Goddamn thats worst fuckin thing ive ever heard... Maynard would rip your dickstring out and shove that turkey baster up your ass if he knew about this bullshit. Fuck your family.
jajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajaajajajajajaja OH MY GOD, this guy it's out of this world.. jajaja that was so funny
dude, get rid of that falsetto, train your true voice D: falsetto makes it sound pussy when it's meant to sound like a massive SHOUT at the listener :\
when your wearing protective goggles, rubber gloves, a " ladies' sewing centre " t shirt and singing stinkfist i can only presume your about to make a human centipede.
whats with the goggoles dude is this a joke? a spurr of the moment attempt of the first time youve ever sang? or are you just high on pcp? stick to your day job buddy lmao. Love the video though.
If you listen to the lyrics in Stinkfist and you take them literally, you will find that it has something to do with fisting and the ass. The title is even a clue. It's a fist that stinks.
So the goggles, the gloves, and that utensil that I don't know the name of is needed for portraying the comical appearance of anal doctor.
Anyway, the singing is good, but does not have that "Tool" feeling. Then again, no one can have that Tool voice.
ok you you suck at singing tool not being a smart ass or nothing i cant sing tool nether im not saying you have a bad voice but that just doesn't sound good with your voice try something else buddy you will find it
you look and sound like someone who would get laughed at in american idol. but I can tell that if you knew what you were doing, and didn't use stinky vibrato you would be ok at singing.
dude this mussic may be what you love, but please try something different. i dont think its entirlely for you, it doesnt really work for you. i really dont want to be offensive because by singing it a capella takes balls
by the way whats with the goggles the gloves and the thing you holding?
man I'm sick of people doing half assed Tool covers just sitting behind a guitar and boring us to death, this is how they should be done, totally in the spirit of the song, dressing up appropriately and with a turkey baster of course. and your voice man, it's like the voice of feaking angel.
Uhm,,,I think your goggles are on too tight, and I think they are restricting the blood to your head. Sooo,, lossen them, take off the tighty whities and give it a go. On second thought, don't...Cool shirt.
Dude were you like in the middle of doing something and then got the urge to sing or something? :P That is the most bizzare outfit I have seen in awhile for someone to sing a song in.
are you expecting to get shot by a nail gun? u r right in thinking i want to shoot you but i just simply can't on my cpu, but i want to, remember that, cuz i really hate you, i don't know why, oh, very creative though
you aren't a terrible singer but people shouldnt be covering songs that Maynard sings period. Oh and I'm not sure what I want to know what the turkey baster or w/e that is was for
oh, you getting views.. keep up the super hard work and maybe people will watch this over and over and start wearing safty goggles at the poker tables
The only reason people have favourited this filmclip was for a good long laugh. You should probably look in the mirror and sing before you put a camera up to your face.
If you don't know TOOL you think this guy is a complete FUCKED UP.
Mais par dessus tout un gars ki veut se faire connaitre pass qui pense qui chante bien mais pour camoufler le fait qu'il y avait de forte chance qu'apres cette video qu'il y est de mauvais commentaire alors il c créé un personnage poche pour esperer qu'a travers toute les commentaire se glisse un "hey chui un agent tu chante bien et voila tu vien d'sortir un disque"
Hardest I ever laughed was watching this guy sing parabola.... sooo funny
TorrMup 1 week ago
Goddamn thats worst fuckin thing ive ever heard... Maynard would rip your dickstring out and shove that turkey baster up your ass if he knew about this bullshit. Fuck your family.
jdizzle298 2 weeks ago
simply ..... horrible..........
Tasinzky 4 months ago
Haha "oh Internet".. Exactly
lulzlaby 5 months ago
jajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajaajajajajajaja OH MY GOD, this guy it's out of this world.. jajaja that was so funny
javierfranco07 5 months ago
oh, internet!
kds242 5 months ago
this dude is the reason why suicide should be mandatory
Biend 6 months ago
nice "ladies sewing circle" shirt hahahah
amerijuanican420 8 months ago
No... just no.
mechoman444 8 months ago
what would Simon say? me too. Can anyone record a video without fuckin ugly stucco or a dirty matress in the background?
motorfly 9 months ago
what would Simon say. me too.
motorfly 9 months ago
go kill yourself moron!!!!!!!!!!
MadAboutTOOL 9 months ago
ladies sewing circle....ahahaha
trinthakias 10 months ago
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Disposition446 11 months ago
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Disposition446 11 months ago
This guy is the FUCKIN MAN!!!!
Disposition446 11 months ago 2
Finger deep with your rubber glove...
mechanical1voodoo 11 months ago
dude, get rid of that falsetto, train your true voice D: falsetto makes it sound pussy when it's meant to sound like a massive SHOUT at the listener :\
MigelMeUp 11 months ago
wow dude you suck
EgagLatsev 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahha..... hahahahahah.... A fuckin yellow glove.... hahahahahahaha this made my day."like" thank you.
Conaan70 1 year ago
Antony Hegarty wannabe...
troelsjorg 1 year ago
whats with the ladies sewing circle shirt? ur mom dress u daily or something?
73regmon 1 year ago
lol
chibixaileen 1 year ago
This is god in voice.
intheshapeofhuman 1 year ago
when your wearing protective goggles, rubber gloves, a " ladies' sewing centre " t shirt and singing stinkfist i can only presume your about to make a human centipede.
funnyname92 1 year ago 7
dude hahaha learn the lyrics then how to sing then go see someone lol kinda funny though
sikuler 1 year ago
Well, nice that you use your own ideas... But Tool is a kind of art... So would you want to change perfect pictures?
The notes were somtimes not right... Well, you can sing... But write your own songs, maybe :/
EazyRun 1 year ago
hahahahaha.. this just make me laugh, for that THANK YOU... but I should say: YOU SUCK!!
Ligiacr 1 year ago
Wow sorry man you cant sing and the lyrics are all wrong
tunnduck 1 year ago
Wow sorry man you cant sing and the lyrics are all wrong
tunnduck 1 year ago
I smell troll....
royalman33 1 year ago
wtf!!!!! this sucks
TheMtc123 1 year ago
You changed key numerous times throughout. Admirable attempt, and you're actually a pretty good singer.
PunKarmus 1 year ago
Are you gay? I ask because of the shirt..
GuitarKylePlays 1 year ago
well i've heard worse
HELLAWAITSU666 1 year ago
A. Whats up with the goggles?
B. why the fuck did you smile and hold up the turkey baster thing when you said pleasure?
entername100 1 year ago
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!!!!!
JesusIsASamurai 1 year ago
You keep switching keys. And why the fuck are you wearing goggles? That's really random
mizzoufanatic5 1 year ago
lmfao!!! dude you need to go back to cleaning your bathroom, remember however that you shouldnt drink bleach
TELFORD88 1 year ago
I like how yer wearing a glove.
blu2penguin 1 year ago
FUCK OFF
ToolArmy05 1 year ago
will you join my band?
mineonlyhoof 1 year ago
nice goggles
BerettaLaumman 1 year ago
lol thanks for being awesome! haha
marisa10001110101 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha
I would totally party with you
bigdaddytorr1 1 year ago
you cant sing anything worth shit no matter what kinda singing your doing
glarbage11 1 year ago
He is right at 1:40, this cover does make me feel like i have a turkey baster shoved up my ass
MansonNiles11 1 year ago
That was fuckin hilarious
zackdiliberto 1 year ago
whats with the goggoles dude is this a joke? a spurr of the moment attempt of the first time youve ever sang? or are you just high on pcp? stick to your day job buddy lmao. Love the video though.
Habaneroin 1 year ago
I laughed so hard.
nedak 1 year ago
somebody shoot me.
playertimmie 1 year ago
This was actually quite good. Well done!
roofdoubleflip 1 year ago
do you get a boner when you watch yourself sing that? if i were maynard i would lose all faith in humanity.
ahlakee 1 year ago
lick my ass
Mrhashslinginslasher 1 year ago
what`s with the yellow gloves ?
maccenator 1 year ago
ladies sewing circle... XD
tearsofash 1 year ago
-_-
Zeneph13 1 year ago
Hahahahahaa! :D
Ginarae 1 year ago
is this suppose to be a joke?
2001lateralus 1 year ago 12
@2001lateralus What do you think? Look what he is wearing :D
JenovaDoll 1 year ago
@2001lateralus hes wearing swimming goggles and gloves. what do you think
efcdk92 9 months ago
you should have used the rubber gloves to pull the correct notes out of your ass......it was fun though!
wesbogo 2 years ago
i didnt think his singing was good at this. not trying to be a dick, he just fucked up alot
Smackenzieth 2 years ago
Well done good sir.
DylnPatty 2 years ago
LMAO!!
OMG imma pee my pants!!
gbanga81 2 years ago
Seriously, you people are stupid.
If you listen to the lyrics in Stinkfist and you take them literally, you will find that it has something to do with fisting and the ass. The title is even a clue. It's a fist that stinks.
So the goggles, the gloves, and that utensil that I don't know the name of is needed for portraying the comical appearance of anal doctor.
Anyway, the singing is good, but does not have that "Tool" feeling. Then again, no one can have that Tool voice.
PolarityArt 2 years ago
just like "Boborján" the hungarian comedian
oldvic88 2 years ago
Just like tenacious D but worst
blackfeiticeira 2 years ago
ha ha ha this is fun
cybersarma86 2 years ago
What was the gloves and the goggles for?
JessicaCanFly 2 years ago 2
@JessicaCanFly He just murdered someone and was cleaning up the scene.
rhythm013 1 year ago
@JessicaCanFly is 4 all the sex hes going to have!
elvirarosabal1 1 year ago
love the shirt
geo123go 2 years ago
wtf is wrong with this guy
sappypesticide 2 years ago
waiting for his meth to finish...had time to try to woo us with this BEAUTIFUL singing...NOT!
MultiBassman77 2 years ago
lol
YouBleedWhite1 2 years ago
dude, you cant sing
JakeTF2 2 years ago 23
O_o Kids don't do crack or you'll end up like this guy,
Zybezane 2 years ago
SHUT UP!!!!
LambdaPaxton12 2 years ago
a turkey baster?
no, really. what?
rick4318 2 years ago
hahaha.. he's fun
emilos911 2 years ago
your a piece of shit
farrsk 2 years ago
You're a fucking clown and I hate you for spitting in the face of one of the greatest bands of all time.
Fucking idiot.
eoyn 2 years ago
ok you you suck at singing tool not being a smart ass or nothing i cant sing tool nether im not saying you have a bad voice but that just doesn't sound good with your voice try something else buddy you will find it
simpl3jack69 2 years ago
epic.
PissedJelly 2 years ago 2
lol is the goggles and gloves really necessary?
THIRDEyE462aHEADoFME 2 years ago
lol 0:29
ginghamslut 2 years ago
what the hell is going on here?
chatoyant23 2 years ago 2
ill admit your a decent singer, but not for tool songs.
giggitygoo619 2 years ago
stop using drugs ::D lool where u doing cleanings??? :P joking great voice different cover you got it...now sing painkiller from judas :D
johny9693 2 years ago
scott fuckin walker after a self-injected enema...
CaptainShitbeard 2 years ago
C'mon...Lets hear Rosetta Stoned, you'd be dynamite at it!
neccybass 2 years ago 2
It puts the lotion on its skin
imgonnapissuoff 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
PULOC1978 2 years ago
It's "pain and comfort deep within you", not "suffering"
screwball82 2 years ago
see comment from "fcwbaker" above.
kwakhed23 2 years ago
@screwball82 it's his interpretation, I say go on with whatever moves you.
jasonmeierca 1 year ago
i quite like this version. only for the lyrics!
clem3d78 2 years ago
haha!! nice goggles.. Ha!
you look and sound like someone who would get laughed at in american idol. but I can tell that if you knew what you were doing, and didn't use stinky vibrato you would be ok at singing.
fastball186 2 years ago
dude. nice shirt.
siggysugar 2 years ago
lmfao! it wasnt funny till i saw the shirt
toolbitch1 2 years ago
This is an amazing video!
I love the turkey baster. And the safety goggles.
GroundFootHeadCloud 2 years ago
this is completely retarded
grymmtymm 2 years ago
y the fuck does he have a turkey baster and gloves!?
imsoblind13 2 years ago
more scream and no fucking girl voice
but its no bad LOL!
faaip0de0oaid 2 years ago
VVVVV i agree stop trying to sing. and stop making tool look bad you FUCKER!
bradrenn 2 years ago
dude this mussic may be what you love, but please try something different. i dont think its entirlely for you, it doesnt really work for you. i really dont want to be offensive because by singing it a capella takes balls
by the way whats with the goggles the gloves and the thing you holding?
silverandemz 2 years ago
Got to love to a song about anal fisting...can always count on Tool for good shit like that!!!
GirGasm 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA.... dude... that's hilarious.
scoodidabop 2 years ago
lol, this is awesome :)
IIISpLinTeRIII 2 years ago
and the turkey baster!??! muhahaha
ResidentCanadian 2 years ago
lol i hope this was posted for humor...cause its funny as shit! great goggles!
ResidentCanadian 2 years ago 2
love the shirt
nurkinnn 2 years ago 2
you are the best love your videos keep it up
toolfreak6661 2 years ago
loving the safety goggles
superllama666 2 years ago 2
god dammit..
xDeT0n8Rx 2 years ago
like the shirt...
rkg99709 2 years ago
pure hilarity and enjoyable
EyeOnTheTV 2 years ago 2
He's Not !!! Listen to the song and maybe u will see :-) I would say he's "prepared"
thiemoschnurr 2 years ago
are you cleaning?
willrob1989 2 years ago
hahaha! TOOL RULES! i love this...very funny. good job
jsbud333 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha the turkey baster makes this just golden....
CatchyNameGoesHere 2 years ago 2
the parabola video was well........anyways, this is actually pretty good
thegearmusic 2 years ago
i love you
christianisgay00 2 years ago
All ready for serious stinkfisting aren't you? This shit is hilarious. Great job!
FinnegansWakeUp 3 years ago
Dude.
Your'e my hero.
Seriously.
latinblood4evr 3 years ago
man I'm sick of people doing half assed Tool covers just sitting behind a guitar and boring us to death, this is how they should be done, totally in the spirit of the song, dressing up appropriately and with a turkey baster of course. and your voice man, it's like the voice of feaking angel.
TheSludgefactory 3 years ago 2
BAHAHAHA that's awesome!
w00tacious 3 years ago
hahahahhaa
FleekOrama 3 years ago
i dont want it, i just need it
want to be in my band?
cheeheese 3 years ago
but he does have a nive voice at times
WarCries13 3 years ago
nice glove
hardstyle012345 3 years ago
is that a turkey baister????
hardstyle012345 3 years ago
nice glove
hardstyle012345 3 years ago
wat
fxshadowmaster 3 years ago
What The Balls Is This???
caseysull 3 years ago
OMFG. LMAO. thanks for the laugh man.
Divinesally 3 years ago
Uhm,,,I think your goggles are on too tight, and I think they are restricting the blood to your head. Sooo,, lossen them, take off the tighty whities and give it a go. On second thought, don't...Cool shirt.
differentbeing 3 years ago
do you have brain damage?
qian666999 3 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
hahahahahahahhahah
danitafad 3 years ago
1:40
"This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to."
While holding a turkey baster.
Savvinidis 3 years ago
was that too subtle? should i have gone for the curling iron instead?
kwakhed23 3 years ago
no, no. it was perfect. keep it real, man.
Savvinidis 3 years ago
rofl.
kdouglas24 3 years ago
haha this is cool. tool is awesome brotha.
mcflaps 3 years ago
I'm confused about this yellow gloves...^^
Crazy shit, anyway.
jenzo1981 3 years ago
wait a minute...were you gonna make dmt? :)
281924 3 years ago 2
"wait a minute...were you gonna make dmt? :) "
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TamaDrummer0 2 years ago
you look like you're about to chop someone up and cook them :D
281924 3 years ago
is this a joke, cuz its fucking hilarious!
seanlikestoeat 3 years ago
Please do a duet with me.
1nhatr3d 3 years ago
cool... what did you have in mind?
kwakhed23 3 years ago
I just sent a message your way.
1nhatr3d 3 years ago
HAAAHAAAA the turkey baster is too much
okay in addition to the goggles, gloves, and shirt that says "ladies sewing circle" , thats what really makes it great
xbloodberryx 3 years ago 2
poor....maynard....0_0........
aiden00 3 years ago 2
jesus...someone takes washin the dishes seriously...eye protection n everythin?
GODintheface88 3 years ago
no more drugs for you
ejkonju 3 years ago 4
no, more drugs for you.
kwakhed23 3 years ago
i hope yove already sworn off pussy
powrightinthekissa1 3 years ago
Dude were you like in the middle of doing something and then got the urge to sing or something? :P That is the most bizzare outfit I have seen in awhile for someone to sing a song in.
TrueHatred1980 3 years ago
are you expecting to get shot by a nail gun? u r right in thinking i want to shoot you but i just simply can't on my cpu, but i want to, remember that, cuz i really hate you, i don't know why, oh, very creative though
cuzzinbri 3 years ago
im sorry guy..
MasterTraktor 3 years ago 2
why?
damu4291 3 years ago
please don't take this seriously.. haha.. i love you
HortziRat 3 years ago
Safety first and all that...
What the hell is that thing you're holding?! It looks like it could do some damage!!!
catinajar 3 years ago 3
you aren't a terrible singer but people shouldnt be covering songs that Maynard sings period. Oh and I'm not sure what I want to know what the turkey baster or w/e that is was for
darkbeen 3 years ago
YES HE WANT A AENEMA
JoeCherini 3 years ago
It would've been funny if like his mom came in and was all "IM READY FOR MY ENIMA NOW!".
6robert6ramirez6 3 years ago
Duuuude keep on rocking out your own way... I think you rule
Tanzee86 3 years ago 2
Yeha man i fucking agree good stuff
untitled06 3 years ago 2
Singing with a yellow glove...lol
EricSchwin22 3 years ago
this actually doesn't sound bad :D
i just grabbed my guitar and started playing :)
apart of the diferent pitches in the song, the articulation is very good
nice costume btw :P
Inject0r 3 years ago
oh, you getting views.. keep up the super hard work and maybe people will watch this over and over and start wearing safty goggles at the poker tables
fucyourgod 3 years ago
Safety is always an issue while singing Tool
MAYNARD4507 3 years ago 2
cool guy :)
iLLtiz86 3 years ago
hahhahaha! omg
Lovesickdope 3 years ago
tell me this shit isnt serious i mean please tell me?!
Sparxeb 3 years ago
its "blend and balance pain and comfort" not pain and pleasure.
fcwbaker 3 years ago
-- checks toolshed dot down dot net
oh my -- you are correct. guess i'll have to dig up the goggles and turkey baster and redo this puppy.
or not. that's not the only lyrical fuck up.
kwakhed23 3 years ago
it doesnt rele make a difference i was just being a douche.
liked the video tho lol
fcwbaker 3 years ago
this is fucking shit but hilarious!
narcisissyistic 3 years ago
The only reason people have favourited this filmclip was for a good long laugh. You should probably look in the mirror and sing before you put a camera up to your face.
rottencore0 3 years ago
This was great, it made me appreciate the lyrics a bit more.
john262 3 years ago
If you know TOOL this video is funny.
If you don't know TOOL you think this guy is a complete FUCKED UP.
Mais par dessus tout un gars ki veut se faire connaitre pass qui pense qui chante bien mais pour camoufler le fait qu'il y avait de forte chance qu'apres cette video qu'il y est de mauvais commentaire alors il c créé un personnage poche pour esperer qu'a travers toute les commentaire se glisse un "hey chui un agent tu chante bien et voila tu vien d'sortir un disque"
Padajew 3 years ago 2