Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 3 Questions

[supernarwhal123]

27 people do not know the difference between an african and a european swallow

[30016463]

26 people got the didn't know the average air speed velocity of a swallow 

[ItsMrSchnappi]

I like asking these questions to people on Omegle.

[Tentacleed]

We all know Gilliam through his animations and lunacy but on rare occassions when he actually appears in front of the camera, he's hysterical! The poof in Visitors, the poof in Senor Biggles, Che Guevara ...

[blah8369]

1:50 yoda doesnt know. :P

[trollingnewb]

that was funny

[SgtMarcReynol]

"How do you know so much about swalloos?"

"You have to know these things when you're king."

[angrygingersteve]

To go from a comedic scene of King Arthur to arguements about Churchill, Nazis, and border control.... the Youtube comments section never ceases to perplex me.

[DidaDragan]

So, what was the capital of Assyria ?

[Freyafanboy90]

@DidaDragan That would be Assur.

[seangrie8]

Hmm a bridge like that for border control?

[nOizyGR]

@seangrie8 I got a better one for you: A bridge like that for stupid xenophobic people... Yeah that should work.

[nOizyGR]

@seangrie8 I'm not gonna waste my time fighting over this because you can't even understand the reasons people are moving away from their countries. Arguing with people who believe in the law of the jungle is pointless. So I guess I'm the one who CAN process and don't ease my mind thinking that the strongest should survive and the weakest should die just because he's poor and doesn't have the same opportunities with me. Have a nice day mr Hitler.

[seangrie8]

@nOizyGR Considering my grandfather fought the Germans and my Great grandfather was gassed by them on the Somme only an idiot such as yourself would assume that i was a NAZI.

With the content of the of the video hinting at black humour, the individual with less than an average developed mind could determine a relation to the humour i was making.

Thus Proving my previous point by PM and as above.

Dying on your feet springs to mind here due to your lack of worldly experience.

[nOizyGR]

@seangrie8 Oh now you're referring to the "black humor" of the video... right... Well if you didn't want people to assume that you're a xenophobic S.O.B you shouldn't say things like "left-wing nasty names" and stuff. Also, Churchill was another imperialist S.O.B pretty much like all the American governments over the years so it's a pretty bad example of wisdom. Now you can kiss my left-wing ass.

[seangrie8]

@nOizyGR Ok next time i write a comment I'll ASSUME the audience is as mentally challenged as you.

[lelapindore]

@nOizyGR

I agree 100% in regards to the S.O.B. imperialist American governments!

[twooffour]

@nOizyGR

Not even sure why he made that "joke" - if this bridge is supposed to represent border control, it paints a pretty nasti picture of those in charge of the border ;)

[HoratioInveru]

@nOizyGR Dude, it's a fucking YouTube video... He said his original comment as a joke (a moderately funny joke too by the way). Don't look so far into it, and don't try to insult people over the web, that's just cowardly.

[seangrie8]

@nOizyGR A vastly more intelligent person than yourself (not difficult) Winston Churchill described the next NAZIS as being the extreme left wing finger pointing fascists,who you seem to edging towards.

Or your just lacking the IQ capacity,i hasten to add.

[Chekkogrnteam]

@nOizyGR Why help them in their country when we can flood ours with immigration to the point where our supplies and resources can't keep up with the population. What happens then? The country is destroyed and everyone becomes poor. Back to point A.

Oups, I think I'm Hitler now. Pfft. Get out.

[sirjefferson9001]

@nOizyGR immigration restrictions are not inherently related to so-called xenophobia (which is a wrong denomination for aversion towards foreigners, which is not inherently based upon pathological fear, and obviously meant to generally degrade the holders of respective opinions/preferences as insane in an inappropriate manner which constitutes unreasonable hate itself, which is why i think it is a shame that this term/concept is commonly accepted).

[sirjefferson9001]

@sirjefferson9001 as for governmental immigration restrictions, they are mostly done for economical reasons. it is of course unreasonable and evil to make/advocate any such restrictions, as well as being against foreigners (still, it's not a mind-sickness)

[GrimaldiSounds]

@nOizyGR xenophobic. through rational deduction, you're clearly not a foreigner, you're a white woman on her period who can't take a joke.

[nOizyGR]

@GrimaldiSounds I'm allergic to bad jokes mate.

[DINONERD27]

@nOizyGR im not im allergic to broccoli with a concience

[renaissanceman21c]

@GrimaldiSounds Are you saying that a country should not control its borders? If this is the case, on what grounds would you take that position?

[GrimaldiSounds]

@renaissanceman21c Nope. Little men like this should surround our country with questions no immigrants would know answers to.

[korbinhall]

lolz i didnt know the bridge keeper could kill himself

[doorwindow7]

Well to maintain airspeed velocity the swallow must beat its wings 42 times a second.

[MegaMeep101]

An African or a European swallow?

[Mar10nii]

trolled the troll

[NorwegianPwner]

WHAT!

[Ebob101]

Counter troll success. Mission accomplished. Transformation complete. Autobots, roll out!

[talkindurinthemovie]

and thats how you beat a troll

[ShazamWow1]

22 people did not know what their favorite color was... :)

[SupaSoap590]

What... is the capital of asidia?!

"I DONT KNOW THAT!!!"

[rhino474]

blue, no wait!

[kyoko277]

0:00

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[XxRandomxNamexX]

WAT

IS THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW

[katy1423]

What.. Is your name.. What... is your quest.. What.. Is your favourite colour...

Rofl I love that part xD

[derworfnet]

The German Version of that Scene added a short  line when Galahad was catapulted into the chasm: "But I'm pure..." XD

[LeStoiQue]

the whole film is very great, masterpiece.

[atterol1031]

an african or european swallow? I dont know. AAAAAHHHHH

[LtSurge659]

The capital of Assyria was Niniveh!

[EpicNeonStudios]

OH YES OF COURSE :3

THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH! :D

[thedescent666]

You have to love this movie!!

[bassline0121]

Ask me the questions, i am not afraid!

What is your name?

Sir. Robin of Camelot :3

What is your quest?!

To seek the grail :3

What... is the capital of asidia?!

i dont know that!

[deandusk]

@bassline0121 assyria

[bassline0121]

@deandusk Thanks lol

[aaronalm1]

"Blue, no yellllooowww!!!"

[lushikichiariCHAN]

20 people we're asked the velocity of a swallow and didn't know the awnser

[doobiesmoke15]

Why do people call the bridgekeeper a troll when he is never referred to as such in the movie?

[Video85Man]

this looks like a funny movie LOL

[Sejr]

@Video85Man

You mean you haven't seen it? You should, it's really great if you like offbeat randomness.

[honkycabbit]

20 people got thrown off the bridge, 553,813 people were allowed to cross and they all said, "oh thank you, thank you very much."

[CrystalScars]

hhaha it's the best scene.

[bigsisbeast]

yellooooooo!!!!!



[fsriders]

i can't believe u cut the

"how do u know so much about swallows?"

"well u have know these things when ur king"

part out XD

[nOizyGR]

@fsriders yeah I don't know why either lol... i guess i was in a hurry.. i can't remember!

[fsriders]

@nOizyGR XD oh well, mistakes happen :P

[TheEmotionalstone]

@nOizyGR hopefully that wasn't a question :P

[serrie85]

@fsriders That part wasn´t needed. I think 90% who watched this clip, knew that line xD

[fsriders]

@serrie85 lol probably, but it adds a lot to the funniness of the clip.. yes i know that isn't really a word... at least I dont think.. no red line LE GASP! lol

[Leopardstar757]

Not Galahad! DX

[MrSparky3976]

Love this scene

[SlighBaby]

Thumbs if jonny 5 brought you here.

[TheTomReid]

You cut off the best line!

"How do you know so much about swallows?"

"When you're a king, you've got to know these things"

[kossxf]

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king ya know.

[Idrinkyourmilkshake6]

ownt

[jrcbroolz]

my history teacher actually put 'what is the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut' in a history test of the crusades, he's mad on monty python

[MiniMurse]

I got this as a Bonus question on my Chemistry final, but couldn't remember >.< I guess I should be thrown away now...

[dklarl]

20 people didn't answer the 3 questions right :D

[TheKunoichiNeko]

I played sir robin in a play xD I loved playing this scene.

[Ddamagnez]

Fine off you go LOL 

[MultiDevon21]

What is your fav color? Blue no yel-ahhhh

[jeffyyuan]

it's called answer a question with a question ;)

[CompoundBowShooter]

The ending was perfect! Sad no more Monty movies :(

[Fairess]

I FREAKIN' LOVE JOHN CLEESE!! :D

[CutiePie4325]

The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is approximately 24 miles per hour.

[ButcherOfComedy]

20 people couldn't answer the five questions.

[bourdon30]

@ButcherOfComedy three questions :)

[darkfiete]

@ButcherOfComedy three questions!

[MrsPritchard72]

That's easy !!! 8D

[fsriders]

if he asked me what the capital of Issiah was, I'd say "I" lol XD

[stykzninja1]

Sir Galahad should have just said "turquoise."

[Delphinusish]

The capital of Assyria is Assur

[stykzninja1]

@Delphinusish Sir Robin should have known that. Too late.

[jgag100591308]

@Delphinusish

its Nineveh

[Videot01]

"How do you know so much about swallows?"

"Well you have to know these things when you're a king you know."

[JoYiSgUiTaR]

Point and blank, if you don't know your favorite color, or are unsure of it, your scrwed in life.

[MaxArceus]

yay i made the 2000th like!

[robota833]

18 people had indecision on their favorite color

[KristoferKeane]

How do you know so much about swallows?

Oh well, you just have to know these things as King.

Or something like that. You missed out the best lines from just after your cut. :P

[MrSweatyPants]

People who are quoting 18 people did this or 18 people did /said that deserved to get chucked off the fucking bridge!!!

[THEEVANTHETOON]

The capital of Assyria is Assur (Ashur).

[Vysantha]

@THEEVANTHETOON

No, it's Nineveh.



[THEEVANTHETOON]

@Vysantha The capital change over time.

[MultiXPod]

@THEEVANTHETOON In which time, because it had different capitals in different time periods (4 capitals)? You are talking about the first one. :)

[tobs22]

18 people said blue by accident

[EpicHatMan]

To me this is an impossible answer of how people even can dislike this.

[honkycabbit]

18 people got thrown off the bridge.

[anigodess]

18 people don't know what the airspeed velocity of unladen swallows.

[tulaXchan]

@anigodess african or european?? lmao!! XD :3

[anigodess]

@tulaXchan exactly. x)

[buehrle90]

how do you not know your favorite color?

[IndianaJonesfans09]

18 people failed the 3 questions.

[MultiSlackey]

Note To self:Never ever say no or i dont know that. wait did i??? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[WillRennar]

It seems to me that the "chuck 'em off the bridge" spell/curse/ejector seat/whatever is triggered simply by someone on the bridge saying "No."

Wait a sec, did I jus***FOOSH***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............!­!

[dubs19842009]

I used to play this game with my friends when I was a kid. We added one extra line to the scene. Before the flying sendoff for a losing round, the bridgekeeper would say "Sorry. You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

[SkatesNSaddles]

This is for DAXDXI...

The other guy got thrown because right after he goes "blue" he tries to change his answer. The other guy did not...

[DAXDEXICO]

I'm confused, and if I'm being really stupid, that's not a surprise, but I hope someone could help me here. If it's really clear, forgive me, but I've never understood this since I first saw the movie. Sir Lancelot is asked his favorite color. He says "blue" and the troll lets him go. But when Sir Gallahad is asked, he says "blue," and is evaporated. Why? Is there an untold rule that you can't repeat other people's answers? That'd seem pretty dumb. Am i making a mountain out of a molehill?

[richbev91]

@DAXDEXICO: Gallahad says "Blue", then realizes he spoke in haste. His real favorite color is "yello....ahhhhhhhhhhh"

[123ilovevampires]

@richbev91 Actually I think he said "Blue! No pi- ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" I think I heard him about to say pink check with subtitles on next time you watch the movie and tell me the true answer.

[MultiSlackey]

@123ilovevampires ITS YELLO-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

[123ilovevampires]

@MultiSlackey Oh. Okay, thanks! :D

[SmoochyLips5]

@123ilovevampires but since Monty Python is all about comedy it would be a big joke to say pink

[GhostDog65]

18 ppl are losers and what is the velocity of a swallow?

[123ilovevampires]

@GhostDog65 What do you mean? African or European?

[alexandru315]

monty python and the holy grail coconuts

[ashurathesadxhacker]

I had a teacher that was asking random questions then said whats the velocity of a swallow and i said African or European. he laughed and about 5 other people did too.

[nOizyGR]

@ashurathesadxhacker LOL.

[unrealeck]

@ashurathesadxhacker Shame you had to copy that from someone else on the other video.

[ashurathesadxhacker]

@unrealeck whos?

[unrealeck]

@ashurathesadxhacker I can't post a link but it's someone else's video of this scene with an extremely similar comment to yours.

[ashurathesadxhacker]

@unrealeck oh well i dident copy to of the same things can happen you knoe :)

[SuburbanNinja8000]

@ashurathesadxhacker Least the Teacher got the joke at least. lol

[halopwner179]

@ashurathesadxhacker me to lol

[venturae]

@ashurathesadxhacker africans are superior

[MrBojanmarsetic]

press 1 trepeatedly o hear duck

[MrBojanmarsetic]

Mine is english green ))))))

[curicica15]

african or european? iiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[brennenderopa]

Well, it was Assur, of course. Later on it was moved to the city of Nimrud and after that the capital was the city Dur-Sharrukin. In the Neo-Assyrian Empire around 700 BC the capital was Nenivah. Well, that is just common knowledge, like your favourite colour.

[billybobboberson]

@brennenderopa of course

[Gobbikins]

This is sad that i memorised this whole scene.

[a1onarap]

@Gobbikins it's not sad bro. it's only sad if you didn't memorize it ahhaha

[randomface54]

how much more is it physically possible for 6 individuals to win than these comedy gods? answer: it is not possible to improve on perfection

[TheCoops720]

how do you know so much about swallows?

[xxplayer482xx]

@TheCoops720 being a king you must know these things

[Patros2006]

Stop what is your name?

Sir Gallahad of Camelot

What is your quest?

I seek the grail

What is your favourite colour?

Blue no AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

FAIL

[nelord7000]

1:00 eric idle NOOO

[markmy97]

@guitarplayer3250 was that 18th person you lmao xD

[wotaj]

It's spelled Nineveh actually. :-B

[lewisner]

Five people-18 people need to be cast into the Pit Of Eternal Peril.

[StrawberryScream179]

NEE

[RustedPlatinum]

lol to find velocity you need the final speed, initial speed and time. GOSH bridge keeper!!

[MyNameIsTheTroll]

18 people didn't know which breed of swallow it was..an African Swallow, or a European Swallow.

[zilinskas91]

Hmmm..I don't know that..AAAAAAHHHH

[Lempeleck]

1,816 got across and 17 died xD

[MrKideon]

Like this if you think Sir Galahad is stupid to get his favourite color wrong.

[DoctorLiggett5]

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

"Huh, I - I don't know that. Whoa-Aaaaahhhhhh"

[Chubzdoomer]

@DoctorLiggett5 You can quote people, too!? AWESOME!!!

[shaorone]

let chuck norris kill them all...

[2sissylalas]

Blue. No wait YEEELLLLOOOOOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Speedeman7]

Blue. No wait, yelaaaaaaagggghhhh!!!

[cheezenfriez]

lol bridgekeeper got owned at his own game.

[PurpleAlligatorSoup]

Well when your king, you have to know these things

[AmoraGirl10]

oh! PLEASE send me this, I REALLY need the audio for an animation I'm doing!

[RekiWylls]

@AmoraGirl10 video2mp3 will rip the audio from any youtube video for free.

[AmoraGirl10]

@RekiWylls thank you ^^

[bassistbrown]

Blue... No Re..... AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Gozaburo1]

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow:

V=Ao(5((Qc/Po +1)^(2/7) -1)))^0.5

[Jenzmetal]

@Gozaburo1 WOuld that be an african, or a european swallow?

[Coraircate]

Aww, I liked Galahad.