don't Read THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOURLIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW,YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.IT ACTUALLY WORKs
And 4:40
DarkMaster297 14 hours ago
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DarkMaster297 14 hours ago
What's the song at 4:20?
DarkMaster297 14 hours ago
A porno without the sex.. So just bad acting left? Like Twilight?
Keymikkel 3 days ago
@Keymikkel nope, kiss x sis
thedeviantguy 2 days ago
I know flyingPgoenix14 he's my friends gramps lololololololol.
SeasickSkate896 3 days ago
Please don't put Rubyfair in anymore of your movies she's not even funny.
MinibusYT 4 days ago 3
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wedran123 4 days ago
Hey kid I got a zombrex for you and the cat who alost killed me....SNOWFLAKE!
lala201117 4 days ago
is the chef dude a zombie?
therealGLaDOS 5 days ago
@therealGLaDOS nope
thedeviantguy 2 days ago
Well, yet another game i need because of criken
SteveDude42 5 days ago
i love to know if that mgs song is on youtube
beermonsterXP 6 days ago
lightsaber 2X VS 1X frying pan: frying pan wins
TheBoomerPride 6 days ago
6:51 metal gear!!!!!!!! :)
drako01grathan 6 days ago
3:04 this deserves to be in a sitcom or a comedy movie
LOL
MrVuEric 6 days ago
OMG chad what are you doing shooting your wife!
westempire0 1 week ago
Dead Rising Episode II: Revenge of the chef
FrizaAngelo 1 week ago
Can someone finally tell me where can i find that awesome acoustic version of Metal Gear sold theme at 06:50
MASTER1LINK 1 week ago
@MASTER1LINK It's called old metal gear
tinybop22 4 days ago
@tinybop22 can you get me a link to where i can listen to it, oh great all knowing one?
MASTER1LINK 4 days ago
6:50 What song is this?
rocker26a 1 week ago
@rocker26a Nevermind, I found it. Its Old Metal Gear from Metal Gear Solid 3.
rocker26a 1 week ago
@rocker26a Metal gear solid theme
MASTER1LINK 1 week ago
Happy 1 year of TED :D
Strixlord 1 week ago in playlist Más vídeos de Criken2
man: RELEASE THE CRIKEN!
*Criken appears*
Criken: haello ^-^
striker10b 1 week ago
MGS theme ftw
nicky143782 1 week ago
Part 2? 8D
AnimeGirl462 1 week ago
Lol, dr2 is just as bad as tf2 with hats.
hunterpossum 1 week ago
The end of the dinosaurs is discovered!!! They were are killed by Chef Antoine
Viney4239Productions 2 weeks ago
@FindingmyF33T same here bro.
specialsoldier101 2 weeks ago
dammit, Criken! I should be writing a paper due tomorrow morning, this shit is too hilarious xD
FindingMyF33t 2 weeks ago
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INTERIOR CROCIDILE ALLIGATOR i drive a chevorlet movie theater :3
soulbringer4thedude 2 weeks ago
2:30 plants vs zombies reference
fatjack2b 2 weeks ago 12
I wish the girl didnt talk in this video
Genstrider 3 weeks ago
0.00
littleleila3 3 weeks ago
whats the song at 4:50 called?
littleleila3 3 weeks ago
@littleleila3 I wonder ...
BenjaminKuruga 3 weeks ago
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
MrHaloGuy1000 3 weeks ago
6:51-7:45 Metal Gear Solid Theme.
ofenderz 4 weeks ago
chuck greene NOPE! CHUCK TESTA!
Walternator50 1 month ago 13
Where do you get the skulls? they were using to attack?
Undead520 1 month ago
@Undead520 and the moose heads.
Undead520 1 month ago
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Fortess94u 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Criken2
Made my girlfriend and I laugh so hard we puked/cried
TheDiabolicalQ 1 month ago
Did anyone else do this with the lego head in the first Dead Rising? The cut scenes made me die of laughter.
Pennyk44 1 month ago
What is the song when they are running around with skulls on their heads?
SeriousSamx 1 month ago
@SeriousSamx its metal gear solid theme but i dont know what version is this
91000stelios 1 month ago
@91000stelios I think it is the main theme from metal gear solid 2. Search for that and you will find it
rephl3x 1 month ago
@rephl3x i mean at 6:54
SeriousSamx 1 month ago
Is it sad that I thought Rubyfair was a girl? :|
EnragedKoopa 1 month ago
Thedore... but everyone call me Ted :D
CelinaIam 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Criken2
dinochuk says babyfoodbabyfoodbabyfood
libertyprime320 1 month ago
dinosaurs are too old to stand up by themselves
letsplayer64 1 month ago
Pasta el MUTHA FOKKER
XxTrIcKsHoTeRxX 1 month ago
cool guys dont look at top coments
hihowru32 1 month ago
@hihowru32 Cool guys don't give a fuck what other people think.
twilightdivamidna 1 month ago
And then they opened the door, dropped on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
DutchWolfey 1 month ago
I haven't laughed as hard as I did in the last minute for a long time
1minutetomidnight1 1 month ago
The country version of the MGS2 theme...is ok.
SharKwORDT95 1 month ago
I lose it completely at 4:50
TheTrollgateOperator 1 month ago
@TheTrollgateOperator do you mean laughing or couldnt watch anymore?
gamer66060 1 month ago
@gamer66060 Neither, laughing implies that you're able to breathe. :p
TheTrollgateOperator 1 month ago
the country song sounds likeb the elder scrolls theme
soverensix 1 month ago
The crocodile song is interior crocodile alligator everyone
G3CK0117 1 month ago
Holy Shit 9:00 I'am dead
MrLitchie75 1 month ago
I loved the star wars part and tiger part he threw magazine.Go get it XD
Tehkeww 1 month ago
6:50 OH MY GOD. METAL GEAR SOLID.
RuStAk1 1 month ago
the resturant "green lobster" is better than red lobster. ( also created by chuck green when he found a green lobster.
Onceoponaburrito 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Im NUMBER 1!
yeah, your on fire...
YEEEEAH!
B0RNxC0NFUSED 1 month ago
That moose cracked me up xD
hufflepuffxlovex 1 month ago
Whats the Alligator Song called?
littleleila3 1 month ago
the sexual tyrannosaur returns
MrSharo21 1 month ago
criken:give me liberty or give me death!chef:(shrug) BITE BITE CLAW CLAW BITE!
SuperMacoroniman 1 month ago
whats the alligator song called?
biggreys 1 month ago
my name is kristin
1. im a stripper during a zombie apocolypse
2. criken killed me...
crackupnow0 1 month ago
this video made my day!
MrALEXR22 1 month ago
ohmigoditsademon
zembuktoo 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Criken2
star wars lol
MM01nc0rp3rat3d 1 month ago
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Criken ideas: Dead Rising 2:OTR Dawn of the aliens. And Dead Rising 2:OTR Frank twins
TheCrazyBrittish 1 month ago
Criken ideas: Dead Rising 2:OTR Dawn of the aliens. And Dead Rising 2:OTR Frank twins
TheCrazyBrittish 1 month ago
9:04- 9:27 i died of laughter
transformerdude4251 1 month ago
OMG awesome and hilarious vid guys !!
TheTyrant01 1 month ago
someone please tell me the song at 4:48!!!!!!!!!!
brycieBat123 1 month ago
@brycieBat123 interior crocadile aligator
residentevilmaster45 1 month ago
2 thing i hate
1 when you take a dump and it splashes your but
2 when top comments and replys cause i cant ever find the comment there talking about
ShigalaFTW 1 month ago
6:16 is fucking amazing XD
07marlowj 1 month ago
wat was that one song that said intearer crocidile i drive a moive theater or some shit like that message me plz
megood134 1 month ago
0:01 ~ Never trust a dinosaur.
accfexpert8888 1 month ago
The moose part was HILARIOUS!!!!!
😝
CheesePuffMadness 1 month ago
The moose part makes me laugh uncontrollably hahahahah!
Squirellization 2 months ago
This made me laugh :D thumbs up. Thanks guys you made my day :)
adam051838 2 months ago
Note to self:
If theres a Zombie apocolypse, HAVE CRIKEN BY MY SIDE XD
cfg1948 2 months ago 104
@cfg1948 trust me you dont wana have he in your side on a zombie apocalypse
Melamamoduro 1 month ago
6:03 LMFAO
SonnytheArcticFox 2 months ago
Duel of the fates lol.
legefy 2 months ago
Thanks for uploading on my b-day criken
MrAddictGamerz 2 months ago
4:45 awsome
saintsfan1234444 2 months ago
here's a tip never watch a Crickin video while eating or drinking you will spit it out 100 times
3271westy 2 months ago
8:18 just killed me of laughter.
Strixlord 2 months ago
SPOILERS: Watch the Lollipop Chainsaw trailer to see what Katey does after this outbreak...
EpicBob123 2 months ago 18
3:52-3:53, Star Wars song! LOL LOL LOL
joshykill22 3 weeks ago
2:28 Plants Vs. Zombies!
SlebensKasera 2 months ago
4:43 What song?
thedex050 2 months ago
@thedex050 interior crocodile alligator
wiimii123456 2 months ago
@wiimii123456 Thx :D
thedex050 2 months ago
@thedex050 yw :D
wiimii123456 2 months ago
4:42
I Lol'd
thedex050 2 months ago
(<.<) NEVER MESS WITH CRIKEN MOFOKER!!!!!
mattgotyas 2 months ago
im very depressed today.......
(watches this video)
AGAIN!
RedDeadRedemption93 2 months ago
yes . . capcom . . . . . this game is a bit like monster hunter xDD
beladder 2 months ago
Party!!
cbtournament 2 months ago
Alternate Title: Criken and Pals run around killing people wearing ridiculous headgear
TheUltimateEbil 2 months ago
Note to self:
If theres a Zombie apocolypse, ALWAYS have criken with me. :D
OwnMist73 2 months ago
Sup' , hahahahahah
G36n 2 months ago
4:42 - 5:18
omg
CDRJoc 2 months ago
Epic criken laugh
Crystalstar12694 2 months ago
@YqIMulti
It's called Old Metal Gear by Starry K.
The85Comedian 2 months ago 40
1:00 *puts on sunglasses*
Yeah, you're on fire.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
SaedenJahranja 2 months ago
What's the song at 6:45
YqIMulti 2 months ago
@YqIMulti interior crocadile aligator
gramps24100 2 months ago
@YqIMulti oh sorry wrong song
gramps24100 2 months ago
whats the rap song?
Takablike 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Criken2
All I have to say is ...did you "moose' me?
DasPapierTigerin 2 months ago
1:18 THERES A PILONE BESIDE THAT GUARD!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST ITS NOT THERE THEN IT WAS
cjsulit324 2 months ago
0:55 IM NUMBER 2
cjsulit324 2 months ago
i have one thing to say about criken:epic
penguinorgy69 2 months ago
Notre to self: If a zombie apocalypse begins, find Criken.
TheSymbioZ 2 months ago
What's the song called at 4:49?
ElmoCanFly94 2 months ago
@ElmoCanFly94 interior crocodile aligater
gramps24100 2 months ago
star wars vs iron chef
FoxBlue2000 2 months ago
6:00 DINOSAURS not BIRDS!
imafirindalazor 2 months ago
8:20
suspicious smile...
hank297 2 months ago
THAT WAS LIKE A PORNO WITHOUT THE SEX
TheAirsoftsolder 2 months ago
who gives a child a tiger
SuperRBW 2 months ago
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What game should i buy for christmas(PC)?
Dead Rising 2
Dead Island
GTA IV
ArtyomTehRussian 2 months ago
is rubyfair girl on duty?
Dionysus108 2 months ago
@Dionysus108 *facepalm*
teepeelovesyou 2 months ago
7::20 ih i know i hear mgs music remix. What song is it?
Lonnie23345 2 months ago
6:12 Rubyfair uses Fire Extinguisher!
-It's not very effective-
6:18 Dino-Knight uses Hammer Throw!
-It's super effective!-
AnimeSeigneurMatt 2 months ago
Whar the name of the mgs theme at 6:47?
Snakemonkey2010 2 months ago
Note to self:
If theres a Zombie apocolypse, ALWAYS have Cricken with me >.<
MrSharo21 2 months ago
CATTLE GEAR SOLID
TheTrollThatMakesYou 2 months ago
:D i love the wild west mgs song :D
xXAlexYuen9888Xx 2 months ago
this game is too funny for a serious story
Petrico94 3 months ago
When you're high, the amazing graphics makes it look like a "the asylum" movie
NielsGade 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
YEAH.. YOURE ON FIRE !
Wolf0111 3 months ago
Metal Gear theme song @ 6:50
=]
JPWasHur 3 months ago
6:50
Metal Gear!?
MrRobbieDCjr 3 months ago
Why couldn't the demon bull head give you 666 points instead of 333?
Guitarheromaster13 3 months ago
Note to self:
If theres a Zombie apocolypse, never EVER have Cricken with me >.<
Pyrothingy 3 months ago 83
@Pyrothingy Note to self: If there is a zombie apocolypse, always have criken with me
Fallout3boy2077 2 months ago
@Fallout3boy2077 If you wanna survive? Not at all.
For comic relief? Hell yeah!
Pyrothingy 2 months ago
@Pyrothingy no ALWAYS have criken with you, he will keep your spirits up! :D
TheAirsoftsolder 2 months ago
@Pyrothingy U MAD BRO :D
alex9292007 2 months ago
@alex9292007 *Looks at profile picture* FUUUUUUUUU-
Pyrothingy 2 months ago
@Pyrothingy You mean you DON'T want to dress as a cowboy, wear flameing bullshorns and mow down zombies with him?
5282890 2 months ago
@5282890 hmmm.. you are onto something...
Pyrothingy 2 months ago
@Pyrothingy take ultraking with you
ultraking312 2 months ago
@ultraking312 I know not of any ultra king D:
Pyrothingy 2 months ago
@Pyrothingy the ultraking is the god of chaos the aztec god of chaos known Sarasnar
ultraking312 2 months ago
@Pyrothingy noted
TheChoko777 1 month ago
9:23 want some coffee?
jbarra991 3 months ago
6:50 Metal Gear Cowboy ftw! =D
InfernoScythe 3 months ago
Omg, im crying from laughing so hard at ur noises xDDD
YungLoczz 3 months ago
I got the game today!! YEAH~ I cant wait to play this thing
Rabbitgirl57 3 months ago
The music at 6:50 sounds like a guitar version of a song from MGS....I think.
HerrUberSniper 3 months ago
This made me buy dead rising 2.
AnAlbinoGoldfish 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Criken2
2:04 the bulls are mad at chef antione because he cooked their relatives. xD
EviLMySteRio17 3 months ago
How do you call a dinosaur with a lightsaber?
A Jedinosaur.........
Dirioctovarius 3 months ago
8:41-9:01
Mating call :D
1534015 3 months ago
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don't Read THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOURLIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW,YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Foolishcodplayer 3 months ago
bootz
sba20041 3 months ago
1:07 Mating call.
1534015 3 months ago
1:01 'last time i checked your bike said number 9 -.-'
darkemerl3603 3 months ago
THAT WAS LIKE THE PORNO WITHOUT S*X :D
MegaBlackops0 3 months ago