My New Idol, Deepak Chopra

[rotateddisk]

Fuk where was my oxitocin???

[rotateddisk]

Wow hairy you did one of my vidoes

[Christheatheist1]

"Immunomodulators?" LOL! "Maybe I'll put it on another tape...so you can pay me more to buy it!"

[serioush]

I understand what he is saying!

Step one: Happiness is a good thing

Step two: Be happy

Step three: ??????

Step four: Profit

[rozeboosje]

I KNOW IT'S ENGLISH. ALL THE WORDS ARE ENGLISH. SO WHY DOESN'T IT PARSE!?!?! :P

[rozeboosje]

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

[TheMagicRobot]

Eh?

[alliaskis]

John Lennon wrote "Happiness is a warm gun."

[SpookyFan]

I believe Sam Harris ripped Deepak a new one in a discussion.

[dewinthemorning]

I have never seen anybody else who can openly talk with such great incoherence!

I watched another video where he was praizing science, finishing with "And science has definitely proved god." ??!

[WarmWeatherGuy]

If you think Deepak is great you haven't listened to him enough.

[ratholin]

I once accidentally became a guru. The bonuses were amazing, just the amount of women that want to sleep with a guy who's presented as "spiritually enlightened" is boggling. I was a younger man then and was merely trying out different philosophies to see which worked, but the fact you get surrounded by people who don't want to think for themselves and will do expensive painful or unhealthy things just because you say it's spiritual is creepy and I quit the first time someone called me "master"

[saxmanchiro]

Let's get happy!! I would start with a Molson Export, maybe three, then I would go have a nice meal at Swiss Chalet, then I would take my wife home and watch a good flick and then hit the hay and get laid, have an orgasm and release some melatonin into my veins. I'm fucking happy but not rich yet. WTF??

[LynxChan]

I find Chopra detestable and annoying, but I have to admit I feel a sort of admiration for the sheer capacity he has to speak for long periods of time without actually transmitting any information. That takes talent.

[NemoUtopian]

" If you are happy and you know it clap your quantum"

[mobiltec]

I don't get it...

[COEXISTential]

There's nothing he says in that clip you can't get from first year psychology.

[masxav16]

Well if nothing else he made the kinect game Leela and that game gave me a couple weeks of amusement shooting fireballs and making space babies with my space sperm lol, also it's fun to listen to his accent if you can ignore the words lol

[SmilingSkeptic]

The Nightline "debate" between Chopra and Michael Shermer and Sam Harris was amazing. 

[dialingfordonuts]

@SmilingSkeptic As was the moment in an interview when he told R Dawkins physicists "hijacked" quantum mechanics from the woos. Really.

Dawkins looked like he was going to swallow his head. He couldn't do much more than just stand there, blinking furiously.

The best thing about the Nightline debate was seeing Chopra unhinged. He HATES Shermer, but can't admit it. Which makes him aggressive and full-tilt mental. Funny as hell.

[phenixwryter]

Hahaha : D

Out of curiosity, I purchased one of his books. I imagine that made him happy, but I was pretty ticked off at myself for wasting my money. 

[KajiCarson]

The beginning scared the hell out of me, haha! xD

[EvolutionaI]

I thought you quit the smokes ...

[kevycanavan]

Back on the smokes dude?

[AuntieDiluvian]

Michael Shermer has said, "Chopra is "the very definition of what we mean by pseudoscience". Ain't that the truth.

[theheinzification]

@AuntieDiluvian you cant say hes wrong though. science proves it. like: hey, youre depressive? just be happy! cured. see?

[achtungcircus]

Earl, here's what I'm doing. I'm NOT trying to quit. That creates a high mountain to climb and any backsliding becomes failure. I am only trying to cut back. I stretch the time to the next cigarette, and stretch it, and stretch it. I'm helped by having a corner store that will sell me 1 @ a time and co-workers who sell them to me at 50 cents a pop. That prevents me from becoming one of those people who only quit buying.

I'm down to 25%, from 2 packs a day to 10 smokes and I'M HAPPY!!!!

[happysplodie]

...How's he talking with the beer...  Oh, I see wat u did der...

[prodigyat9]

He starts off by generalizing about all people at which point I already tell him to get fucked which makes me happy to say to him.

[sheri226]

Oh SHIT, I thought that was YOU talking!!! LMAO. I didn't realize it wasn't you until well after the 1 minute mark! This was a mind fuck AND a good video as well!

[kalsolarUK]

If you're happy and you know it put thumbs up,

if you're happy and you know it put thumbs up,

if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it,

if you're happy and you know it put thumbs up.

[billygutter01]

C'mon, Mr. Reasoner:

Clearly you haven't *imagined * your perfect world with sufficient clairvoyant, magic *quantum loveliness*.

Try harder, Mr. Reasoner!

[333derick333]

he is just saying things we all ready know and rapping it up in a belief, if you are happy you notice things around you whether that is a job, a love or just a good day, if money makes you happy then you need money, if like me you are always skint you find other things that make you smile, if you need his woowoo then you just have not found your own happiness. i wonder if people who follow this sort of thing need justification for how they live their lives

[allidock11]

"The secret of happiness is...well I'll share that with you on another tape..."

That's mighty big of you, Deepak.

[DialecticKaos]

Bullshit artists like Chopra are happy because generous fools fall for their scams.

[huyked]

I find this amusing, you messing around like that. But a tinge of me feels that you may be doing a disservice in your attitude and reaction. I like your vids hairyreasoner, but Deepak said a number of things that I agree with, or seems very probable. Be happy, and people like to be around you. What's your thought on my thoughts. :D Take care.

[MrJmm999]

Hairy...he is absolutely right. I am selling happiness for the low low low price of $49.95 (plus applicable sales taxes). Just fund my paypal account and I will mail you this happiness immediately.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL....call in the next 3 minutes and I will DOUBLE your order at no extra charge.......That's right....TWO orders of happiness for only $49.95. Call now....supplies are limited.

[theheinzification]

@MrJmm999 he surely makes a nice little income.

watch?v=Syo6piyWSOI&feature=re­lated

[TheAmishking]

I thought you quit. All good, Earl. Try again. If you want. Hope you had a good set of holidays, and good luck in the new year.

Good vid, by the way.

[ofpfury]

"Why the fuck am I slaving away at a 9-5 gig, when I could get a piece of the soul action?"

Because you wouldn't be happy ! And happiness BEGINS with happiness, so you would never attain it. It's like when I was a kid giving directions to lost motorists on my dead end street - "You can't get there from here, you have to start from someplace else" The clarity of Deepak's smoke is stunning.

[bobster451]

Deepak, the king of Woo Woo.

[CrankyCrone]

If it weren't for the antics I'd have nodded off!

[Fordi]

"If I have money I'll be happy"

Money doesn't buy you happiness. Money makes things easier, which if you've not dedicated your entire life to the acquisition of money, frees you up to do things you enjoy. Also, it helps if you've gotten good enough at something you enjoy for it to pay the bills.

[theheinzification]

@Fordi money isnt everything, but without money, everything is nothing. (hope that makes sense in english :) )

money may not make you happy, but lack of money doesnt help either.

[deepashtray]

Damn... all the wasted years....