LTA Assassins Creed 2 Review: Bangin Chicks and Killin Peeps

[4NProductionz]

XD

[Jimmybobburns]

its not itzio its ezio

[HelloImHaven]

It's not Etio.

[UateMYkid]

When LTA was actually awesome....

[Neumie7]

i hope phil doesnt delete the channel when lta ends; there are a lot of great videos on here, a lot of great reviews of both games and movies, interviews...

[ytube5032]

At first I was like"I love Phil & ezio this oughta be good" the Phil said itszo and then I facepalmed

[swedishserbo]

funniest review ever! 

[xXDalusionalXx]

I LOVE ASSASSINS CREED!

[mitchporte]

you guys should do a minecraft review!

[avacomua]

@mitchporte I would see it

[ngilford1]

Altair also looked exactly like Desmond

[Mattuckas]

@ngilford1 Captain Obvious stikes again!

[noahsanchez21]

this is when lta was good

[DrooPy5101]

wow i found all the statues in half-a-hour on my first day playing this

[baggedyman]

Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

Not Itzio.

[zygis16]

so this sxephil fucker is monopolizing. games, movies, blogs n shit, great.

[eschelar]

The guy banged like 3, maybe 4 girls in a 22 year storyline. Not really a staggering number there. OK, that's obviously more than me, but not exactly a lot for an Italian playboy.

He looks exactly like Desmond and Altair because it is a machine interpreting his memories and putting them in a context that Desmond can relate to. Kind of the same reason that everyone speaks English and Neo has hair in the Matrix.

[1talianm0b]

LOL OMFG MY LAST NAME IS DI TURI

[wwereplicabeltman165]

isnt this Tobuscus' section?

[Bustermarino1326]

ill buy it. great review bro..funny sh*t.

[HenTodolo]

@Bustermarino1326 theres another game out now as well if yah didn't know, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. But buy this first lol, its epic

[b00mQQ]

@Bustermarino1326 It's a great game. Lots of stuff to do here. When you just don't feel like advancing the story, you can just run around and find all the treasure chests, feathers, and there's hours of extra gameplay just from side missions like beat up events, races, courier missions, and so on. Or, you can finish the game, then come back and do all the extra stuff later. I didn't mention this one also has a market in it too, with merchants all around the world to upgrade your equipment.

[sordinilouis1214]

This game is awesome guys get it at blackhatt..com

[slasherelf1]

The first one isn't that bad, and yes, at least play some of the first game or this game will make no sense

[FXSQ]

do i really have too buy the first one, my mate said this one is good but the first one sucks

[DesolateMyHate]

@FXSQ its pretty good, its just that its like the same thing over and over again so the game starts to becme a chore

[b00mQQ]

@FXSQ I never played the first one and not one time did I feel the story in this one was confusing at all to me. They do a good job of streamlining these two together so you don't need to play the first one to fully understand the story.

[guitargamer823]

ItsIEEEEO....not. It's EZIO

[legoguyfilms]

I need to be 18 so i can buy and play this game NOW!!!

[EnlightedFool]

@legoguyfilms Get an adult. Or a random hobo to buy it for you.

[legoguyfilms]

@EnlightedFool my parents wouldnt let me play it. No M games for me... (My life sucks)

[bigz27575]

i love this game beat it in 6 days though :/ but still lots of stuff to do it's a good game can't wait for #3 with multi player OooOOOo sounds so good :)

[Neumie7]

i dont own any of those game systems, nor have i ever played either of the games, but GOD! i love watching this review because of the side commentary! its fucking hilarious! "whyyy!?!?....i dishonor my family" fucking great

[redchinee13]

good review

[BriSparkles667]

haha i luv when u go "ladies.."

[AnttilaPK]

You know, you are actually able to tackle people out of the way in the first one aswell =3

[DijinnX]

wats the intro music to this clip?

great game btw, and a great veview too ^^

[TheHappyMorgue]

u do know that he bangs only one chick?? in the start of the game after climbing a church with his brother

[gokuthebeginner]

@TheHappyMorgue yeh and then he gets caught by her father xD

[xLegendaryAssassin]

@TheHappyMorgue  does him banging christina in AC Brotherhood demo count? ;)

[aks19880]

@TheHappyMorgue

he bangs another one in forli and also bangs more than 3 women in venice after he kills the doge

[JazzMan5000]

Phil, please learn how to pronounce Templar properly.

[jkoer274]

ummmmmmm im pretty sure Ezio only banged like 2 chicks through-out the whole game

[darthvideo32]

lol thats funny

[DoubleDklondike]

beat the game in 2 days, w/ altairs armor and everything, well actually not EVERYTHING. still a great game :D

[sTommys]

@DoubleDklondike i completed it in 2 days then on the third got the armour... loved it... but now i sound like a geek...

[sweetanger003]

@judomudo actually you do

[pointlessaccount11]

lol eats-e-oh

[untraceable808]

This review shows allot of spoilers

[tenzeroice]

wtf was that baby thing :D

[Nick943098]

@tenzeroice its from teh beging of the game when ezio comes out of his moms vagina :D

[winck20010]

Itzio its EH EH EH ezio

[JoeRaynor]

@winck20010 LOL i laughed so hard imagine him trying to say ezio auditore di firenze XD

[hends4]

@judomudo i know what happens, but its a bit obvious some guy gets kidnapped, finds out hes an assasin gets in the animus and then ac2

[johnwalker1911]

thanx for the info, Bob Dylan

[gmanbc3]

Like If you think this game is good and Dislike if you think it's bad this way we dont have wars on a damn video lmao

[TheRandomSnail]

You should have at least shown some people the different capes medici cape ftw I probly spelled that wrong oh well

[godsephro]

My name is Chris and I'm Robert's son, but I'm no assassin

[thesmallblackhole]

that was the funnest game ever

[02stv]

@thesmallblackhole

Funniest game? What's so funny about this game? What made you laugh your ass off? Seriously...it's a good game, but funny? A funny game is a game like Just Cause 2.

[nurseyjon]

@02stv I think they were saying fun'est as in the game is fun too play, not funniest but I have to admit I did laugh when the assassins mum say vagina's randomly

[sweetanger003]

@nurseyjon whats so funny about the word vagina?if you laugh at the word when you fuck the girl must thinkin' you're making fun of her

[nurseyjon]

@sweetanger003 it was funny because it was so out of context with the game, and i have never used the word vagina when ive been in bed with a women and i think i would laugh if a women said "fuck my vagina harder" but hey am 25 and play video games am going to be a bit childish

[ThatGuyNamedShaun]

Assassin's creed 1 was Nov 2007, not 2006.

[godsephro]

My plan is to be on top of every LTA. Crazy? I think not!

[devindaniell]

this is the best game ever.

[chibigrunt]

@devindaniell My favorite.

[Waralien1]

please do more video game reviews,i haven't seen a lot of game reviews from LTA

[hosfordbrandon]

the only problem i have with this game is all the glitches!

[bgundam26]

this guy should work on the spiderman 4 video game like the narrator ,becouse all of the other ones sucked big time

[LeonSKennedy828]

What did that voice say at 2:13 to 2:15??? @__@

[ROFFLERMONSTUR]

@LeonSKennedy828 He said "I dishonor my family"

[n0smudges]

wow phill you are almost as good as I am at the double hidden blade throat slash.

[MrSushh]

Phil. I just want you to knoew that i based my subscription to this channel completeley on this video. and you did awsome. you rock sir.

[tarheel2094]

holy shit my great great great great great great great great grandma was a skank !!!!! .........cool haha

[Kaneonuskatew1]

lol that was a great review great job on it. subscribe 5/5 scratch that 100/100

[lorrr55]

@Kaneonuskatew1 5/5 is the exact same thing as 100/100.

[iPhone2663]

Game was awesome but Ending didnt make any sense at all..

[Charmanderdude001]

Aww im going to miss Altair hes so badass

[Renegadesays]

this is the funniest review i've ever seen:

[perkus124]

one thing's wrong: DON'T buy the first one, it really sucks

[TheKrazy9292]

I got both Assassin's Creed games as gifts, and began playing the first game about a month and a half ago. It seemed interesting; however, I couldn't get into the storyline, the names were too hard to remember, and the ending sucked big time. But when I began the second one, I was very impressed. The storyline is incredible, the scenes and characters are gorgeous, and the sidequests add more depth to the game. I enjoy this game very much, and Phil, you helped me get into it all. Thank you!

[xXJoeSwartzXx]

I'm totally with you.

[1AeroForce1]

I touch myself at night

[TheHammer97]

lol ladies

[stufaos]

awesome review :)

[JF8942]

This is my favorite game ever. Its a must buy! Beat the game then get the assassin tombs,statuettes,glyphs,and the feathers.

[mcsteamy14]

haha!! i've never played any of the assassins creed games so i watched this vid and this made me LOL! :) I'm sitting in starbucks laughing about the 'fucking statues.'

every game has that 'fucking' something. LOL :)

[moggomx2]

omfg is that sxephil??????

[Padfoot74]

Yes it is

[Waralien1]

@moggomx2 yea i believe that he started Like Totally Awesome

[alimansia]

@moggomx2 yes

[Nick943098]

@moggomx2 yea it is

[DaHairyMuffin]

@moggomx2 thats what i said!

[Hero0fTimeLink12]

@moggomx2 No its shaycarl.

[DJMatth3w]

@moggomx2 nope...its the phil who may or may not be mildly attractive

[DJMatth3w]

@moggomx2 nope... its the phil who may or may not be mildly attractive

[ukats18]

@moggomx2 duh...

[TheUnknownsock]

Those GFX are fail!

[th3warr1or]

LOL this reviewer sounds like Sxephil.

[DassHunters]

@th3warr1or that because he is Sxephil

[th3warr1or]

@DassHunters

Fuck yeah. I knew it. I posted the comment then at the end it said "Philly D".. Lol

[TeamFlipOut]

@th3warr1or it is you douche

[th3warr1or]

@TeamFlipOut

Lol?

[Ceez000]

Oh wow I'm dumb I always run into ppl and trip never noticed u could push them

[kimmiboy13]

... LADYES! xD

[bananafreakingidiot]

actual you can push peapole out of the way in assassins creed 1

[1eu2tu]

fucking funny review:):):)): this guy is on some nasty shit

[thezodiac8973]

awesome quad kill at the end

[Adredinna]

worse review ever this guy speaking eats my nervs. the gamespot review and ign review is much more better ant they explain why.

[biohazardph]

@ MrTroglodyte24

Yes he was easy as, 4 the head of the Templars he wasn't much of a challenge, I mean some of the earlier bosses were harder than Borgia

[MrTroglodyte24]

Did anyone else find Borgia incredibly easy to beat. All u had to do was grab his ass punch till he's on his back, stomp on his nuts.

[Gameaholic270]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh spoilersssssssss

[ShirayuriSky]

this is like the best review

[Jeffmorgan83]

Im pretty sure the first one came out in 2007... not 2006.

[sportsfan7878787]

Awesome review!

[XiannChibiMaru]

i was actually disappointed when i finished the game because the only chick ezio banged was that rebecca chick in the beginning. after that....nothing. By the way, i only played like a quarter of the first assassin's creed....so i just might have to rent it and finish it.

[layoj24]

Well he does bang some courtesans after he kills your man at the carnival party on the boat

[Iliketofavourite11]

kind of like prince of persia

[GameReviewz08]

ezio isnt desmod's relative, ancestor dumbass

[pineconeface]

an ancestor is a relative.a distant one, dumbass

[GameReviewz08]

@pineconeface No retard. It used to be in the older sense of the word. Not anymore you stupid nigger

[pineconeface]

oh sorry man.didnt get the memo that the meaning of the word changed

[GameReviewz08]

@pineconeface it lost it true meaning a long time ago. it didnt just all of a sudden change. most words lose their true meaning by derigation in the media. Not so in this case, but its an example. Go back to nigger school in africa.

[DavyDave1313]

@pineconeface

your moms an ancestor aha aha ha that makes no fiken sense.

[NorwegianPlague]

If this game was just straight forward. It would take an hour to finish. but first you have to steal something, kill someone, run somewhere. Only not to get it. So you have to steal it. Like the goddamn gold mask! Could't I just have stolen it in the first place? or wait. Just swim out to the boat and kill the fucking target! FACK!! Can't wait for AC3.

[prasad604]

awesome game

u dont really need the first one to play the 2nd one unless u really wanna know everything about how it all started.....or something like that

[ExtraMedium0]

Nice review!

[MPBG17]

lol i just like this game because it says 'vagina'

[mordet2]

2:05... sex sound

[McCrackles1]

I've beaten both games there easy for me, Its like easy mode RE4 so simple still I died like 1 or 2 times

[xtemer]

sorry for the 2x post but isn't it obvious that when AC3 comes the game will probably be mainly about Desmond. (i got this "fact" fro the FACT that in the end of AC2 you can equip an electrical baton and beat some guards to death whit it.

i wonder what weapons a punkmodern Assassins Creed will have...

it will be, like, totally AWESOME!!!

[xtemer]

FAIL at 0:24 you say third party when you're supposed to be saying third person

[piepiepie11111]

rofl  YOU FAIL

it is third party

[007Penguins4life]

ubisoft is third party....

[SWAT518]

wow....

[horizont20001]

WAU^^5*^^i like it^^*5

[whitebrother11]

you can push people in the first one too bad phil

[savetheplanet1000]

Ahaa your jke xD

[semisanity]

hahaha, he made a demetri martin joke! ladies...

[MatuSSisko]

One of a best reviews I ever heard xD

[alyssaames110288]

Omfg best game ever!! I didn't make my boyfriend sammiches for 3 days until I beat the game! I havent been addicted to any game that badly since Fallout 3!

[Dart11112]

or much worse, lol

[TheRedInferno]

Game of the year.

[listenwhatisayoh]

mhhhmm... that spoiler to the end with desmond fighting in the garage was not so nice...

[whitebrother11]

that was the begining when your escaping... noob

[narutodemonfox14]

this game is a definate buy serisolly if u dont play the first 1 all the way thrugh u will be lost ascrap

[badmuthaphucka]

graphics are amazing, the art and the detail add a lot of depth to the game. I wish the control could be better thought.

[tyrce111]

FUCKIN HILARIOUSE

I hope thats spelt right. Last time I tried to spell Hilariouse I got HATE from all continents!

[InvaderZimus]

@tyrce111 theres no e in hilarious

[Stelthor]

Just got the game, its AMAZZZIIIINNGGG

[jodiannecullen]

Right im happy now defo gonna buy this game!

[saradominswordrule]

yeah this game is a good game clocked it easy tho. i like the music at the start of like totally awsomes vids!

[Exodous23]

@Yorishumi they only say sex to sell more really that is BS there isn't any sex except for a small cutscene you hit some buttons which end with you blowing out a candle and that implys the sex. Your sister aint gonna see shit and niether are you.

[conflictcommando]

"Cause your not stupid are ya?..... ladies..."

lol

[Hero0fTimeLink12]

Where can I dye the outfit?

[TheStorm619]

There's not that much sex it's only fo like 6 seconds at the very begining :/

[luup25]

Y is it so late coming out. They said November but now they say march in NZ

[lmaginations]

health system is ghey, should have retained the regen hp

[seand132]

i thought this game was good, but i couldnt shake the feeling that the first one was better. i think its that the gaurds arent as good, what i mean is that i've played the game through and not had to hide from gaurds once. plus the hiddenblade kills seem to easy and the main conspiritors to easy to kill.

[vertibirdsoldier]

cant wait till it is on PC

[osiris292]

3:41 graphics / collision detection FAIL lol

great review and yeah its a definite buy or just borrow from a mate until its complete and give it back without spending anything!

[Exodous23]

@osiris292 lol thats exactly what I did with this game and the frist one. Except for the giving it back part.

[osiris292]

haha fair play.

[BillyGoat187]

I totally agree.

[deegan463]

Just beat this yesterday...sick game.

It was great that they refined it in terms of outside the story. They must have taken people complaing of AC1's repetitiveness like a slap in the face.

[LeetGuitar]

The first game was quite horrible... More like a demo than a game.

[Agnosticuzumaki]

Yes agreed pushing people is awsome. The game is awesome i got to the end of the venice part when i shut it off w/out saving b/c i was really just killing people and the game got corrupted. This really really and i mean really pissed me off. And you cant un corrupt it THEY DIDNT FIX THIS PROBLEM! This lowers the game rating about 4 overall points because its very unlikely you will turn it off w/out saving it once! GOD all they had to do one thing and the game was perfect!

[brainfrz1]

At 3:37 he sounds like a person off southpark for a little bit.

[Starvat10n]

You could push people out of the way in the first one,

[osiris292]

not sure if you could whilst running tho....which you can in this one.

[FlyingGold]

Can somebody explain how you suppose to get Altairs gear?? its behind a cage and stuff.. i dont get it

[girdog11]

in every city there are these little assassin's crest lookin things on your map. if you go to them youll have to go through these fun obstacles to get to the carcoughogus(sp?) of the previous assassins and in their tomb are seals which you put on the statues in montegerroni which, one by one, help opens the gate to his armor. and when i say fun i mean somtimes you get so mad your head will explode...

[Edmelvinster]

easy, every city you go, there is a assasin tomb, it is like a puzzle, before you do anything in the city, i reccomend you go the the tomb first, solve the puzzle then get the assassin seal, you will need to collect 6 assasin seal, which means, you will have to enter 6 tombs, when you get the 6 you can obtain altairs gear, hope this helped

[FlyingGold]

thnx! its now getting pretty clear to me what you suppose to do. another question: (if you dont mind:D) whats with the codex pages or smthing hanging on yer villa's wall?

[HansCabrera]

@FlyingGold use eagle vision then rearrange the pages to make a picture which the blood on the pages make