At 1:40 seconds the messia speaks the truth. It takes good waves to do good surfing, something you rarely see in SoCal. Good thing he's from Australia. All this "skill" talk & points accumulation is just hype as I claim that the top 30 surfers can all do the same if they only had the same waves. When SoCal finally had some very good waves per the swell of the decade people just don't believe the magic that happened that I speak of. But for J-Bay it's just a normal day of "magic". JP rules!
You are unclear on what a jock surfs like and how one gets to be "overrated" and how one should surf. I said the "top 30" all rule, thus you act like anyone of the top 30 shouldn't be able to claim 1st place at any contest. The ASP is a joke anyways for this trying to put a number on people when it's mostly mother nature's luck, the way a contest used to be/should be. Try & tell me that one's off the lip is better than another's not becuz of the wave that was better shape for it.
your clearly a kook, slater should win every contest..and why is it that people like Cory Lopez or Wardo have never won the title even though they surf better than everyone there besides kelly...I bet cuz its all bullshit
your clearly the kook, you start with the slater theory & talk about those who never win. Then you end with its all BS? If it's BS then isn't more reason that slater should not win? Seems contradictory & you seem like an agent checkn the current marketing situation. Ratings are BS. Surfing has a huge element of luck that is in denial. Your just here say it's BS now that it's back to normal ie. random luck. What's underrated is good surf as we see in less that 10% of SoCal contests, ie. 90% hype
Your exaggerating. With such good surf there is no hyping someone's score. The randomness still comes from the waves. Parko got the better waves at the time he was there helping him crank those stunts better. Every contestant was trying to do the same thing better, bounce off the top & get barreled. Some new surf stunts are inefficent or into whitewash as apposed to continuing on a good wave. Garbage surf leads to quack "maneuvers" ie. SoCal and that's hype. There is no game to describe yourself
0.10 Emo Myspace photo going on in the right corner.
Caineheist 7 months ago
but he have parkinson?
pacogek 1 year ago
@pacogek what a dumbass...
someone hit this bastard...
nickballestelemme 1 year ago 4
4-6 waves at pipe are like fuckin 8-10ft in Socal lol
Surfboundedz 1 year ago 2
Hi Rememeber Shane beschen perfect heat (30pts) in Kirra under the 3 wave system?
Thelostprojects 1 year ago
thaiiii heeeeteeee
donnyb6888 2 years ago
w0w relly nice
MadSound321 2 years ago
lol go to 0:16 listen to they guy then go to 3:06 as he corrects himself :O
pcaa2803 2 years ago
he does correct himself... at the beginning he says that it is the first time at the triple crown then he says it is the second time in wct event ...
triple crown includes a wct event but is not the same
romanbakio 2 years ago
well sort of, only pipe is a wct event. have you seen kellys perfect 20? its actually fucking nuts
surfz00 2 years ago
1st in the triple crown first in the WCT.....
Peraldinho 2 years ago
At 1:40 seconds the messia speaks the truth. It takes good waves to do good surfing, something you rarely see in SoCal. Good thing he's from Australia. All this "skill" talk & points accumulation is just hype as I claim that the top 30 surfers can all do the same if they only had the same waves. When SoCal finally had some very good waves per the swell of the decade people just don't believe the magic that happened that I speak of. But for J-Bay it's just a normal day of "magic". JP rules!
metalschooldrill 2 years ago
Parko is one of the most overrated surfers ever, he surfs like a jock. If he wins the title, the ASP is officially a joke
emmteez 2 years ago
You are unclear on what a jock surfs like and how one gets to be "overrated" and how one should surf. I said the "top 30" all rule, thus you act like anyone of the top 30 shouldn't be able to claim 1st place at any contest. The ASP is a joke anyways for this trying to put a number on people when it's mostly mother nature's luck, the way a contest used to be/should be. Try & tell me that one's off the lip is better than another's not becuz of the wave that was better shape for it.
metalschooldrill 2 years ago
your clearly a kook, slater should win every contest..and why is it that people like Cory Lopez or Wardo have never won the title even though they surf better than everyone there besides kelly...I bet cuz its all bullshit
emmteez 2 years ago
your clearly the kook, you start with the slater theory & talk about those who never win. Then you end with its all BS? If it's BS then isn't more reason that slater should not win? Seems contradictory & you seem like an agent checkn the current marketing situation. Ratings are BS. Surfing has a huge element of luck that is in denial. Your just here say it's BS now that it's back to normal ie. random luck. What's underrated is good surf as we see in less that 10% of SoCal contests, ie. 90% hype
metalschooldrill 2 years ago
your clearly a nine ball
emmteez 2 years ago
Your exaggerating. With such good surf there is no hyping someone's score. The randomness still comes from the waves. Parko got the better waves at the time he was there helping him crank those stunts better. Every contestant was trying to do the same thing better, bounce off the top & get barreled. Some new surf stunts are inefficent or into whitewash as apposed to continuing on a good wave. Garbage surf leads to quack "maneuvers" ie. SoCal and that's hype. There is no game to describe yourself
metalschooldrill 2 years ago
yea... and 'crazy chris' is better than parko
226011 2 years ago
youre an idiot and you obviously know nothing about surfing..shut up
jhlzpf 2 years ago
ya you dont fucking even know me..haha i would snake you and pound you if you cried about it...
emmteez 2 years ago
go to lowers and ask for crazy chris...im there every day
emmteez 2 years ago
i wouldnt waste my time with some kook who calls people out over youtube. i told you i wanted you to shut up not meet up with you fucking homo
jhlzpf 2 years ago
cuz your a pussy faggot
emmteez 2 years ago
once again im not the one calling people out over youtube goddamn kooks
jhlzpf 2 years ago
''crazy chris'' , go fuck yourself
226011 2 years ago
definitely not 10's. 9-somethin's. not 10's.
sumthinotherthanthat 2 years ago
man! parko seems like such a chills, mellow guy!!
jonno69098887776766 2 years ago
Parko is amazingg
JonJonRico714 2 years ago
PARKO is a frother
kalemnorris 2 years ago
u right m8??
liam21492 2 years ago
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sickwaveshredder 3 years ago
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sickwaveshredder 3 years ago
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sickwaveshredder 3 years ago
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justWatchin97 1 year ago
@justWatchin97 WOOOOOW, thanks, I love this Parko history. I've never seen it like this before. I might have seen it.
sickwaveshredder 1 year ago