@MrSammysnake But still. You swear at others, complaining you went on it by mistake then say you hate him. There was no need to waste your time to comment on it.
i would say "Fight Zionism, Fight communism, Fight corporate socialism, Fight most socialism, Fight Elite-ism, Fight Nazi- and any other National Socialism including french national socialism, Fight authoritarianism, And lastly preserve the division of church and state." And i would try to fit it into 15 seconds.
@mtefft well i wasnt against secularism now was I? (thats seperation between church and state) By the way im also not against capitalism, or constitutionalism, tribalism and so yah.... told you off.
you can't spread a message in 15 seconds without being cut off but, The Company plans to use us,the people, to carry out a revolution throughout the country leaving many dead or homeless. WE MUST REBEL RISE AGAINST ---.
"now back to the games"/// i would say this quickly enough to get each word in that was fun though
TRASHING the 4th commandment/Saturday sabbath (MEMORIAL OF CREATION) is the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of the gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day? Anti-evolutionists shoot their creation campaign in the foot by deleting the weekly creation reminder.
@mhonnyks im a dude and totes straight but hot jesus christ on a sunday in july i'd fuck this scot so hard he wouldnt walk straight for a month, i'd pump him so full of cum he'd be shitting for white for 2 months
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck please dont put thumbs down im just superstitous
Ahahahahaaaa. Chiliz999, you are funny. How do you think the bloody body got in my closet? I put it there. Oh yes, Sally Rusa came 'round here, alright, and my family and I gave her the beat down and hung her in my closet as a reminder to all the other spooks what awaits them if they come annoying me. You need to grow a pair.
the bloody body in my closet is starting to stink. I can hardly get it up anymore to f*ck her. Guess its time to find someone else kill and throw in the closet.
Maybe ill find a sexy librarian from alaska to put in my closet :).
With a nice ciante and som fava beans....... hmmmmm
I warned you my fellow Christians, THE END IS COMING! Depart now from all form of unrighteousness such as fornication, homosexuality, pornography, watching violent entertainment, drug abuse, smoking, gambling, cursing, bullying, revelries, pursuit of money and idolatry etc. LEST YOU BE FOUND NOT WORTHY TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD.
A volcano situated in the US will erupt not far from now, when this happen you will know that this warning is from God.
If I said Craig Ferguson is the funniest person on late night TV, that would be an understatement. Craig Ferguson is the funniest person on TV in general now.
of course he's better than letterman! imo letterman is a stupid, dirty, old man. and not funny in the least bit. craig, on the other hand is hilarious!
Also, ignoring recent trends in the systematic loss of various rights in the United States is a mistake (for example, the Patriot Act, Posse Comitatus, Hate Crime / Speech Legislation, Gun Control, etc). Using China's internet as an example, it's simple to conceive of internet restriction as a natural extension of such despotic regulatory behavior. I hope that clears up where I was coming from with my original comment.
> now we don't even get 15 seconds to speak our minds.
Don't be silly--temper your "Woe-to-usm we're being robbed of our rights!" rants.
Television was invented as a medium for broadcast TO huge numbers of people at once, not necessarily as a medium for EACH ONE of those people to get air time to address everyone else on whatever each individual fancies.
And no, the internet will NOT "be the same way"--TV broadcasts are viewable from your side but originate elsewhere, while the internet is viewable from and can also originate from your side.
Thus you will forever have your access to as many seconds as you need to satisfy your hunger for exposure ... at least until your computer gives up the ghost and/or you fail to pay the electricity and ISP services.
Perhaps television was a bad example. But there's no denying that reaching many people with a controversial message is extremely difficult through books, television, radio, mail, magazines, newspapers... all the major forms of media. And ISPs and forums (such as YouTube) are bound by national laws which results in accounts and/or content being suspended over so-called dangerous types of speech.
Interesting how Craig Ferguson never made it in the UK, where nobody found him at all funny. But he's hit the big time in the US where he passes for comic genius. Says a lot I think.
there were actually plenty of people who liked him in the uk. considering you're probably ignorant as to why he wasn't as successful there, i think that says a lot about the -7 next to your comment. you know nothing about this man.
considering how self deprecating his comedy is, i'm surprised you get that feeling. he's anything but egotistical about it. i won't say he's labeled as a comic genius, but he's obviously good enough to have gotten shows both here and in the uk. he's also a brilliant writer, and it shows in his movies and his novel. thank you for further proving your ignorance and judgmental superficiality. have a great day. :)
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No actually, I'm from New Zealand and I don't find him all that funny either. I just think what you said was stupid, US and UK humour is extremely different. Take the Office for a prime example. Both UK and US versions and I can't get one laugh out of watching the US version, yet I find the UK version absolutely hilarious.
However that doesn't say that I find all UK humour funny and that I hate all US humour. In fact I just love dry humour, Take Two and a Half Men. Might be going a bit off track here but still; it's fucking hilarious.
The question has been answered--albeit not in your desired form. Too bad for you--not everyone feeds your hunger for propaganda and soundbites.
Your arguments riddled with holes are UNBELIEVABLY IDIOTIC--no wonder YOU are CONFUSED when anything other than SOUNDBITES and DRAMATIC TERMS are given.
PS: You arguments are riddled with holes and are outright incoherent.
Can't you at least learn how to spell correctly and avoid mouthing labels which apply to you above everything else--it helps when the greatest threat to you does not come from your side (just as it would serve Palestinians, Muslims, Israelies and anyone else best if their worst oppressors are not their own supposed-leaders--say, provoking responses which get them bombed or having them used as human shields).
It does matter--it matters as much as when the IRA issued warnings BEFORE actually detonating bombs they set off all over Northern Ireland and England.
THE DIFFERENCE: the IRA, even in its most violent days, did not SEEK TO KILL CIVILIANS--which explains
1 why they never flew civilian aircraft into office buildings
2 why they never sought to GET HOSPITALS, SCHOOLS AND HOMES BOMBED FOR PROPAGANDA PURPOSES.
ok so 1100 dead 600 of them are from hamas look u know what is it to live in scare that every second can be a red alert from rockets in that war they can got to center of israel don't belive the news they showing only what is going on in Gaza strip but second think about it 8 years to live in scare EVERY SECOND can be a red alert 24 hours in day 7/24/52 weeks in a year...yesterday a kid in israel(7) injured hard from rocket with his mom.eight years think about it...
This is what all Israelis should expect when they come from no where and claim the full ownership of a land that is for sure not their. People are not ignorants nor stupid and every one on this earth knows hos did this happen. It was Britain solution to control the Middle East by implanting a strange Zionist parasite in the heart of that region, Israel is sacrificing as they stood as the West defense frontier, and the land OWNERS will never stop fighting.
Cold, hungry stomachs aching, dehydrated, throats raw and dry, eyes dried up - they dont cry anymore. They have lost their childhood. I am so upset right now. Those kids have caused no one any harm. WHY FFS?!!? These kids have to live the rest of their lives physically mutilated, in pain, or mentally scarred
What do you mean "for sure not their[s]"? Before Israel, the land belonged to the British because of a UN ruling. Before the British, to the Ottoman Empire who won it in war, before them the land went between many nations, each winning it in war from the previous, Romans, Greeks, Babylonians... all the way back to biblical times when it was bought and paid for by Abraham from a local Canaanite (that story is in both the Torah and Old Testament, which is believed by Jews, Christians, and others).
And if you would like to refer to the British Mandate and their distribution of the land, don't forget, it was their original idea to separate the land into two separate states, one for Israel and one for Palestine. The only reason "Palestine" lost land was because the Palestinians (and other large Arab countries) attacked Israel and Israel won, gaining some of those territories which had initiated the attack on Israel. (It's probably also relevant that Israel then gave back those territories.)
935 dead 4300 wounded and still rising. little innocent kids and babies in Gaza [and other warzones] who stay awake all night not getting any sleep, because they can't. Shivering with fear, at the sound of every bullet and bomb and every noise.
THATS HILARIOUS!! Did you stay up all night thinking of that? You're a comic genius - you should pursue comedy as your success would ensure the financial security of your family for generations to come.
ISRAEL in one city SDEROT people have ONLY 15 seconds to find a place to be hide and safe fron the missles that the arebs sanding, EVRY DAY' more tha, 7 YEARS, in all hour's in day.
not true, israel gives pamphlets out warning the people the area will be attacked. israel does not kill randomly and targets hamas. it's unforunate the hamas pigs use the people STILL as human shields. they should never have voted in hamas and the people there ARE BLAMING HAMAS for it. but again hamas doesn't really care who they kill...pigs they are
they still go ahead and bomb UN schools and hospitals while children and injured are in them. it also doesn't matter when the isreal army stop the red cross getting through to help the innocent who are injured.
i think your playing devils advocate a bit here and its unfair. bringing my thoughts about british imperialism and the PIRA has nothing to do with the isreali army denying the injured red cross treatment.
my original comment may have been a bit short sighted. Isreal army shouldn't be bombing UN schools and hospitals no matter the situation.
> Isreal army shouldn't be bombing UN schools and hospitals
> no matter the situation
1 There is no such thing as 'a UN school' or 'a UN hospital'.
2 The Red Cross is not a body of the UN.
3 You still fail to address the matter of the Red Cross, of UN facilities, of hospitals, of schools and of civilian areas being used to shield fighters, to fire weapons from and to store weapons in.
4 And you still fail--or refuse--to see why it matters whether civilians are given forewarning of military offensives
... and why they should not be USED AS HUMAN SHIELDS to begin with (see #3 above), in the same way that The Red Cross, The UN, schools and hospitals should not be used as SHIELDS AND PROPAGANDA TOOLS.
"One side measures the success of the mission by how many civilian deaths are avoided. The other side measures success by how many they get killed."
if you read then you'll see that i ADMITTED my original argument was a little short sighted. read that.
"THINK: If the IRA had in their violent days
THINK MORE: If the British Army had"
KEYWORD IS: IF.
I'm sorry, but that is playing devils advocate. or 'playing devils advocate'. thinking up of situations and then asking poeple what they would think/do.
From what I have heard the Isreali Army denied International Red Cross treatment to the injured for at elast 3 days.
1 Wrong again--you were presented with a situation parallel to what you put forward, pointing out what was different in order to open your eyes to the HOLES IN YOUR ARGUMENT.
2 The Red Cross itself recognises that it does not enter at the height of battle, but during lulls.
PS: The very task of a devil's advocate is not in any way 'unfair'--any exisiting hole in the argument that is pointed out is an actual hole.
No party in a coherent debate is obliged to exercise 'fairness in the form of refusal to point out holes in your argument'. Who the hell taught you logic and debate--Hamas through its Handbook of Islamist Propaganda?
1 The holes in each of the arguments you have hitherto put forward remain.
2 REPEAT (for the nth time): There you go yet again--running away from your defeated argument by bringing up yet another irrelevant point. The word for that is the one you erroneously thought you were qualified to use--BULLSHIT.
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halowraith1 3 weeks ago
CBS CARES LOL
marvolomethod 6 months ago
i would say: love the one by your side
kronos213 9 months ago
"Submit a video now! I'm gonna.....no I am......And its...and its gonna have the word *bleep* in it!" haha. This guy is hilarious.
NorCalNik 9 months ago 2
THe dislike bar looks like a joint
Funpants94 10 months ago
Hi America, stop proving your manhood by killing brown people.
smackbunny 10 months ago
ha seriously guys there must be some nice men out there i am so lonely
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GrantCrawfordMusic 11 months ago
Its my first time seeing him without his cobra cup... wow...
KanaCanaful 11 months ago
@KanaCanaful Rattlesnake.
ReneeNme 11 months ago
keep pressing 5 ghehehe
smurk143 1 year ago
Was it: CBS "fuck'in" cares...in your pants? Craig for life.
rubix0110 1 year ago
15 seconds is all the time you have to take cover when you live in Israel against Russian-made Grad missiles & Russian-made Quassam missiles
AllanR2D2 1 year ago
he is so much better than leno, letterman and so on!!
ClayPigeons 1 year ago 9
is it too late=)
john9347 1 year ago
Its the internet what do you expect. You think users on the internet will follow social norms?
drammendanh 1 year ago
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i Hate this guy
MrSammysnake 1 year ago
@MrSammysnake then don't fucking go on his videos =/
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho Fuck you i went on it by mistake
MrSammysnake 1 year ago
@MrSammysnake Well there was no need to comment on it.
iPandar 1 year ago
@iPandar Just wanted pepole to know that i h8 this guy
MrSammysnake 1 year ago
@MrSammysnake But still. You swear at others, complaining you went on it by mistake then say you hate him. There was no need to waste your time to comment on it.
iPandar 1 year ago
@iPandar Allright i wont't go on it again satasfied?
MrSammysnake 1 year ago
i would say "Fight Zionism, Fight communism, Fight corporate socialism, Fight most socialism, Fight Elite-ism, Fight Nazi- and any other National Socialism including french national socialism, Fight authoritarianism, And lastly preserve the division of church and state." And i would try to fit it into 15 seconds.
deceiver123m 1 year ago
@deceiver123m You are a real anti-ism kind of person aren't you? Too bad you didn't add idiotism. Oh right, then you would be against yourself.
mtefft 1 year ago
@mtefft well i wasnt against secularism now was I? (thats seperation between church and state) By the way im also not against capitalism, or constitutionalism, tribalism and so yah.... told you off.
deceiver123m 1 year ago
awww there was no flag and ohh la la
moviebuzzrocks 1 year ago
@moviebuzzrocks christ?!?! hahahahahaha!! what a f______g joke!! FUUUUUUUUNNYY!!
Garo48 1 year ago
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My 15 second message;
ACCEPT CHRIST
Minnix1 1 year ago
he didnt sip from his snake cup
D1G174L 1 year ago 4
run to the shelter because HAMAS/HIZBALLA throws a missile on my country again.. and i have less then 15 seconds to find some where safe to hide.
what about u ?
shirosh15 1 year ago
I would say i hate shameless plugs that CBS makes its employees do and i dont care for letterman
and Pandas are sexy and should be ninjas
JuniorProducer1996 1 year ago
he is so f-ing funny
Wcapellan 1 year ago 4
Yeah, ask University of Louisville's Coach Rick Pitino!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT video would be worth the price of admission alone!
KarmaKamael 1 year ago
Google "Rick Pitino 15 seconds" - any questions?
WickedWind6 1 year ago
My 15 second message:
THE CAKE IS A LIE
dedust728 1 year ago
And its gonna have the word f*** in it XD !!!
JiggyMonster98 1 year ago 2
Why so many dislikes?!
crazypianolady 1 year ago 11
@Because THEY made the videos that didn't win. =(
Wolvenfire86 1 year ago
I love the way he says "heard" :D
Poffasho 1 year ago
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Jessica0709 1 year ago
ohmy cam is running abd i am really bored with all that stuff
TheRamonamyersen 1 year ago
ahwanna find a fellow who can satisfy my needs
LaurynJelle 1 year ago
mine would be:
you can't spread a message in 15 seconds without being cut off but, The Company plans to use us,the people, to carry out a revolution throughout the country leaving many dead or homeless. WE MUST REBEL RISE AGAINST ---.
"now back to the games"/// i would say this quickly enough to get each word in that was fun though
sephiroth87932 1 year ago 5
lollooking for a man that would give me some experience.
sexyjunanny 2 years ago
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so hihi i uploaded a new pic any guys want to chat and maybe more
sexyekilana 2 years ago
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here's mine:
stop thinking, worrying or analyzing.
we are not equipped for that.
just look around and percieve.
its just sooo magnificent.
kublaikhan13 2 years ago
@kublaikhan13 wow....just wow....perception itself is nothing without interpretation, meditation and self refinement....
thinking worrying and analyzing is preetty important for that....and life for that matter.
what your describing is just taking lsd....
RaikoKensei 2 years ago
Does anybody have a link the winner of this 15 seconds contest? I'm intrigued...
Feldkahl 2 years ago 7
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yo 5dolla fucks and 15dolla bj intersted? thats my 15sec
pooponhoop 2 years ago
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TRASHING the 4th commandment/Saturday sabbath (MEMORIAL OF CREATION) is the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of the gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day? Anti-evolutionists shoot their creation campaign in the foot by deleting the weekly creation reminder.
gettalifenow 2 years ago
My 15 seconds:
Craig Ferguson, You F%#KING ROCK! You're my IDOL man!!!! Ferguson ForEVER!!!
MotherFerginPrincess 2 years ago 10
you know he hated that he had to plug that for CBS
NoName21234 2 years ago 210
@NoName21234 plug what ?
Dalleman86 7 months ago
@Dalleman86 it was a plug for the cbs network. usually he just makes fun of cbs
NoName21234 7 months ago
Mine:
Take the time to learn how to actually SEE what is going on around you.
Than either lay back and enjoy it ... or brace yourself.
Either way, it'll be one helluva ride.
O yeah. Don't be a douche, and don't suffer douches.
Wikipunani 2 years ago 2
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atreewithnolife 2 years ago
and then die?
acdcbob666 2 years ago 3
life doesnt need a formula....certainly doesnt need that formula....
i think the 15 seconds is more about sharing wisdom than instructions....
RaikoKensei 2 years ago
I love his accent! he is sexy as hell! yum!
mhonnyks 2 years ago 130
@mhonnyks He's...old...
ShadowAssassin887 1 year ago
@mhonnyks im a dude and totes straight but hot jesus christ on a sunday in july i'd fuck this scot so hard he wouldnt walk straight for a month, i'd pump him so full of cum he'd be shitting for white for 2 months
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JusticeVSpropaganda 2 years ago
i think you forgot...hes a sexy funny dirty man!! :P
FantasyGirlQueen 2 years ago
Aw he's so cute!
MotherFerginPrincess 2 years ago 7
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what show is this
asianscreed 2 years ago
how about you search for CBS and Craig Ferguson?
rgbk73 2 years ago 7
this show is the late late show with CraigFerguson its a great show on after letterman on cbs
smallmangtd 2 years ago 16
the late late show with craig ferguson
12:30 eastern time on cbs
xantiherox 2 years ago
its called the late late show in America.
i might be stupid for answering you but it sucks you got -4 if you really didn't know it.
bigfatcatandcow 2 years ago
what happened to his snake cup?
duhastmesh94 2 years ago
The video was posted at the end of 2006--pre-snake cup.
gabrieli123 2 years ago 5
lol, oh, ok
duhastmesh94 2 years ago
This is before he ever got it.
gh777gh 2 years ago
he just go the snake cup like a couple of months this is since 2006
theoneandonlyzaira 2 years ago
i want sex more often
mump0op0o 2 years ago 2
I heared that you sholuld get everything in life except that one thing so that you know you were human , and I want exactly that one thing.
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in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck please dont put thumbs down im just superstitous
chiliz999 2 years ago
omg your right i didn't believe you but then i went into my closet and there was a ghost and it killed me and my entire family
doorki42 2 years ago 4
Ahahahahaaaa. Chiliz999, you are funny. How do you think the bloody body got in my closet? I put it there. Oh yes, Sally Rusa came 'round here, alright, and my family and I gave her the beat down and hung her in my closet as a reminder to all the other spooks what awaits them if they come annoying me. You need to grow a pair.
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the bloody body in my closet is starting to stink. I can hardly get it up anymore to f*ck her. Guess its time to find someone else kill and throw in the closet.
Maybe ill find a sexy librarian from alaska to put in my closet :).
With a nice ciante and som fava beans....... hmmmmm
alasuxjudik 2 years ago
''and it's gonna have the word f*uck in it''...hilarious
tinchika1 2 years ago 5
Craig rocks! I as well thing he is better than David Letterman!!!!!!!!!!!
doubts72 2 years ago 20
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I warned you my fellow Christians, THE END IS COMING! Depart now from all form of unrighteousness such as fornication, homosexuality, pornography, watching violent entertainment, drug abuse, smoking, gambling, cursing, bullying, revelries, pursuit of money and idolatry etc. LEST YOU BE FOUND NOT WORTHY TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD.
A volcano situated in the US will erupt not far from now, when this happen you will know that this warning is from God.
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conceil8 2 years ago
Craig is a comedic genius. I've never seen anyone quite like him =3
Doktor0315 2 years ago 2
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Totam23 2 years ago
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a paid studio audience can do wonders at turning retard guys sound funny............
Vil308 2 years ago
Maybe the reason you dont think Craig is funny is you can barely speak English.
cbrzyx 2 years ago 6
lol
u have an excellent point
TakSaito3 2 years ago
If i had 15 seconds to say anything it would be something against the reptilian agenda!!
kurbstompa88Norm 2 years ago 3
If I said Craig Ferguson is the funniest person on late night TV, that would be an understatement. Craig Ferguson is the funniest person on TV in general now.
hobowright 2 years ago 18
without a doubt! i would love to see him move up a time slot.
croy111294 2 years ago 5
I KNOW !!!
i totally agree XD
ashapplesause 2 years ago 5
absolutely true...
craig ferguson is definitely the funniest person
...especially better than late night with jimmy fallon
i mean if anybody likes him, i respect their opinion, but i just dont think his show is all that funny
aznhkmafia 2 years ago 7
i think hes also better then david letterman
GoalieStar8 2 years ago 3
of course he's better than letterman! imo letterman is a stupid, dirty, old man. and not funny in the least bit. craig, on the other hand is hilarious!
LaChattonneNoire 2 years ago 5
but than again any comdedian is better than letterman, even my 6 year old sister is funnier XD
GoalieStar8 2 years ago 4
i've never met your 6 year old sister, but i believe you!
LaChattonneNoire 2 years ago 2
i heard that David is resigning in like 2 years, and hes going to move up to his time,
I LOVE CRAIG, even his book is hilarious
littlemanYall 2 years ago
Craig's a dirty old man, too...but he's a SEXY dirty old man!
MotherFerginPrincess 2 years ago 18
I would use the 15 seconds to tell everybody, how great Craig Ferguson is.
superbedst 2 years ago 8
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jooosha 2 years ago
If I had 15 seconds to say anything..... I would say..Craig Ferguson is the funniest man on late night TV...I KNOW!!!
BamaDan197319 2 years ago 10
Craig is so funny. If I could say anthing to the whole world it would be that we need to accept people and understand who they really are.
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"Here's a cool new thing CBS are doing..." suck the cock of corporate scum Ferguson you entirely UNFUNNY CUNT!
Thank god he's gone over to America, they're welcome to him.
stapletoncotton 2 years ago
i would run for shelter.
nana5445445445 2 years ago
Also, ignoring recent trends in the systematic loss of various rights in the United States is a mistake (for example, the Patriot Act, Posse Comitatus, Hate Crime / Speech Legislation, Gun Control, etc). Using China's internet as an example, it's simple to conceive of internet restriction as a natural extension of such despotic regulatory behavior. I hope that clears up where I was coming from with my original comment.
beejor 2 years ago
Television was invented for the people and now we don't even get 15 seconds to speak our minds. In 20 years the internet will be the same way.
beejor 2 years ago
BEEJOR:
> Television was invented for the people and
> now we don't even get 15 seconds to speak our minds.
Don't be silly--temper your "Woe-to-usm we're being robbed of our rights!" rants.
Television was invented as a medium for broadcast TO huge numbers of people at once, not necessarily as a medium for EACH ONE of those people to get air time to address everyone else on whatever each individual fancies.
. . .
gagothesith 2 years ago
And no, the internet will NOT "be the same way"--TV broadcasts are viewable from your side but originate elsewhere, while the internet is viewable from and can also originate from your side.
Thus you will forever have your access to as many seconds as you need to satisfy your hunger for exposure ... at least until your computer gives up the ghost and/or you fail to pay the electricity and ISP services.
gagothesith 2 years ago
Perhaps television was a bad example. But there's no denying that reaching many people with a controversial message is extremely difficult through books, television, radio, mail, magazines, newspapers... all the major forms of media. And ISPs and forums (such as YouTube) are bound by national laws which results in accounts and/or content being suspended over so-called dangerous types of speech.
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Interesting how Craig Ferguson never made it in the UK, where nobody found him at all funny. But he's hit the big time in the US where he passes for comic genius. Says a lot I think.
ryko26 2 years ago
there were actually plenty of people who liked him in the uk. considering you're probably ignorant as to why he wasn't as successful there, i think that says a lot about the -7 next to your comment. you know nothing about this man.
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I know he's not half as funny as he thinks he is. That's enough for me.
The -7 were all from him.
ryko26 2 years ago
considering how self deprecating his comedy is, i'm surprised you get that feeling. he's anything but egotistical about it. i won't say he's labeled as a comic genius, but he's obviously good enough to have gotten shows both here and in the uk. he's also a brilliant writer, and it shows in his movies and his novel. thank you for further proving your ignorance and judgmental superficiality. have a great day. :)
umumum1 2 years ago 5
yep, Craig himself got on youtube, made 7 different accounts, and negatively rated your comment 7 times.
fuckin' dumbass.
Sephfire 2 years ago
Make that 8
ryko26 2 years ago
No, make that 9. Two more and it's gone :)
djbiohaz 2 years ago
and then you get all get back to your happy wanking about how very funny lovely Craigy is
ryko26 2 years ago
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No actually, I'm from New Zealand and I don't find him all that funny either. I just think what you said was stupid, US and UK humour is extremely different. Take the Office for a prime example. Both UK and US versions and I can't get one laugh out of watching the US version, yet I find the UK version absolutely hilarious.
djbiohaz 2 years ago
However that doesn't say that I find all UK humour funny and that I hate all US humour. In fact I just love dry humour, Take Two and a Half Men. Might be going a bit off track here but still; it's fucking hilarious.
djbiohaz 2 years ago
what's your problem with Craig Ferguson? kinda random, don't you think???
thevealchop 2 years ago
lol...yes, I suppose you're right.
ryko26 2 years ago
Here's an idea, just don't use the word 'gay' as a slam and no one will be offended! Brilliant, I know!
UWANNACA12GAUGEGOFF 2 years ago
more like both Gay .( no offence to any actuall Gay readers)
69EYESROCK666 2 years ago
haha freaks. you're both ridiculous for having a political debate over youtube.
xoswagger 2 years ago 4
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no matter how many characters you type
YOU HAVE STILL NOT ANSWERED MY QUESTION.
I'm reading some of you comments and your arguments are fucking unbelieveable. please quit the ambiguous statements. you'll only confuse yourself.
YOU HAVE STILL NOT ANSWERED MY QUESTION.
celtic035 2 years ago
The question has been answered--albeit not in your desired form. Too bad for you--not everyone feeds your hunger for propaganda and soundbites.
Your arguments riddled with holes are UNBELIEVABLY IDIOTIC--no wonder YOU are CONFUSED when anything other than SOUNDBITES and DRAMATIC TERMS are given.
gagothesith 2 years ago
PS: You arguments are riddled with holes and are outright incoherent.
Can't you at least learn how to spell correctly and avoid mouthing labels which apply to you above everything else--it helps when the greatest threat to you does not come from your side (just as it would serve Palestinians, Muslims, Israelies and anyone else best if their worst oppressors are not their own supposed-leaders--say, provoking responses which get them bombed or having them used as human shields).
gagothesith 2 years ago
(ERRATUM: your arguments)
gagothesith 2 years ago
CELTIC035:
> does it matter if isreal give out pamphlets?
It does matter--it matters as much as when the IRA issued warnings BEFORE actually detonating bombs they set off all over Northern Ireland and England.
THE DIFFERENCE: the IRA, even in its most violent days, did not SEEK TO KILL CIVILIANS--which explains
1 why they never flew civilian aircraft into office buildings
2 why they never sought to GET HOSPITALS, SCHOOLS AND HOMES BOMBED FOR PROPAGANDA PURPOSES.
Spot the difference.
gagothesith 2 years ago
Why is Craigs video full of political stuff?
oldikins 2 years ago
stop all the damn funding to israel/palestinan warefare - get america back on her feet
vagabond4good 3 years ago 9
this is the most viewed craig video
karik00 3 years ago 2
haha i love craig ferguson
LeonJordison 3 years ago 3
ok so 1100 dead 600 of them are from hamas look u know what is it to live in scare that every second can be a red alert from rockets in that war they can got to center of israel don't belive the news they showing only what is going on in Gaza strip but second think about it 8 years to live in scare EVERY SECOND can be a red alert 24 hours in day 7/24/52 weeks in a year...yesterday a kid in israel(7) injured hard from rocket with his mom.eight years think about it...
Omergery 3 years ago
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"Children of Gaza - 2009 Holocaust"
watch?v=i5dQpEAyTyE
ssaleen2010 3 years ago
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zionism forever..there is no other country.
stop the terror!! stop hamas!! stop the suffer
shaninu1 3 years ago
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This is what all Israelis should expect when they come from no where and claim the full ownership of a land that is for sure not their. People are not ignorants nor stupid and every one on this earth knows hos did this happen. It was Britain solution to control the Middle East by implanting a strange Zionist parasite in the heart of that region, Israel is sacrificing as they stood as the West defense frontier, and the land OWNERS will never stop fighting.
Stay and suffer more... you are welcome.
fezode 3 years ago
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Cold, hungry stomachs aching, dehydrated, throats raw and dry, eyes dried up - they dont cry anymore. They have lost their childhood. I am so upset right now. Those kids have caused no one any harm. WHY FFS?!!? These kids have to live the rest of their lives physically mutilated, in pain, or mentally scarred
Mohsin77 3 years ago
What do you mean "for sure not their[s]"? Before Israel, the land belonged to the British because of a UN ruling. Before the British, to the Ottoman Empire who won it in war, before them the land went between many nations, each winning it in war from the previous, Romans, Greeks, Babylonians... all the way back to biblical times when it was bought and paid for by Abraham from a local Canaanite (that story is in both the Torah and Old Testament, which is believed by Jews, Christians, and others).
CAW86 3 years ago
And if you would like to refer to the British Mandate and their distribution of the land, don't forget, it was their original idea to separate the land into two separate states, one for Israel and one for Palestine. The only reason "Palestine" lost land was because the Palestinians (and other large Arab countries) attacked Israel and Israel won, gaining some of those territories which had initiated the attack on Israel. (It's probably also relevant that Israel then gave back those territories.)
CAW86 3 years ago
in sderot there is a 15 seconds to try to live.
Empty89037 3 years ago 6
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935 dead 4300 wounded and still rising. little innocent kids and babies in Gaza [and other warzones] who stay awake all night not getting any sleep, because they can't. Shivering with fear, at the sound of every bullet and bomb and every noise.
Mohsin77 3 years ago
15 seconds in Sderot is all a child has before a missile hits him.
rbjmpp 3 years ago 8
THATS HILARIOUS!! Did you stay up all night thinking of that? You're a comic genius - you should pursue comedy as your success would ensure the financial security of your family for generations to come.
AreaQNH870 3 years ago
I?
I woul'd tell the world that in my contry,
ISRAEL in one city SDEROT people have ONLY 15 seconds to find a place to be hide and safe fron the missles that the arebs sanding, EVRY DAY' more tha, 7 YEARS, in all hour's in day.
shuchonshucky 3 years ago 13
8 years, unfortunately..
rbjmpp 3 years ago 2
It's 15 seconds more than Palestinians have
chruszczu 3 years ago
not true, israel gives pamphlets out warning the people the area will be attacked. israel does not kill randomly and targets hamas. it's unforunate the hamas pigs use the people STILL as human shields. they should never have voted in hamas and the people there ARE BLAMING HAMAS for it. but again hamas doesn't really care who they kill...pigs they are
likestoo 3 years ago 8
does it matter if isreal give out pamphlets?
they still go ahead and bomb UN schools and hospitals while children and injured are in them. it also doesn't matter when the isreal army stop the red cross getting through to help the innocent who are injured.
as if the isrealis care who they kill
celtic035 3 years ago
THINK: If the IRA had in their violent days
1 decided to keep their arms cache in orphanages, hospitals and schools--thereby risking the lives of orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young;
2 decided to themselves bomb orphanages, hospitals and schools, or use the orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young as HUMAN SHIELDS
... what would you CELTIC035 think of the opposing side?
. . .
gagothesith 2 years ago
THINK MORE: If the British Army had
1 decided to keep their arms cache in orphanages, hospitals and schools--thereby risking the lives of orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young;
2 decided to use the orphans, the sick, the infirm and the young as HUMAN SHIELDS or get them killed IN ORDER TO PORTRAY THE OPPOSING SIDE AS KILLERS
... which side would you be condemning?
Now apply what you have learnt above to the Israel-versus-everyone-else argument.
gagothesith 2 years ago
i think your playing devils advocate a bit here and its unfair. bringing my thoughts about british imperialism and the PIRA has nothing to do with the isreali army denying the injured red cross treatment.
my original comment may have been a bit short sighted. Isreal army shouldn't be bombing UN schools and hospitals no matter the situation.
what do you think gagothesith?
celtic035 2 years ago
No, I am not 'playing devil's advocate'--simply exposing the holes in the very argument you put forward.
That argument being 'isreal [sic] giving out pamphlets', not 'refusing red cross access to the injured'.
. . .
gagothesith 2 years ago
> Isreal army shouldn't be bombing UN schools and hospitals
> no matter the situation
1 There is no such thing as 'a UN school' or 'a UN hospital'.
2 The Red Cross is not a body of the UN.
3 You still fail to address the matter of the Red Cross, of UN facilities, of hospitals, of schools and of civilian areas being used to shield fighters, to fire weapons from and to store weapons in.
. . .
gagothesith 2 years ago
4 And you still fail--or refuse--to see why it matters whether civilians are given forewarning of military offensives
... and why they should not be USED AS HUMAN SHIELDS to begin with (see #3 above), in the same way that The Red Cross, The UN, schools and hospitals should not be used as SHIELDS AND PROPAGANDA TOOLS.
"One side measures the success of the mission by how many civilian deaths are avoided. The other side measures success by how many they get killed."
gagothesith 2 years ago
if you read then you'll see that i ADMITTED my original argument was a little short sighted. read that.
"THINK: If the IRA had in their violent days
THINK MORE: If the British Army had"
KEYWORD IS: IF.
I'm sorry, but that is playing devils advocate. or 'playing devils advocate'. thinking up of situations and then asking poeple what they would think/do.
From what I have heard the Isreali Army denied International Red Cross treatment to the injured for at elast 3 days.
celtic035 2 years ago
1 Wrong again--you were presented with a situation parallel to what you put forward, pointing out what was different in order to open your eyes to the HOLES IN YOUR ARGUMENT.
2 The Red Cross itself recognises that it does not enter at the height of battle, but during lulls.
3 The holes in your argument remain--gaping.
gagothesith 2 years ago
i would rather post comments on your own profile than clog up and craig ferguson video
celtic035 2 years ago
There you go again--running away from the deconstruction of your argument by bringing up an irrelevant matter.
WHERE you post your arguments is irrelevant. WHAT arguments you post--their CONTENT--is what matters.
And you're the one who put forward the argument riddled with holes.
gagothesith 2 years ago
stop posting IFs and BUTs then I will stop deconstucting YOUR very own arguments.
celtic035 2 years ago
Keep dreaming.
1 EVERY argument YOU have hitherto put forward has been deconstructed.
2 YOU have FAILED to plug the HOLES pointed out in each of your own arguments--you have deconstructed none but your own to begin with.
Stop adding ARROGANCE to your IDIOCY.
gagothesith 2 years ago
do you support isreali occupation or are you anti imperialist?
celtic035 2 years ago
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REPEAT: There you go yet again--running away from your defeated argument by bringing up yet another irrelevant point.
There is a word for that--BULLSHIT.
gagothesith 2 years ago
PS: The very task of a devil's advocate is not in any way 'unfair'--any exisiting hole in the argument that is pointed out is an actual hole.
No party in a coherent debate is obliged to exercise 'fairness in the form of refusal to point out holes in your argument'. Who the hell taught you logic and debate--Hamas through its Handbook of Islamist Propaganda?
gagothesith 2 years ago
i have one question for you:
do you support isreali occupation or are you anti imperialist?
just answer that and not BULLSHIT reply like you have been doing
celtic035 2 years ago
There you go yet again--running away from your defeated argument by bringing up yet another irrelevant point.
There is a word for that--BULLSHIT.
gagothesith 2 years ago
listen mate open up your own profile to post comments on.
better than arguing on a respected comedians video
celtic035 2 years ago
1 REPEAT: WHERE you post your arguments is irrelevant. WHAT arguments you post--their CONTENT--is what matters.
2 REPEAT: You're the one who started all this by putting forward the argument riddled with holes.
gagothesith 2 years ago
I would rather not put forward our whole argument on a craig ferguson video. MY OWN OPINION, if you don't mind.
I ADMITTED THE ORIGINAL ARGUMENT was short sighted. you seem to have ignored that.
do you support isreali occupation or are you anti imperialist?
please ANSWER FOR THE 3RD TIME
celtic035 2 years ago
1 The holes in each of the arguments you have hitherto put forward remain.
2 REPEAT (for the nth time): There you go yet again--running away from your defeated argument by bringing up yet another irrelevant point. The word for that is the one you erroneously thought you were qualified to use--BULLSHIT.
gagothesith 2 years ago
you've still not answered my question
celtic035 2 years ago