Xabi Alonso - Funny Interview About The Team Mates

[Pierin24]

"He tries hard,, but doesn't get it" ahahahahahahah 

[bbguy17]

Lol he said Crouch was the best dancer

[karishma230]

XABIIIIIII COMEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAACK!!! :(

[Basher929]

0:08 looks like Gerrard a bit

[Thelightofmylife]

hahahahahahahahahahaaa ...longest in the shower - pepe reina defenetly .

[fremont1996]

i like babel's trick with wes brown :D

pullback-nutmeg. Got to learn that!

[grumbler1]

the thing he says about Dirk cracks me up no matter how many times i watch this vid )))) "thickes one " :D

[bsauced]

Fuck all you Kuyt haters, I'm proud to have him on our squad. He wasn't in the squad that made it to the world cup final for no reason...

[ijfc9]

good tackle martin at 1:04... nothing but the ball lol

[lordoflasagna]

COME HOME LAD

[MianusCTLFC]

Obviously Reina spends the longest in the shower to wash his hair. oh wait^^

[Ikkauku206]

Aha, I like he said he's the slowest payer while he was obviously thinking Carragher

[ABurntPenguin]

i love alonso .... please come back soon <3

[punkgalician]

"Biggest moaner, definitely Carra. He's the one that's always right"

[pranoybiswas]

Always used to wonder why Kuyt runs up and down the wing so unnecessarily, now I know...

[busteddon]

"Dirk Kuyt, he's the thickest one." LOL I BURST OUT LAUGHING SO HARD!

[nkohu]

DUTCH RAP!!!!!!

SOUNDS DEAD

[DonforDead]

HE AS NO BODY!!! :O

[cgurrell]

1:07 typo!

[44jogey]

Really interesting that he says 'Ryan Babel' as the most skilful, we will never know what Ryan Babel could've done in a red shirt, but for me he had so much potential and we wasted him. Ryan Babel and Xabi Alonso will never walk alone.

[elliott583]

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[memoriesremain2010]

HE'S SO CUTE <3 I miss him :(

[zeepoolfc]

least intelligent DIRK KUYT

AMEN

he is the a headless chicken that should be a marathon runner not a footballer

[kitephoenix]

Can't believe Kuyt is the least intelligence. Haha. And funny about Carra. I wonder what kind of teammate is Stevie G? =P

[DeltaConcept]

Does anyone else think he looks like Mark Walhberg? No? Alright...

[muktherock]

@DeltaConcept he does,,

[aiyaka1984]

@DeltaConcept i do, and when i ask people if they think he does they say no

[mdonoyan1]

@DeltaConcept Recently, I thought he looks like Sam Worthington, the guy from Avatar.

[impowerslave666]

@DeltaConcept He looks a little like Wahlberg, yes. I think he looks a LOT like Jason Bateman - the guy from Arrested Development, Hancock, etc.

[alwaysknowingit13]

Gaaaah I miss Xabi so much!!!!!

[SunSurfer777]

Still can't believe the whole thing with touting Barry as a replacement for Alonso. Alonso was one of the best players ever to lace up his boots in the english league, and is worth 20 Barry's, easy. I miss this guy playing for Liverpool FC.

[FT9vsLS7]

"Dirk Kuyt... he is.. err.. the thickest one hehe" - i fucking miss xavi so much :(

[hellraiderz]

longest in the shower jerkin off

[LSamL90]

Pahaha! Hard Man - Skrtel - challenge...POW! "Get on DA FLOOR!"

[robbiemac01]

whats the music in the background?????

[ClintonMediaPro]

I like how he actually answered all of the questions, most players just say 'i dont know, everybody is good'

[1chris2392]

To good for Liverpool

[TheCaptainShepard]

@1chris2392 And what team do you support?

[Sunvalley92]

@TheCaptainShepard

He supports city one week, real one time, milan if they get good signings etc.

[liisu94]

@1chris2392 Perfect for Liverpool

[jackyj13]

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he is beyond sexy.

[montadar1]

longest in the shower, pepe reina.

Damn someone is waiting at the shower.

Free penalty kicks

YNWA

[zara96100]

Get your ass to liverpool man ! ):

although your doing well at madrid and obv will continue to.

[ronaldoronaldo0909]

longest in shower reina ofcourse washing his long hair....

[Lindorm511]

@ronaldoronaldo0909 loled at that for a while

[MercurialFootball]

@ronaldoronaldo0909 lmao

[DXpunkortonDX]

@ronaldoronaldo0909 lol

[Basher929]

@ronaldoronaldo0909 LOL

[BillGrossJr]

WE miss u XABI !!!Please come back

all this happened by the magic of the fat sapnish waiter aka R.B.

Y.N.W.A

[mystikkrap]

Loved this interview!

[cmoz88]

Come back to Liverpool, Xabi :(

[LyndzyLentil]

0:45 His giggle is so cute!

I miss him just as much as the next Liverpool fan, but he's doing a brilliant job out at Real and it's obviously the place he wanted to be. Wishing him all the best <3

[mpathan]

Double true! Dirk kuyt the thickest. Lol

[Altairescu]

Epic.

[MrEase123]

he speaks English pretty well (objectively speaking, not just for being a Spaniard, haha). At least as well as the clod who produced the video and spelled "skillful" with only one "l"

[ronshep]

@MrEase123 You must be on the other side of the 'pond' if you spell skilful as skillful. UK spell it as skilful. Stop bastardising the Queen's speech! :-)

[terroresa89]

Xabi is the epitome of pure class. Awesome player, humble personality. Any team would be lucky to have him. 

[thisunh]

LOL Pepe said Torres is the longset in shower!

[buggerluggs06]

Fair do's,I would jizz in my pants if Xabi came back,hardly likely tho,but,never say never,he still loves the club,he still comes to games when he can,and he is teaching his son the Liverpool Way,nice!

[bigbluedog0]

every time i watch this i get a horrible sense of hopelessness that he probably won't come back....

:'(

we all miss him so much :(

[Yertz1]

We miss you Xabi!

[HumanWeasel]

Xabi Come back.

You can blame it all on Rafa.

[JJFlare]

Ahahahhaa, carra... He tries hard, he jus doesn't get it lllooolll

[theyardieman]

skyrtel is the hardest lookin dude iv ever sin

[greenakias]

hey xabi...fuck you...surely dirk isn't the least intelligent...imagine what idiot you are for leaving liverpool for the fucking real madrid...at least kuyt is smarter than you, mascherano and torres cause he's not leaving liverpool...

[muchiosgracias4]

@greenakias Leaving liverpool is the smartest thing you can do, they're fucking horrendous.

[telencerim]

@greenakias get your facts right dude. he nvr wanted to leave. rafa forced it with the entire gareth barry shit. and for your info he is still attending liverpool games and is a true red

[greenakias]

@telencerim In an interview xabi said that after five years he should live liverpool for another club...

[gnurtnahg]

@greenakias at least he is playing in the champions league

[greenakias]

@gnurtnahg At least he titled in CL with liverpool....he won't now cause there is barcelona. And at least gerrard, kuyt, carragher and many others love liverpool. We are not playing in CL cause he left.

[coolz9000]

@greenakias hahhaa ur fukin retarded

real won champs league 9 times and are far better than liverpool

[greenakias]

@coolz9000 hahaha you're the fucking retarted cause real won't win again CL. Remember, we were 5 years out of european leagues because of heizel and we couldn't win CL. Oh, also remember what we did to you...something like 4-0 at Anfield and 0-1 at Bernabeu...

[bigjoshfan]

I miss that guy.

[1234567friend]

n y is pepe raina longest in the shower? he doesn't hav any hair right!

[1234567friend]

who did xabi say is the slowest in this video?

[OnePinkOrange]

@1234567friend himself :)

[scousergaz84]

xabi we want you back!!!!

[danny5763]

Legend miss xabi what a player

[OurCivilizationFalls]

haha you gotta love the Martin Skrtel part :D

[lucafrancesconi]

it's time to be LIVERPOOL Again!

[scottwlfc]

i hope Kenny tries resigning Xabi in the summer, i think he would come back under Kenny and with the squad we have now, and with him, we could be one of the best teams in Europe once again

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

the good old days

[asharfina4186]

I don't know why, but I find him and Gerrard look alike. both hot! lol

[Proglove85]

1:03 That's a penalty, innit? He forgets all about the ball :-)

[anon420098]

only a few actually get the longest in the shower question

[derplayahere]

longest in the shower reina and he dont even have hair

[flipmandem87]

whether you want to admit it or not, liverpool were not the same after alonso left!

[Mermadem]

@flipmandem87 i agree, i miss him, n the worse thing is he wasnt replaced!

[barcelonafanxsiempre]

XABI WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL.

[tato3526]

i like him he's so cute @ seems to be kind

[bobsboobies]

not funny at all

[milllybob]

when he smiles he looks a tiny bit like gerrard.

[moe440]

I miss him

[grumbler1]

made me spill my morning coffee with that dirk kuyt reference ))))))))

xabi, you've got the biggest balls )))

[davidbmx099]

hahaha Dirk Kuyt is not dumb at all, he's an succesfull business aswell

[JessLovesYou956]

He's so Liverpool :D

[jc123456789ify]

Cute bastard. Get back to Liverpool!

[smallbimbo]

LOL, why does Pepe spend so much time on the shower?

[PindaJoey]

@smallbimbo Thought that was odd too, I mean.. he's the least active player lol.

[smallbimbo]

@PindaJoey Lol I meant it because he HAS NO HAIR. Hahaha.

[PindaJoey]

@smallbimbo lmfao

[goldsunlight]

@smallbimbo LONGEST in the shower... think about it.

[smallbimbo]

@goldsunlight OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE,.

[Isabellecastellano95]

His soooo sweet! And his accent is definitely cute!

[dragonangel6]

haha, whos the hardest, just shows skrtel fucking owning him.

[KaKaFan89]

Hes just adorable, with a sexy cute Spanish accent. <3

[XxmoltobenexX]

@KaKaFan89 Comment WIN!!! I loooove Xabi <333 *_*

[ffDeLaMer]

xabi doesn't have a big enough ego to fit in at madrid, he should have stayed in liverpoo haha, nice and very cute guy!

[bulldogger4242]

this is what i mean were losing all our good players and replacing them for shittier ones and then replacing them for even shittier shit ones i mean masherano-poulsen its not rigth alonso-aqulani (aqulanis good but nothin to alonso) and then we loan him out its like every season there downgrading the club and its not fucking fair on fans seen as were the best ever hodson sells masherano benayoun and  loans out aqaulani and then wastes the money.......were fuked...unless we build from now YNWA

[iamteenkin]

OMG! Xabi... Liverpool loss was Madrid's Gain. :((

[paabaa1]

why the fuck would any player who has left liverpool want to come back while roy hodgson is the manager ( if thats what you call him ) what a waste of space he is,,

he will see off our best players and when it happenes it will be to late to save the club,

however if alonso and hypia and arbeloa were still here think we would of been at the top now, but there not and they wont while hodgson is here, he should really fuck off

[StefanloveHouseMusic]

i am a ManUtd fan, but I really like him, very shympatic...

[StefanloveHouseMusic]

1:03

Referee??

Penalty!!!!

[Joylevinstein]

@StefanloveHouseMusic That was def a dirty move from Skrtel and it was a yellow imo but not penalty - worthy. Reina was getting to the ball before the attacking player.

[Liverpudlian4Lifeee]

Miss him at Lpool .. Come back Xabi!!!

[Jemma1908]

He is so sexy.

[gd6464]

The hardest man? Oh my word, what am I watching...

[613072100]

kuyt is thick as merda

[LouisTyrer18]

dirk kuyt the thickest. what do you expect he's been chained up for so long. HEY YOU GUYS.

[rabbitheartx3]

come back, xabi.

[WhiteNoise278]

@speckyben - You realise, right, that skills mean very little? football is more than one man beating another through "skills", but more about teamwork, movement on and off the ball, and getting the ball in the back of the net...

[8SteveGerrard8]

1:02

lol at Yakubu :D

[marcusbwoii94]

LOL AT SKRTLE'S FUCKING TACKLE

LMAO!!

[o00o00o00]

alonso left because of babel's music

[wrestlemania2237]

kuyt is thick though he never makes sense

[alwaysknowingit13]

DUTCH RAP.

[cmoz88]

"Dirk Kuyt. He is the thickest one". LMAO

[FreyaMoonblade]

I think I just misinterpreted the "longest in the shower" question. Or Xabi did. Now I wanna know how he meant it XD

[Ann59588]

Liverpool needs you back, Xabi! <3

[thelcfkilla]

when your hardest man is skrtel and most skilful is ryan babel, you know you have a problem.

[speckyben]

"we are not particularly a skillful team" never a truer word spoken xabi

[milkterd1]

lol

[tsotsoman1996]

1:02 sktrel LOL thats a penalty

[MissTorresx]

Classy Xabi is classy. Haha this interview is great!

[p666666]

xabi alonso!!!!!

[tofugurl22]

): xabi i miss you leave real madrid and come back to anfield

[1234567890so]

Liverpool were a one man team Xavi Alonso!

[LFCptfantastic]

@1234567890so xaBi

[6billiondeaths]

"dirk kuyt - he is the thickest one" hahahaha too funny

[ilikeafrica]

Worst Dress Sense

"I would say Carra, he tries hard but he doesn't get it"

bahahahah I love you Classy Xabi, expert~ on fashion <3

[truely12]

Somebody cant spell skillful

[liisu94]

@truely12 skillful is in american english, skilful is in british

[hollyslady]

ah man wish he was still playing for liverpool maybe if we ever get new owners they will realize how much we need him in the team and bring him back home where he belongs

[cmoz88]

"Dirk Kuyt, he is the thickest one". ROFL

[youusable]

who's the guy where xabi said the best trainer is?

[fqxd]

@youusable Sami Hyypia - LFC LEGEND!

[6billiondeaths]

@fqxd dead on

[ItsBalderDasH]

@youusable OMG Sami Hypia! Where have you been!?

[newMiSsPrincezzEvi]

woaaaahh .. there's just THIS voice & accent in my mind .. what is breathing ??

[MrNicoGiovanni]

Legend! If we could sign anyone I'd bring Xabi back, no doubt.

[DFGLOKY]

Maybe somebody know the name of the song? :D I liked it xD

[ITGurlllEse]

'Dutch rap that I don't really fancy"

LOL Xabi gettin his British on

[liisu94]

@ITGurlllEse i think he says "dutch crap"

[FcK2420]

@ITGurlllEse you start to sound like the people youre so-rounded by. its not really special. lol.

After 2 years in london i spoke with a heavy british accent.

[aidendarylbf]

I really like this interview.

[sonoragenlove]

dirty twat

[kijiji93]

I wanna threesome with Alonso & Torres right nowww

[ITGurlllEse]

@kijiji93 mmm samee!!

[cd890567]

@kijiji93 me too! lol

[XxmoltobenexX]

@kijiji93 3some with Alonso + Torres= ANOTHER COMMENT WIN!!!! ;D <333

[Ohmygashford]

"Dirk Kuyt - he is the thickest one" ahaha

[crazyondaime]

pepe is obviously washing his hair in the shower...duh!

[ChiChiChikita]

aww, i just love his accent.

[MartinManUtdFan]

Xabi Alonso is one my favorite mid fields, next to Scholes, and Gerrard

[erinlfc]

@MartinManUtdFan yerr see a man united fan who can admit gerrards good hahah!

[MartinManUtdFan]

@erinlfc

lol yeah

[nibireds]

please check my 1st vid, its tribute to xabi alonso :)) ynwa

[tsotsoman1996]

1:06~! hahaha sktrel ur the best!

[TehJoeJr]

Love how he talks about Kuyt and Carra :D

[ilovegrangehill]

hes a nasty cunt! :L:L:L

[liisu94]

Pepe doesnt even have hair, whats he doing there so long.. LOL