Tiger Butane Lighter Review

[Crazypanda369]

are you autistic?

[boxman090]

the virgin is strong with this one!

[CreateAccount649]

Sideburn fail?

[XxSpIkErGuYxX]

dude, ur amazingly funny and entertaining to watch. :)

[BocajBinLadin]

who the FUCK gave this guy a knife?!?!

[BocajBinLadin]

the shitloads of coke this guy must do

[stude444]

Silly Goose

[stude444]

Wow, I had youtube muted and I was about to start raging thinking that they took the audio off this one....yeah.

[DoWhatIDus69]

your gay! no joke man. and you need to calm down

[asuazolopez]

how do you get cum on the back of ur desk chair.?

[victory01]

dude, you're fucking hilarious!

[goodlaugh2]

hey tolstoy, why

don't you ever light shit on fire?!

[Easty1010]

lol i only realised at 7:50 his suit shoulder bit was fucked

[MegaAngel1210]

under his lamp



[Bigiphat]

litlle big planet

[squibblesthehusky]

GET ON WITH IT!!!

[brandon14872]

where did you get this lighter?

[Dgmcfartland]

yo tolstoy, have you heard of a star lighter? i happen to have one and they are cheap knock-offs of zippo lighters.

[RadonX9]

So you shake up your Butane, then you LIGHT IT ON FIRE!

[masonroe157900000]

My brother had a shitload of pogs, I used to look at his box of them.

[jyatzy123]

this is great vid for bi polar like wow no wonder ppl wouldnt wanna send u donations

[masonroe157900000]

@jyatzy123  You type like an idiot and you're probably quite the derp motherfucker! :D

[jyatzy123]

@masonroe157900000 lmfao not even close to you

[masonroe157900000]

@jyatzy123 ah heh, yeah, I'm totally derp, and that's why I'm a tolstoykafkaevsky fan.

[jyatzy123]

@masonroe157900000 lmao well im not that prob some of ur problems

[masonroe157900000]

@jyatzy123 ... You're clearly an idiot.

[jyatzy123]

@masonroe157900000 i know only a idiot would fight over the net

[masonroe157900000]

@jyatzy123 And that's exactly why you continue to do so and use " A" instead of "an". what are you, like, 7?

[TTGxRecon]

fuck u jew

[jonny12384]

@TTGxRecon No, fuck you.

[Rarehunterxj]

Y isent there more dislike bars

[peachfuzz199]

nice muton chops

[halochar]

bipolar much? nice  blade

[halochar]

bipolar much?

[haidermusicvids]

wow you need to get laid



[homerunner229]

crack baby

[gangsterAWESOME123]

you have....no life.

[6joeyluke9]

how did u make this 28 minutes?

[BlackStarZer0]

is that the naruto manga in the background?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@BlackStarZer0

There ARE Mangas back there, but none of them are Naruto, though.

[BeGladItsAlmostOver]

I didn't think ADD was a real disease either, then I saw this video

[ridgey102]

the best tolstoy video ever

[Rorshein]

King of the Hill reference, WINGO!

[CoDcomrade2]

Good thing no youtube advertisers did not see the intro or they would think you are crazy. (But funny)

[FrankieTheoret]

the canadian dollar is called a "loonie" how do they take an economic crisis seriously!?

[bnberrylad21]

you are so fucking annoying.

[MrMarreBarr]

This is hilarious! :)

[sethro1]

this guy is fucking crazy

[icedragon295]

Tolstoy, I've been wanting to buy some combat boots, but not sure where to start or which brand to go for. Seeing how you have some really kick-ass boots, I figured you would know some good boots.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@icedragon295

You could try grinders, but I haven't tried them yet so I don't know what they're like.

[PinoyFiesta]

Love this guy

[Creamy360]

what concerts have you been to that involved ligher waving, Tolstoy?

[kr15p]

i dont know why i cliked this but im glad i did, dude ure funny as hell and ima defo keep up with your posts if there anything like this, top job.

[harlotstarlet]

you're amazingly obnoxious.

[miva55]

is this guy a new Daxflame?

[ndrvo]

i watched the whole video lol

[FailDrummer]

28 minutes of pure review!

[benJAMMIN745]

@FailDrummer actually only about 30% of it is review

[weinerschnitzelboy]

Nice hair

[DMindSuprezzor]

WTF?

[MrJoubada]

8:15 "go go back! NEEEEEEEH!" i laughed my head off man ur awesome :D

[hatake176]

i love your ff7 comparesion

[DanJonMor]

Am I seeing correctly, TKE FEATURED ON THE YOUTUBE ON THE RISE FEATURE?!?!?!?!

[SMFApples]

A belt and suspenders? I'm ashamed for you.

[hatake176]

are you ok adhd thats what i have and i would like a lighter there awesome to fiddle with

[hatake176]

are you ok



[louie11aao]

I demand to know what planet you are from..

[andreasBK943AN]

srry but you are a dork

[robm425]

Too long of a video

[4shacks1house]

Ambrose T. Burnside called and guess what he wants??

[phealix]

I feel bad for this guy, he is clearly suffering from some type of metal illness.

[kizanko]

At the first glanse i thought he was British...

[Caesarke]

i dont know exactly what you want out of a lighter ..since you dont smoke !!!

but if you remember the "JOKER" in BATMAN movie ,,he got a lighter that makes a foot long flame.

[tomtrollkiller]

Very strange man haha...

[96chriscole96]

is this guy crazy?

[petujaymz]

now review ur mom's face

stpid cunt

[KingSiddhartha]

Haha @ 3:15 "There's alot of shit.. OOOOOOOOOOOOOhh, not suppose to swear.... Fuck it!"

[Yensen12345]

So is this a thing now?

[Gannondalf]

if this guy wasnt making videos, and was doing this, he would be clinically insane

[emadaii]

is that a CQC knife ?

[candicegGaudet]

You have a great personality but what is the purpose of these videos?

[vickzter]

You remind me of patrick from FOB

[caesiume]

Don't talk so loud, and shave your sideburns.

[phr0]

i fucking hate you

[james3765733]

fat cunt

[mymovienerd]

Bipolar much?

[KayozKill]

@mymovienerd bi-winning!

[PUTANGINAMOGAGUKAPA]

are those sideburns real

[Dman40000]

I wasn't expecting much when i saw this on the front page and clicked but i have to say i was thoroughly entertained. Keep it up

[killer9171983]

shit... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not supposed to swear..........

fuck it

[killamilla702]

this is why nerds don tget laid

[cheguebera]

TEAM COCO!

[joanfal]

You are funny you just maybe need to edit more? Not sure.

[OMGitsVICKYG]

i have never laughed at a YouTube video sincerely til now. i am subscribing.

[ImSofaKingGood]

ROFLMAO mental guy. Here's a like for the new LBP game!

[jmcconnell64]

2 years ago i took my dads butane lighter and tried to refill it and i broke the tip of the can and i almost blew up my house! :)

[ddgg00]

man you are fucking stoned!

[andresc123]

suspenders and belt? it has to be just one...

[pubetree177]

I watched that WHOLE thing, somehow

[hd92122]

this is a 30min review??

0__o

[Alexsuppan]

Dupont has been producing those innovative lighting mechanisms since the 18th century....just sayin

[laugholot]

This guy is a goof. lol. I enjoyed the whole thing.

[TheButtersGuy]

This Guy is FUCKED.

[arch2wifey]

28.09 min ill never get back

[MrPurplenipples]

@arch2wifey Your F*cking stupid if it took you 28 mins to realize that you should not have watched it. Moron

[arch2wifey]

@MrPurplenipples oh really? thanks for the unwanted insight. :)

[gobberdude45]

@arch2wifey i stopped watching after he broke out the little big planet dolls

[arch2wifey]

@gobberdude45 lol i was embarassed for him after that........the only reason i watched the whole vid was cuz my sister and i were bored and wanted to see this " lighter"

[benJAMMIN745]

@arch2wifey Thats your own effin fault. You didnt have to finish the video

[Shikamarukan]

@arch2wifey Yeah, 28.09 minutes I'll never get back. Good thing they were the best 28 minutes of my day.

[ieodksnw787]

your goofed lapel distracted me the whole video

[TheLukeology]

@ieodksnw787

YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR ME NOWW 

[imthetopstoner]

there is a cum stain on back of his chair 15;30

[hbartley]

You said fuuck, niggr, cotton, shit, chinnk in the same video and your a youtube partner.. EPIC WINNING!!!! ps that face you made after you said contain the orgasms ladies was creeps. Imagine a girl seeing u make that face after you tap that shit. She would be like omg what have i done. This nigra is str8 creeps. Funny shht

[hbartley]

You said fuuck, niggr, cotton, shit, chink in the same video and your a youtube partner.. EPIC WINNING!!!!

[benland1999]

i dont know y but u make me laugh and i was laughing when i got a det and THEY FUCKING BLAMED ME

[MrGravelle]

pogs are awesome

[sole991]

lol at 10:24

[Flamingrune77]

Coca cola- There's no way were going to advertise on THIS niggers videos!

[TarenReyem]

in the late 90s pogs were the shit

[Theareen1138]

I like the little suave Tolstoy that snuck out when you were talking about the video length... you should do more of that

[roryos]

LOL Keep away from children and other flammable object

[Ap0ph1s15]

also the mississippii thing dosent work unless u say missisip...... i timed it :)

[Ap0ph1s15]

at 20:00 you kinda look a bit like jim carrey

[RocknForJesus]

Schizophrenia at its finest. XD

[emac1567]

20:00 is the best part of all censoring yourself in school, hilarious

[emac1567]

My god your mad, I must see more

[loLFERBERG]

7: 45 = )

[runescaper128]

WHAT DA FU***************CK!

[aznboy1234455]

whoops sry didnt watch up untill how u explain ur a partner

[xFalloutVids]

Where did you get your combat boots at 9:25?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@xFalloutVids

Doc Marten.

[xFalloutVids]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky These are totally going on my birthday list. XD

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@xFalloutVids

They're not very comfortable, and you will get stared at. I've been fucking with people by dressing this way since I was in highschool, but if you're not used to the attention, I wouldn't recommend them.

[xFalloutVids]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky Yeah, I know they're not like walking on clouds, lol and I'm looking into cheaper and more comfortable options. Also, I don't plan to wear these to school, I've got a mortal fear of becoming a social outcast and everyone thinking I'm some freak for wearing "different (cool IMO)" things to school, lol. They'll probably be used for hiking and wearing around on weekends.

[Creamy360]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky you won't get stared at for wearing the 'normal' size dr martens though, only those ridiculously tall ones

[JerryL237]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky why havent you taken the tag off of the sackboy yet

[varun009]

you're a youtube partner??! you betrayed us!

[lastcody]

TAP 2 TO MAKE TOLSTOY BEATBOX!!!! :D

[aznboy1234455]

how did u do over 15 minutes

[stude444]

May I say, your hair is pretty aweosme



[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@stude444

I wish everyone else thought so. I'm probably going to get it shaved down tomorrow, cause I'm fucking tired of listening to people call me Elvis at work.

[stude444]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky THat sucks man. If I were you I'd give em the old middle finger.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@stude444

Can't. They'd fire me.

[stude444]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky Jobs suck, can't flip off co workers, can't deny customers service for fun, can't take turns shoving the newest employee into the toilet and beating him with a fire hydrant.

[randomrussianinc]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky but thats part of the classic "Tolstoy" look!

[randomrussianinc]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky but thats part of the classic "Tolstoy" image!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@randomrussianinc

I know, but someone told me that it turns women off. Normally I don't give two shits about the mainstream, but day after FUCKING day they keep giving me the propaganda and I think I'm starting to crack.

[FatTonyCologino]

fire is a very important survival tool no shame in carrying a lighter if ya dont smoke ya might need to light something on fire one day you never know!

[KingOCleveland]

skit in the beggining is funny

[lastcody]

MAKE A 4 HOUR REVIEW!!!!!!! :DDDDDD

[benjolyman]

fer a sec i felt sad

[Route23Productions]

I think this is great, but does tolstoy partnership mean more vidoes more constantly?

[hikaru99]

Children are pretty flammable 

[Tweetiex]

Those lighters with the turning wheel are cigar lighters, I myself don't smoke but i got one of these, because you can open it with one hand and ignite in one move, works pretts nice on the ladys, for when the don't have a light...

[2xDimex2]

man i burnt my house town... Tolstoy... my parents are sueing you :P lol

[thethreemusketeers]

you need to dust your room haha

[qasem01ishalomaster]

are you really a partner, or was it a joke

[MykonosFan]

@qasem01ishalomaster He's a partner.

[qasem01ishalomaster]

@MykonosFan but why? he made so many vids about not becoming a partner and youtube ruining his videos. its againts what he stands for

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@qasem01ishalomaster

that's why we call it selling out

[snethss]

Facist country. lol. You need to move in the basement. I need more troll ammo.

[UberKuhlMan]

One of my favorite Tolstoy reviews.

[toadsworthshortstop]

your last two videos have been, in my opinion, the best you've ever made. Keep it up!

[DarkWaffle2011]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky did you find anything about it?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@DarkWaffle2011

Not really.

[Shangrily]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky

actually you can run a zippo off of anything from gasoline to high proof alcohol, basically any flammable liquid

[WIERDgameFREEK]

theres alot of shit, OOOHHHH not supposed to swear.............eh fuck it lmao