Eli Porter Returns (He's Back in 2009)

[robertlbeukema]

That cat is INCREDIBLE !!!

[MattiasOhlund2]

steve action jackson ftw



[Urtaggin]

Follow Eli on Twitter @_Eli_Porter

[iMS0BoReD1]

whats the intro music in the beginning ?

[36mafia2954]

Eli is just another retarded ignorant ass nigga who thinks he can rap. Please, if ppl are goin to make music than great but if theyre gonna make shit than they should just pick another career/hobby. Straight up!!!

[LongLostPuppy]

@36mafia2954 u fucked up nigga

[36mafia2954]

@LongLostPuppy actually im not fucked up. Im just being completely honest, whats fucked up is this ignorant ass eli porter bs.

[Commandok1l]

@36mafia2954 eli is the illest mc out there dawg he spit the truth

[J3WaySKP]

@36mafia2954 have you ever listened to gucci mane or waka? its literally the same thing

[63legendary]

@36mafia2954 At least he tried. More than anyone can say about you. It's not his career. Plus, you don't have to be good at something to make it your hobby. Get a fucking life...

[cockneyrobin]

i killed the cat

[SwagByHeart]

the gregory brothers should have done this.

[sexhaie]

bisexual bridal shower < tha carter III

[Gorillakingg]

hahahahaha really good video REMIXXXXX

[intelel]

Les Go! He means it for real! Dope fucking video and remix, I hope this dude puts out an album and just sets the commercial rap world on fire!

[MrLILBBOY]

Dude this is amazing. I Watched the original rap battle but this made my cry tears of laughter.

[martoboy4477]

haha this guy had me crying laughing on the floor hahhahahaha

[playinbout]

What's the beat on this??

I'd appreciate a response, thanks.

[JamesBeam420]

@playinbout Not sure of the original, but as far as I know it was sampled first in a Raekwon song called, Rainy Dayz. And Fabulous just used it in his, You Make Me Better, too.

[PaRtYi3r]

this video took .99 cents to make

[DruTraneX]

Te ha ha ha!! Eli is better than Lil wayne! Just joking around for all the confused people out there. Lil wayne young monie wutever his Fucking name is. I personally from hearing real Mc's free styling like for example, Rah Digga, ESQ, Chikaramanga, Opio, KRS One, Talib Kweli, Hi-Tek, DOOM, Immortal Technique and GUTTA, I think he sucks yo! He needs to go do R&B or somthing. And this brotha Eli! Man I shouldnt say anymore poor guy found out that rapn wasnt for him the hard way. HA HA HA HA HAAA!

[K1LLAKCR1P]

dis nigga marv - 0 GAY

[MasterGuinness]

that was beast

[ListenToKimmi]

marv-o gay dude for real

[mcmanusdown]

The fact that it says "Grafics by Alicia" shows that the creator has an expert level knowledge of the Iron Mic.

[mcmanusdown]

We ain't gon' waste no time on that! Oh Marv-O

[UptownYardy]

LOL @ the random inclusion of Eazy-E @ 1:54

[BluntSmokinAnus]

YO THIS MY MAIN NIGGAH. STRAIGHT UP 

[darkinglory]

I'm about to start slappin this shit down the street. Niggas bout to ask who that is, Imma say that's muthafuckin Eli Porter, you don't be knowin.

[darshia33]

Wow who has the time to make this?..But damn that video rocks! It's really well put together! and supercat and marvos retarded face threw me over lol. Great job. Who's head is supercat craddling?

[hodgepodgeharp]

lmao i was dieing the cat is just too much to watch without laughing my ass off dude

[markwoodland1]

eli is so under rated

[mldnlkk6]

ROFL MEOW MEOW

[lfacel]

We need a video of just Marv-O. That guy defines the word goofy.

[bucktoofus]

Lil wayne is roasted like ever.

[nmt84]

this shit fuckin dope!!!!

[SacredAge]

i can't believe people make fun of disabled people like this. FUCK YALL, Go Live Your Illuminati Fantasies and See Where It Takes You. Ka Fu Ra ... this would be the perfect time for a random banner of a kitten damnit

[jdbeast]

Imma need this instrumental...

[SacredAge]

@jdbeast Fabulous ft Neyo, not sure what the song is called, i got the instrumental is ya want it?

[tug1951]

Eli's da best mang. He deed it.

[TheP0e]

man.. cant breath from laughter

[ghost4doom]

LOL @ 0:24 " Aight we aint gonna waste no time on that"

[RebekaTarpey]

Meow Meow =3

[thegangstaivan]

50 Tyson must have disliked this video 27 times. LOL

[ainsleywainsley]

he said runnin from th gat not runnin from the cat

[usrocket]

I'd like to see a rap battle between the rapper Beetle Juice and Eli Porter.

[DanteJones21]

this videos almost made me have a siezure lol

[CyfeRudy]

Beat: J. Cole - I Really Mean It

Dont know if it was originally his, but he went in on it. Eli still went hard yo, fuck the haters.

[thegangstaivan]

@CyfeRudy

It's originally from the Dipset's "I Really Mean It."

[ownagebutter]

this really shows the talent that rappers have. they made eli look good, even though hes a fukn genyus, thats what happens in the rap industry. no talent dumb fukks become famous.

[thisisLINKS]

the song is "i really mean it"

[BiggNigg500]

i can't remember the name off the top of my head but its a cameron song i think it was on one of his albums probably name i really mean it

[BiggNigg500]

i can't remember the name off the top of my head but its a cameron song i think it was on one of his albums

[kenn090]

sorry anybody knoe whats the song at the beginning

[kenn090]

DO ANYBODY KNOW THE BEGINNING SON I NEED TO FIND IT 

[darincford]

MOR SUPER KAT!! " Him No worry me mon!".

I'm do sorry Joel!

[SlurpeeP]

Please make a full video of the intro remixxx !!!!

[nnevermindd]

I SAID FREAKIN' THOUGH

[ninjaskor]

Marv-o is a fucking genious

the guy single handedly revived the rap scene

[ninjaskor]

Marvo-o is a fucking genious

the guy single handedly revived the rap scene

[FanDeRoiHeenok]

MEAOW MEAOW

[PunjiKush]

fk the rest eli for prez !!

[IMproVgamers]

biggie - pac - big l - jay z - eli porter

[RapsAlive]

The Holy Trinity of rap includes Eli Porter, Benzino, and Joe Somebody

[BigDawg515]

i've watched a couple eli porter vids..... none of em funny at all

[TheRalphus666]

Eli is famous now I hear he gets mad pussy 2 and 1/2 million hits..damn he is already got a contract for 2 albums he is gettin paid I heard a mil up front and 8 % of sales

[froggermax]

my favs

1.Eli

2.Easy E

3.Dylan

4.Dylan

5.Dylan

[PunisherOfIdiots]

dude i'd download this song

[chanel5647]

is da host gay..y he rubbin on da man chest like dat

[slangyung]

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!

[bush203]

what was with the gay judges rubbing on each other lol

[a8865686]

Holy crap. Not exaggerating, this is the funniest video I've seen on youtube EVER! Literally laughing to tears. hahaha

[nore133231]

theres only 5 great rappers in the world...

1)eli porter

2)eli porter

3)eli porter

4)eli porter

5)dylan

[dycheman]

MF DOOM

Viktor Vaughn

King Geedora

Eli Porter

[J2Sweet07]

Eli Porter has made more remixes of the same rhymes more then Tupac. Give this guy some credit he hasn't made a new song and is still fresh.

[whitetailhunta]

if you really listen to lyric and you're a true hip hop fan or a rapper, you would agree that eli's lyrics was deep, i mean the nigga called envy black as hell and gay in the same line!  '' look at this dude he need to stay in the shade(meaning you're dark as hell) no wonder why you came you came out(out of the closet) you're already in the gay parade(he looks at the faggot ass judges). that nigga is a beast.

[TheMawBlasphemy]

lol! i love this guy!

[mekamac100]

eli go hard!!!

[WreckaleckShun]

HE'S REALLY BACK! look him up on worldstarhiphop!

[whitetailhunta]

@WreckaleckShun hellyeah, im glad to see that nigga. if he come out with a mix tape, im buying it.

[BananaJoePL]

best remix ever, and nice vid !

[TheVaudvilleVillain]

This shmuck is my hero.

[NewYorkKnight190]

LMAOOOOOOOOO @TheWingless

[kenkel1]

yo i went to school wit eli and off beat this nigga can spit dont dout this nigga he puts his foot in that ass if u let him big up's to eli niiga and if anybody got a problem wit that holla at me dont make fun of my nigga on some real shit

[biggzblock]

What The Fuck...?....Bisexual Bridal Shower?....Yo I Think Theses Niggaz Are Homo...And Shit With Manz Having There Arms Wraped Around A Next Man And Shitt..LOL

[lunchmeat1995]

ROFLMAO

[kirbyskywalker]

meow meow

[TheWingless]

1.) Dylan

2.) Dylan

3.) Dylan

4.) Dylan

5.) Eli Porter

Cuz he spitz hot fiyah

[XbLSaNiTy]

@TheWingless i love how chappelle says it like dielan ahah

[cordsman]

@XbLSaNiTy hahah he's like dyelan, dyelan, dyelan, dyelan, dyelan

[Retired2525252]

i agree wif u bruh eli is garbage but dis dude got a sick voice like odb

[mrcorrea2000]

Great Mix

[22kaliber22]

is everybody here dazed and confused or just brainwashed? this guy's being made fun of by these fags who think they're runnin sick rap battles n y'all dont even realize it

[cordsman]

@22kaliber22 dang bruh it's just a joke

[22kaliber22]

@cordsman a joke about a guy who probably still hasn't got it

[TheWingless]

Sounds like the incidental music from Lost

turns out Eli was the Light at the center of the Island :O

[cookiegrinder]

This is terrible. I want another video of this that isn't a remix. Hardcore funny.

[leafsboy101]

it goes like this:

Best rappers alive:

1)Eminem

2)Jay-Z

3)T.I

Best Rappers All Time:

1)Biggie

2)Pac

3)Eminem

4)Jay-Z

[MrPinkFlammingo]

@leafsboy101 nas...



[leafsboy101]

@MrPinkFlammingo

you're right...

ok,

1)eminem

2)Jay-Z

3)Nas

4) Lupe

5)T.I

[sf49ersrule]

@leafsboy101 you missed lupe fiasco

[66ogballa]

YO PETE WADE SHOW U SUCK

[Chosenary]

hahhaa fuck this isn't possible, it's the best.. pete, if you remixed this.. you really deed it.

[galatasaray710]

this kid need a record deal!!

[Murphycsm4]

What's the song Eli is rapping to?

[FR0MDAS0UTH]

@Murphycsm4 i really mean it

[participantification]

@Murphycsm4 sounds like rainy days by ghost face from his 1st album

[lazonya7777]

eli da mutha fucking man doggs

[Pieceofsand]

Whoever made this video spelled "grafics" wrong in the beginning.

[1usc2]

You guys gotta admit, Eli got mic presence.

[movidablue]

LOL "you ain't neva seen n****z in a gay parade"... this shizz was epic!

[marcokessler]

Eli make the money!!!

[wholefnshow1]

eli porter, 2 pac, mos def, jay z, notorious.

[biglalways]

Before this week is out I'm making my Girlfriend get a tattoo of Eli Porter on her back, so when I get some. I can always remember" Who da best is, Mayne".

[datownmoney]

Steve is she mad that he is all over youtube

[ThisIsDaveK]

1) Biggie Smalls

2) Jay-Z

3) Eminem

4) Lil' Wayne

5) Eli Porter

[snapppp]

I'd have to put Eli ahead of Wayne and Jay ... so maybe number 3 behind Big and Em. Maybe even ahead of Em ! hah

[Webbula]

@ThisIsDaveK Are they the only 5 rappers you know?

[SweetBrwnSuga]

@ThisIsDaveK nah Eli is number 1!

[OrioNX99]

@ThisIsDaveK wow that list is awful. Lil' Wayne? What a joke. Plus Eli should be above Jay-z

[Aoe2Rach]

@ThisIsDaveK uh no..... its:

1)Dylan

2)Dylan

3)Dylan

4)Dylan

5)Dylan

[EvilTediz597]

He spits hot fire!

[airforseone]

@ThisIsDaveK I Thought you were serious but then I saw Lil Wayne, lol nice joke

[Wehby013]

@ThisIsDaveK Dont even say those rappers names in the same sentence as eli..

[blacksk83r]

@ThisIsDaveK what about tupac? fuck jay-z

[MrPinkFlammingo]

@ThisIsDaveK i think eli is better than lil wayne...

[cllllllaaaaaat]

@ThisIsDaveK what kinda list is that! thats A FUKING HORRIBLE LIST!

[Lugosi49]

@ThisIsDaveK wow what a shitty list and all the people who did thumbs up is just retarded as you

4 months ago 28

1) tupac

2) biggie

3) Eminem

4) Nas

fucking mainstream faggot think they know music

[PandaBearAl]

@Lugosi49 Except that those rappers are the most well known rappers of all time...

[cookiegrinder]

@Lugosi49 It's hard for me to take you seriously because you are calling people retards, yet you made a grammatical error whilst doing so. "wow what a shitty list and all the people who did thumbs up is just retarded as you". Shouldn't you have written "are" in place of "is"? I'm pretty sure it;s a good idea to finish school before you call someone retarded.

[Lugosi49]

@cookiegrinder thx for the english lesson faggot this is the internet not english class so fuck you was that grammatical correct for you bitch go suck a dick faggot

[Lugosi49]

@cookiegrinder when im a old fucking loser like you correcting people grammar maybe i will finish school on my hit list now bitch fuck with the wrong person

[cookiegrinder]

@Lugosi49 That didn't even make sense. All I am saying is that you shouldn't make fun of people. I have nothing against you or anyone for that matter. I just don't like being called a faggot for having an opinion of my own.

[Lugosi49]

@cookiegrinder ok since its so hard for you to fucking understand i'll make it simple for you faggot stop being fucking english police wanna teach english be a teacher and teach in school bitch cause none gives a fuck they spell shit online clear enough for you? think by saying That didn't even make sense you had a good comeback owned you twice now step off bitch

[cookiegrinder]

@Lugosi49 That's very mature of you.

[BananaJoePL]

@Lugosi49 thats pretty mainstream too..

[Lugosi49]

@BananaJoePL that mainstream because wanna bees since they died that likes them now those rappers came from shit when hip hop wasnt so big now you get air play for anything now days so i wouldnt say thats mainsteam my friend

[RBJ4life]

@ThisIsDaveK Lil wayne can suck my dick bitch. Eli is fo sho better than him

[usceltics]

@ThisIsDaveK never ever put lil wayne above eli's name

[ExpertOfSound]

@usceltics

Lil wayne, he ain't in the game, Eli's rappin for fame, and Wayne is stupid and lame, Eli told you he the best - mayne.... he deed it.

[s10eagles]

@ThisIsDaveK you forgot 50 Tyson

[bojoben]

@ThisIsDaveK Thumbs down for Jay Z nd Lil Wayne

[TheFlareZEmpire]

@ThisIsDaveK actually that may be the truth eli ripped on him u may think he sucked but if u think closely about what elis rapping about u will know like he called him gay then he said hes running from the cat meanings hes scared of pussy

[dontfreakinimme]

@ThisIsDaveK No... everyone knows that it is:

Dylan

Dylan

Dylan

Dylan

and Dylan.

[mofokinTeddy]

@dontfreakinimme

I SPIT FIYAHHH

[dontfreakinimme]

@mofokinTeddy Back up! You're too close!

[Spike00513z]

@ThisIsDaveK bitch are you retarded

[KasualsicknessTV]

the editting is tight ass fuck

[UltimateVenom]

erik b and rakim, NWA, mobb deep, eli porter.

[joeybaby916]

top five MCs of all time nas, jay, weezy, mso def and Eli

[Bilus1]

straight up Eazy E

whats this all about? o_O

[biglalways]

He gave Easy E a shout out.

[Dev17cmd]

That beat was alright at the beginning

[harpuis]

Yall made Eli look super retarded..

[Ms101371]

i got the cat on da grill c

[ninjahunted]

marvo really cares for his partner. i can tell by the way he had his arms around him and touching him.

[SuckingBallsYumYum]

@ninjahunted

how old were you when you came out the

closet ???

[ninjahunted]

@SuckingBallsYumYum when your mom cheated on me

[SuckingBallsYumYum]

@ninjahunted

do you have a boyfriend???

[ninjahunted]

@SuckingBallsYumYum yes, i do have a boyfriend. your father loves me very much. thats why your folks aren't together anymore. oh wait they were never together. your mom was just his best money making trick.

[SuckingBallsYumYum]

@ninjahunted You're bisexual??? ok...

hey, Those tax / bankruptcy videos are really good...

[ninjahunted]

yeah, they are pretty cool.

[xXxmidgexXx]

xD!