this whole speaking in tongues - reminds me of portugese or brasilian portugese. i wonder if those morons who do that know that they speak portugese :)
Speaking in tongues is to be done by course, which means in turn (1Co 14:27 If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret.) --This gibberish in pentecostal circles isn't biblical tongues. Tongues are known, spoken languages according to the Book.
They must be an interpatater beside someone to reveal what the words of the spirit is saying toward you if they are not an interpatation there then it is not of God what they are doing.
For it is written they must be an interpatater to help you understand if they are no interpatater then they are doing wrong by trying to speak in tongues for they are 9 gifts of the spirit and speaking in tongues is one of them are you people making fun of the holy spirit in others? They are no forgiveness of that. They must be an interpatater beside those who speaks in tongues the words of God tells us this if they are not no one there that can tell you what is said then it isn't of God.
@cortmeister262 so you think it's false because of what happened to you? Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. There are real people of God in this world.
wow, it was like watching a psychological justification on the discovery channel of why colts believe weird things. wait, this is christianity? whats the difference? oh yea, there is no difference.
Good news! I have identified the language used when "speaking in tongues".
My discovery also explains, irrefutably, why none of the so-called "experts" have even been able to identify the language used.
This beautiful expression of the holy spirit is — ready? The language of liars! It also contains passages from the book of the deluded. So take that, you devil-spawned atheists!
I love Pastor Gas. Robert Tilton is such a scumbag doofus asswipe. I got a copy of the first edited one, before it was called Pastor Gas, before there was a series of them, even before the internet. I almost shit my pants it was so funny. None of them come close to what they did with the first one. Believe me.
On a related note, here's a guy --pretending-- to speak "ancient" Hebrew.
... Well, I TRIED to post the link, it's a YT clip. But stupid fucking YT won't even let me include a link to another YT clip. How fucked up is that? Search "Speaking in Tongues: Christians Pretending to be Jews". What an asshole.
@cortmeister262 Time is on our side. Tilton will get caught out eventually. Have you seen those "Pastor Gas" clips on YouTube? Funniest damn things I've ever seen. Check them out for a real belly laugh.
@cortmeister262 god wouldnt let me go to prison. and besides, i have to kill people to save the fetuses and stop gay marriage. its the only way i can feel better about my tiny penis and closeted homosexualit...er...i mean, god told me to, so i gotta!
@cortmeister262 your angelic text has shown me the truth. also, god just told me to murder my family with an axe. oh well, gods demands must be met, right?
1:40, Black guy is probably thinking "why is this White guy all up in my sh*t"?
Maidentallideth 4 hours ago
Funny and I loved it but don't lump "Evangelicals" together as some monolithic group. The majority of them are not Pentecostals.
Maidentallideth 5 hours ago
1:28 LOL!! You had good comedic timing on this vid.
TheShredAdventures 1 week ago
I found this on accident, but I still want to leave the planet if these people are on it too.
sonofursus 1 week ago
what a stench and an abomination that man is!
shusaved 2 weeks ago
this whole speaking in tongues - reminds me of portugese or brasilian portugese. i wonder if those morons who do that know that they speak portugese :)
btw. i speak in thongs.
KeepHimAtBay 2 weeks ago
Tilton is a demon, pure and simple. Look at his "crocodile smile". There is no joy in his heart. Run the other way as fast as you can.
shusaved 3 weeks ago
Speaking in tongues is to be done by course, which means in turn (1Co 14:27 If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret.) --This gibberish in pentecostal circles isn't biblical tongues. Tongues are known, spoken languages according to the Book.
filoIII 1 month ago
@filoIII what book is that? Harry Potter?
SeerSucker1981 3 hours ago
I can't speak in tongues, but I can speak in elbows.
BlatzBeer 2 months ago
@BlatzBeer i speak fluent penis.
SeerSucker1981 2 months ago 3
Jesus is comming. Get some kleenex giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goo!
pedinkus 2 months ago
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TheBayouqueen 3 months ago
I feel sorry for the children. They're being brain-washed.
MBJB07 3 months ago
They must be an interpatater beside someone to reveal what the words of the spirit is saying toward you if they are not an interpatation there then it is not of God what they are doing.
SavedThroughGrace1 3 months ago
For it is written they must be an interpatater to help you understand if they are no interpatater then they are doing wrong by trying to speak in tongues for they are 9 gifts of the spirit and speaking in tongues is one of them are you people making fun of the holy spirit in others? They are no forgiveness of that. They must be an interpatater beside those who speaks in tongues the words of God tells us this if they are not no one there that can tell you what is said then it isn't of God.
SavedThroughGrace1 3 months ago
@SavedThroughGrace1 LOln Oh God have mercy...."interpatater" tatertot.
takeanumber08 2 months ago
A Whop Bop a Loo Loo Lop a Whom Bam Boom!!
Tooty Frooty All Rooty!!
kingbushwickthe33rd 3 months ago 4
Hazillly Beezeelly Bozeilly Bop!!
kingbushwickthe33rd 3 months ago
@cortmeister262 so you think it's false because of what happened to you? Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. There are real people of God in this world.
TheBayouqueen 3 months ago
sounds like my me when i told my wife we are broke and she said Broke,but we have all these checks LOL...just joking
philosophicalreason 4 months ago
Total fucking horseshit bullshit dumbass religious fuckfaces. Embarrassing
22Aptom 4 months ago
It IS a REAL language.
It's called Gibberish.
harpo103 4 months ago
@harpo103 spoken by the gibbers
zee339 4 months ago
so why couldnt they speak in latin, like some real clergy...
oh right, they *aren't* real clergy
LOL
fartfanpu 4 months ago
Are they doing Fantomas covers?
MikeRoePhonicsMusic 5 months ago
@cortmeister262 lol thats some funny stuff . here it comes usfhyuwrhfuabnfua8fqhr lol
MrScooterbug79 5 months ago
wow, it was like watching a psychological justification on the discovery channel of why colts believe weird things. wait, this is christianity? whats the difference? oh yea, there is no difference.
M16musicc 5 months ago
Good news! I have identified the language used when "speaking in tongues".
My discovery also explains, irrefutably, why none of the so-called "experts" have even been able to identify the language used.
This beautiful expression of the holy spirit is — ready? The language of liars! It also contains passages from the book of the deluded. So take that, you devil-spawned atheists!
PhuqueUTube3 6 months ago
GREAT VIDEO!! Loved it!
davidm1952 8 months ago
I love Pastor Gas. Robert Tilton is such a scumbag doofus asswipe. I got a copy of the first edited one, before it was called Pastor Gas, before there was a series of them, even before the internet. I almost shit my pants it was so funny. None of them come close to what they did with the first one. Believe me.
kynandog 1 year ago
On a related note, here's a guy --pretending-- to speak "ancient" Hebrew.
... Well, I TRIED to post the link, it's a YT clip. But stupid fucking YT won't even let me include a link to another YT clip. How fucked up is that? Search "Speaking in Tongues: Christians Pretending to be Jews". What an asshole.
kynandog 1 year ago
@cortmeister262 Time is on our side. Tilton will get caught out eventually. Have you seen those "Pastor Gas" clips on YouTube? Funniest damn things I've ever seen. Check them out for a real belly laugh.
Largo64 1 year ago
@cortmeister262 I wonder how many people Robert Tilton scandalized in a foreign language. Didn't he just call someone's mother an asswipe?
Largo64 1 year ago
I'm hip! (or is that "hep"?)
Largo64 1 year ago
@cortmeister262 god wouldnt let me go to prison. and besides, i have to kill people to save the fetuses and stop gay marriage. its the only way i can feel better about my tiny penis and closeted homosexualit...er...i mean, god told me to, so i gotta!
SeerSucker1981 1 year ago
@cortmeister262 your angelic text has shown me the truth. also, god just told me to murder my family with an axe. oh well, gods demands must be met, right?
SeerSucker1981 1 year ago