The Shoggoth Song

[gorgonsgalore]

Wonderful!!! My own Shoggies will lve it!

[Hudde68]

:))

[Poodleinacan]

Shoggoth : The avorted brother of Cthulu.

[pisiupo]

@Poodleinacan I'm gonna eat ya!

-Shoggoth

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

ITS HORRIFYING

[Teapot14400]

5 people are not believers... have fun whe cthulhu rises.

[WeaponXSigma]

The moral of the story, when conjuring shoggoths, never and I repeat NEVER drop your elder sigils. It could mean the difference between life and death.

[WeaponXSigma]

Even though the best way to make sure you don't have to worry about that is not to conjure one at all.

[ignoramusPrim]

@WeaponXSigma def'ly not the best way to have fun

[MyLovelyHomicide]

i woke up with this song in my head this morning

"shoggoth, shoggoth, shoggoth! with mouths and pseudopooods"

hilarious

[COHDekord]

The Shoggoth are the servants of the Old Ones, of which Cthulhu is one.

[zerogecko]

Holy wow, this is amazing! It demands more volume!

[AvatarofCthulhu]

There once was an amorous shoggoth,

Who yearned for a mi-go from Yuggoth,

But the mi-go, it fled

With unreasoning dread

And told the poor shoggoth to bug off.

[Azureion]

2 people dropped there there elder sigils.

[hpkk17]

This one gave me a good laught:) no, the Jews are Shoggoth-fodder;]

[Stethacanthus]

Wait... The Shoggoth are Jewish now?

[Tulaure]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[zombiesrcuming4u]

Shoggoth wouldn't beat Cthulhu

[AvatarofCthulhu]

If you must summon a Shoggoth, NEVER let it near a bean bag! It's not a pretty sight.

(;,;)

[ApocalypticMeatloaf]

there's nothing i like more than a tumor with lots of eyes.

[HalBDeU]

hey guys, im goingtomorrow to the amazonas jungle to a great pyramide to summon azathoth, who's with me?? you only need 10 insanity to join us!!

[N00b1n4T0R64]

@HalBDeU hang on, let me go back in time and do that... yup... twas pretty epic wasnt it?

[HalBDeU]

@N00b1n4T0R64 of course it was :3

[l227naruto]

VOTE ALEX MERCER FOR HOBO SHOGGOTH LORD! 2012!

[Grakesch]

with the lyrics in front of you (because you might understand than by hearing just like me) this song gets way more funn :D

[SilentVoices14]

i want a pet shoggith, i wanna bring him to school so he can eat all the people who i hate then e can go fo a walk down to the library and read some funny books

[ElveeKaye]

OMG, they even did the Dreidel Song! X>D

[SilentVoices14]

@ElveeKaye i rather this version, its more funnier

[Thidum28]

At least they had fun till it turned

[jwolfe90810]

Father Dagon is better anyways

[TheLolcomments]

i got an idea: Rugrats The Shoggoth Version

[Kazuma11290]

what fruity little cult made this up?

[Darkflare221]

@Kazuma11290 no cult, just an amazing horror author.

[luccaskunk]

@Kazuma11290 Probably some combination of Discordians, Church of the Subgenius, and other such people who use H.P. Lovecraft as an inspiration for humor.

[PervyWeasel]

That was hilarious. XD

[SpiritWanderer91]

ahahahahaha this is great :D

[KingKushy56]

Oh how delightfully wicked!!!

[MyLovelyHomicide]

at the beginning i thought "some other fuckers have turned somthing cool and scary into something stupid and funny. but after i listened to the lyrics i had to love it.

"shoggoth! shoggoth! shoggoth!

with mouths and pseudopooods"

XDDDDDD

[skweegie]

@MyLovelyHomicide shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth, foul creature of the gods :)

[ScoutingTacos]

@skweegie

One day when we were playing

My monstrous pal broke free....

[InStatuNascendi1]

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[ScoutingTacos]

This is the best thing I've ever seen on youtube...

[bloodyGr]

I had a little shoggoth I conjured up one day I used an elder sigil so shoggoth and I play shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth with mouths and pseudopods shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth foul creature of the gods. One day when we were playing my monstrous pal broke free I dropped my elder sigil and shoggy turned on me shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth, he ripped me to a shred shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth, we played and now I'm dead

[ZyioScalebane]

@bloodyGr "while we were playing" Not when. "I dropped the elder sigil" Not my. "Lil' shoggy turned on me" Not and shoggy.

[bloodyGr]

@ZyioScalebane Well I just copy and pasted the lyrics from I don't even remember where, but it seems people don't care do to the comment have 59 thumbs up and being the top comment. Sooo yeah.

[ZyioScalebane]

@bloodyGr People will thumbs up anything lol people are dumb Soooo yeah , just correcting the lyrics.

[roadKillartist]

OMG a BOOKish type thing!!!

rKA

[Amskidoodleronibob]

I would totally summon a shoggoth. But I would also get other people to come in direct contact with it. And summon bigger fish.

[N00b1n4T0R64]

thumbs up if you understand "to kill a shoggoth, you need four valves, a wrench, and a rusty door" :P

[Lightice1]

@N00b1n4T0R64 Dark Corners of the Earth. That is all.

[inyunaruto365]

I don't know wether to laugh from it being funny or be creeped out.

[Alex15Shinra]

i wanna shaggoth!

also got my gf to agree to give up our first 8 children to rise cthulhu

and make him our first born son

[Phelan666]

Shoggoth roll'd

[xSephironx]

:DD

Shoggoth is my best friend.

[921darksider]

His name is Shoggy, and he shall be mine...he shall be my Shoggy. Wait...Shoggy, what are you doing? NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

[TheFightfirewithbaco]

Oh shogoth, will u ever learn to play with intestines while there still inside me?

[HeavensRaptor]

shoggoth, he likes to play with organs! ^_^

[userm806]

shoggoth just wanted to play :(

[PanNarran]

It's like a song cultists would teach their children to stop them summoning things without permission.

[mikash91]

What a marvelously idiotic idea "playing with a Shoggoth"

I love it

[Rtyeta]

@ Donmarduk, actually it seems you haven't read At the Mountains of Madness. That story is the one which really defines shoggoths, telling of their creation, development, rebellion, defeat, more development, and final successful rebellion against the Elder Things. Their method of killing is described as ripping or sucking the head off the victims, NOT consuming them. Although they might do that when they're feeling hungry rather than just murderous.

[Deathrune456]

who the hell would think that summoning this would be a good idea?

[SiegeTF]

@Deathrune456 Someone who is at risk from something worse.

Scenario: You are being chased by a lynch mob for doing naughty things to the fabric of reality. You can: Die, hope to outrun them, or summon a Shoggoth.

[Deathrune456]

at risk from something worse. Than a shoggoth. I'll help them tie the ropes

[SiegeTF]

@Deathrune456 Except you wouldn't be 'doing naughty things to the fabric of reality' unless you had a good reason, like being evil. It's a strange cultist indeed who just stops and lets the mob kill him, unless it was part of a greater plan...

[donmarduk]

obviously doesnt know his lovecraft, shoggoths dont rip you to shreds, they f***ing consume you

[Lightice1]

@donmarduk Tell that to the Elder Things who were left intact except for having their heads torn off in "At the Mountains of Madness."

[petrus4]

Reminds me of how I used to want a pet Hydralisk. ;)

[emofelix23]

Is it bad this makes be laugh till I fall on the floor

[RyANWaLlEt]

I'a! Dagon! I'a! Cthulhu! I'a! Hydra!

[Metactyl]

what kind of shit is that

[MrNinjaone1]

this is more gay than lady gaga songs

[Lastman0nEarth]

@MrNinjaone1 That's pushing it

[SWGSvaartvadel]

@MrNinjaone1 LOL I know right?

[shanerqb]

@MrNinjaone1 verbally raped. gg

[MrNinjaone1]

@shanerqb what?

[Rtyeta]

Playing with a Shoggoth merits a Darwin Award I think

[svshiryamov]

@Rtyeta You bet it does!

[LordSia13]

@Rtyeta ... Maybe.

But can you honestly tell me you wouldn't, if given the chance?

Truth of the matter is, Darwin Award-worthy actions are what allows humans to push beyond our limits and grow.

So go forth, and In the Name Of SCIENCE! SUMMON THAT SHOGGOTH!!!

[Reingnus]

The best part 0:30 to the end...

[SheriffCarruthers]

hahaha this is hilarious. I want to say Lovecraft would be proud, but...

[ConsumptionMayCause]

I thought shoggoths were mostly featureless goo

[CPS222]

Too funny. I mean, terrible...no funny.

So emotionally confusing. lol

[XenosRex]

Haha, fuck you. Before I would summon a Shoggoth I'd sew a Sigil into my flesh.

[KingoftheFreaks]

What about Dagon? Or the DeepOnes?

[TheCrimsonVanguard]

@KingoftheFreaks Think of Shoggoth as the retarded playmate.

[superkeaton]

@KingoftheFreaks

If Shoggoth just ripped you apart, what would Dagon or Cthulhu or any of the other Deep Ones do, ugh no thanks

cults are bad, m'kay

[TaurensOwn]

this dickable! Whats a Shoggoth?

[memoriesofhpl]

A horrible shapeless monster created by the Elder Things to be used as slaves. They live in Antarctica and parts of the ocean.

[spacehelmetforacow]

basically, its a giant blob, that forms eyes, arms and mouths as needed.

[chunter5100]

Dang!! I forgot Nyarlathotep!!!!

Please forgive me for my stupidity, and of course the the crawling chaos is in the running...

DO'H!!!!

I now must go to be eaten....

[14Jester88]

You deserve to be eaten for forgetting the mighty Nyarlthotep! The crawling chaos could not be forgotten! I am his priest. Mmmmmmm crazy.

[chunter5100]

Yes you are absolutely right Jester.....therefore, I must hang my head and prepare to have myself and my soul eaten by the mighty Nyrarlthotep! - I can only hope my soul makes his tummy happy..

[chunter5100]

Ok, so lets have a contest!

Who's cuter? Shoggoth, Cthulu, Shub-Niggerath (Shubsy), or Yog-Sothoth?...oh wait, I almost forgot Azathoth!!! ..ahhh...they are all so precious...sigh...

[MiniAgupa]

chunter5100: Shoggoth EASILY wins.

Cthulhu comes in second, Yog-sothoth in 3rd, Shub-Niggerath is 4th.

Azathoth is blind and dumb, so it could be seen by some as a helpless critter, but it also sits on it's ass listening to music all day so it wouldn't be all that cute.

[KingPiccolOwned]

They all look like mounds of ass, extremely intimidating ass, but ass none the less.

[tuseroni]

personally im partial to flying polyps...but dont tell the other mi-gos i said that...

[Lilpnut98clubpenguin]

lol.. i luff dis song xD

[iscuxcar]

<3

^_^

[weidiocrow]

no words can describe the awsome

[tclcttb]

Anyone have an mp3??

[DRENETO]

mindFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck

[Arimmus]

EYAH EYAH CTHULHU FATAGAN!

[Grigeral]

It's spelt "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn" ;)

[herrsexyhosen]

it's phonetic, so you can really spell it however you want, and you'll always be right... or wrong.

[Grigeral]

Don't take this the wrong way, but how is it phonetic? It is a language created by HP Lovecraft specifically for the mythos. It may not be pronouncable, but it's still spelt the same in every book where it's mentioned.

Unless you count possible mistranslations brought about in the Call of Cthulhu roleplaying game, then there is no alternatives as it is only mentioned twice that I can think of. In the whole Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn, and Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[herrsexyhosen]

simply for the sake of continuity and not confusing the reader, i would think. no offense taken.

[Grigeral]

Fair enough ^^

[Erevis]

if you actually read it then you'll see that the narrator in the story was recounting what he heard in phonetic.

[esistdonnichtdom]

Hey hey hey! Lets all calm down, we are all shoggoth lovers here. Anyway, hastur hastur hastur.

[Grigeral]

Who's not calm? :P. Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath. All hail the black goat of the woods with a thousand young!

[esistdonnichtdom]

PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE ALL IS ONE IN YOG SOTHOTH!

Gotta love a bunch of evil floating bubbles.

[Dabeanfactor]

I can imagine a plate of jelly jiggling when I hear this song

[sevenheadeddragon]

what the fuck??!!

[Koronii]

LMAO

[DOOMDRAGON2251]

IT IS SOOOO :D! GGGAAAYYY!!!!!!!!

[themysticknight]

Wow I do not want to conjure up a Shoggoth. Fuck that thing.

[TriaMaxwell]

@themysticknight Better that than the Gug. You'd never want oral from that.

[TriaMaxwell]

@themysticknight It's kinda cute,

[jadenkorkor]

giant amorphous monster created by the Elder Things

[PlatyMoos]

SHOGGOTH RAPE !!!!!

[Saviour86]

Sounds like a shoggoth themesong alright

[koprimopri]

No se me kita de la cabeza

[eternalingame]

lmao

[TheGreatOldOnes]

thats fucking amazing

[iGame3D]

Oh that is hilarious! Going to be family favorite.

[MH5]

Ouch.

[ImperatorZor]

I thought Shoggoths were created by the Elder Things, not the Great Old ones

[EryxUK]

Yes, but they took the nessecary genetics to create them from Ubbo-Sathla, one of the Outer Gods.

[wesleyfilms]

Thats true, they controled them with there telepathy provided by there five lobed brain and the shoggoths then turned on there masters because they changed them from workers to biological war weapons.