LP Drama cuts like a knife. :(

[coollegoworks]

i rule my room with an iron dick

[AmericanAviator]

Bro, just want you to know, if you insulted my terrible attempt at a Let's Play, I would take on the chin and call you out.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Somewhere, an american bald eagle is shedding a tear, because that was so beautiful.

*salutes*

[Bennanteno]

Beautiful, an inspiration to us all

[SuperJeenius]

Every time, every single time this autoplays from my favorites, at the very beginning he goes "SuperJ-", and I immediately think Proteus is speaking to me. And then I hear "-man" instead of "-eenius", and I die a little inside. D:

[nintendocaprisun10]

@SuperJeenius dont worry you should make a vid about a vid about a vid of not including someon weird

VID-CEPTION

[KingdomHeart723]

Proteus, you sound genuinely hurt by your exclusion, I just want to give you a cookie and a hug and tell you it's alright.

[PollitoPolito378]

hey this is the guy who willingly suffered to play through Daikatana. that makes him better than any LP'er already lol i dont even know who the fuck ultrajman is

[bumperstick49]

We miss you Proteus, do some more RPs. No disrespect to slowbeef or diabetus but your the best!

[nintendocaprisun10]

@bumperstick49 watch his lp's

[RabiesBunny]

Come back to us, Proteus.

[Cheetah1251]

"When he speaks, they listen.'

He was talking about BillyMC there.

[grrr9]

Proteus, my friend, you may have not done three shitty LP videos a day, but you did Daikatana. What more could someone ask from you?

[LtSarge]

Proteus, how come you don't RP anymore. Even if you don't team up with the main group, you can still solo a few RP's here and there.

[divcotta]

This video is the greatest thing.

[gameboycolor47]

lol aww poor proteus its ok

[MrLazyEyes]

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Redtrooper2]

The 793 likes are actually UltraJman realizing his mistake and trying to make it up to proteus

[thehaloring90]

your the first person to make a video about this shit

your ALSO one of the few people that cause me to say "dude, no one fucking gives a shit"

[nintendocaprisun10]

@thehaloring90 I care deeply about this.

[kmoodyblues]

Gosh dang it. Every time I hear that song, I think of this and weep a single tear.

[LtSarge]

which was the video of ultrajman they RP'd? Is it on their youtube profile?

[sonicjonathansonic]

@MegaUltraJMan i gess hes not say'in anything because hes shocked and lost when he saw this in 2008

[Jampolinski]

Proteus is the voice of the people.

[sonicjonathansonic]

@MegaUltraJMan Think these people are wrong about his voice being sexy because i would think his voice is not.

[HeavensDrills]

Brb making UltraJmanXProteus fanfic now

[sonicjonathansonic]

Ok im geting sick and tired of you guy's say'n that his voice is sexy.It is acully not.

[peashiee]

@sonicjonathansonic

It's not as nasally as a lot of LP'ers voices are.

[smpletan]

@sonicjonathansonic

Im geting sick and tired of you say'n that proteuss voice isn' sexy.It acully is.

[CCRockit]

@sonicjonathansonic

Ok im geting sick and tired of you guy's terrible grammer

[EbolaZidane]

I love how he says that he "started" Let's Plays. Where's Slowbeef's credit?

[Meloncarty]

@EbolaZidane In the case of Jman, ignorance is bliss.(I guess)

[TheHazuma]

*hugs* it's ok.....it'll be ok

[Zenotwapal]

WHY DID YOU CUT HIM OUT

bitch needs to die

[tsunderest]

Goddamn this made my day at 5am. When the music kicked in, I couldn't breathe.

[RobotKing27]

I discovered retsupurae only a few months ago. can someone fill me in on who ultrajman is and what happened?

[KaloKross]

@RobotKing27 proteus is just being a sillypants

[Seth2378]

@RobotKing27 retsupurae makes fun of bad lp's and lp'ers, but some lp'ers that got retsupuraed got insulted and started rambling about it like ultrajman.

[LumpyFudge]

Its okay, Proteus. You're always good enough for me~

[Mintergalactic]

Dear Mister Proteus4994,

Please let me marry your voice.

It is sexy.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Mintergalactic does it have to be monogomaus? I want that voice too D:<

[tsunderest]

@Mintergalactic

I will make polygamy legal so I can get in on that action.

[Mintergalactic]

@tsunderest I will help you petition this. Just because Proteus's voice deserves to be shared amongst everybody.

[CidLuneth1989]

This video changed my life.

[steveharley0345]

Keep your opinions to yourself.

ON A PUBLIC CONTENT WEBSITE LOLOLOLOL

[OurBenefactors]

This guy's still on YouTube with his new account MegaUltraJMan, you know, just so people know

[MegaUltraJMan]

@OurBenefactors Indeed, and this video owns. I approve!

[CCRockit]

Daw.....

Hey Proteus? how about i make a video trashing retsupurae and only mention you and leave out Diabetus and Slowbeef.

[JuiceMalouse]

God damn you Proteus, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

[j1gglypuff218]

And cherrydoom, Psychedelic, That guy whose audio levels are very low, chipcheezum, ironecious, and Dave_0 :)

[Nolgthorn]

Will you people go outside?

[ocdfreak]

"which actually doesn't happen because I don't suck balls like you do"

[MrNinjataco777]

sniff....sniff... beautiful!

[ZLFaurora]

I think you would need pills to think that you're Jman, not vice versa...

[ClaytonPoweredup]

This is probably the best video ever.

[Xilviusss]

This sounds like a Lazyboy Song.

[supafly345]

Why does this internet nerd have a radio voice. This is destroying the balance of nature.

[ZLFaurora]

@supafly345 Only hobos are allowed to have them,

[sqwrrlta31stest]

I love you proteus. ;_;

[NocturneofSerenity]

It takes real balls to call out someone for not calling you out.

[azzythehero]

Proteus has the second most beautiful voice, after ResearchIndicates.

[Adamskaish]

I think Slowbeef has a right to this, since he did make the first let's play.

[bobbyewing311]

lol Proteus is so funny

[PeanutHeadStevy]

i would cancel my account if i were you UltraJMan

[Hyparbeem526]

Proteus's sexy voice was playing the piano and singing this song at the same time.

[EricAutopsy]

Proteus voted as "sexiest male voice of the year."

[BagonFTW]

;_;

[XcatisX]

Is it weird that I think Proteus has the sexiest voice of all time?

[YukkuriAteMyBaby]

@XcatisX I like to think that, if there is a god, he sounds like Proteus. That voice, it's just so...wonderful.

[MidnightZeto]

That is just brilliant, Proteus XD

[Seth2378]

Oh not that song!

[jet4212006]

what video did they do on UltraJMan

[DarkOmegaMK2]

Don't worry Proteus, when i make my shitty LP's YOU'LL BE THERE :DDDD

*thumbs up*

[WyrmSaint]

You've got a great voice for radio dude. I know, because you sound the same as half of my favorite radio duo.

[bloodriotiori]

this video should be posted ANY time anyone on the internet says something about how awesome they are when they really aren't. This is truely a masterpiece.

[bloodriotiori]

i fapped to this video...and i loved every minute of it. Truely what makes me love proteus xD

[XenoChrist1]

We all still love you Proteus D:

[LegendarySock]

Hahah, this is amazing.  Keep guesting with the Beef, Proteus.

[GreatestMKfighter]

Don't worry, Proteus. We still love you.

[90sHeroMAXD]

Proteus needs a hug

[chosentonessournotes]

You're the fucking man, seriously.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

YOU MADE ME REALIZE THAT IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY YEARS YOUVE BEEN MAKING LETS PLAYS OR HOW MANY LETS PLAYED YOU MADE. IT MATTERS IF YOU TRY TO MAKE A GOOD LETS PLAY THAT DOESNT SUCK BALLS. THANK YOU, PROTEUS. YOU SEXY BEAST. I LOVE YOU.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

this reminds me of when me and my girlfriend broke up with me and said what a piece of hit i am ;~;

[ChosenOne5747]

don't worry, he's just jelous of you.

[Garedfosho]

Don't let it mess with ya. You're the retsuprae'er we all look up to

[facelessaphrodisiac]

*slow inspirational clap*

you sir, are a hero.

[NyErNiNjA]

Sub fucking scribed

[SludgeCrawler]

Breaking my oath to post comments on youtube once more. Proteus, you are fucking awesome.

[EtherealReject]

I don't know who you are, or what you do.. I got linked here by a friend, it was a random encounter caused by chance, or fate if you think it is..

What I want to say is this, I love you, you are great.. and I will now do my best to keep up with you.

[ElfOfJapan]

It's okay Proteus

SirRonLionHeart will always love you.

[Marbles202]

When i watch these drama videos of the Lpers,it makes me glad that i don't do what they do.

[xplay108]

Don't fuck with the Retsupurae gang man.

[kirbythecreampuff]

Et tu JMan? Then fall Proteus.

[mawknation]

Hahahaha. The execution is perfect here, man. That's really all I can say! Perfect way to defuse a silly situation.

[xigbar31]

Proteus is the MAN

[TheNerdator]

I cried manly tears. So heartfelt.

[PRINCEJONEZY]

I cried D:

[blizzardregulus]

I got a comment for you, Proteus. You're the motherfucker. You are THE motherfucker.

[Garedfosho]

@blizzardregulus Not just THE motherfucker. THE motherfucker who is better than UltraJman.

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

God bless proteus. (saluting with a tear)

[somepartsareme]

Maybe because you called him SuperJMan. xD

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Cool story bro

[MrCrazydude123321]

That's the saddest and funniest video i have ever heard XD. I'll be watchin you on retsupurae and on your channel. Your take making fun on LPers to a whole new level!

[StormWild475]

We all totally love you Proteus!!! :)

[AvengerStar5]

Cool story bro, but I'm listening to the song.

[Aguyishguy221]

Ahw, proteus you kick ass, fuck ultrajman.

[ChrisStavros]

"You spoke and they listened and they didn't hear my name" if this wasn't scripted then you're a comedy genius.

[StormWild475]

UltraJMan is a stupid pussy fag!!!!!

[StormWild475]

yeah,you tell'em proteus49994,you're the man!! :)

[agoaj]

Brought a tear to my eye.

[EXTREMEANIMALS]

I <3 you, Proteus.

[H4L0GaNGT4R]

If it makes you feel better, I can troll you

[clashx9]

/wrist :(

[danthebard]

Proteus i thought you sounded some what like Brendon small when i first head of you

[LV5Gwizard]

You kick ass Proteus!!!

[A0Refrigerator]

I love the way you laugh, you're the best in all the videos.

[BrittVonKruel]

I love you, Proteus. Your voice is so hot :3

[ISpearedJesus]

It's so true.

[BrittVonKruel]

It makes me wonder what he looks like, I just have this image in my head that he's super hot in a nerdy kinda way.

[Cooliespy345]

Fuck Jman.

We love you Proteus.

[kinetik44]

hahahahahahahaha

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

This is so unbelievably moving, Proteus...I'm touched.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

we all love you, proteus

[PvtRichardCranium]

I will help you in the defense of your internetz.I shall spam text tanks bearing the name of proteus and retsuprae on all of their videos.THEY WILL PAY FOR NOT FLAMING YOU!!!

[CrosswiredProduction]

i love you 0-0

[0rionBTL]

He forgot Dave-o, too...

Such a travesty.

[Warpstarkirby]

@0rionBTL it's because nobody cares about dave-o

[mawknation]

@Warpstarkirby Bite your tongue!

[DancerAngel22]

I love you still Proteus. He has no room for you but we the supportive fans/subscribers

[Bear5177]

lol

[SylvanLynch]

Don't worry, proteus. I still love you.

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

ROFLMAO! Aw, poor proteus. Here, would a cookie make you feel better?

[sparxedge]

Oh my god I fucking love this

[YamFestival]

He needs a hug.

I love you proteus <3

[TheSteakJustice]

i watch this video every day and makes me happy

[slondavokensteen]

You're the best around Proteus.

NOTHING is ever gonna keep you down!

[Zinthius22]

i couldnt stop laughing...

[VGMaster64]

This video has forever resolved you as the best person I've ever seen on YouTube. 5 minutes of unbelievable excellence. Thank you for contributing to the population of YouTube users with an IQ larger than their shoe size. I salute you, good sir.

[ArchangelDrake]

THIS

[GenocidalScream]

As soon as the music started I couldn't stop laughing.

[Amdragongld]

Oh my god, thank you for posting this, I have not laughed this hard in a while

[psycotigerman]

Don't worry proteus you have a place among retsuprea's fanbase.

[Edgemaster000]

I'll call you out in my video man, I'll call you out.

[TJTheRetard]

Come back to bed proteus.

[sora319]

Can I make love to this video?

[EthVortexShield]

I understand retsuprae now.

[tle123rox]

we love you proteus :-) LOL

[KnownEnemy2]

I love you Proteus

[NOSFERATUalu]

:'(!!! omg!

subscribed btw xD

[Sestze]

Absolutely masterful.

[CleaveTheDragon]

*single tear*

[Rozar505]

Don't worry Proteus, we are all here for you buddy.

[MrRichie]

Proteus I feel for you man, I feel for you

[goblin512]

I fucking cried.

[xamphor]

holy shit

[IHeartMySnes]

God bless you, Proteus.

[OddGuy23]

God bless him. All 107 Stars of him.

[Dreader92]

This video touched my heart...

[TBrogren]

STAY STRONG PROTEUS!!!  Don't let it get you down!

[nagarokie]

ya know we gotta make a video insulting proteus so he will feel included.

[jsphinx22]

He could barely get out Diabetus, do you really think he could pronounce Proteus? UltraJMan ain't a freakin' linguist, give him a break for fuck's sake!

[uppermanxx]

its all coming together, I finally figured out respure guys :)

[Chanuk]

You're my fucking hero Proteus, you're what all men strive to be.