Scout plays Paperboy 2

[TheSisisspore]

When does Scout say 3:05? What does he have to do to play that sound?

[93DarkVampire]

@TheSisisspore When he hits someone with the sandman's ball.

[GSpoTF2]

Just perfect.

[nesmario123]

oh no ham dont run

[TheJeffster23]

liked and favorited mostly for the gabe newell part :D

[TheHorrorchicken]

Nooo! Ham, don't run!

[and1in12]

THE CLOWN IS BACK...... OH NO! DEAD!

[and1in12]

YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN! HE WAS RIGHT!

[yakup3311]

This game sucks on ice. XD



[yakup3311]

Why did the scout Hit alyx

[DudeManGuy1223]

Paperboy was so much better...

[edvinaskmito]

niga stole my bike !

[ColonelTwisty]

is this available on the nintendo dreamgus

[herooftime1000]

@ColonelTwisty Eh, what?

[B1KMusic]

I didn't know the song for paperboy 2 was the seinfeld theme :O

[fillewizard]

1:31 CLOWNS!

[Gwiz220]

but if gabe newell jumped in that pool, a wave would form, causing episode 3 to be destroyed.

CURSE YOU PAPER BOY

[otter395]

poor heavy, can't get a B.B.Q. in on scouts watch

[NintenBear64]

Scout sucks as a Paperboy.

[The64thBear]

1:10 Happy Gilmore! :D

[AlCapwn7]

That's exactly what I imagine all of the team's home lives to be like.

[M1ghty0m3ga]

God.. the Scout is such a dick of a paperboy..

[Dante0397]

CLAAAAAAWNSS!???

[AirsoftXbox360PC]

Im Gabe Newell...EAT IT FATTY! Uh no?

[NFSPROSTREET95]

at next palys demoman and scout says: niger stole my bike .. ^^

[ChocolateBear53]

love the gaben part :D

[TheFrostedHeavens]

Wananananana

[VirtualKeronian]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER :D

[HydroMonsoon]

HAM! DON'T RUN!

[WhatTheFnu]

Fun fact: this is actually what the scout did for a living before being hired by Mann Co.

Pray for those neighborhoods...

[tirsod2000]

2:11 and half life 3 is delayed one year more xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheWolfgabe]

Do Scout plays Earthbound Please

[Tiamat583]

The genesis port is way better than the SNES version, it plays like an NES game.

good job on this though.

[herooftime1000]

@Tiamat583 Hehe, well don't mind me. I grew up a Nintendo fan.

[Tiamat583]

@herooftime1000

I understand what youre saying.

Im just saying I preferred the genesis version, though. for my own personal experience... the SNES one is not bad but average.

Good job again on the funny video you made. :-)

[herooftime1000]

@Tiamat583 No problem. Thank you for watching!

[shyguy725]

SCOUT STOLE MY BIKE!!!!

[Jadyn1112]

No top comments? Time to fix that.

Ummm...Outhouse pencil.

[UnseenSpartan]

2:09 Well, at least it wasn't any of the Beatles

[FrenchBulldogWinston]

Ham dont run! LOL

[sodomproplayer12]

seriously they dont have nothing better to put on the dialy than a paper boy was fire? what a boring pleace

[jes9044]

ham dont run! XD

[SuperDubietyStrike]

And so the Scout became a mercenary.

[DarkBonesDaku]

"I'm gabe newell"

"EAT IT FATTY"

[xXTheMamer345Xx]

@DarkBonesDaku "uhhh no"

[GrounderTheRobot]

@DarkBonesDaku

no.

[joefire567]

I loved Heavy's parts.l XD

[GlennMagusHarvey]

This matches Scout's personality far too well.

[legomotion836]

The best part is this yur gonna die clown! Bonk!!!!!!!!! I was all lolz

[deividas56]

Ham,don't run!

[ForeverForum37]

"I am Gabe Newell"

[CrapTurret94]

Happy Gilmore FTW.

[Codyray1992]

@JakeTheSpyStudios As did I, as did I,,,

[SaiGSS]

CLOWNS?! D:<

[IanEduardoMeneses]

I am Gabe Newell

EAT IT FATTY

No.

And Episode 3 is delayed again..

[DeeperBlueX16]

Wait, so he was cooking the pig....while it was still alive?!!

[Radman1889]

I'm with the scout. I hate those fire shooting gargoyles too. :/

[MechaTailsMK2]

2:10 Big ass target...

[mikeb121]

i lol'ed at the clown part "this is how failure tastes"

[Ashkihyena]

XD Oh God, this is awesome!

[alexcassivi]

2:24 head shot lol

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

Where did you get the YOU GONNA DIE CLOWN from?

[herooftime1000]

@I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE I used Sony Sound forge to recorded the sound from the Happy Gilmore clip itself.

[Noogard587]

@I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE billy madison the movie

[and1in12]

@I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE it's from happy gilmore

[shadowmanda]

EAT THIS FATTY

[Luxai]

YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!

[DarKHunTeR4640]

incredibly funny. "ham don't run!!!!" xD amazing work man.

[007StopMotion]

wher did you find the characters sounds in steam. I can't find they. wher I need to search? steam/username... ?

[Atgood5]

Scout=Worst Paper boy EVER.

[2dog14]

@Atgood5 NO, HEAVY IS SANDVICH

[strife93]

HAM! Don't Run!

[balisong51]

*gabe taking a swim*

gabe: im gabe newell

scout: fatty!

gabe: no?

[ePiCDoNuts2]

CLOWN!

[eth102]

Ha ha this made my day.

[TheProPHOENIX177]

Yer Gonna Die, Clown!

*Throws paper*

Bonk!

[SuperBeautifulNoise]

This game is 20 years old.  Wow have games come a long way since then.

[SuperBeautifulNoise]

Damn this was really well paced.  Good work! :)

[UnanimousDelivers]

That was quite enjoable. Where did you get the female voices from?

[herooftime1000]

@UnanimousDelivers Left 4 dead. The voices are Zoey and Rochelle.

[tailsrox77]

I thought the baby in the carriage was the heavy XD

[qawsx56]

YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!

[Thisguyisright]

Scout makes a lousy paperboy, but a great window breaker and all-around hooligan.

[BlackPsychoNonick]

OK THIS IS THE SICKEST CITY I DIT EVER SEE!!

[Jimaera]

This Scout reminds me of the lady who delivers packages in my town...

[TheRealSpellstar]

what system is this for

[herooftime1000]

@TheRealSpellstar SNES

[Homestar98]

@herooftime1000 It's also for NES and Game Boy.

[herooftime1000]

@Homestar98 And the genesis, but really SNES is best port.

[dashwarts]

You hit 20K sometime within the past 24 hours, better change your descrips.

[theskillz69]

1:10 YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN

[nextgentacos123]

*insert quote here and expect to get thumbs up*

[herooftime1000]

@assassinPunch15 You mean "Seinfeld?" Yeah, I guess the music reminds me of Seinfeld.

[LimesOfTimes]

222 likes, 2 dislikes...

[Coolblue3680]

A.K.A. Scout's day job

[vincent834]

This is an accurate detail of how scout spent his childhood.

[Greenstorm33]

I have plan for you...BOLOGNA! AHAHAHAHA!!!

[S0ulOfDarkLight]

2:08 Ahahhaha!

[dizzydiggy98]

I love these TF2 vids!

[88KoKonuts]

Sniper had his revenge XD

[HarlemHyena]

Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes!

[ROBLOXChris]

fresh air...

BOINK!

AHH MUTHA

[nettimato]

NOOOO! HAM, DON'T RUN!

[crystalphoenixalpha1]

Now THIS is funny!

[metalsonic71]

CLICK DIZ!!!!11111111!!!! 4:12

[herooftime1000]

@metalsonic71 Aw. Apparently, I fail. XD 

[metalsonic71]

lolz for the end where scout dies! XD

[thewarriorforce]

WHUNUNUNUNUNUHHHH

[herooftime1000]

@thewarriorforce Missed me!

[thewarriorforce]

@herooftime1000 AW JEEZ! BOINK

[MO77H3W]

press 3 for CLOOOOOOOOOOOWNS?

[HungryHedgehogs]

The Heavy parts were the best!

[MO77H3W]

i came when the heavy said NOOOOOOOOO HAM DONT RIN!

[GarrysModGamer1]

Alright Scout, you made one paper into a mailbox, and cost the city about 5 Thousand Dollars....... YOUR MOTHERF*%@ING FIRED

[herooftime1000]

@GarrysModGamer1 Not just fired, but killed.

[tbone2004]

@GarrysModGamer1 SON... I AM DISAPPOINT - _ - (ragequit)

[buob1234567890]

This is by far the funniest ''class plays classic game'' video Ive ever seen!

I loled at the part where you hit the first clown with a newspaper and the part with the Heavy xD

HAM! DONT RUN!

[herooftime1000]

@buob1234567890 Thank you so much for that compliment.

[M1ghty0m3ga]

Heavy would be BBQing a pig.

[LCPLLucrune]

Heavy's cooking piggy alive. XD

[videogamedude1000]

the gabe newell part gets me everytime

[GrounderTheRobot]

lol gabe newell

[Zakading]

best commentary ever xd

[herooftime1000]

@JakeTheSpyStudios Glad you had fun. :)

[justmymage]

Could you PLEASE make a new run. This is so bloody funny m8.

[herooftime1000]

@justmymage A new run?

[justmymage]

@herooftime1000 Well yea.

Im sorry i did not know that you understand that term but a new vid whit scout voices added. Since this video as example is hilarious.

[herooftime1000]

@justmymage It's gonna be pretty darn hard to top this. The game and the quotes fit so darn well.

I'll play a few roms and see.

[Vogeybear]

i remember this game lmao

[0NavyPheonix0]

1:07

Guard Dog Spotted!

[LizardHeadCompany]

2 people are magots XD

[herooftime1000]

@LizardHeadCompany More like...

Two people had their windows broken.

[Bmaster1001]

@herooftime1000 or 2 people had there ham run away. :D

[Jenoshi12]

You can never hit my tiny little head, i mean LOOK AT IT!!!

[Jenoshi12]

1st try:Death by clown (CLOWNS?!?!)

2nd try:Death by gargoyle (Lulz)

[Patrumpkin]

I could've sworn it was the baby in the carriage going 50 mph that had heavy's voice.

[threedaysgracesux]

2:11 That's a shame. XD

[ArceusBlue]

If you haven't noticed, Scout only made one successful throw in the mailbox...

Anyways, I think you did a fantastic job using Scout's quotes and inserting them at the right moments. This has become my instant favorite.

[herooftime1000]

@ArceusBlue

Thank you.

[odeonken]

I don't really get the Rules of Paper Boy

[herooftime1000]

@odeonken

Simple. You throw newspapers into mailboxes or doorsteps of the subscribers to score points. The REAL joy of this game also comes from the destruction you can cause with said newspapers.

[odeonken]

@herooftime1000 And what does these two point numbers mean?

[herooftime1000]

@odeonken The top points are based on successful deliveries and other activities in non-subscriber areas. The bottom score is a destruction bonus you get when causing havoc on subscriber areas. When you reach the obstacle course, the two scores are combined.

[odeonken]

@herooftime1000 And why did you lost?

[herooftime1000]

@odeonken Because I have failed to deliver to all of my subscribers successfully.

[odeonken]

@herooftime1000 How do you now who is a Subscriber?

[herooftime1000]

@odeonken My my my my... I have to explain everything. ^.^;

When you start the game, a map will appear. (It is not shown on the video) It will list the subs and unsubs on the street. In the gameplay, subs have a mailbox in front of their houses to deliver papers.

[odeonken]

@herooftime1000 OK now I got everything.

Sorry, if I annoy you!

[herooftime1000]

@odeonken Not at all, I have infinite patience when I'm online. :P

[LizardKing716]

YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!

[roster312]

lol SCout.....what are you looking at...*BOOM headshot*

[herooftime1000]

@roster312 Bloody hell, you're awful. XD

[TheDullahan]

The video was well edited and all, but seriously. This must have been a weird fucking game. Random cannons, a ghost and apparently, that guy's roasting that pig ALIVE.

[herooftime1000]

@TheDullahan And those elements alone made it probably one of the funniest SNES games in my childhood.

[flamegamereview]

@herooftime1000 agreed

[hagelbraker]

Amazing how fitting it is :D

[TheSemog5]

Gabe newell's part was the best xD

[ScatmanKirby]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! HAM!

Don't run!

[Rotneybot]

YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!

*Throws newspaper*

BONK!

XD

[PMMillard]

Scout makes bad paperboy, I want my money back!

[lolz649]

Heavy: BOLOGNA AHAHA!!! Scout: Todays your day pancakes Heavy: OOOMPH NOOO WAAAH AWAAH!!! LOL XD !!!

[BrawlKat141]

This is Genius!

[XMaXiMuMOwNaGeX]

HAM! Dont run!

[Shredderman8160]

YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!

[redmetal48]

HAAAAM! DONT RUN!

[Yay248]

Oh my god, this hilarious and the quotes fit so well!

[Cooltuber453]

I'm gabe newel

EAT IT FATTY

*crit* No...

I think you delayed EP3 by a DECADE.

[herooftime1000]

@Cooltuber453 In your own words...

GREAT SUCCESS!

[rayclark101]

@Cooltuber453 You know he delays ep3 by another day for each fat joke made at his expense... Your just adding to the problem :P

[HyperTailsX]

PAPERS PLEASE

GOT YA

OOMPH

[herooftime1000]

@HyperTailsX *sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...

[RandomMadnessityer]

The dogs sound like Pyros