After Hours - 4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters

[richwhyteguy92]

funke and and count chocula are the best

[tredlow]

Why do I get the feeling that DOB wanted to dress up as Doctor Manhattan, but then saw himself in the mirror and decided to put on a Tobias mustache to hide the embarrassment?

[Satchman3004]

Slender man

[ideitbawx]

@MetalMatt93 there's a difference between acknowedging a good-looking woman and sounding like a creep. That's all i'm saying.

Ways to look like a creep in youtube comments:

"BOOBS!! :)"

"marry me!! :)"

"ur so hawt i wnat 2 bone u"

Etc etc etc

If you really want to argue with someone on the internet over stupid shit, argue with someone who cares

[ultimateranger213]

What the hell are snorks?

[thedrunktank1]

When is the new after hours

[Mexiqtioner66]

Oh Michael, the only person that can

Spontaneously

Whip-out

Amazing

Improvisations

Masterfully

[ModernCowboy13]

I don't mind the show including politics in a pop culture kind of way as long as both sides get equally praised/bashed .... Anyways great series, I've watched alot of cracked videos but this is by far the best series keep it up :)

[EternalAzhrei]

Please tell me there's going to be more Cracked After Hours. I seriously believe that it is the best thing on Youtube. Please oh please oh please. Does anybody know where I can go to sign a petition to get more? Please?

[Cyan1deSandwich]

Dicks until the end of tiiiiiime!!

[thinman25]

DOUBLE RRRRAPE!

[arru23]

Nick Kocher needs to be in After Hours

[mengle2004]

Kate is so freaking hot

[popatire23]

Dan looks like Paul Giamatti's character in Big Fat Liar. Am I the only one who saw that?

[OrigamiAndSuch]

MIchael Swaim looks truly terrifying in this video.

[Ebvardh]

Yeah, yeah, the ego's threatened, we'll all die one day. What else is new, Freud?

[Ebvardh]

A hotdog? Really, Katie? For fuck's sake...

[barnesm23]

I can't wait for this series to start up again.

[18Musicguy]

Yeah, nobody likes a show that gets too political; myself included

Besides that it was a funny video :)

[ReeLee]

Dicks until the end of time!

[captainhobo1234567]

Bewbs

[zlee415]

Democrats are retarded. If you don't believe compare the republican and democratic websites and see who has their priorities straight.

[BrutticusForce]

@zlee415 missed the point much?

[gpoop23]

@zlee415 Because the other zillion times someone said "People that don't think like me are stupid. This is true because they're wrong" we all just ignored it and suddenly you saying it makes a difference? Seriously, man. If you're going to get all political on a goddamn comedy video, at least have a valid point ready.

[zlee415]

@gpoop23 My point is not the political views of the parties. It's their priorities. On a random day I went to the Republican website, and the debt crisis was Everywhere on the front page. I then went to the Democrat website, and their main topic on their front page was the need for pizza to be considered a vegetable in schools...wtf how does that matter. Then they had all these ads up trying to get you to buy democratic labled shirts, and mugs. The debt crisis was no where to be found.

[Welash1]

Don't know if anyone has taken any notice of him (because seriously when Michael is in shot wearing a Count Chocula outfit why the Hell would you?!) but Cody is wearing an Iron Man mask on the back of his head.

[Sexypumba100]

DOUBLE RRRRRRAAAPE!

[ChewinIceCream]

So their fears are...

Katie- Dying

Daniel- Being Alone ):

Soren- Getting Old and disabled

Micheal- Crotch full of scorpions.

[Lunacyk]

Dammit! I cant wait til March! LOL

[AK1292]

Katie wins the argument. Michael is funniest :D. Always.

[nandee1fuery]

Soren is sexy as fuck. But dressing up as my favorite sci fi captain, in the planet? He just won my heart all over again.

[CuteFairyCreature]

Katie looks nice in purple hair and apparently tits

[TheWatcher51393]

6:26 lol @ Austin 3:16. :D

[badcloud56]

That politics -> horror analogy was just brilliant

[tangymilk]

Seriously, Katie has some awesome tits :D

[tangymilk]

Katie has the greatest tits!

[GrundySolomon]

HOLY UNDERWEAR

this whole time i thought Soren was a LumberJack

[deadapostle]

Damn it! I just discovered this and now I have to wait a million seconds?!!

[NoooobMuffin]

Anyone see Ironman in the back xD

[ebrach121]

The blatent Firefly refrense makes me want to kiss these people :)

[DevanLund]

Does Michael's costume mean that he'll suck our dicks for milk?

[Dommexi0629]

And this is the only reason I didn't go crazy at work tonight! Can't wait for more episodes!

[doglover427]

Firefly! :D

Anyway, I can't wait for more episodes. Sooo funny.

[GreenGearMood]

DOUBLE RAPE!

[Adamarchy77]

5:39 your welcome.

[ideitbawx]

i feel kinda sorry for Kate, she used to be just the smart fire-tempered one in the group, now she's got a bunch of youtube nerds spankin' it to her cleavage. We know she's hot when she really wants to show it, but i doubt your comments will impress. Humour her, maybe, but not impress her

[Ebvardh]

@ideitbawx Why do you feel sorry for her?

Also, cleavage.

[MetalMatt93]

@ideitbawx You think people on YouTube say how hot they think a chick in the video is to impress her? They know they don't have a shot with Katie, they just want to share with the rest of the Internet that they have, in fact, acknowledged her hotness.

[tredlow]

@ideitbawx

In my opinion, she's still the smart, fire-tempered one, regardless of how many nerds drool over her. Unless the show dumbs down her role in the group, I don't think being more attractive will harm her in any way. People who respect her intelligence will continue respecting her intelligence and people who write lewd comments about her will continue to do so regardless of her looks.

[JDLupus]

This is Swaim's world, we just live in it.

[lordlexington89]

this just blew my mind.

[aPiratesParty]

could you people please quit commenting on the boobies. they aren't that impressive.

pardon the honesty michael.

[BLACKIESBOY]

XD I love Michael and Katie's costumes.

But who the hell are Soren and Daniel supposed to be?

[doctorductape]

I think I am officially in love with Katie.

[Inigobalboa]

@doctorductape I saw her first!

[wilikerdinkles100]

Marty you've got to come back with me? Where? Back to March to watch the next Cracked episode!

[wilikerdinkles100]

Freaking hilarious! and I totally agree!

[MrTheChipster]

I crapped my pants with the pop out Zombie in beginning

[emmahouli]

Katie wins 

[mikesaddi]

I think they all make pretty good poi.... BOOBIES!

[winning12341]

Is it just me or is katie getting hotter as the episodes go along?

[TheGryfter]

That's it? No! They're finished until March??? COME ON!!!!!!!

[tornadomaster96]

HORING!

[JimmySteller]

Katie just won that conversation.

[0BatGirl0]

Xenomorphs are scary, but then anything from the mind of Geiger is.

Biological horror is what gets to me, like John Carpenter's the Thing.

In the real world though, fucking caterpillars and slugs, those slimy amorphous little bastards deserve to die...But someone else has to kill them for me, I don;t want to touch them.

Moving on, Michael Swaim, marry me!

[ScissorHand26]

Awww :'(

Her speech was so awesome!

[icyswordofawesome]

Whenever I get a text, Count Swaimula yells "RAPE!!"

[agentkiller94]

Hahaha was that rape victim Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction? I love Cracked!

[Braedi14]

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! omg i cant handle those! DX nope.

[MrBaldsoprano]

No more until March?! Say it ain't so!

[NotMissSunshine]

I need a t-shirt that simply says "Transsexual Anachra-gina".

[jackstorm777]

Something about Count Chocula yelling "RAPE!" made me almost spit out my coffee.

[Niennis]

YES FOR MAL! Well done, guys!

[psimon12345]

You all are very smart (especially Swaim, sorry others), but it's hard to watch you all while being a conservative. Is it me, or are all attempts of humor filled with sex, drugs, and/or violence?

[Niennis]

@psimon12345 That's what a lot of humor is, and if it makes you uncomfortable I'd try to stay away from Cracked videos. Most of them do tend to use sex and violence (mostly) for humor because a lot of us find it funny.

[instanthellmurder1]

I don't know whats better Katie's boobs or Swaim's costume.

[14lanicup]

why cant i be like katie

[pepomk123]

DOUBLE RAPE

[killaspongebob666]

Katie is leela, being a nerd has never been better.

[TheFinalVampireKing1]

the scariest thing is finding out your girlfriend used to be a guy! 0.0 Noooooo!!!

[1989theblacknight]

Boobs.....

[Demonstray]

Remove the head and distract Brian!

[1911gnr]

I wanna know where in the hell Swaim found a Count Chocula costume

[IMmoreRANDOMthanYOU]

Is it wrong to just watch this for tits?

[SuZyKou]

Wow this one was extremely boring.

[GamerGuyM]

THUMBS UP FOR SHAUN OF THE DEAD :D

[hardworker424]

The Leela costume is great and so is Swain's. I really like this series.

[manyeyeshere]

That's not indoctrination... it's interpellation.

Sorry nerdy lit. student.

Great video:)

[bregolingo]

amazing tits

[PatricianOfDarkness]

i'd love to stick my face in between them and motorboat the hell outta them, high fives anyone?

[bregolingo]

@PatricianOfDarkness YEAAaaahh !!

[mikecnx]

@PatricianOfDarkness

*high five!!!*

[PatricianOfDarkness]

@mikecnx fuck yeah!

[levanquer]

No more till march?!?? THAT is the scariest part of this video!

[jlfanargen]

Honestly, these just make me happy

[andyroo24601]

March??? Must... buy... calendar...

[Chucktanium]

I want to see Michael Swaim and Charlie Day sharing a conversation.

[sephirothsdemise]

I love the chocolate syrup on the hot dog, Swain.

[iwentpostaI]

Boob comment aside, Swaim's costume is awesome

...Katie's boobs are awesome too

[Maximumdistance]

New episodes in march... One cyanide capsule please.

[MoonHeadJohn]

Thumbs up for the Tobias costume, wasn't expecting it :)

[yuzuruizawa]

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[yuzuruizawa]

As far as I know the theory of the zombie vs vampires to predict US elections is from Ethan Vasciver

[LexusBrian400]

anyone else pause it at 0:17 ? lol

[VoughtF4U1A]

best line ever: "Trans-sexual Arachni-Gina"

[ebrach121]

WHOOO!!!! I had a feeling he was Mal from Firefly. He even made it obvious when he meantioned Reevers!!! YAY! :D :D :D :D :D :D <3

[ebrach121]

The cook in the background is wearing a backwords Ironman mask ha ha ha :D

[RavnoUK]

katie.. marry me

[sthomas785]

Did anyone else start crying after the Swamp of Sadness clip? Nope? Just me? That's cool...

[drumboarder1]

I've noticed nothing about this video..

[samikorpela]

I love the futurama costume!

[Hundur123]

I like turtles

[AFilthyIbis]

Wait... Snorks exist outside of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

[Crissix100]

Katie has awesome tits?

[butchdeadlift10]

On the subject of zombies, I refer to an odd bit of political commentary from the 50s. Search "Funniest Movie Line Ever" from a user named tklagesse67. I do not agree with the political joke, but I like to keep in mind the shifts in pop culture over the last century........as you can tell, I am pretentious.

If you do look it up, do understand that my first impulse was to flame that video for its political veiws, but my fascination with it compelled me to keep it in one of my playlists

[MichaelBurling13]

Obama and Twilight, Young, Attractive/Appealling to the younger generations, absolutely NOT terrifying and completely ineffective. lol

[thatguy411]

I glad they finally addressed the fact that the never ending story is a horror film. That movie still scares the crap outta me!

[CognosSquare]

Excellent stuff from teh guys as usual.

[SaintJim1992]

we have to wait until march? damn, better be worth it

[bigninja27]

There all wrong Kids are the scariest psychology wise

[CasualGarbage]

I didnt listen to a word she said. i was just starin at those magnifecent pair she's got

[RyantheTallTRex]

Am I the only one who's annoyed that Dan didn't paint his legs??

[caturday456]

Swaim is an amazing Count Chocula 8D

[epignosis567]

swain costume is incredible

[LandKraken789]

thumbs up for iron man in the background!!!!

[gremshula]

I love how the cook in the background has an Iron Man mask on his head lawl

[violenceandpoetry]

Katie actually has a point regarding a correlation between Obama and twilight - there's really no mid-ground in the argument; you either love them, or hate them.

[shittyfagg]

I really like how they put Shaun of the Dead references in every zombie-related convo

[tinyartist18]

MAAAAALLLLLLLLL

[wastgood]

I just blue myself

[rappwr]

Bad decision to have lunch while watching this D:

[5Qu1Z33r]

Second part of your debate does not apply to the rest of the world. The whole liberal-conservative thing is mostly US exclusive.

[ruebuscm]

@5Qu1Z33r Not true. And they're pretty much just talking about American films so, moot point.

[MiketheCabbie]

And to think, they're gonna do a live After Hours at the Comikaze in L.A. next weekend! I wonder if Katie is gonna have to field any questions from lusting fanboys.

[krbato]

Iron man at 5:22

[COMED14N]

Transexual arachnagina.... best name ever?

[Kendrahf]

Poor Katie.

[Dinyctis]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[holdenmkrotch]

@Dinyctis Weird because it's there at all or weird because it's a boner that's different than normal?

[kjrunia]

Brilliant.

[jek21]

BOOBS

[xel99]

weird.... i have this urge to drink some milk...

[crunchdoggie]

I don't know about the other episodes, but I remember reading literally ALL of the points they talked about in articles first. It kinda ruined it for me...

[unorthodoxJ]

Furthermore the fully matured chest burster is filled with phallic imagery, the long shaped head with its inner thrusting mouth for example

[AdamSandman]

WATCH THE MOVIE "BRONSON"... DAN LOOKS LIKE HIM IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE!

[Ploiken]

I often I wonder if Katie reads the numerous comments obsessing over her cleavage. And if so is she flattered? Does she scoff at the immaturity of the cracked audience? I'm going with the former as she's recently started showing wearing more low cut shirts...

[agusgolturbo]

Thumbs up for daniel O Roosevelt!

[quoabell]

i like turtles tooooo!

[gatorboymike]

Katie should have been blue Tobias.

[dedem1315]

anyone notice the bartender has a iron man mask on the back of his head?

[MuseseekerMan]

I'm in love with Katie. and her wife beater

[rainfordr]

Ha, Dan's Tobias Funke! I was wondering why Dr Manhatten had a pimpin' Tom Selleck 'tash.

[deathblad13]

........mmmmm Boobs

[emilang]

hmm i guess i enjoyed this episode as a whole, but i'm gonna decide to comment on katie's boobs. i was imagining her topless the whole time. i guess thats why i enjoyed this episode

[johnnytastetest]

Nice rack!

(The chip rack in the back, of course)

[MonJoe20]

No jean cutoffs? C'MON

[hymklmknjbv]

i JUST realised that shes meant to be leela

[GetStencilD]

Katie's tits are HUUUUUGE

[blissfullyAmit]

@GetStencilD Thanks for being the only idiot to point out the obvious fact that everyone else is trying not to think about.

[infrafan]

1:41 - Iron Chef.

I know. I'm not proud of that joke either.

[MissMeggie2804]

I sort of want to marry Swaim

[derektothemax]

Dan should be wearing jean shorts.

[BishopHatto]

Katie is beautiful!

[mark1983peace]

DOUBLE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!

I'll never watch alien again, that was totally disgusting!

Thanks cracked!

[TheLastReplicant]

Thumbs up for Katie's boobs! Man, she has got a RACK on her!

[tevezteveztevez]

@TheLastReplicant Michael, why the pseudonym?

[ardipithecus11]

@TheLastReplicant She is still fucking ugly though. Her voice is beyond annoying as well.

[GrittyMcCheese]

@ardipithecus11 True.... but.... titties!!?

[ardipithecus11]

@GrittyMcCheese Yeah, the tits cannot be ignored, I'll give you that. Maybe with a sock in her mouth and a bag on her face.

[GrittyMcCheese]

@ardipithecus11 Yes!