BMW E60 M5 SMG--Chicago Cars Direct HD

[XXXCompAssesXXX]

Your having an orgasm after dark in this M5

[IgnorantBK]

11:39 "holy shieet!"

[armanarmadillo]

At 12:10 you got some wheelspin!

[jdabgohan]

v 10? win

[bmxmz]

bmws done it... i really dont think theyve truly made a bad looking car, yet alone a bad car in general..

[falconirani]

Can somebody Give Me The Music Name that starts from the begining of the video ?????????

?????????????

[BeemerKid760]

Wats the gas mileage 4 this??

[cocozaococozao123]

I rather watch this Chicago Cars Direct videos than a review by some tv car show.

[lespaul9836]

we need stig

[marcus67062]

nice car!

[ImportTuner2010]

OMFG IM IN LOVE WITH THIS CAR!

[amcheung10]

lol "HOLY SH*T!"

[casper123]

Lovely car.

[The0rangePanda]

My mom just died today

[Noway778]

@The0rangePanda and your watching videos in YouTube.?

[bjaminstuart]

"Holy Shiet" 12:11 Watch how the m5 snaps Chris's neck and jolt him, he's momentarily dazed as he over revs 2nd gear. He knew it was coming he smirks right before it happens.

[macktenful]

i woundnt drive nothin at night in chicago

[mitchellongwei]

They'd better review the 2011 BMW M5 F10!

[MrDodobmw]

@mitchellongwei they didn't review anything since a long time

[mitchellongwei]

@MrDodobmw That's sad..

[MrDodobmw]

@mitchellongwei tell me about it...:(

[guitarlover4893]

@MrDodobmw he has a new channel called Automotive Media Group

[MrDodobmw]

@guitarlover4893 I found it a couple of weeks ago, but thanks anyway !

[JamaicanBrotha68]

i have a question... should i get a 2010 bmw m5 smg or a 2011 bmw 3 series sedan???

[gotmtbeats]

@JamaicanBrotha68 You should buy 2010 M3 DCT Sedan. But anyway its up to you dude.

[flyarmin24z]

Sick review !

[unclepic1]

Chris I must say your a fucking awesome reviewer! 

[wicha08]

cool review !

[adidasboi33]

Did he say, "That's what she said" at 5:15?

[racistathiest666]

Chris you're an awesome dude...be blessed, best wishes. Oh, and my future wife does the same!! Ha ha.

[bulletsweeper93]

SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!

[deiz92]

@lovevenetianprincess

Take a good look at the sat nav map ;-)

They are all the same for each car he shows. Good luck, and get me the E65 AMG

[mYOzZyKaT]

that color looks like two day old afterbirth...

[BuffStafford]

do rs6 mtm

[pontiaclives]

Sweet color !!

[3ashmeik]

Chris my friend...you can make a Ford Pinto look good

[chris000089]

how fast were you actually going, like 120?

[woteverz123]

quite possibly the ugliest car ever made

[choypia]

@woteverz123 and one of many cars that you simply cannot afford because you are too poor

[racistathiest666]

@choypia That's not nice, man. Is it a crime to be poor? I was successful but the pirahnas ate my wealth. Now I can't even find a job. But I have the mind & will be wealthy again. Thank your higher power, if you believe in one, that you are blessed with not having the goonish bankers at your door. It's not about mismanaging money either, it's about having a word & my investing partners were shady. So be blessed & spread joy not hate. Thank you good luck, best wishes.

[JordanPemberton]

5:15

Did you say "If I press the knob down, that's what she said, for the M-Drive settings"?

Haha!

[dubkidz]

how the gas mileage??

[Boeing4801]

hahahaha "If I push the knob down"

-Thats what she said..

[FUCK202]

@TheAMGKid breast!!!!

[socal1000]

M5's are so amazing cant wait to see the new twin-turbo V8

100lb more TQ, 50 more HP

[megasson2]

Is there any chance i can spend a day with you at your job and do a job shadowing?

[jjjustin182]

@yuyusuck i understand that, but why put up with the maintenence that goes along with a v-10 and pay $30k more when it's little v-8 brother is more nimble and, overall, faster?

[stefanWWF]

507 horsepower

[StuRaz]

I work at BMW and this is probably the best M5 I've ever seen. I don't want to sound like a heckler but you should have mentioned the adaptive side bolsters on the seats, if this car has them, of course.

[AceBulletProductionz]

what year is this one?

[AceBulletProductionz]

@AceBulletProductionz nvm i guess i didnt pay attention in the begining ha! 06'!!!

[jjjustin182]

I really don't get the point of buyng a $80,000 M5 when you can spend $30,000 less on an M3 which is just as fast. (Unless that extra room means that much to you haha)

[yuyusuck]

@jjjustin182 no m5 and m3 are totally different m3 is sexy for a person thats single m5 is a m3 with more horsepower and a v10 for a family

[ippon3245]

And you see to enjoy so much explaining that car, thats what give more than 5 stars to the BM. Awesome

[e40cally]

LOL HOLY SHIT!

[mrsasa999]

best car of the world; BMW M5 G-Power Hurricane RS

814hp!!!!!

[mackenziepricee]

Lol, love when you're driving around the corner.

[MrBilaal786]

Chris, I hired this car and it just completly blew my mind! you just cannot believe that you're in a 4 door sedan!

What do you drive Chris?

[yomamaatevagina789]

i would like to fuck chris

[MurdaINCBaller]

give this car some revs and there goes half your gas tank. :P

[xNIAC1Nx]

The way you sound completely professional and then say "let 'em know!" and "that's what she said" and progress once again completely professional is awesome.

Keep it up.

[centurionbilal]

cool mann!!!!!!!!

[bjaminstuart]

. . ."the car never loses composure; HOLY SHIT!. . ."

[MCJustinG]

dang........... thats all i have to say. very good review

[Corveette]

That red leather in there is pure sex on wheels. What year is that by the way?

[bellini1992]

11:38.... real professional.... nice "review" by the way---

[besttyler]

why would someone want to sell that?

[MrCianbrennan]

Is that his garage?

I recently purchased a 2009 RANGE ROVER SUPERCHARGED and it is as he described it........FANTASTIC!

[sub7viet]

hey chris can u tell me if the bmw m5 is louder when the M button is pressed or can u still hear that distinct exhaust engine sound without the M pressed

[Yozer245]

is the navigation system touch-screen?

[CoreyLego1]

@Yozer245 Nope u hav 2 use the idrive control knob

[Yozer245]

Did he say "that's what she said" at 5:16? ahahahaha

[inktoxicated]

DAMN this shit is fuckn loaded my 06 530 has like no buttons on the dash super basic edition haha.

[kill7er]

i'm getting one of these tomorrow and i absolutly cannot wait

[isthisforreal04]

Chris is the fucking man, bet you he gets mad pussy when he's not working.. and selling plenty of cars when he is

[chicagocarsdirect]

@isthisforreal04

You said it! But actually, when the women come, I have to beat them off (that's what she said). My wife's not too keen on the female fan club....

Chris

[krocialblack]

@chicagocarsdirect

lol XD that sounds good.

[beemerfan1234]

@chicagocarsdirect m5 is the best 4 door sedan in the world, other than the s65amg, which is way more expensive

[amcheung10]

@chicagocarsdirect hey chris..... why is it that u make 2 videos of the same car? u made 2 E60 m5 videos but they are different colors, and you also made 2 E39 m5 videos..... whast the point? im n ot mad or anything if i sound like it i mean, i love ur videos but i just get why u made 2 of the same thing... is it because ur selling them?

[WinterFire13]

@chicagocarsdirect Do you floor all the cars your trying sell to oblivion. From a buyers standpoint why would I wanna buy a car you beat on

[blackberryboldjeff]

@isthisforreal04 You could light your face on fire, beat the flames out with a shovel and roll plastic wrap around your face and you would still have to fight women off you driving around in this beautiful machine

[PoJaRaM]

Engine from F1 =0)

[johnmerritt]

That gear selector seems really complicated. But that's just me

[Seanbbn]

Hey Chris I just wanted to congratulate you on you success so far with this business, you're a hard worker and a true car enthusiast and I respect that. I love the cars you sell and I wish I could own or drive one. I guess I did grow up wanting to be a used car salesman. How do you do it??

[Karanjy]

OMG I'd do anything to have this car. This is and will always be my favorite car. I like where he says 'buy one and find out the option coz i know i will.' This is the Ultimate Driving Sedan. BMW ///M5 e60

[MrMalthus80]

That really is one of the greatest cars ever made. Breathtaking

[panzleonard]

hahaha "closed race course"

[MrKILLERSHRIMP]

///M Power FTW!

[Seanbbn]

lol thats what she said that was great

[kujon69]

these shifts are fucking INSANE!!!!

[revenekorb]

You did a very good job selling this car !!!

[iXetsuei]

Wow, I LOVE the sound of that door chime. (I'm a man of simple pleasures :P)

[blackberryboldjeff]

My buddy leased an M5 and I swear it could take you 45 minutes just to dick around and set so many things before you put the car in drive to go out

[pimp4lyf134]

at 5:14 i swear he says "thats what she said"

sick carr!

[Howitzer909]

Lol, it's a famous Chris Moran phrase.

Anything to do with wooden trim on a vehicle is turned into a sneaky little dirty joke by Chris.

His reviews are excellent, it must be said.

[pimp4lyf134]

haha; just making sure i wasnt crazy, thanks:)

and yes, his reviews are excellent.

[lkloudin]

Hey, Chris Gaines... get a F'n hair cut you doughnut.

[Tripp426]

Overall I thoroughly enjoyed this video. Your "That's what she said" jokes are random but always good for a laugh. And no censoring the profanity out in this video was a nice touch. What an excellent automotive work of art and the night drive was a great idea.

[tomriley123]

Most people don't know this but this car can keep up to a Ferrari F430 on a track. it's not fast of the line but once your about 10 seconds in it's fly's past. like how the CTS-V had the test it was in front in the start but then 10-12 seconds later the M just flew right by it! So i think this car is actually a luxury exotic car . but when you like at it it looks like your regular5 seater saloon with some sportyness.

[mickey20009]

Is satellite radio also available in benz lexus and porsche? Just curious

[tomriley123]

Yes. In most every luxury car now it is availible sometiimes on know on Benz and Porsche there standard on most cars. but not sure about the Lexus, but you can still get it for Lexus though.

[larryadam2]

@tomriley123 Dude 10-12 seconds later dont matter at the drag strip lmao

[Jaybrn]

I saw that video too, the M5 does have insane top end power!

[JDMHustler]

The power produced by this car is just breathtaking.

[thegodfatherdany]

well there in america the cars are cheap.. the 325i e46 2003 is 11,000 $ there and here in lebanon is 20,000$ and with this lebanon is one the most countries that bring expensive vechicles and luxury too..

[TheFerruccio]

The M5 engine doesn't really sound that distinct or special at idle. It's at the higher RPMs that it becomes unique.

[iggyGOGO1]

let em know!

[Luis27F]

I live in mexico city, and like 2 months ago, i saw one in dark silver, it is an awesome car, with its 19'' rims and those giant callipers, the 4 exhausts, awesome car, and here it's a very hard find, incredible...

[franner2002]

I used to work as a lot attendant at a nearby BMW/Audi/Porche car store, and OMG they are amazing cars... Thats where I learned to drive a clutch, and the first day working there I felt like I was in a space craft. They are truly amazing

[jeffsuggs]

I love the m5 she really is a powerful machine.I can honestly say,the bmw has some of the best paint in the business.I have over 20 years in the paint overspray business,and have cleaned thousands of vehicles.I prove this on my youtube site, iam removing epoxy paint overspray from a BMW M5 in HD

[dudeisnotcoolio]

Very nice review, although EDC is the Electronic Damping Control which actually stiffens up the suspension.

[lakers0829]

chris youre the man do you go to vegas and bet it all when you make big sales. Live big or die big, know what mean life is like vegas you have to make that money while the iron is hot im so sad i got a sparkling graphite 335i coupe i drink every day

[lakers0829]

i have to get to vegas and hit it big if i want one of these cars.. damn, man,,,everything is about money nowadays--------------

[CesCooking]

..nearly every option. I believe the "luxury package" included cooled seats, which this car lacks.

[ballinonabudget]

"if i press the knob down thats what she said" lol

[bbnnmmvv11]

YOU should make a review of the new 2008 or 2010 C class

[gratler]

thx for the in depth review of all the various sports & comfort settings this fine car has. I hear so many reviewers cry that the M5 is to complicated, but seeing you adjust the settings it seems very logical and easy/intiutive to me. Also finaly you mention the very neat head-up display! Really love how it displays revs & gear in the M5. Wish i had that in my 545i.

[Tunerboy8732]

beautiful car and awesome sound plus a unique color.

[lexus232323]

one of these, you are gonna get pulled over for speeding!!... hahah

knock on wood

[itellofu]

finally a good and understandable review of the bmw m5 luv the review. your reviews rock

[faust540]

if you had your own car tv-show I would watch it!

[1bentley4ever]

How about Chris from Chicago Cars Direct as a presenter for Top Gear USA, and Dangerous Dave as a high speed cameraman?

[Howitzer909]

Could you do a piece on the BMW M6 soon please, Chris?

[brjha]

i also though it was a gallardo 4 door sedan the sound exactly the same

[jamestaggreen]

as soon as im 16 i wanna go 2 chicago cars direct and buy a car b cuz i c there reviews are so greeattt

[1englandnigga]

lol its funny how he just randomly says "that's what she said" lmao

[Stereophile11]

holy shit... lol

[1bentley4ever]

Well it is Chicago Cars Direct After Dark

[CaptainAvril]

I always think it hilarious that, for example, the M5 has a higher top speed than a Ferrari 430. It's just an amazing car. I want it. Except in black.

[AlexGavrailov]

Love this car ...

[Terell187]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god that beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZorbinEUR]

DUDE who cares of the stone chips n scratches,why do u point them out hahaha

nice videos still man

that car is awesome

[veedubbcubb]

You should show how launch control works in the cars that have it!! That would be cool to see!! Thanks

[chicagocarsdirect]

Sadly, the US market cars don't have LC... :-(

[mrjost55]

I wouldn't buy from you after seeing a video like that, but you don't have to worry about that cuz I can't afford it :P

[sakal88]

? what was wrong with the video ?

[mrjost55]

it's just they really beat on the car...if I was looking to buy a car I would want it to be pampered.

[sakal88]

heh, what do you think are rich people doing with such cars ? Also rich folks cant drive(so maybe it had an accident)

[chicagocarsdirect]

Here, I can appreciate what you're saying, but when people test drive the cars that they are buying, I always say "Drive it as if you own it".

If I was shy or deceptive about not demonstrating a car's capabilities that the engineers designed the car to achieve, I would be skeptical of the quality of that car.

Beating on the car would be doing 50 ft burnouts and drifting it through the neighborhood at night...I'm merely demonstrating what this car was created to do...hope that helps.

Chris

[al1500321]

Did you say "that's what she said" joke at 5:15?

[e30m3izzle]

LOL

[mrjost55]

hahaha that was fucking weird

[has307]

dude that car is #1 . it's my dream car :)

hoop to see more night riv

[GreenJoe5]

Awesome car. Very informitive. Sweet tires. Great sund. This is probably the 1 video that I have watched that has kept me entertained and watching for 15 minutes.

[uberenthusiasts]

"LET EM KNOW" LMAO

[sonicbaz1]

best car show on the internet!

[chicagocarsdirect]

Thanks! I think that's the first time it's been called a "show"! That kinda got me thinking...

[2ManuBoy2]

chris if you had to choose one of these which would it be: mercedes cls 63 amg or the bmw m5

[chicagocarsdirect]

Love the CLS, but for all out performance, you can't beat the M5...it defies physics.

[Thebmwisthebest]

i agree with u Chris BMW ALWAYS BEST!!

[2ManuBoy2]

great review loving the night premeir hope to see more reviews at night

[THEuncleshank]

yeah great review, too bad i cant fit in most BMWs :( im too tall

[VivaLaBamEpisodes]

How tall

[THEuncleshank]

6'6", but i have extremely long legs.

[Thebmwisthebest]

height :P?

[THEuncleshank]

yes

[thekidinhisroom]

Amazing!

[lamdo23]

can u just drive the car with out manuel mode

[chicagocarsdirect]

Yes, there is a complete auto mode.

[XxViciousxX]

best 4 door ever i want one now if only i were rich XD.

[AbdulRa7eeM]

Whats DSC in 5:55 ?

[jex9]

Dynamic Stability Control.?

BTW the camera work is getting much better!Great review!

[sirtristan01]

traction control, like an ESP (Electronic Stability Programme) but BMW-speak

[lamdo23]

dsc is

distabce stiblity control

[dwaynepeterzen]

That gas guzzler tax on the window sticker is more than the car I paid for a few years ago! Excellent review as always.

[dmitrynaku]

BMW IS BEST!!!

[dmitrynaku]

would you take cash????

[chicagocarsdirect]

Cash? Cash is king!

[brssmnky88]

lol i love this car,

and i love the "that's what she said" comments slipped in haha

[goodthomas]

good video...always love the M5

[superscotty65]

11:37 bahahah

[Thebmwisthebest]

Ah man I want this car :)

[letmeholdsum]

LMAO@HOOOOOOLY SHIT

[imking7]

chris moran hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahha­hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha­hhaahghah

[cali487]

probably the best car salesman in america!

[chicagocarsdirect]

No one ever grows up and says they want to be a used-car salesman, but it's worked out pretty good so far! :-)