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  • Hha omg this is all true hha ^_^

  • everything he says applied to latinos and latinas. all through my childhood i remember so much of this stuff lol

  • I think this isn't just true for Mexicans but for a lot of ethnic minority

  • funniest man alive, GEORGE LOPEZ, greetings from Newport Beach CA!

  • George let's go

  • lmao 2:00

  • Almost everything that he says about his childhood, my brothers and I went through. Except maybe the "swimming in the trashcan" because we did not even have trashcans. And the most beautiful thing about that is that I'm not even a latina, so I think that it is beautiful that some (or many) cultures are very similar... it is just a reminder that we are all equal and imperfect human beings.

  • @YoureSuchADramaQueer cool. yeha we have alot in common. you should watch "shit asian moms say" on youtube. its so funny. what ethnicity are you? its cool you watched george lopez!

  • @dreamybear1 I watched Shit Asian Dads Say, which was really funny, so I'll watch the moms one. And I am Egyptian :)

  • funny shit

  • Lick it and pass it lick it and pass bite it and i'll kill you haha

  • 3:18 for epic face

  • Kool

  • Hey one of your eggs popped out LMFAO

  • wow us black people n mexicans got stuff in common lol

  • Now I get it why I always save the parks or any place stubs jajajaja

  • His childhood is kinda like mine. I'm a Malaysian. I still remember squeezing into my aunt's car along with my other 6 cousins. It fits!

  • tah loca... $4.00 a juice.. tah loco!!

  • Where's part 9

  • i remember the pinching in church. OUCH!! :(

  • very young like around toddler age, and I mean didn't have him for the rest*

  • I don't understand alot of Mexican jokes cause. I was born and raised in San Antonio,TX. My dad is mexican but he left me when I was vey young so I didn't have he for rest of my childhood. My grandma and grandpa raised me there "Hispanic America" like me my mother mostly white and her mother so that would explain things.

  • I don't understand or mostly understand some jokes he says cause i am "Hispanic American" so I know mostly english and spanish second and my dad mexican but he left me when I was little so I was my grandpa was my dad most like father he raised me.

  • UR EARS STICK UP MORE THEN THE FUCKING THE HAT

  • the thing about black people not moving is so true

    

  • GEORGE PEOPLE TOLD U You COULDN'T MAKE IT ...BUT YOUR HOPE COURAGE .MADE YOU THE BEST AT WHAT YOU R DOING ..ERES NUESTRO ORGULLO ...YOU ARE THE BEST ..GEORGE THE BEST ....

  • 0:21 i dont work here fawker

  • im puertorican and my mom and grams is just like that! EXACTLY, everyhting he's said is exactly my childhood

  • is there a part 9 ???

  • im puerto rican and dominican and george lopez is f************** hilarious!

  • i member that my mom cut pants to make shorts look i have it right now.....oh no that my underwhere

  • Lick it and pass it lmao XDD

  • i never went to disneyland..

  • "Lick it a- welll fuck you then... lick it-bite it and see whas going to happen

  • Nine kids and one churro ... jajajajaja

  • the funnies mexican alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HEY WHAT TIME THEY CLOSE? I DON'T WORK HERE FUCKER!!!

    LMAO PROUD TO BE HISPANIC...

  • The mexican...g lo ur a man.

  • 24 people were expecting Jo Lopez instead :|

  • 2:10

    I was freaking dieing!!!!!

  • Good job! Go see Michael Zhang, Stand up comedian. Just Search "Michael Zhang 12 years old stand up comedian at hollywood improv"

  • 24 people took a bite

  • @kdcool16

    XD

  • 24 people are jealous.

  • Dunt dedah!

  • i still keep my tickets as souvenirs =) but i sowed the white stuff on my 'shorts' so i wouldnt have to tuck them in X)

  • swimming in the trash can :D we did that a lot we'd fill it up to the top and we'd jump in by climbing on the fence :D my childhood

  • what time they close?, i dont work here fucker hahahah !

  • i had my kids swim in the trash can oh george is funny we love him

  • I love CHOlopez lmfao

  • those 23 dislikes are white people lol :D

  • ★★★★★

  • 2:17 He said ' Nigga' & im glad he Did .

  • I have been 11 for 4 years now XD Paying extra money for an adult ticket my butt

  • he could spy crab! really well i bet!

  • He is the first NOT black person i ever heard that said "nigga" on tv haha

  • @310comptonero proves hes a boss xD i'd be checking if any scary looking black ppl were there ,_, thn watch my bk outside lol! xD

  • @310comptonero negro means black not niger

  • 9:00 ... dayum.

  • Shitt. Lick it and pass it. Funny as hell.

  • you don't member?

    you member ! lol

  • @FIRENINJA11AZULA yes this was my childhood lol but I'm guate :p

  • OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD IS J-Lo OMG.. omg!!

  • the one with the black people its funny< also funnier cuz he said NIGGA!! LMFAO

  • IM ALWAYS EATING SOMETHING WHEN I WATCH HIM

  • I Still Cut Pants To Make Shorts !! :D

  • NICE!

  • D: , Part 9 ???? Where's it attt ??????

  • i remember swimming in the trashcan. im not mexican

  • "EH! DUHDADAA! ONEADA EGGS POPPED OUT" 6:43

  • "What Timee Yuu Closee?" "I Dont Work Here Fuckerr.. O_o" Hahaa! lol [x

  • That's sad, most people would think this is funny, but I think that he must have had a horrible childhood :'(

  • @RINGHOG12 If he had taken up a life of crime, drugs, or alcohol that would be sad. He had a painful childhood and he still managed to turn it around for himself with humor. He's alive and successful. This IS funny. A lot of us grew up this way and didn't let it break us. That's not sad, that's a triumph. We're not all as successful certainly, but we still made it in our own way.

  • @czerepification I wasn't trying to be rude. You know; it's nice every once and a while to let someone you know that you care about them, even if it's George Lopez. I personally think he is hilarious, I just find that people should get more recognition for the dramatic lives they had.

  • @RINGHOG12 Ignore me. I was feeling overly sensitive yesterday.

  • @czerepification No problem; I think I spazzed out a little back in my defense:P

    I forgive you and I apoligise as well. Thanks:)

  • @RINGHOG12 If yourr Mexican , this IS yourr childhood (((:

  • @FIRENINJA11AZULA If that's true then a lot of white people are Mexican too. lol

  • @FIRENINJA11AZULA you don't have to be Mexican to have this life, hell i'm puerto rican and i have this life

  • @sharializevanescence i'm half puerto rican and i have this life

  • @sharializevanescence i'm white and had this life haha

  • @generosos87 well...italian, which is still technically white, but easily the most latino of white people. George would agree hahaha

  • @generosos87 ..well there are many WHITE-MEXICANS#1 like myself as well, Mexico is a Nation not a race, just like in the U.S, we come in all Colors and different shapes lol!

  • @elwerouno1 I didnt say mexican I said latino lol

  • Where Is The Last Part??

  • Why You Crying pinche ??? use your fantasy cabron , hijo de la chingada !!! , Xd

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  • you member member

  • "goddamn, ohhh nigga" ahahaha

  • where's part 9?

  • LMAO

    btw I'm ARAB but I love MEXICANS <3

    I JUST LOVE THEM =)

  • 9 kids and 1 churro!

  • I dont work here fucker! :) lmfao!!!

  • Danqq i was likee 10 && my Gpa took meh tuhh thaa moviees he madee mehh say dahtt i was 6 yrs oldd.

    MissYuhh Grandpa i LoveeYuhh. ResttinPeacee.

  • thanks for uploading this....this literally made my evening, this is so funny xxx

  • 1:58-2:21

  • This pisses me off I can't even watch the last part

  • @Salb814 Hater :p

  • George Lopez Rocks!!!

  • thats funny and at the same time bergonsoso!!! jaja

  • You saved the ticket? that shit killed

  • LMAO he said nigga XD

  • Thanks for the upload dude keep it up

  • part 1-8 best 65min and 18sec

  • He said EMANCIPATED instead of EMACIATED. That's a funny joke, how come no one laughed at that?!

  • Oh my gosh this dude had me laughing till my trhroat started to hurt funniest man on the universe!

  • Nana boo boo

  • rainbows!

  • show time? you mean youtube? lol

  • Theta real stand up comedy

  • Lick it and pass it. that happened so much when i was young

  • lmfao!! i remember all of those times!! precious memories XD

  • El George Lopez es un payaso.

  • If thats him hes been hitting the pipa, that vato looks emancipated LMAO

  • @HUsolder what does that mean? lol

  • @xixknoxuxwannax that the dude looks like hes been hitting the pipe (doing drugs)

  • I dont work here Fucker ! , xD

  • try to draw a strait line at 6:40

  • hell yeah my parents made me think 5 until i was 8 buahahaha!! damn. memories.

  • Damn I never heard George say nigga lol tight

  • Today your 5! My parents made me do that when i was young. n now that im 19 I still find me self going to the movies "Yeah hello, on child ticket!" .."I'm 12." but then i got caught this year "Hey weren't you 12 two years ago?" "Ah no that wasn't me prolly one of my cousins. i have a lot they look like me!" And i got in.!

  • @qtwitdabootie756 haha thats funny

  • @qtwitdabootie756 haha thats funny

  • @qtwitdabootie756 hahahah thats kool bro

  • Today your 5! My parents made me do that when i was young. n now that im 19 I still find me self going to the movies "Yeah hello, on child ticket!" .."I'm 12." but then i got caught this year "Hey weren't you 12 two years ago?" "Ah no that wasn't me prolly one of my cousins. i have a lot they look like me!" And i got in.!

  • I dislike this cause theres no love button ...i love this stuff

  • lol this si to funny :)

  • oh my god you're g.lo oh my god!

  • im watching his show while watching this

  • One time when I was in chuch u no when the basket where u put money in will I put in my money and a kid in the back row took 2dollers and keep it

  • "lick it and pass it" LMAO

  • I'm not even mexican/latino and half of this is true for me :)

  • @Grieg13 brah, I'm filipino and 100% of this is true for me.

  • you dont have part 8?

  • ur ears stick out more than ur f*cking hat lmao

  • ur ears stick out more than ur f*cking hat lmao

  • dats da end?

  • chico the man.....238...

  • George: "You didn't save your ticket"

    Audience: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH"

    XD lmao!!!!!!!!!!

  • The first concert I seen of George Lopez, I knew he had MADE IT! and he was going to be BIG TIME! I am so waiting for my big break, George you gave me HOPE!..........TRUST!!!

  • lol 2:00 - 2:23

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  • oh my god! youre G-Lo! oh my god!

  • lick it and pass it lick it and pass it

  • " You didn't save your ticket ? Thats A Souviner , Mira it has the time and da date, Why you cryin now ? You Lost it ? What do u want ? What hat ? que, que que pinche, que que what hat ?

    " The hat with the ears, and they put your name ..."

    " The Hat , do they have hats here ?, In Disney Land ? I Dint See ,, tienen hats ?,,, wah wah wah ? "

    "with the ears that come out ..."

    "mira cabron, ima tell you sum right now , Your EARS STICK OUT MORE THAN THE FUCKIN HAT ! "

  • catholic

  • is there only 8 parts for "Why You Crying" ? Please reply!

  • @Haven3000 theres actually nine.

  • @Haven3000 click on the video that says "George Lopez" Why You Crying? Part 8/8 by Doomsday12th

  • @Haven3000

    This part 8 is cut short. The full part 8 is to the right. It's called, "George Lopez" Why you crying? Part 8/8

    

  • an egg popped out lol

  • "And black people just look they fdont move"

    Damn the dance he was doing and they way he was looking had me ROLLING

    I love GEORGE LOPEZ

  • i'm black n i think this show is extremely hilarious!!! lmao...lopez is real kool

  • "oh my god, oh my god you're G.Lo" XD

    "Like a crab and shit"

    "and black people just look, they dont even move *stays still*" hahahaha lmao omfg lmao.

    that is so true about lying about your age. we'd do it just to pay less for a kid's meal. we even look at each otehr and stall and see if they'll believe us or notXD

    lol, emberassing but my parents never told me about hitting puberty either. i went through shockers!

  • @WhatGirlNow you forgot "lick it and pass it"

  • lol, I am white but I guess I was raised mexican lololol...ever cut pants to make shorts? What else do you do....

  • LMAO! I remember when my parents used to do that! "Today Your 7!" "But, Im 10!" "Then Stay!" lol! :P

  • Grandma can i have a souvenir

    A souve-que?!

  • He makes the white accent sound 'gay'

  • @S2naturally even though his "White Accent" sounds gay , do you agree that George Lopez is one of the BEST Stand-Up Comedians ever?!

  • @Haven3000 No one better mate!

  • lick it and pass it

  • tatada

  • "Cholos walk like crabs". This guy's great.

    Best regards from Guadalajara, Mexico. 

  • Ira cabron, you in fantasy land use ur fantasy!

  • haha;;my sister is 14 bt when we go to the movies we say that shes 12.

  • damn when we wer in mexico, we gota share a churo with 5 of my cousins

  • weres the rest of this shit

  • tantara.!!!

  • LOL i love how people go ¨Awwwww...¨ xD.

  • take a bite and see whats gonna hapen lmfao