VOLDEMORT in REAL LIFE! (LazyVlog 10-22-10)

[AQRS42]

"Ah, man, I love the future."

The future loves you, Toby.

[jennrenaee]

Outro of darkness then redness then Voldmort.

[wubwubDubstepwubwub]

No, he is not voldemort. He has a NOSE!

[ysraelxbox360]

andate a la verga maricon de miearda

[Khadorian31st]

the "they have no idea" is still funny over a year later

[voldemortrules101]

VOLDEMORT IS MY LORD AND MASTER!!!! >= D

[JonhLennis]

put the subtitles on and then put transcribe audio "im a little girl loves all of his old ileana"

[SerbianGamerCS]

This is you not valdemord!!! :P

[Kesha0o0]

@SerbianGamerCS Fail.

[oliiver95]

keep pressing 3 soviet russia !

[Amka2010]

is this on set of Harry Potter?

[RandomGirl119]

@Amka2010 No, it's part of some YouTube channel that makes parodies of things, including Harry Potter parodies. Look up Take 180 Studios.

[Sarahbearyy]

voldymort looks like a who..

[bunnygirl4life]

less time of him

more time of seeing what's actually going on...

[gansterkittah]

Did anyone else see that chick sniff her armpit right behind Toby?

[Ianfrogman]

That's awesome

[RSPS4LIFE99]

is that actually ralph fiennes

[theslytherinchick]

@RSPS4LIFE99 No, this guy is part of a YouTube channel who make parody's of things. They have some pretty funny Harry Potter parody's. They have lots of video's. You can look them up at Electric Spoofaloo or Take 180 Studios!

[CornflakeTheThird]

@666Doncha Well FU THEN!

[TheMonkeyMunch]

3,5,4 :D

[selGdemparamtwilight]

9 2 4

your cute pretty anus

heha. I did it too

[mariemargret1234]

He looks hot here :D

[666Doncha]

this guy sux..

[nutmegg24]

hothothhothohtothothothtohtoht­othto.

[stephaniemarie3]

*YOU'RE* CUTE, @TobyTurner!!! #TobyRewind #OneYearAgoToday (yesterday OOPS)

ily! :D

[ymilner16]

0:42 woman in the back - "Oh shit it's tobuscus! Do i smell good?"

[TheEpicToad]

toby used to not be funny.

[FREDLOVER9710]

* turn *

careful toby, he doesn't have a nose!

[avrilrocks55]

Wait...

I'm confused, where was toby D:?

[Makkie96]

XDDDD 'Outro of darkness, then redness then Voldemort' XDDD

[Vargkramaren]

I wanna see Voldemort dance like crazy!!!

[CarolLoveSong]

Your voice is so cute!!!! I love your british accent!!

[jinglejamgle]

Toby was in harry potter because daniel radclif was really toby in disquize ?:L>

[TheAutumnMix]

Toby called me cute ;) -3

[Coolaconroy]

hes so calm

[KittyTigerMeeowGrowl]

boo dadoo dadoo. dadoo. subscribe

[XgottahavemychucksX]

AAAAHHHHH GOD DANGIT!!!! They crossed vlog streams!!! Ahhh nugget. Ohh no. Oh no.

[saturnrings123]

i will marry you someday.

[PassTheMeth15]

''MARSHAL!! Stolen' LOL

[HotflboyBb]

Outro of darkness then redness then voldemort bahahahahaha

[BookThief09]

That is a LOT of makeup.

[CourtneySchiffert]

No Toby, YOU'RE cute! :P

[Mylesdude101]

You look a bit like the Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who...

[MrVold3mort]

Outro of darkness then redness then,VOLDEMORT :DD

[deathgaze05]

AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!

[MrRandom125]

TOBUSCUS

[MikeParkRevolutions]

What a fuck is this video!!!

[souleaterxstein]

aww he called us cute :3

[URreadingmyaccname]

TOBY!!!! you should know by now that voldemort is dangerous!!!!!

[rosietao15]

Toby needs some sleep and he doesnt have a nose!

[lauren55671]

were u actually on the set of harry potter if so i wish i was there i love harry potter im only 11 and i read all the books when i was 9

[triprange12]

i dont actually pee? really toby?



[BaBzLuLu]

I remember that t-shirt! I love that video :'')

[Calhoonigan93]

0:42 girl was totally checking for pit stains.

[dwwbiggestfan4ever]

I lub his hair in this XD TOBY, THERE IS A MAGICAL THING CALLED A HAIRBRUSH!! I kid, I kid :)

[thomas4457]

you people should really chill the fuck out, you'r licky he even made this video, & he does have a nose it's just make up toby was just being funny duh! u people are stupid...

[iamkarang]

@thomas4457 clearly haven't seen the literal trailer then i take it..

[RabbidTea]

@thomas4457 stupid, your "licky" that I don't know where you live!!!

[thomas4457]

@RabbidTea is that a threat?! over the internet?...wow...

[RabbidTea]

@thomas4457 no a threat is something more intense, I'm just stating a preview of stance, stating words that are simply there, a joke, or sarcasm in othere word... you need to check out the literal trailer before you go around telling people that they are stupid, you sir, are stupid, so you can prances around sprinkling harmless insults or get off your ass and actually pay attention for once

[SuperMusicalDreamer]

Lucky...

[10morgan3]

voldy needs a nose.. and toby needs sleep..and some new glasses

[SHANTziIla]

6, 4, 3, 2

Translation :

this, anus, is, pretty

[Ottomanov]

@SHANTziIla hahahahaah they cant censor this !!!!!! :P

[GamerOfTheWeek105]

@SHANTziIla You my sir have to much time on your hands to firgure that out

...... And i thank you

[Biiaattcchh100]

@SHANTziIla 3 sounds more like anus.. thought it would be funny but it really isnt :/

[Zisaar]

is this ur first intro of darkness then redness then whiteness?

[EWHRDIII]

You have to have a lot of confidence to film yourself every day and act like Toby does. Props.

[JunedHeych]

0:26 (perfect shot to get voldermorts face)

[rachel25lee]

Hehehehehe; "There's the bathroom; let's go in there, together."

Nice. X3

[ZaffyKake]

I remember that one!!!!!!

[Ennbje96]

Lame

[knlm180590]

i could not understand anything...

[KimberleyAnneBrown]

haha almost as funny outro as "outro of darkness then redness then whiteness then iJustine contortionist" :L

[CastielLuv]

i swear, Toby looks REMARKABLY like Jay Baruchel sometimes O_o

[rainingatnight]

ah. i wonder watt people do when hes in public doing his lazy vlogs??

[SpazzyJenny1234]

Toby, if you're going to steal, try not to get over-encumbered. I'm pretty sure it would be difficult to repair anything together, so you should probably drink all the booze you find to lessen the weight. :D

[Planez4meh]

Voldemort = Whiteness.

[brohkenmynd]

hahahahaha you made my morning

[HomicidalNnyKip]

Press 4 a couple of times and like this if you hear "Anus". [:

[jak11d6]

outtro of darkness then redness then VOLDEMORT! I laughed so hard at that because it was so unexpected!

[RJSummer627]

"Cute. You're cute audience." Are we an epic cute??? :D

[ItachiUchiha2010]

Careful Harry He Doesn't Have A Nose

[Brittbrandani]

0:42, girl sniffs armpit!!!!

[TristenYrk]

Boo boring

[kaideka]

toby said i'm cute =) yay !!

[ChiquFabu12]

What accent do you have? its strange..

[NejisShadow]

:D

[EVRYNMEWASTAKEN2]

What were you filming?

[SteamAPunk]

Toby, Don't steal anything! You'll lose so much Karma!

[MrXenark]

@SteamAPunk Specially filming yourself doing it xD

[89gerardo]

@SteamAPunk kar..what?

[kingdomheartsgirl11]

Toby, you have ADD, so, badly.

But we all adore you anyways.

[Jordna31]

Toby, you are so epic you actually came BEFORE the ad this time!

[PS3PwNr1]

Sideburns!!!!!

[latingurl422]

armpit smell!!!!

[ShamefulSammy]

He should make some shirts, they would be so great. like...

OUTRO OF

DARKNESS THEN REDNESS

THEN VOLDEMART BOOP!

[marioiscute12]

boop!

[sboardgrl]

HAHAHAHA. Very awesome

[doubledous42]

Where were you?

[AppleJuiceBanana]

wouldn't voldemort still be whiteness? :o

[EvisHP]

eww.. sience o.o

[PeanutButterLaughs]

A gazebo with a swing in it .. can't wait to utilize THAT . Perhaps later ... XDD

[matthew2000bf]

Toby let me do it for you

du du du du du subscribe

[drama0geek0girl]

Hold up, that didn't look like the real Volde. Where are you?

[9Zaffors9]

You fool your not suposed to say his name!!!!!!

[bdeblargent]

where is this

[MsDana114]

man u ruined it now i know what the forst really looks like ...

[greentea11]

why does he aways end saying piss off? dunno it seems out of place with the whole happy go lucky attitude...

[TacoTown254]

@greentea11 hea says "peace off"

[DiehardGiraffe]

@greentea11 he's saying "peace off"...

[unitedporcupines]

Did Voldemort get radiated from playing too much Fallout?

[corey036204]

outro of darkness then redness then voldemort!

[forevergitsandff4]

eww science.. XD

[immortalslayer90]

Look out Toby! He dosent have a nose!

[8bitfalcon]

@immortalslayer90 tobys needs some sleep and some new glasses

[xNinjaTacox]

@immortalslayer90 stfu noob

[littlecreek94]

@immortalslayer90 Toby needs some sleep ... and he needs a nose .... and he needs some sleep ...

[BoxNinjaProductions]

awesome-ist outro evar!! :)

[kristakkoenig]

outro of darkness then redness then voldemort.

haha

[mcasuse]

lol, Toby is totally submerged into the Fallout world! how he says he going to steal, checks the stuff around him and then use irradiated...

[DeannadEAD]

"I'm quick... and strong. They don't even know."

[britboucher]

toby turner AND harry potter siting in one video???? it's like a layered cake of awesomeness!!!!

[k13ren]

Is this on the Harry Potter set?

[Amadman114]

@k13ren No its a Pooh Bear commercial

[k13ren]

Is this on the Harry Potter set?

[cafekawaii]

GIRL SNIFFS HER ARMPIT AT 0:41

[mysticmeg111]

What on earth is this video about? I only see a gay narcissistic gay male talking a load of BS. What a bore. What a drag. 100 thumbs down.

[nonsenseical]

@mysticmeg111 then don't watch the fucking video... it's not that hard. Calm down and stop saying "gay". Peace off.

[xEtiquettex]

Blogs.FanBox.com / TheFunny

[postmasterw00t]

that advert is way too long

[theerrrca]

You are adorable (also it's "irradiated", unless you meant he emitted light/any other definition of radiate, but that matters so much less than your adorableness).

[hijack3rable]

Outro of redness then whitness then voldermourt

[Ferrar961]

Where was this ??

[TopKitty414]

Voldemorts sexy.....just sayin

[fieldenternamehere]

I am quick and strong. That is what we like to hear.

[JJJBunney001]

lol outro of darkness, then redness, then voldemort

[Katey912]

New environments make Toby's ADHD act up.

[YinYangy]

Haven't they finished this movie. Why are they filming

[rumpedask]

@YinYangy Do u think he was on the set of a Harry Potter movie?XD lmao

[pomssi1]

@YinYangy Please tell you were kidding. PLEASE!

[lizziebetts]

Rofl.

[lassehemberg]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[olsterscoot]

prick

[coolmovie88]

is brett the intern from harry and the potters?

[MestizoFilipino]

Careful, Harry, HE HASN'T GOT A NOSE!!!

[gelbermoshe]

ur wearing the shirt from ur "scariest movie ever" video! thumbs up if u remebered it

[Alda1981]

@gelbermoshe fail

[SuperKataang1]

aw were cute. Haha. I love your videos!

bless your face!

[imnotuniqueimmonique]

Totally thought somehow Voldemark was in this video. :D.

[Pobles8andPals]

U make me laugh so hard

[Rudahn]

Toby thinks I'm cute! :D

[DragonsRule02]

That 1 lone person could not actually believe that Voldemort looked so wonderful without his make-up. I pity them.

[TheJediKebabShop]

****WATCH A VIDEO OF SOMEONE TAKING A SHIT ON THE FLOOR ON MY CHANNEL****

[iownagreyhound]

@TheJediKebabShop

Why oh why would anyone ever do that?

And more to the point why did you film it?

You need therapy. And possibly a more convenient toilet

[joebobdot44]

@iownagreyhound Get a life

[iownagreyhound]

@joebobdot44 mmm yes i just knew i forgot to pick SOMETHING up from the store today, thank god you reminded me

[frickenxpurplexshoes]

He said we are cute! Im flattered! :3

[spongeyruler]

I sneezed during the tobuscus video but not this one! AAAHHHH!!! Why was Voldemort there??? I thought he died.

[simplystatic]

ahahha "ive been talking like toby turner all day"

[DainMiller]

Why is it that we all love toby more than anyone else? Oh yeah, cause hes the fucken MOST DOWN TO EARTH GUY ON YOUTUBE

[chrizzo006]

voldemort is a ghoul...

[TheSquifstar]

Search TheSquifstar on YT and meet Victoria, she's dying to meet you!

[djchayan]

Stolen!! lol sweet!!