuch u no when the basket where u put money in will I put in my money and a kid in the back row took 2dollers and keep it
jeffviper12 1 year ago
"lick it and pass it" LMAO
Cupcake15 1 year ago 6
I'm not even mexican/latino and half of this is true for me :)
Grieg13 1 year ago 5
@Grieg13 brah, I'm filipino and 100% of this is true for me.
mistahjion 1 year ago
you dont have part 8?
Sleepover1997 1 year ago
ur ears stick out more than ur f*cking hat lmao
cupcake123423 1 year ago
ur ears stick out more than ur f*cking hat lmao
cupcake123423 1 year ago
dats da end?
stilldarealistbitch1 1 year ago
chico the man.....238...
jmpkool 1 year ago
George: "You didn't save your ticket"
Audience: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
XD lmao!!!!!!!!!!
Kiyome01 1 year ago 5
The first concert I seen of George Lopez, I knew he had MADE IT! and he was going to be BIG TIME! I am so waiting for my big break, George you gave me HOPE!..........TRUST!!!
Drew1165 1 year ago
lol 2:00 - 2:23
PAMAROSHOUSE 1 year ago
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miralo with a egg poped out cochino lol!!!!!!!!!
SpAt415 1 year ago
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SpAt415 1 year ago
oh my god! youre G-Lo! oh my god!
trulybrunette89 1 year ago 4
lick it and pass it lick it and pass it
yankfan08161985 1 year ago 2
" You didn't save your ticket ? Thats A Souviner , Mira it has the time and da date, Why you cryin now ? You Lost it ? What do u want ? What hat ? que, que que pinche, que que what hat ?
" The hat with the ears, and they put your name ..."
" The Hat , do they have hats here ?, In Disney Land ? I Dint See ,, tienen hats ?,,, wah wah wah ? "
"with the ears that come out ..."
"mira cabron, ima tell you sum right now , Your EARS STICK OUT MORE THAN THE FUCKIN HAT ! "
omgxoreos 1 year ago 4
catholic
sk8element24 1 year ago
is there only 8 parts for "Why You Crying" ? Please reply!
Haven3000 1 year ago
@Haven3000 theres actually nine.
Melissita131 1 year ago
@Haven3000 click on the video that says "George Lopez" Why You Crying? Part 8/8 by Doomsday12th
cocopop3 1 year ago
@Haven3000
This part 8 is cut short. The full part 8 is to the right. It's called, "George Lopez" Why you crying? Part 8/8
euromo7 1 year ago
an egg popped out lol
lyniker101 1 year ago
"And black people just look they fdont move"
Damn the dance he was doing and they way he was looking had me ROLLING
I love GEORGE LOPEZ
merrittairianna 1 year ago
i'm black n i think this show is extremely hilarious!!! lmao...lopez is real kool
MoneyBlocc868 1 year ago
"oh my god, oh my god you're G.Lo" XD
"Like a crab and shit"
"and black people just look, they dont even move *stays still*" hahahaha lmao omfg lmao.
that is so true about lying about your age. we'd do it just to pay less for a kid's meal. we even look at each otehr and stall and see if they'll believe us or notXD
lol, emberassing but my parents never told me about hitting puberty either. i went through shockers!
WhatGirlNow 1 year ago 2
@WhatGirlNow you forgot "lick it and pass it"
locopotatoes101 1 year ago
lol, I am white but I guess I was raised mexican lololol...ever cut pants to make shorts? What else do you do....
cmoursler3 1 year ago
LMAO! I remember when my parents used to do that! "Today Your 7!" "But, Im 10!" "Then Stay!" lol! :P
L3g3nd12igo 1 year ago
Grandma can i have a souvenir
A souve-que?!
alexaod 1 year ago
He makes the white accent sound 'gay'
S2naturally 1 year ago
@S2naturally even though his "White Accent" sounds gay , do you agree that George Lopez is one of the BEST Stand-Up Comedians ever?!
Haven3000 1 year ago
@Haven3000 No one better mate!
S2naturally 9 months ago
lick it and pass it
DrtyDiva 1 year ago 2
tatada
gekketoon 1 year ago
"Cholos walk like crabs". This guy's great.
Best regards from Guadalajara, Mexico.
Fabiocarton 1 year ago 3
Ira cabron, you in fantasy land use ur fantasy!
MeValeMadre209 1 year ago
haha;;my sister is 14 bt when we go to the movies we say that shes 12.
bubblesNahmed 1 year ago
damn when we wer in mexico, we gota share a churo with 5 of my cousins
CUTEpandaDancing 1 year ago
weres the rest of this shit
TheKosuko213 1 year ago
tantara.!!!
astroboy1187 1 year ago
LOL i love how people go ¨Awwwww...¨ xD.
Luis11717 1 year ago
take a bite and see whats gonna hapen lmfao
big18willy 1 year ago