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  • HALO IS AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!

  • CBS CARES LOL

  • i would say: love the one by your side

  • "Submit a video now! I'm gonna.....no I am......And its...and its gonna have the word *bleep* in it!" haha. This guy is hilarious.

  • THe dislike bar looks like a joint

  • Hi America, stop proving your manhood by killing brown people.

  • ha seriously guys there must be some nice men out there i am so lonely

  • Its my first time seeing him without his cobra cup... wow...

  • @KanaCanaful Rattlesnake.

  • keep pressing 5 ghehehe

  • Was it: CBS "fuck'in" cares...in your pants? Craig for life.

  • 15 seconds is all the time you have to take cover when you live in Israel against Russian-made Grad missiles & Russian-made Quassam missiles

  • he is so much better than leno, letterman and so on!!

  • is it too late=)

  • Its the internet what do you expect. You think users on the internet will follow social norms?

  • @MrSammysnake then don't fucking go on his videos =/

  • @stfwho Fuck you i went on it by mistake

  • @MrSammysnake Well there was no need to comment on it.

  • @iPandar Just wanted pepole to know that i h8 this guy

  • @MrSammysnake But still. You swear at others, complaining you went on it by mistake then say you hate him. There was no need to waste your time to comment on it.

  • @iPandar Allright i wont't go on it again satasfied?

  • i would say "Fight Zionism, Fight communism, Fight corporate socialism, Fight most socialism, Fight Elite-ism, Fight Nazi- and any other National Socialism including french national socialism, Fight authoritarianism, And lastly preserve the division of church and state." And i would try to fit it into 15 seconds.

  • @deceiver123m You are a real anti-ism kind of person aren't you? Too bad you didn't add idiotism. Oh right, then you would be against yourself.

  • @mtefft well i wasnt against secularism now was I? (thats seperation between church and state) By the way im also not against capitalism, or constitutionalism, tribalism and so yah.... told you off.

  • awww there was no flag and ohh la la

  • @moviebuzzrocks christ?!?! hahahahahaha!! what a f______g joke!! FUUUUUUUUNNYY!!

  • he didnt sip from his snake cup

  • run to the shelter because HAMAS/HIZBALLA throws a missile on my country again.. and i have less then 15 seconds to find some where safe to hide.

    what about u ?

  • I would say i hate shameless plugs that CBS makes its employees do and i dont care for letterman

    and Pandas are sexy and should be ninjas

  • he is so f-ing funny

  • Yeah, ask University of Louisville's Coach Rick Pitino!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT video would be worth the price of admission alone!

  • Google "Rick Pitino 15 seconds" - any questions?

  • My 15 second message:

    THE CAKE IS A LIE

  • And its gonna have the word f*** in it XD !!!

  • Why so many dislikes?!

  • @Because THEY made the videos that didn't win. =(

  • I love the way he says "heard" :D

  • ohmy cam is running abd i am really bored with all that stuff

  • ahwanna find a fellow who can satisfy my needs

  • mine would be:

    you can't spread a message in 15 seconds without being cut off but, The Company plans to use us,the people, to carry out a revolution throughout the country leaving many dead or homeless. WE MUST REBEL RISE AGAINST ---.

    "now back to the games"/// i would say this quickly enough to get each word in that was fun though

  • lollooking for a man that would give me some experience.

  • @kublaikhan13 wow....just wow....perception itself is nothing without interpretation, meditation and self refinement....

    thinking worrying and analyzing is preetty important for that....and life for that matter.

    what your describing is just taking lsd....

  • Does anybody have a link the winner of this 15 seconds contest? I'm intrigued...

  • My 15 seconds:

    Craig Ferguson, You F%#KING ROCK! You're my IDOL man!!!! Ferguson ForEVER!!!

  • you know he hated that he had to plug that for CBS

  • @NoName21234 plug what ?

  • @Dalleman86 it was a plug for the cbs network. usually he just makes fun of cbs

  • Mine:

    Take the time to learn how to actually SEE what is going on around you.

    Than either lay back and enjoy it ... or brace yourself.

    Either way, it'll be one helluva ride.

    O yeah. Don't be a douche, and don't suffer douches.

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  • and then die?

  • life doesnt need a formula....certainly doesnt need that formula....

    i think the 15 seconds is more about sharing wisdom than instructions....

  • I love his accent! he is sexy as hell! yum!

  • @mhonnyks He's...old...

  • @mhonnyks im a dude and totes straight but hot jesus christ on a sunday in july i'd fuck this scot so hard he wouldnt walk straight for a month, i'd pump him so full of cum he'd be shitting for white for 2 months

  • i think you forgot...hes a sexy funny dirty man!! :P

  • Aw he's so cute!

  • how about you search for CBS and Craig Ferguson?

  • this show is the late late show with CraigFerguson its a great show on after letterman on cbs

  • the late late show with craig ferguson

    12:30 eastern time on cbs

  • its called the late late show in America.

    i might be stupid for answering you but it sucks you got -4 if you really didn't know it.

  • what happened to his snake cup?

  • The video was posted at the end of 2006--pre-snake cup.

  • lol, oh, ok

  • This is before he ever got it.

  • he just go the snake cup like a couple of months this is since 2006

  • i want sex more often

  • I heared that you sholuld get everything in life except that one thing so that you know you were human , and I want exactly that one thing.

  • omg your right i didn't  believe you but then i went into my closet and there was a ghost and it killed me and my entire family

  • Ahahahahaaaa. Chiliz999, you are funny. How do you think the bloody body got in my closet? I put it there. Oh yes, Sally Rusa came 'round here, alright, and my family and I gave her the beat down and hung her in my closet as a reminder to all the other spooks what awaits them if they come annoying me. You need to grow a pair.

  • ''and it's gonna have the word f*uck in it''...hilarious

  • Craig rocks! I as well thing he is better than David Letterman!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Craig is a comedic genius. I've never seen anyone quite like him =3

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  • Maybe the reason you dont think Craig is funny is you can barely speak English.

  • lol

    u have an excellent point

  • If i had 15 seconds to say anything it would be something against the reptilian agenda!!

  • If I said Craig Ferguson is the funniest person on late night TV, that would be an understatement. Craig Ferguson is the funniest person on TV in general now.

  • without a doubt! i would love to see him move up a time slot.

  • I KNOW !!!

    i totally agree XD

  • absolutely true...

    craig ferguson is definitely the funniest person

    ...especially better than late night with jimmy fallon

    i mean if anybody likes him, i respect their opinion, but i just dont think his show is all that funny

  • i think hes also better then david letterman

  • of course he's better than letterman! imo letterman is a stupid, dirty, old man. and not funny in the least bit. craig, on the other hand is hilarious!

  • but than again any comdedian is better than letterman, even my 6 year old sister is funnier XD

  • i've never met your 6 year old sister, but i believe you!

  • i heard that David is resigning in like 2 years, and hes going to move up to his time,

    I LOVE CRAIG, even his book is hilarious

  • Craig's a dirty old man, too...but he's a SEXY dirty old man!

  • I would use the 15 seconds to tell everybody, how great Craig Ferguson is.

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  • If I had 15 seconds to say anything..... I would say..Craig Ferguson is the funniest man on late night TV...I KNOW!!!

  • Craig is so funny. If I could say anthing to the whole world it would be that we need to accept people and understand who they really are.

  • i would run for shelter.

  • Also, ignoring recent trends in the systematic loss of various rights in the United States is a mistake (for example, the Patriot Act, Posse Comitatus, Hate Crime / Speech Legislation, Gun Control, etc). Using China's internet as an example, it's simple to conceive of internet restriction as a natural extension of such despotic regulatory behavior. I hope that clears up where I was coming from with my original comment.

  • Television was invented for the people and now we don't even get 15 seconds to speak our minds. In 20 years the internet will be the same way.

  • BEEJOR:

    > Television was invented for the people and

    > now we don't even get 15 seconds to speak our minds.

    Don't be silly--temper your "Woe-to-usm we're being robbed of our rights!" rants.

    Television was invented as a medium for broadcast TO huge numbers of people at once, not necessarily as a medium for EACH ONE of those people to get air time to address everyone else on whatever each individual fancies.

    . . .

  • And no, the internet will NOT "be the same way"--TV broadcasts are viewable from your side but originate elsewhere, while the internet is viewable from and can also originate from your side.

    Thus you will forever have your access to as many seconds as you need to satisfy your hunger for exposure ... at least until your computer gives up the ghost and/or you fail to pay the electricity and ISP services.

  • Perhaps television was a bad example. But there's no denying that reaching many people with a controversial message is extremely difficult through books, television, radio, mail, magazines, newspapers... all the major forms of media. And ISPs and forums (such as YouTube) are bound by national laws which results in accounts and/or content being suspended over so-called dangerous types of speech.

  • there were actually plenty of people who liked him in the uk. considering you're probably ignorant as to why he wasn't as successful there, i think that says a lot about the -7 next to your comment. you know nothing about this man.

  • considering how self deprecating his comedy is, i'm surprised you get that feeling. he's anything but egotistical about it. i won't say he's labeled as a comic genius, but he's obviously good enough to have gotten shows both here and in the uk. he's also a brilliant writer, and it shows in his movies and his novel. thank you for further proving your ignorance and judgmental superficiality. have a great day. :)

  • yep, Craig himself got on youtube, made 7 different accounts, and negatively rated your comment 7 times.

    fuckin' dumbass.

  • Make that 8

  • No, make that 9. Two more and it's gone :)

  • and then you get all get back to your happy wanking about how very funny lovely Craigy is

  • However that doesn't say that I find all UK humour funny and that I hate all US humour. In fact I just love dry humour, Take Two and a Half Men. Might be going a bit off track here but still; it's fucking hilarious.

  • what's your problem with Craig Ferguson? kinda random, don't you think???

  • lol...yes, I suppose you're right.

  • Here's an idea, just don't use the word 'gay' as a slam and no one will be offended! Brilliant, I know!

  • more like both Gay .( no offence to any actuall Gay readers)

  • haha freaks. you're both ridiculous for having a political debate over youtube.

  • The question has been answered--albeit not in your desired form. Too bad for you--not everyone feeds your hunger for propaganda and soundbites.

    Your arguments riddled with holes are UNBELIEVABLY IDIOTIC--no wonder YOU are CONFUSED when anything other than SOUNDBITES and DRAMATIC TERMS are given.

  • PS: You arguments are riddled with holes and are outright incoherent.

    Can't you at least learn how to spell correctly and avoid mouthing labels which apply to you above everything else--it helps when the greatest threat to you does not come from your side (just as it would serve Palestinians, Muslims, Israelies and anyone else best if their worst oppressors are not their own supposed-leaders--say, provoking responses which get them bombed or having them used as human shields).

  • (ERRATUM: your arguments)

  • CELTIC035:

    > does it matter if isreal give out pamphlets?

    It does matter--it matters as much as when the IRA issued warnings BEFORE actually detonating bombs they set off all over Northern Ireland and England.

    THE DIFFERENCE: the IRA, even in its most violent days, did not SEEK TO KILL CIVILIANS--which explains

    1 why they never flew civilian aircraft into office buildings

    2 why they never sought to GET HOSPITALS, SCHOOLS AND HOMES BOMBED FOR PROPAGANDA PURPOSES.

    Spot the difference.

  • Why is Craigs video full of political stuff?

  • stop all the damn funding to israel/palestinan warefare - get america back on her feet

  • this is the most viewed craig video

  • haha i love craig ferguson

  • ok so 1100 dead 600 of them are from hamas look u know what is it to live in scare that every second can be a red alert from rockets in that war they can got to center of israel don't belive the news they showing only what is going on in Gaza strip but second think about it 8 years to live in scare EVERY SECOND can be a red alert 24 hours in day 7/24/52 weeks in a year...yesterday a kid in israel(7) injured hard from rocket with his mom.eight years think about it...

  • What do you mean "for sure not their[s]"? Before Israel, the land belonged to the British because of a UN ruling. Before the British, to the Ottoman Empire who won it in war, before them the land went between many nations, each winning it in war from the previous, Romans, Greeks, Babylonians... all the way back to biblical times when it was bought and paid for by Abraham from a local Canaanite (that story is in both the Torah and Old Testament, which is believed by Jews, Christians, and others).

  • And if you would like to refer to the British Mandate and their distribution of the land, don't forget, it was their original idea to separate the land into two separate states, one for Israel and one for Palestine. The only reason "Palestine" lost land was because the Palestinians (and other large Arab countries) attacked Israel and Israel won, gaining some of those territories which had initiated the attack on Israel. (It's probably also relevant that Israel then gave back those territories.)

  • in sderot there is a 15 seconds to try to live.

  • 15 seconds in Sderot is all a child has before a missile hits him.

  • THATS HILARIOUS!! Did you stay up all night thinking of that? You're a comic genius - you should pursue comedy as your success would ensure the financial security of your family for generations to come.

  • I?

    I woul'd tell the world that in my contry,

    ISRAEL in one city SDEROT people have ONLY 15 seconds to find a place to be hide and safe fron the missles that the arebs sanding, EVRY DAY' more tha, 7 YEARS, in all hour's in day.

  • 8 years, unfortunately..

  • It's 15 seconds more than Palestinians have

  • not true, israel gives pamphlets out warning the people the area will be attacked. israel does not kill randomly and targets hamas. it's unforunate the hamas pigs use the people STILL as human shields. they should never have voted in hamas and the people there ARE BLAMING HAMAS for it. but again hamas doesn't really care who they kill...pigs they are

  • does it matter if isreal give out pamphlets?

    they still go ahead and bomb UN schools and hospitals while children and injured are in them. it also doesn't matter when the isreal army stop the red cross getting through to help the innocent who are injured.

    as if the isrealis care who they kill

  • THINK: If the IRA had in their violent days

    1 decided to keep their arms cache in orphanages, hospitals and schools--thereby risking the lives of orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young;

    2 decided to themselves bomb orphanages, hospitals and schools, or use the orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young as HUMAN SHIELDS

    ... what would you CELTIC035 think of the opposing side?

    . . .

  • THINK MORE: If the British Army had

    1 decided to keep their arms cache in orphanages, hospitals and schools--thereby risking the lives of orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young;

    2 decided to use the orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young as HUMAN SHIELDS or get them killed IN ORDER TO PORTRAY THE OPPOSING SIDE AS KILLERS

    ... which side would you be condemning?

    Now apply what you have learnt above to the Israel-versus-everyone-else argument.

  • i think your playing devils advocate a bit here and its unfair. bringing my thoughts about british imperialism and the PIRA has nothing to do with the isreali army denying the injured red cross treatment.

    my original comment may have been a bit short sighted. Isreal army shouldn't be bombing UN schools and hospitals no matter the situation.

    what do you think gagothesith?

  • No, I am not 'playing devil's advocate'--simply exposing the holes in the very argument you put forward.

    That argument being 'isreal [sic] giving out pamphlets', not 'refusing red cross access to the injured'.

    . . .

  • > Isreal army shouldn't be bombing UN schools and hospitals

    > no matter the situation

    1 There is no such thing as 'a UN school' or 'a UN hospital'.

    2 The Red Cross is not a body of the UN.

    3 You still fail to address the matter of the Red Cross, of UN facilities, of hospitals, of schools and of civilian areas being used to shield fighters, to fire weapons from and to store weapons in.

    . . .

  • 4 And you still fail--or refuse--to see why it matters whether civilians are given forewarning of military offensives

    ... and why they should not be USED AS HUMAN SHIELDS to begin with (see #3 above), in the same way that The Red Cross, The UN, schools and hospitals should not be used as SHIELDS AND PROPAGANDA TOOLS.

    "One side measures the success of the mission by how many civilian deaths are avoided. The other side measures success by how many they get killed."

  • if you read then you'll see that i ADMITTED my original argument was a little short sighted. read that.

    "THINK: If the IRA had in their violent days

    THINK MORE: If the British Army had"

    KEYWORD IS: IF.

    I'm sorry, but that is playing devils advocate. or 'playing devils advocate'. thinking up of situations and then asking poeple what they would think/do.

    From what I have heard the Isreali Army denied International Red Cross treatment to the injured for at elast 3 days.

  • 1 Wrong again--you were presented with a situation parallel to what you put forward, pointing out what was different in order to open your eyes to the HOLES IN YOUR ARGUMENT.

    2 The Red Cross itself recognises that it does not enter at the height of battle, but during lulls.

    3 The holes in your argument remain--gaping.

  • i would rather post comments on your own profile than clog up and craig ferguson video

  • There you go again--running away from the deconstruction of your argument by bringing up an irrelevant matter.

    WHERE you post your arguments is irrelevant. WHAT arguments you post--their CONTENT--is what matters.

    And you're the one who put forward the argument riddled with holes.

  • stop posting IFs and BUTs then I will stop deconstucting YOUR very own arguments.

  • Keep dreaming.

    1 EVERY argument YOU have hitherto put forward has been deconstructed.

    2 YOU have FAILED to plug the HOLES pointed out in each of your own arguments--you have deconstructed none but your own to begin with.

    Stop adding ARROGANCE to your IDIOCY.

  • do you support isreali occupation or are you anti imperialist?

  • PS: The very task of a devil's advocate is not in any way 'unfair'--any exisiting hole in the argument that is pointed out is an actual hole.

    No party in a coherent debate is obliged to exercise 'fairness in the form of refusal to point out holes in your argument'. Who the hell taught you logic and debate--Hamas through its Handbook of Islamist Propaganda?

  • i have one question for you:

    do you support isreali occupation or are you anti imperialist?

    just answer that and not BULLSHIT reply like you have been doing

  • There you go yet again--running away from your defeated argument by bringing up yet another irrelevant point.

    There is a word for that--BULLSHIT.

  • listen mate open up your own profile to post comments on.

    better than arguing on a respected comedians video

  • 1 REPEAT: WHERE you post your arguments is irrelevant. WHAT arguments you post--their CONTENT--is what matters.

    2 REPEAT: You're the one who started all this by putting forward the argument riddled with holes.

  • I would rather not put forward our whole argument on a craig ferguson video. MY OWN OPINION, if you don't mind.

    I ADMITTED THE ORIGINAL ARGUMENT was short sighted. you seem to have ignored that.

    do you support isreali occupation or are you anti imperialist?

    please ANSWER FOR THE 3RD TIME

  • 1 The holes in each of the arguments you have hitherto put forward remain.

    2 REPEAT (for the nth time): There you go yet again--running away from your defeated argument by bringing up yet another irrelevant point. The word for that is the one you erroneously thought you were qualified to use--BULLSHIT.

  • you've still not answered my question