A GOAT GIVING BIRTH

[pinkchick180]

Looks like how I looked when I gave birth. All (natural) births look the same unless there is a lot of unnecessary medical interventions.

[muumi93]

This would be the best ringtone!

[dumbledoresome]

I see horses giving birth all the time so yeah. This is cuuttte

[muzzybuzz]

1:46 god it just slips out.... >.< my life will never be the same again

[Thedorpli]

Alright, now that I've have found myself watching a video of a goat giving birth I feel it is my responsibility to myself to get off the internet...

[KatieMiiTv]

What the hell did I just watch? T-T

[babyhorsey6]

I lol'd very hard! Hilarious!

[Gathma]

Why does this video have 3 million views?!?



[fendor10]

how did I get here?????

[skaterman934]

well my search history is fucked

[StaleMilk12]

OH GOD DON'T PUT IT BACK IN!!! D:

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

i think john has a problem for posting that

[SillySallie074]

That is just weird.. And quite disturbing.

[HeyEddieJoe]

You pevert bastard:)

[ZeldaRockbell]

OH MY GOD WHY THE REMIX. WHHYYY

[ShellyNoob]

why am i drinking beer and watching this on a friday night... this video made me want to have friends.

[blehhplehh]

im in the wierd part ofyoutude again.... O.o

[thebookworm05]

I laughed at the remix and then all the comments made me cry from laughter :D

[ixcrashx]

You think that's bad, watch a cow giving birth and you'll change your mind!

[Elaegar]

Hmm...I watched a LOT of Animal Planet and Discovery Channel as a kid, so...I've seen animals giving birth a lot. Didn't bother me at all. And the baby goats are adorable. <3

[spikeschilde621]

this actually does't gross me out. i used to voluntarily watch animals giving birth on a tv show that animal planet had. the cuteness overrides the gross.

[thatonefreckledgirl]

It looks like Orcs being created in LOTR.

[zTEDDYBEARz]

"Good morning John! .....gablaaarhhh"

[1990schoolgirl]

OMG... I want a baby goat!!!

[cire311]

Oh gawd thats nasty :I

[Proh20]

It's not bad it's just like a butterfly coming out if a cacoom

[Trine418]

I LOVED THAT SONG!

[mrclueuin]

Little white baby goat...the true pay off. Awww, that baby goat soooo cuuuuute! :) The rewind? Not so much. LOL

[StasiaXDawesomness]

The whole time I watched the birth I was remembering that animals eat the sacks (I say that because I can't remember what it's called) because they are high in nutrients

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

i like that he says "a goat giving birth to a baby goat" like sometimes goats give birth to other animals like baby elephants

[deadlockedd12]

Well, I always thought that goats, laid eggs.. and I learned something today.

[Psycolotl]

This was stuck in my head all the way through my biology exam .-.

[TheLittleBlueBoxx]

Oh my god, i cant get that song out of my head.. :')

[hello12mary]

i ate this while eating breakfast and was unaffected maybe because i am more curious than anything else

[oopzeedaisy]

Ew. :/

[MrsLoveChuckle]

Three million views? This is giraffe love all over again!

[SamBamSpam]

Cant believe she gave birth to four babies!

[1Koakuma1]

why did i watch this while eating dinner.

[superalexawesome]

doesnt even roll up sleeves like a boss

[Brsph]

Wasn't expecting what I saw... At all.

[misereiko666]

its not gross jeez,birth is one of the most natural things in the world(if you think its gross,then you need to leave the basement & really see gross stuff,cuz this wasn't gross,the rewinding was funny though.)

[misereiko666]

@Supermaggot250893 thats the placenta,genius(im suprised that you're a girl & don't know about female related organs.)

[entr0py1]

If you've seen dogs giving birth, it wasn't too far off. Of course the remix was a cross between giving birth and intercourse... which is all kinds of incestuous and gross. And for christ sake woman (with the pink sweater) ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES!!!

[averydaily]

okay it was fine until the remix I SLAMMED THE PAUSE BUTTON!

[LiltedLullaby]

It's probably weird I don't find that freaky XD

[TheIloveanime98]

T_T thanks now im fishily scarred

[PhoenixImmortal18]

The Remix XD

[gd567890dA]

Well... There goes my dinner...

[ScullycommaKristen]

i'm worried that the vet wore white pants and a pink sweater. neither are very forgiving colors. the nail polish is also a bit disconcerting. The video then just gets even more disconcerting ;)

[brandiboo1231]

wait... am i the only one who laughed at the rewind?

[pablohthegreat]

this is worse than watching cows give birth.

[poonahh]

@pablohthegreat no way. deffo giraffes.

[xmadaboutmusicxxx]

It was all quite fine until the remix with the rewinds. That was was...alarming.

[AlyReality]

fuck. I was eating while watching this. I will never think of dark chocolate covered cranberries in the same way again.

[iluvrocks123]

1:46 looks like when Lord Voldemort had a weird, fetus looking body.

[ProeliumBonum]

Goats are a metaphor for your sense of humor.

[BurlesquexLove]

Reverse birth. Oh god, what a horrible thought. Thank you for the stuff of goat-related nightmares.

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

who was the woman in the glasses? she didn't look quite like Kathrine to me

[lolXfactor1]

I looked a bit grossed out in my reaction video but it wasn't too bad. The I looked like I was going to throw up when it got to the reverse/remix bit. That was nasty.

[superdrummergaming]

The remix rewinding... Not okay.

[thisorthat50]

oh god thats really really gross

[whoviangirl13]

So I was totally fine with watching the birth. The reverse birth seriously weirded me out though.

[MaeGal]

I may be one of very few people who teared up a little seeing the goats being born. It's so happy and sweet. Birth in general make me tear up it seems.

[Luvmesomekurt]

Aww baby goat quadruplets

[leon123leon]

The Song made it a little less scary.

[1994punk]

Well, the first part was fine. I've helped my dogs and cats give birth, so it's nothing I've never seen. But the reverse thing? I would have had a horrified look on my face if I weren't so busy laughing.

[neisharie]

THAT IS ADORABLY GROSS. BUT I'VE SEEN WORSE. UNFORTUNATELY.

[MrPancakenation]

its descusting,DAAaaawwwww

[mgblue]

how was that gross...you have seen nothing of the world if you think this is disgusting...

[JustTheAverageNerd]

That was adorably disgusting. But huzzah for GOATS!

I just realized my best friend owns 3 goats.

Oh wait... they're all female, so she'll never have to witness that.

Unless she breeds them.

Which she probably will.

Ew.

[merksmirs]

3 million views. You got to be kidding me xD

[AgentSoz]

I watched this for the first time today. And I recorded my reaction (but probably won't be able to upload it). However, I'll tell you that I started cracking up as soon as it started and was practically crying as soon as the remix came up.

[foostafoom]

Why does this have 3 million views?

[MrPancakenation]

i mean remix

[MrPancakenation]

that femix is scary

[MsFyrefli]

D'awwwww.

(And if you think THAT is gross Mr. H Green. then my advice to you is NEVER offer to be a birthing partner!)

[clemmaclaire]

oh god, my video kept stopping to buffer. this is not the video you want stopped.

[shneakay18]

See, the actual birth I found adorable and a little funny. The remix however... bleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahch. CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

[Sarunei]

OMG BABY CHICKS!!!!!

[rockabillycherry77]

why is everyone saying this is gross?? i dont get it!!! wether its an animal or a human being giving birth,its the most natural thing in the world!

[merksmirs]

@rockabillycherry77 well it's not that it IS gross as much as that it just kinda LOOKS gross you know?

[Pallie62853352]

WHY THE REMIX?! WHY!

[SuperMaggot250893]

The only bit that made me go D: was when the mummy goat started eating the shit the babies came out in!!

[thelwilliams94]

ew

[xSoupyTwist]

I kinda wish I recorded my reaction now. Why the rewinds? WHY!?

[PayNoAttentiontoCaes]

WHY

[rika8484]

Hank. How am I supposed to give a decent reaction with you making a cute song to make me laugh? XD

[mlgp7223]

it looks like its coming out of its but....

[raptorsknownofear]

Oh. My. God.

[1zalex1]

Am I the only person who wasn't phased by this and laughed about Hank's commentary the whole time?

[paranormal1346]

@1zalex1 Me its not bad at all!

[TheZeaf]

reverse goatbirth should be illegal.

[macattack8211]

What is this I don't even

[Shizalumni]

Oh Lord, that remix almost killed me!

[WhiltiernaAria]

I was more disgusted from the remix,.....

[janeblow80]

nooooooooooo omg

[rbannerchick]

yea well i recorded my reaction but i am so embarrassed by it that i do not believe it will be going up any time soon...

[autumn62653]

Yup, should have recorded my reaction...... uhhhn that was gross

[caranauba]

didn't find this gross but the whole time I was thinking where are your gloves lady

[dob1997]

that did NOT need to be remixed 0.o

[dannerzme]

This song has been stuck in my head since Wednesday.. The only bad thing is the visions that come along with it!!

[pleasefindnemo]

I didn't find this gross, but we used to have sheep, so I have stuck my hand into sheep vaginas before. But the remix was hilarious!

[DraoiSidhe]

This brings back memories of my birthing experience... Natural Birth sucks majorly... kudos to you mama goat!

[fortananduysonly]

oh dee lawd

[nerdmomma]

I like how he specifies that the goat is giving brith to a baby goat, as opposed to the many other things a goat could possibly give birth to.

[williusethis]

I just watched this video on mute while playing my reaction video so the audio synched up, and I had a couple jerk back moments and jaw droppings, but what I thought was hysterical was when he said "She gave birth to not one, not two not three but Four goats." My face subtly shifted from passive to horrified. DFTBA

[deltagraph]

It looked like they were coming out of the matrix

[vasalmon]

As someone totally sure I would find it completely disgusting, it wasn't gross at all, although I definitely laughed so hard I almost threw up when it remixedly slipped back inside the mother goat. That was very gross for some strange reason. I stopped it being gross by reminding myself of Einstein's "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once" and proceeded to view the events as all happening simultaneously and on a timeline.

[WietskeJohanna]

I didn't find this gross..

[frecklydharma]

I think perhaps that just men and young people find this gross:) I thought it was awesome!

[SammyCronin]

I really wish I filmed my reaction...

[fluroza]

Oh wow, the remix was so much worse!!!!

[wolfman8448]

GOLLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annhathawayrocks98]

i have been scared for life. thanks a lot hank. jk...rowling!

[kendrale2]

So who else thought it looked like voldemort?

[OsnapArden]

if i had to watch that baby goat burst out of placenta one more time........

[EpicSuccuss]

the baby goat looks like willy

[sunnydani2]

I love how Katherine is talking to the goat :)

[MsDragonRiders]

Am I the only one who actually said DAWWWWW at the end because of the little baby goats? ^_^

[FamilySimFemale]

@MsDragonRiders No, I did it too! :)

[meredith4422]

@vlogbrothers Ever watch Dirty Jobs episode where the guy castrates a lamb with his bare teeth? It's probably the worst thing I've ever seen

[Nussiairrallaan]

Oh wow. It never gets easier or more pleasant, I can tell you that. And I'm a vet :))

[squishy300]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

[TammiBloo]

lol the baby chicks remind me of Baby Ducks! XD

Aww yeah buuunch of Baby Ducks.

[Texiipop]

Oh Gawd don't put it back in! DX

[thriceandonce]

Ahahahaha the remix was hilarious. :D

[unisarahtops]

oh, dear god. Not a good idea to watch this when you're sick.

[LolcatCheese]

I just want to make a snow angel in that pile of chicks.

[iliveinacardboredbox]

i ate while watching this...

[christiephurley]

My name is Christie -__-

[ben2205x]

After watching this and then curiously watching the suggestion videos, my computer is mortified.

[Jordanificationily]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­! :SSSSS

[natuls16]

.__________________.

[ItsNotACupOfTea]

Bad idea to eat whilst watching this video... Oh, all I want to do is turn the video off and hide. Bleghhhh.

[Danaabbee]

IT DOES NOT GO BACK IN HANK!

[CrystalZhai]

Haaaaank Whyyyyyyyyy???

[newcreation416]

The worst part is my name is Christi.

[ellundrilwalkshadow]

Oh my god, as if seeing it come out wasn't gross enough

[spontaneouslyME71]

325 people only watched the remix

[MajaRoseDungay]

SO glad that's not in HD! XP

[iloverumbleroar]

OH MY GOD. I UNDERSTAND THE SONG. WHY THE TECHNO REMIX? I AM SCARRED.

[jmar4life]

he made a song......

[chibichan94412]

3 million views??? 

[queenfrostine97]

@chibichan94412 There's something wrong with humanity when the most viewed videos of two awesome video bloggers are titled with giraffes having sex and goats giving birth.

[ibrokethedam]

honestly, the idea of Placenta shampoo freaks me out a lot more than that remix.

[longdumbstory]

not smart not smart not smart..... .... regret is overwhelming... should not have kept watching

[littleladytomboy]

she gave birth to FOUR baby goats and you tried to put them back in?! you clearly have never given birth.BTW I thought it was actually pretty cool, what she did.

[kayhewi1]

the remix scares me

[TheGooGooDollsFan]

I feel weird "liking" this video...because I didn't necessarily like it...but I ALWAYS "like" and like your videos guys...so I did...now I feel...hypocritical in a backwards kind of way maybe?

[SundaraKapasalathi]

I'm used to seeing animals giving birth. The remix just made me laugh with how weird it was.

[Rowenatehrolo]

My sister and I watched this together. My sister seemed to assume that it'd be cute. I wasn't sure what to expect. And we both kept entirely straight faces through the birth scene. And then the remix... oh god.

And then we watched it again with my other sister to watch her reactions. I'm not sure whether we're cruel or really really weird.

[SkittleStar79]

ACCIDENTAL FULL SCREEN. OH GOD.

[lillezmig]

Erw.. I was eating when saw this, it's really gross...

[Rosalila]

I drank warm milk watching this. the remix is gross.. :P

[NicoDLdaLaguna]

The birthing was beautiful...

The remix however - man, Hank is missing a few screws.

[XmegafuzzyslippersX]

Micheal Aranda is like the only person who would agree to remix that x'D

[sexybeefstick]

The birthing, I was fine with. But when the mother goat started licking the amniotic fluid/sac off the baby gost I almost vomited. Some things just shouldn't be ingested, and that is one of them.

[sapphirefair]

@sexybeefstick Animals lick their newly born young to encourage them to breathe, also eating the afterbirth means that predators aren't attracted to it. Aaannddd...some women fry and eat their placenta after giving birth because it's so full of nutrients. Not that I would... but yeah, That happens.

[ferrariman0]

I dont find this disturbing or gross in any way. The remix was fucked because the baby was moving in and out. THAT was DISTURBING

[chocolatelullabies]

When my dog gave birth to my other dog, it came out backwards so I ran away screaming because I thought she'd had a mutated zombie baby thing. The Puppy is fine now except he looks behind the TV when a person walks off set in a movie...

[99randomchick]

I actually recorded and was going to upload my reaction, but it was really bland.. my facial expressions did not change the entire video except for a small laugh at the start of the remix.

haha

.. I want to be a Vet

[hartrose33]

I am a doula so I thought it is awesome! Thank you for posting this video.

[Gallifreak]

Its...it's like it's being swallowed back in O.O

[Sillycloudwanderer]

My family discussing the bunny that they were eating on christmas made me lose my appitite, this amazingly didn't. I didn't eat bunny because I'm a vegetarian. Maybe my apitite only does away when imagining cute thing getting eaten. Because frankly I see nasty stuff like this almost everyday in my biology lectures. Mutated flies with legs where there eyes should be, people with weird diseases and BRAINWS! *jumm*

[VeryLostSoul]

i forgot about this video & was sure that i was about to be hankroll'd XD

[Waterflame]

I think the gross part isn't the actually birthing. It's the goat licking the baby clean... That was creepy to watch...

[EmoRandomness]

For the actual birthing I was just laughing at your song. But there are no words for the horror of the remix...

[munchers13]

Michael Aranda, only you could take that video and make it more disturbing.

[JessieBradleyMusic]

Wow. Thanks for making me record that :-P

[LadyLatias]

I actually went 'Awwwwww!' through the whole birthing scene

[jessingsthethird]

Those baby goats were super adorable.

[destinyrose1313]

Oh come on! It's not THAT disturbing! Not that different from seeing a horse giving birth.

[Waterflame]

@destinyrose1313 That is EXACTLY what I said!! :)

[ilovethelegend]

Awww, that's adorable.

I had a dream involving baby goats once, although they were somewhat further along then newborns.

[coolwicked]

*wonders how Michael could stand even watching himself remix this

[charmaineismymom]

thats disturbing



[JJFLIP101]

I knew I didn't want to be a farmer in the future.

Now I really know that.

[Sai52]

i laughed... and cringed.. so much