Horatio Cane's One Liners

[WilmaGarrison]

0:45 must have been a bad day since he doesnt have is glasses.

[dragonette98]

"maybe this murder case..."

*holds up sunglasses*

"shit the lenses are broken!"

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[TheGigac]

"Horatio, we found Charlie Sheen murdered with chainsaw"

"Looks like our man..."

"Sunglasses"

"Is Two and a Half"

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!

[glaringatthesun]

Tripp: we found semen in a jar of nuts next to the victim

Horatio:Looks like our killer was

*sunglasses*

Horatio: fucking nuts

[thatlaxguy1]

Looks like this suicide...

*puts on glasses*

Wasnt really a suicide.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[csspirit]

What will Horatio do when there is no sun in miami? Put on an umbrella?

[facebooker23556]

Horatio, the victim was a baker who wed the mob millions

Well, i guess he couldn't...

*puts on sunglasses*

Raise the dough

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[bonkasthebluetoon]

ABH!

[PlanCSkate]

abh

[EasyEnergy]

2:34 he forgot about sunglasses O_O ...

[Muckilove]

Lol, those lines are so ridiculous XD

[spinert]

half way through i was like "they aint even tryin no more" lmao

[Ivan090589]

10 people don't wear sunglasses

[mrvulox]

I just low his one liners... Allways: Explain the half of the facts -> put on sunglasses -> explain the last half -> YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[WatiTheChef]

6:09: ........ Aw, fuck it. Roll the opening!

[joshp9690]

Horatio, did you hear? Randy savage died in a car accident.

Well I guess the slim jim

*puts on sunglasses*

Snapped into him

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[legofreak247]

H, did you have parents?

Horatio: (Tells about a sad childhood)

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Horatio: Well now you know. And knowing,

*Glasses*

Is only half the battle.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH

[StopLookCross]

"Horatio, we found poop in the victims pants"

"Well I guess they"

*Puts on Glasses*

"Were shit out of luck"

YEAAAAAAAAAA

[TheMasochisticZebra]

"Horatio, we found semen in the victims ear."

"Well I guess she"

*Puts on shades*

"Heard her killer cumming."

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!­­!

[1350harrylarry]

H, the joker impersonator was strangled at this comedy club. Horatio: Well, it looks like *Shadess* The chokes on him. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[lcieRebel]

H, this man burnt himself listening to Rebecca Black.

Horatio: Well, it looks like

*shadesss*

It's Friday today.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHH!!!!!!!

[MrThomasAngelo]

This YEAAAAH makes me rage now!

[TheDarkdagger]

"Horatio! Justin Bieber just hit puberty!"

"Well. Looks like..."

*Shades*

"You should never say never."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[tantive4]

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[ryder4782]

Frank: Horatio Justin bieber was killed just before the concert.

Horatio: Well it looks like...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Horatio: our killer was Justin time.

[xxxNightstalker1xxx]

H-walks off screen YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[xxxNightstalker1xxx]

People forget

[Tiagoivo7]

These commentd are way more interesting than the video itself xD

[BuenoSopo]

Horatio, Our latest victim is a prostitute, She appears to have been Hit in the head 3 times with a Golf club, We think it was Tiger Woods.

H: No, it wasn't him.....

*Puts on Sunglasses*

.....He would have got the Hoe in one....

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[axbepa]

i got a better one

Frank: the victem was found inside this carpet

H:well Frank it looks like........

*puts on glasses*

H: he is all wraped up.

YEEEAAAH

[axbepa]

An explosion in the background

H: Now that.......

puts glasses on

H;was a blast.

YEEEAHHH

[imExtended]

Horatio, we found Hannah Montana and Justin Bieber dead backstage.

"Well it looks like ..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"We got the best of both worlds.

[myboyz24]

Horatio, we got LeBron James in a pool of blood & its 100 degrees out here

Well then, I guess LeBron-

(puting shades on)

couldn't handle the Heat

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[45tigers45]

"Horatio, a woman has been killed in a hit and run incident."

"well, why was the killer....,"

*sunglasses*

"driving in the kitchen?"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[megamanrocks99]

The first one didn't have to say anything,lol

[ninjakillspirate]

"You don't fall 3 stories and then get up and walk away"

"You do,"

*puts on sunglasses*

"if your a mutant fish frog"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHH

[thedoctor2199]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ullombrospictures]

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[Melmarie15]

Me and my brothers and dad used to watch this show and make fun of him because we couldn't take him seriously! I didn't know years down the road other people felt the same! Horatio Caine FTW!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

[sneakertri]

YeeeeeeeeeeeeAaaaaaaah lol

[Kiffehz278]

"Horario, The victim was found with semen in her mouth"

"You know what they say...."

*Sunglasses*

"The truth is hard to swallow"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!

[714irie714]

who writes his lines? haha too funny

[Tealyz]

It doesn't really sound like "YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!" It sounds like someone is screaming in agony... which makes sense anyways.

[TheFlagellator28]

Looks like...

*sunglasses*

Gingers actually do have souls

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH

[smashher]

"Horatio this woman was a porn star and someone broke her jaw."

"She lied to me....."

"puts on glasses"

"She does do facials."

[keyboardfriend]

Horatio, this guy got killed in the swimming hall.

Looks like...

*sunglasses on*

My sunglasses are broken.

*sunglasses off*

What did you say again, Alex?

[keyboardfriend]

H, this guy got killed while walking in the park.

One step for a man...

*sunglasses*

One huge leap for the murderer.

[PrinceK2007]

Horatio: "Knock,knock"

Tripp: "Who's there"

Horatio: *puts on shades* "The"

Tripp: "The who?"

YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[LambOfMusic]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[555aboud]

the suspect :i have work to do

*puts on glasses*

horatio :So do I

[Definatlynottoday]

.... "what you got for me Frank" "we found the bodies locked in this fridge"...."I...'sunglasses'..­..got nothing".  YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[TheTofuGod]

This is a crime scene

"puts on glasses"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fanofthefett1995]

Horatio the victim was in the band 'coughs'. Horatio: the who ...YEEAAH!!!

[thebaseballcardguru]

The vic was trying to defend himself with a broken pencil.

Well it's obvious his efforts...

*sunglasses*

were pointless.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Lightingbolt008]

"Horatio, looks like that explosion happen after he lit a cigarette"

"well you know what they say..."

*sunglasses"

"smoking kills"

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!­!!

[modernway91]

"I think Will Smith was here"

*shades*

"because he left some fresh prints"

YEEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!!

[AJLstudios]

DUDE IS THAT BEN LINUS AT 2:27

[ANTHOHKNEE]

"Looks like the victims head was cut off....

*shades*

He wasn't "heading" off anywhere"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[peshinc]

We gotta move quick, the tide is rising, and we, have a sinking crime scene.

[whenitsmidnight]

@Bridagierz ROTFLMAO

[Bridagierz]

"The victim was found dead with semen in his ears"

"Well I guess the victim..."

*puts on shades*

"Heard him coming"

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!

[CNRhKXtreme]

Me: I don't know which group made this theme song.

Horatio: Well I guess you don't know....

*puts on shades*

...Who is in charge.

*YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

[Martastik04]

cheesy ass shizzle

[Titan990]

Sir, Rick Ashtley died from being flattened by a steam roller

It looks like....

*puts on shades*

Hes been rickrolled..

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

[0DorkoSaur0]

I hate his character.... so much. I hate this show... so much. It's unoriginal and tasteless. Oh and did I mention bland as fuck?

[leafninja13]

-H, he just jumped off for no reason

-Looks like we've... got a murder

-Uhm, where are your shades?

-Looks like we've... got a misplaced.. wait I got 'em

*puts sunglasses on*

-... yeah.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAHA!

[xemiliemx]

This was ...

*puts on the shades* ... a murder.

[Jkapricorn]

i lol

[ShadeKirby500]

My sunglasses...

*puts on sunglasses*

... are really cool.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAGH

[AGP12345]

Horatio, the canadians just won the olympic hockey gold!

Well, they must've been

*Puts on sunglasses*

On their "eh" game

YEAAAAAAAHH

[Sharksarecool13]

3:33 he falls backwards lol

[piemate08]

Run/Boom im surprised he did say some witty one liner after that cop got thrown into the air

[jcsegura7]

H, Kanye just appoligiezed for his outburst at the VMAs

Now wasnt that

*puts on sunglasses*

A SWIFT apology

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[TommyHackett]

Well played

[Yusofun]

Horatio Caine..

*puts sunglasses*

is cool....

YEEEEAHHHHH

[EXAir113]

That's what happens...when worlds collide.

[laurVgrau]

Omg this is the best thing ever

[Reijerkolle]

This man symbolizes the essence of - the once tasteless - sub culture known aptly as "Crime Dramatique" if i may use the french term...

An apologia of American aesthetic truth or truth's. This man connotes the already dramatic skill of an Homeric prophet.

Bravo

[LemmingMartyr]

@Reijerkolle

Stop using such big words on the internet. People won't understand what the hell you're talking about.

[NuttZach206]

hes joking fucksdick.

[LemmingMartyr]

No, he's not. I suggest you stop talking altogether on the internet. Yours is the grammar that gives all of us a bad name.

[NuttZach206]

you really are an idiot, that kid is my friend, and we typed that shit up together. you are a tool.

[LemmingMartyr]

Even if that is true, why the hell do you think I would be able to know that without you telling me? Your an idiot if you think that I could have, which it seems by the way you're acting that you did. Also, you didn't realize that I was joking in the first place, and yet you act like a complete douchebag. Seriously, calm the fuck down.

[NuttZach206]

You need to come down, you just typed a fuckin paragraph. get a life.

[cthompson21]

6:12 is the best

[keyboardfriend]

@cthompson21 He gonna cry?

[rog138]

Horiatio is a man who wears his sunglasses at night

[keyboardfriend]

@rog138 Nightglasses FTW

[hellvings]

5:54 THE best! xD

[SupraliminalHardHat]

"So the accident"

*puts sunglasses on*

"Isn't an accident at all"

What is it with the oneliners?

The writers are having fun.

[YouEatTurds]

JOYSTIQ!!!

[cdoherty805]

Says Join the club after killing the guy and probaley thinks to himself that he made his best one liner and nobody was around to hear it:L

[kmckirryher]

Watching it in the show makes me anxious to hear what the new one-liner will be, but watching it in this context....is just irritating. lol

[lopasas]

looks like...

im just repeating...

*puts on sun glasses*

what others say

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[scottybeans123]

the verdict is in frank......(sunglasses go on)....but the jury is out.....hahahah

[mtt214trost]

you misspelled CAINE

[mradam101]

You win for making this.

[CDR91]

"I before E..

*shades*

except after C"

YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

[b1337zya]

lol nice

[clive31087]

2.12 "well it looks like.... something.... caught her!!

Yeah!!! Spunk

[timppa600]

YEAH! HORATIO CANE RULES!!!! XD

[ArchausRavenholm]

I know one!!!

Every elephant ... has a trunk.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­!

[kennymidd99]

lmfao horatio Cane is BADASS

[cutsypiejaz]

yes, long live grissom and warrick! has anyone counted how many times he puts on and take of his glasses? there isnt that mch d@mn sun in the world

[Cenotaff]

CSI Miami is shockingly bad. Long live Grissom.

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!

[jmm1233]

i agree , give me Neitche philosophy liners then this sunglasses loving ,

[piemate08]

@Cenotaff all of them are good in there own way

[AdamFitzer]

I'm ginger

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[devane1835]

so our accident wasn't an accident... WTF wait to state the obvious

[Bagirek123]

It looks like... (glasses on) ... I'm gonna give it 5/5.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[kkrashh]

lmao

[ramonvsosa]

Holy shit!!!! LMAO

[Chipadychuck]

lol

[Ficip]

Genious hahaha.

[Alieus0]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!

[AztKfullHD89]

Horatio's so wise and cool!

[caityobrien]

WOAH!

this is so awesome

[seekq1]

it looks like trav1zz....im gonna thank you for making this... (glasses on)

YEAAAAAAAH!

[r3Dpillz]

"So if he didn't die, he was pushed"

wtf h4x

[isokarvakasa]

"RUN!"

/Boom

...

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

[SgtTitch]

There fuckig dynamite

[ringo13]

It's so corny, but I love it!

[ScripTip]

Um... amazing

[AkuBeoulve]

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

[faithinaseed]

LMAO! Is this guy the absolute worst actor EVER?!!!! Every line is delivered exactly the same! What a moron! Love it!!

[tinkee89]

haha! and with the glasses! I die

[shoppinggirl125]

6:12 those puppy eyes!

[Ninesvnsicks]

Man when you see them together like that you can really see the bad acting.

[emenentia]

So FUCKING annoying! I hate this guy.

[vegetarianj]

I swear, every time I'm down or sad or depressed, I watch this and it just picks up my spirits! Thanks for posting.

[philtirah]

A dead body.................can have that affect on you yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh!!!!!!!!!! lol Great video. Love me some H!

[dopefishxxxl]

rofl this is amazing!

[adamhully]

The victim was found with seman in her mouth...

Well i guess sometimes.... the truth... is hard...

... to swallow...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Cineee]

seMAN?

[ramonvsosa]

LMAO

[miracleeraser]

what the heck does "jocish" mean?

[mzkatie09]

well maybe.....

he got taken for a ride

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Jforce7]

heratio cane is the only person who can kill chuck norris.

[philtirah]

totally agree

[ramonvsosa]

That's the truth... *puts on glasses*

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[phillyies]

/investigating the murder of an athlete

Well, it looks like his game.........

is over.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!

[bamse211]

I freeking love Horatio.

watched every episode of this show.:p

[CatiumB]

This gives me goosbumps it's so ridiculous. I hate this guy

[kyoukilis20]

well it looks like we've...found our man

[LeftTennantBehind]

Well it looks like...

The Joke...

Was on him...

YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[Xbizkit20]

kakakakakakkkakakka

nice job man

[thatcaliforniangurl]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

i love how it keeps cutting to the beginning of the theme song

its HILARIOUS. :D

[vorgon303]

AW come on... It's cheesy but you can't wait for the next one...like eating cheese doodles....

[hippiehomer]

This guy is totally RIDICULOUS! How can anyone watch this crap???

[bobbyjohnford]

they jsut need a pastry chef to be shot 13 times and Horatio say "Looks like a real.........bakers dozen"

[KevinLounsberry]

no wonder I don't watch this show

[malukitojr]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[2rani]

Hate @ him

[Bowie281]

Horatio is one of the few people capable of pulling a Shatner, to be so terrible you enter the realm of AWESOME!!! lol

[imastarsmiley]

one of the worst TV-Characters ever

[Ontario0925]

This is an assasin job,time to call my CSI partner out of retirement Grissom in Sin City, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah.

This would be the 3 Part CSI Miami Episodes not seen yet. Steven Seagal and Clint Eastwood make cameo's in the Episodes,oh yeaaah I sure,get real.

[skvfighter]

pure genius

[bradleyrxz]

epic cheesiness

[Kaliffi]

very nice !