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  • @jakemagnum11 What kind of test has 'CANADA' for the answer to a question like that? The Redneck Acceptence exam? Then again you may just be stupid enough that all the answers have to be the same. Or maybe you never learned about the 99% of the world outside of Texas. Baise les Etats-Unis, parce que je suis Canadien!

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  • @ronpaul2016

    I agree. I am Canadian and i speak English. English is the future of mankind. Someday the whole world will speak English and anyone who doesn't will be left in the dust. English is clearly the most superior and easiest language in the world!

  • @zarathoustramp

    What does this mean?

  • @savdavid

    Good point. I never looked at it that way.

  • @kylejones7

    less than 2% speak french. English is clearly the way to go if humans are to ever become a type 1 civilization.

  • Are they joking?. Like 2% of canadians speak french. I am canadian and i speak only english. Someday everyone in the world will speak only english. It will be paradise.

  • i came here from watching an awesome hetalia amv ^^

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  • I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • May also want to check out Tom Brokaw Explains Canada to Americans

  • *goes into Hetalia Fangirling*

    England, France, Spain!!!! Canada and America are fighting again!!!! And - despite being Canadian - I can feel my inner insane Russia kicking in!!!!

  • awesome rant, Canada is the best! but why is "Land of Hope and Glory" playing in the background...

  • I'm Canadian, but I pronounce z as 'zee' instead of 'zed' for rhyming purposes.

  • @jakemagnum11 Your just jealous that the Americans lost the gold medal to Canada..... A lot. Or maybe you just got the question wrong on a test. Either way I AM CANADIAN!

  • @TheAyshunDragon so basically...canada is the shit because it holds like the largest population of men who dance around in iceskates and nail each each to the ice whilst attempting to hit a puck into a tiny goal. truly fascinating.. thanks brah...i will try to make sure not to miss that test question: "what is the most pathetic country in North America who hopes to enlist hockey players when its military resources (exist to none) go down" where choices A-E all read "canada" in capital letters.

  • @jakemagnum11 someone wishes they were as kool as us .. ;)

  • Little overboard for a Molson commercial

  • Canadians are not afraid to be nice.

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  • fuck you canada! go 'murricah! who the fuck knows the name of the PM of canada 'nyways - let alone capital.

  • @jakemagnum11

    And thus Talking to Americans was born - Rick Mercer is an amazing man. I know the name of Stephan Harper (Prime Minister) and Ottawa (Capital). I also know the names Barack Obama and Washington D.C. I also bet that Barack Obama knows - and cares - who Stephan Harper is. Did you know that New york gets it's electricity from Hydro-Québec, or that California is BC Hydro’s biggest international customer??? Lastly, there is a reason that in Hetalia, America is an idiot.

  • @england293 so, are you like god or something? like..the fact you know all this useful information that allows you to get into youtube debates entitles to you to a heavenly platform. who the hell cares about GOOGLE for researching pointless info when you got my bwoi england293! he'll enlighten you on the meaning of life via the turbuluence of canada's largest source of freshwater! all hail england293!

  • @jakemagnum11

    You said "he".

    Hetalia fan by any chance???

    Just wondering.

  • @england293 your intellect, wit, and ability to articulate only makes my jaws drop and gape. well done. maybe newton was reincarnated in canada after all.

  • For a moment I thought he was Jim Carrey...

  • I don't like it... i guess it normal because i'm not canadien since i'm form Québec but...

  • It still says canadien on you passport !

  • Canada such a nice country I really love it

    Greetings from Mexico

  • I am truly proud to be Canadian!

  • i saw this audio on a vid with canada from hetalia. i died laughing

  • Pffftttt.... So much pride for such a tiny small irrelevant country.

  • @Phead128 Canada: second largest country in the world, and one of the best economic systems on the planet at the moment. Yes we truly are small and irrelevant.

  • @Phead128 terrible comeback, i think every canadian on this vid cares about him

  • @Phead128 CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS

  • @Phead128 LIKE JOE SAID SECOND LARGEST COUNTRY

  • @Phead128

    Umm we are the SECOND LARGEST COUNTRY.. wow your truly are American dumbass.

  • @emeraldeyz23

    Yet, it's mostly useless, uninhabitable, frosty cold ass land. Good job. Antarctica, if it was ever a country, would be bigger than Canada.

  • @Phead128

    And yet Russia is virtually the same - AND they are the BIGGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

  • @Phead128

    Yet if we stopped trading with you, well..........what can i say???

  • Hah, my dad used to have a Molson coaster on his car window. I consider myself American but I definitely like the Great White North, couldn't ask for better neighbors really.

  • Canada is America's hat, not tea bagging America

  • @Angelwings7deutschen

    i was watchin this vid and some girl said we(america) was canadas underwear

  • I'm sorry. There seems to be an error on YouTube. Does anybody else see a 'dislike' button? If so, I'm afraid this will have to be fixed.

  • I love this commercial and the funny thing is although this was probably one of their most successful commercials ever i remember the CEO of Molson's at the time saying they made the commercial for Canadian pride not to advertise their beer that's why there is not really anything about beer in it.

  • Canada, awwwww yeaaaaa!

  • geography Canada is T bagging america night and day 24-7 :D

  • I'm as patriotic as any American as you'll find, and I think this is a fantastic commercial. Cheers to our Canadian brothers and sisters.

  • Americans are just mad because were bigger and on top. I AM CANADIAN!

  • @brkinger35 yes very nice hat

  • right on joe

  • Aren't little brothers cute?

  • I AM CANADIAN :)

  • Awwww.... I love being Canadian :)

  • Kinda weird that this video is popular in Mongolia.

  • this guy reminds me of Ryan Secrest

  • hell ya it's the best part of north america XD

  • ZED bitches

  • @kelly2353 we LOVE the ZED!

  • Some Canadians are always comparing themselves to Americans...I just don't get it.

  • I am Canadian and I believe in assimilation not diversity. I just can't say it out loud very often because my countrymen have been completely brainwashed and it's kinda like McCarthyism from the left.

  • @csuabo I totally agree. It should be clear by now that this multicultural thing is not exactly working out.

  • "Diversity , not assimilation"

    Things have changed...

    Heureusement; JE ME SOUVIENS

  • Merica=Canada´s cod piece...

  • Best. Commercial. Ever.

  • Happy Canada Day! Proud to be Canadian!

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  • Now look, I'm an American and I'm not a huge fan of Canada. Also, I am not a huge fan of the country I live in either. Our government seems to represent how we act and who we are to the world around us, and majority of that is not what we believe in. I hate that America is policing the world! Do you really think I want other countries to bow to us? I hate being called an imperialist when I am not one! I just want to point that out. Anyways, at least our head of state isn't the Queen. ;P Sorry...

  • this is so true

  • The very fact that you brag about drinking alcohol which is a poison is stupid. Hey my poison will get you drunk fast let you drive drunk kill people. Get fat and then become an alcoholic. YEAH BEER!! fucking retards.

  • @cwood4ever Fuck u. Your just made were bigger and on top.

  • I LOVE this, Canada is the BEST country in the whole world. I am so proud to be Canadian. Hockey (and beavers) RULE!!!!!!!! Take that Americans!!!!!!! ;)

  • lol

  • Das Right i'm canadian and you america can go eat joe's words ;/

  • america can suck ice cold, polar bear dicks :)

    canadians <3

  • ericck go back to pulling you tiny little pecker and STFU!

  • americans love guns and killing-- bottom line

  • @toxic771 fuck YOU we we like *flowers* and *music* and girls named Debbie *too* ...... :D

  • Canada = best country ever.

  • @uponafacelessdisaste of course it's the best CUNTry ...

  • Even Canadian nationalism sounds American

  • great rant - horrible beer

    

  • yo, we'd be raped by the states you dumb shits lol. theve got so much amo but still no where to put it, since their mothers canyons are already filled. f*ck I hate americans

  • @Jeeezuslovesyounot there's more to a country than it's military.

  • @Jeeezuslovesyounot ...and i hate utube dickstrokers- we good now?

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  • i agree canada is awesome but molson canadian sucks!! worst tasting beer

    james ready FTW

  • @BrightTummiez ignorant american!

    America=commercialism

    Canada=so much more than that

  • @BrightTummiez You spelled 'faggot' wrong. :) At least in Canada we know how to spell.

  • @GypsyAugury duh and our bacon is good duh

  • @GypsyAugury Firstly, I am Canadian. I voted your comment down, you make canada look bad you asshole. Canadian's are percieved as being rude, snobbish and stupid because of people like you.

  • @blackturbokitty I responded that way to that person because they were being crass and rude. This is the internet. People in general act much differently on the internet than they do in real life; it's easier to be an asshole. It's unusual to encounter someone being so blatantly rude in real life (although it does happen, unfortunately), and so I responded to them accordingly. In real life I am just as polite as the next Canadian. I don't think my post was nearly as rude as it could have been.

  • @BrightTummiez lol no

  • Lol I pronounce it zed too

  • I'm not Canadian, but now I'm kinda wishing I was.

  • @tacefairy good :D

  • THIS MADE MY LIFE <3

  • Hi Frondrick. I thought as a Canadian I would help you understand the English language. We are, afterall, on better terms with the British than our American counterparts. Looking at your comment below I can see a few grammatical and spelling errors which I am not sure you were aware of. I will list them:

    - You cannot start a sentence with "And"

    -"because", not "cause"

    - "gonna"

    - Poor capitalization

    - "fuckin"

    - no capital after the question mark

    - "lyin"

    - slang terms

  • @TheBridgeTr0ll Probably the best troll comment ever.

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  • All this arguing. Does anyone here know that Coors owns Molson now. Their called Molson Coors, largest beer company in North America. By the way who wants to be French anyways?

  • Whats that song in the background?

  • one of the most successful commercials of all time

  • sorry i couldn't hear you over my free healthcare

  • Fuck Yeah!

  • My name is Sultan, and I AM CANADIAN

  • I am American but i dnt wanna b it anymore. I LOVE CANADA!!!!

  • I like Australia to.......

  • Looks like 36+ Americans found the URL to this video....

  • THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

  • Canadians and United statesien are both Americans, just like Mexicans and many others.

  • @rolieXIII Canadians are not American. Americans come from the 'United States of America'.

  • @invurameshisgf

    God you're fucking dumb. What the hell is Canadian Geography like? Please tell me. Just what continent do you think you're on?

  • @Frondrick

    People are generally referred to by the country they are from, not the continent. If you tell someone you are an American, they will automatically assume you are from the States, not Canada.

  • @invurameshisgf

    Cause the United States is the only country to matter on this continent.

    Saying Americans come from the united states is saying that we're the only Americans. I suppose Europeans only come from the U.K., Asians only come from China and Africans only come from Zimbabwe

  • @Frondrick

    If you want to refer to someone from the UK, one generally refers to them as English, from China, Chinese, from Zimbabwe, Zimbabwean.

    Something as unspecific as European etc. is usually used when you don't know where they come from.

    Canadians and American's would be collectively referred to as North American.

    The way you describe it, you would need to include all the people from South America and Central America as Americans.

  • @invurameshisgf

    Exactly. From the continent America, makes them Americans. They're called Americans cause our continent's named 'America'. Make sense? It's not a coincidence that they call us Americans, it's cause of our continent. You didn't know you're in North America, it's fine if you make a mistake but talking bullshit won't cover anything up but fine if you are right and somehow 'America' was named after the united states, which makes no sense then how does it feel being on our continent?

  • @Frondrick

    Good grief, you're an idiot. If someone tells me this person is an American, I will, (and anyone else with sense will) conclude that the person is from the States. DONE. If someone is from Brazil (South America) No one is ever going to call them an American, except maybe you. And you will look foolish.

  • @Frondrick

    And our continent is not named "America" It is "North America".

  • @invurameshisgf

    Thanks for point out the obvious.

    I don't see what that has to do with my comment though.

    I never said people won't refer to Americans as united States Americans. You are by definition an American. Not a US american, but still an American. Your original comment claims that you are not an American, then what continent are Canadians living in if not North America? When people use American it's short for united states american but does not mean you're not a North American

  • @Frondrick

    My point exactly. I'm North American, not just 'American'. The little things make a big difference.

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  • @invurameshisgf

    Glad you finally admit you're wrong

    A·mer·i·can

    [uh-mer-i-kuhn]

    "of or pertaining to North or South America; of the Western Hemisphere: the American continents."

    Copied straight from the dictionary. Better luck next time, Canadian!

    You lose!

  • @Frondrick

    The lesson I've learned here: Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    Get a better dictionary.

    DONE.

  • @invurameshisgf

    This is the second time you've yelled "DONE"

    And I suggest you take your own advice and stop now before you embarrass your kind further, cause what I'm about to say is really gonna put a hurt on you...

    IT WAS A CANADIAN DICTIONARY.

    hahaha!!! I'm not fuckin lyin, dude!!!

    dictionary.canadaspace (dot)com/definition/american/

    Check it.

    Now, DONE.

  • @Frondrick Bottom line is, your just another ignorant American who's most likely overweight and dumb

  • @invurameshisgf Yes but Canada and Mexico are in North AMERICA as well with make us Americans, or North Americans

  • @rolieXIII what ? no. americans= united states of america. canadians= canada

  • @AndreaReneeD seriously dude? On the continent of Europe, what do you call people from all country living there? Europeans

    What do you call people living in Asia? Asians So, what do you call people living in America? Americans, and last time I checked, Canada was on the continent of America. We are CANADIANS AND AMERICANS. In french (my first language) People from United-states are wrongly call ''americans'' because we have the equivalent of ''United Statian'' in our language

  • @kawaXIII that example doesn't really work since europe isn't one country... if you are talking about everyone in europe it is europeans... Asia- same thing.. if you are talking about everyone in Asia then you say Asians.. It wouldn't be the same name for people in the USA and then the USA & Canada together..

  • @AndreaReneeD

    Actually, Canadians, Americans, and Mexicans should all be called North Americans (since all three are in North America). If you were to call just call them "Americans", then by that same logic, someone from Brazil is also "American" (ie. South America).

    But how about we stick with the denominations we already have? It's easier.

  • @TheTruthWSYF haha that's what i am trying to say.... someone told me that canadians are 'americans' too... but they aren't. i could see if they were called 'north americans' - that makes sense.... but you don't called people in the US, Americans and then called the people in the US and Canada (together) Americans...

  • @AndreaReneeD

    You're correct. The common misconception is that "Americans" are named that way based on their continent. And if that is true, then "Canadians" should also be called "Americans" because they are on the same continent - right?

    However, your denomination (ie. Canadian, American, Brazilian) is NOT based on your continent, but on your country.

    Canada = Canadian,

    U.S. of America = Americans Brazil = Brazilians

    KawaXIII was talking about big regions, not countries:

    ex. Asia = Asians

  • I like Canada because of Due South, Stan Rogers, your endless contribution to the world of peacekeeping, and the fact that you have snow (lots, and lots of snow).

  • I love Canada, The US is one of those Jingoistic, nationistic, and imeralistic countires that all they care is to b the best. in Canada they're well known in more of a positive role in the world, plus the Canadian treats their citizans more equaly than the US has EVER done (hence the Indians) Thats y im leaving the US to become a Canadian

  • I'm not Canadian... but I don't like other Americans who think they're so much better than everybody else. Patriotism in moderation is fine, but some people take it much too far (it's obnoxious and embarrassing). It's just nice to see a little pride in other nations, too.

    (I liked how it turned out in the Olympics, when your prime minister asked for some "uncharacteristic outburst of patriotism and pride" among Canadians!)

  • Troll feed, 5 dollars a kilogram.

    Seriously, if all you have to do with your life is insult a country you know nothing about I pity you. That goes for both Americans and Canadians. Proud Canadian and proud nabour to a great nation.

  • I don't have a problem with Americans... what their goverment as done on the other hand, I do have a problem with. If the people of the United-States would over through their goverment and show the goverment they won't be pushed over, it would make for a better place. Like I said no problem with Americans, just the idiots who run the country.

  • proud to be :)

  • I love Canada!

  • "It is pretty outrageous that Her Majesty the Queen is still recognized as the Head of State anywhere on the North American Continent"

    --Christopher Hitchens

  • Canada is the shitttt

  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6 nooooooo i was saying that canada is good not badd

  • Bigger landmass does not equal more power.. and theres also a position called "cowgirl"... But anyway, I'm sick of all this hate between the countries...

    "Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars"- Dale Carnegie

  • @Wolficide i agree i hate the hate between countries to

    million of years ago all land was connected as one island known as pangea

    so in a way all countries are one.

  • And last: (TRUE STORY—happened to me in October) When you go to a restaurant in the states and get excited they have poutine on the menu, and purposely order it so they know you're Canadian, only to say, "I'm sorry, i ordered poutine, not gravy and fries," when they come back with fries, gravy, and SHREDDED cheese instead of cheese curdles.

  • @kiimiliuu or when you go to the states and order iced tea and they bring you cold tea. hahaha lol

  • you get excited when you hear characters on an American show mention Canada, but annoyed when you realize that the character is sarcastically asking someone if he/she is planning to run away to Canada.

    you find -40 degrees Celsius a little chilly. Time to pull on the windbreakers.

    You actually get these jokes.

    You believe that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.

  • you are moved to tears by those Bell Canada phone commercials they show around Remembrance Day, where the grandson calls his granddad from Dieppe. You understand the manipulative nature of the advertisement, but continue to be moved, nonetheless.

    you get excited when you hear characters on an American show mention Canada, but annoyed when you realize that the character is sarcastically asking someone if he/she is planning to run away to Canada.

  • you’ve had your tongue frozen to something.

    you know the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

    you keep Canadian Tire money in your drawer.

    you have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

    you use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the typos of someone who just doesn’t know better—honoUr, coloUr, favoUrite, laboUr, etc.

  • you know that a Mickey and a 2-4 means “party at my place!”

    you don’t care about the fuss with Cuba. To you, it’s a cheap place to go for your vacations that doesn’t have any Americans.

    you know what a toque is.

    for Halloween, you make sure your costume can fit over your snow pants.

    you know that “Eh?” is a lot more pleasant-sounding than “Huh?”

  • you’re lost in the wilderness of the great white north but that’s okay—luckily, you have enough rocks around to build an inuksuk.

    you're pretty sure you can see Alex Trebek smirking when Jeopardy contestants get the "Canada questions" wrong. Even if you weren't sure of the answer yourself, you consider yourself a hundred times smarter than the idiots who always guess, "What is... uh, Toronto?"

    you eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. You drink pop, not soda.

  • you apologize when someone accidentally steps on your foot.

    you apologize, then apologize for making someone apologize, when you accidentally step on someone's foot.

    you realize you haven’t had Tim Horton’s in a while, so you swing your car three lanes over and make a massive U-turn to go fulfill your duty to your country.

    you pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail."

  • you steal stationery from your Government of Canada co-operative education placement because you figure you can find lots of uses for paper with "Human Resources Development Canada/Développement des Ressources Humaines Canada" written at the top.

    you know the difference between real snow and LA snow—the white stuff that passes for snow on TV and in films. You scream, "OMFG! That should be sticking to their pants!" and "Lookit, it's not melting! That's so not snow!"

  • you know the French words for "free," "prize," and "no sugar added," thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

    if you're of age (19 in Canada!), you carry empty beer cans from your camping trips home with you in your backpack so you can recycle them when you reach civilization.

  • You know you're from Canada when:

    you can recite the entire Molson Canadian’s Rant

    you can sing “O Canada” in French and actually know what it means. (Not that you necessarily speak French, it’s just that most versions switch back and forth in languages in the verses.)

    you can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

    you know what a “premier” is.

    you think that -10 degrees Celsius is mild weather. (That's 14 degrees Farenheit, people.)

    

  • if north america were prison, america would be our bitch...were bigger and were on top

  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6

    Hahah.. shut up and eat your McDonalds..BTW you spelled lingerie wrong, no wonder your from America..

  • @ericbrianthorvaldson

    Does that make us gay?

  • @ericbrianthorvaldson yes, but you're grammar is not very good, thus making your argument invalid :P

  • @ericbrianthorvaldson

    one thing i noticed about living in canada, they do know the difference between being a top or a bottom, unfortunately that's a gay thing

  • @ericbrianthorvaldson Then why do over 90% of Canadians live within 100mi of the border?

  • @ukpolemic because an hour north of 90 percent of our population is the worlds largest canadian backyard<3 I Am Canadian.

  • @rousis14 and it just happens to be covered in ice.

    Britain still owns Canada :P

  • @rousis14 worlds largest backyard hockey game ;)

  • @ukpolemic because it is fricking cold the further north you go ..duh

  • hahahaha I speak english and French

    most of Canadians don't know French language and they also don't know that there is French people (not from France) with their own culture in this country hahahaha it's funny

  • After seeing all the South Park episodes and the movie, it would be hard to have a good opinion of Canada. Luckily, I'm not the type to judge by that or even this commercial. Actually, I don't hate any culture, well, except for the beggar gypsies, the stupid romanians and the even more idiotic hungarians around here. Oh, and I'm hungarian.

    BTW thanks for this awesome commercial, it inspired a hungarian beer commercial in which the guy is less furious and more proud, I like that better. Peace all

  • Canada is Number 1

  • i know joe