New (Girl)Friend!!

[GEORGE33686]

Fake

[MrBabylichous]

I was wondering why you broke all the pencils

[brolomo965]

haha at 0:58 hes like waiting for a laugh or something :P

[thejoepeek]

troll.

[NavySeal507]

"And then she will hug me or something....*checks his chest hair* SHIT only 1!!

[NavySeal507]

SHE WONT KNOW.....until she gets her grade stupid!!

[the1janitor]

You noobs don't know shit, DaxFlame is the OG YouTube troll.

[toby5129]

how is this liked so much this guy is a retard"!

[Victortetas]

Eli manning wtf?

[SuperTolis123]

is he retard?

[sasuke08712]

Ha! but i don't think stealing from her and breaking her stuff is that funny........

[uniquenesshascharm]

you're so cute! :)

[Darasu2]

never go through a womans purse ..

[lazybum4720]

is he playing around stupid or like wtff? o_O

[BENSYARDSERVICE]

at 2:40 he lied.

[alw87642]

0:12.

[turbandirtie]

lmfao what a hero

[Waterfisho]

At 0:55, you can hear the sound of his jizz

[JKellett2]

This guy is a brilliant actor.

[Obsydiun]

The virginity is strong in this one!

[claudchristina]

You are a loser!

[chrongrower1]

you sir give dictionary definition to the word "creeper"

(also coming from a guys perspective)

[lamichoacana17jr]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS PERSONALITY !!

[Tacoriffic8]

ROFL WTF? XD

[LiquidDNBNZ]

0:55 to 1:03 my jizz face

[lsifto]

this kid has major wheels

[Barrzy5]

@link000000 he cant handle any aha

[akgrzy]

u r simply... amazing

[tmins606]

haha i always knew Eli Manning was a little special….

[willwillop60]

I feel really bad for this girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mikimausas0]

3:01 A wild boner appears

[Tagraz]

He's an actor. 4chan and all those folks debunked Daxflame over a year ago.

[Seshogamer]

"It's not even the best part.... idiot. hehe.... just felt like saying that."

[wild813]

motherfucker jacked this bitches shit

[scout9654]

wow he was hit to hard in the head while L.A.R.P.ing

[MrKyRow]

@killerbootsmann stfu fag that made perfect sense but you're too much of a dumbass to understand trying to use high vocabulary to make yourself sound smarter haha

[lamborgini83]

I this a trol, or does he have down syndrome?

[Martin126X]

I'm scared. Mooommy?

[bartysquad1]

You asshole !! Those are my glasses !! And my ring that my grandma gave me ! Im gonna show this to the police you weirdo !

[Masontrapp1]

@Tiddleybubs Hell , its where your headed ... See you there :D

[Tiddleybubs]

great.. now this chump is around again cause of reddit.. reddit should be the only victim of SOPA

[killerbootsmannn]

@Tiddleybubs What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[snakevids]

this is amazing

[1913bobo]

not sure if trolling or retarded

[0lsp]

@1913bobo lol no hes a troll dax flame is just this kids fake internet personality

[16mockingbirds]

Can't. Stop. Laughing omg.

[JesseGunter]

I feel like this is a troll.

[NeVarajMe]

What the fuck. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the weird part of YouTube!

[xSydVicious]

you are fucking awsome kid! fuck the haters, vlog on!!

[jawayetti]

I hit the Jackpot part of uTube again!

[djbueche]

i've never seen so much swag in my life

[volocom7]

How have I never seen this!? its hillarious

[InternationalNatural]

thats not even the best part! just wait.... Idiot.

[InternationalNatural]

I cant tell if he's acting or for real, but good on you buddy!

[blutfrosch]

this guy is so white, it's uncanny

[chileno87]

Dwight?

[52willlee52]

i cant tell if hes real or not.. i knew kids like this in high school lol.

[UnbornChild]

People become friends when someone says thank you to them. Looks like I'm buddies with the lady at the grocery store.

[ChrisHamilton2007]

Pussy Slayer.

[Therealz0mbiemaster]

As Seen On:

Dogs On Acid Uhhh wut

[sgtclam]

The answer's weren't the right ones, but...she will never know.

[tommyjamesboggs]

Where can I go to see this kid do stand-up?

[Jedimack510]

lol this kid is so messed XD

[pricemz1]

internet GOLD!!!!!!!!!

[dogzenify]

thisis the best thing i have ever revealed to my eyes

[Wilson1592]

Is this real? Or he is an incredibly good actor?

[ElectroSalt]

best part 0:57

[JSDuncan2113]

:54 seconds in, I'm fucking crying.

[timmay623]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!

[J450]

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

[buckaroopopcorn]

I can't tell if you're acting or not. If you are you're brilliant. If you're not, well...

[zombiecarrot]

why does this guy remind me of the joker ... ?

[angrygreek1985]

I love how he drops the big one liner, with a big awkward pause. "and she said thanks to me"

[UnrelatedLove]

If someone broke my coloured pencils; SHIT WOULD GO DOWN SON

[XxVillanxX]

goddamn im on the weird side again :(

[Randlolify]

wierd side of youtube again? .-.

[kanimeishot]

Get a life u no life looser

[HurpWithinDurp]

This man is a genious

[Dontpickmelast101]

i think it's acting but its FREAKING AWESOME

[SlaytanicSeries]

I can't tell if this is real or acting!? :L:L

[link000000]

I hope this kid is getting all the pussy he can handle!!!

[maglottjacob]

wat a fag how did he get 1 mil viewws

[gotohellpunk]

@maglottjacob u mad faggot?

[MultiMegaReaper]

As seen on Dogs On Acid...

[gretabusche]

is this guy for real?

[Alecdays]

And she said thankyou to me,BOOM!

[AppendixFilms]

It seems that whenever I get high, all I end up doing is eating McDonald's while watching his videos.

[TheSuperj123]

He will be in the feature film Project X

[2garjan]

0:52 to 1:04 "Excuss me while I cum"

1:06 "Ahg still going.."

1:11 "Aand I'm done."

[LiMiiTzGaming]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012 when this has been out for about 5 years

[Jakey13579]

omfg is this guy for real?? or is it just a "character" hes pretending to be? lmfao still watching in 2012 :D FTW

[yujiosHERO]

@Jakey13579 this kids a god

[AlexStojic01]

woooaah you have issuess

[YolkieCharms]

You broke pencils...

[BreaKINGFISHBenjamin]

@YolkieCharms thats hardcore

[YolkieCharms]

@BreaKINGFISHBenjamin ...

[TheKpopBeats]

what happened to dax? D: i want more dax!

[notnownotsoon]

I don't want to believe this is fake ;__; I mean, how do you make this stuff up?

[pikooface]

Bill Nye the Science Guy...age 13

[Raaaaaaaaaampage]

Boy... are you fucked, or just retarded? and what exactly is your sickness?

- you're fucking weird!

[snapsftw]

is this fake?

[colehass]

Thug

[curtboy181]

Is this "girl" actually a boy?

[TilliamWabler]

i'm stoned this is great !

[Xcampling2k]

YEAH! She will definitely go out with you if you take things from her purse and break her coloured pencils...

[Mcpanicfanic]

how old is this kid here?

[STIFILMS]

@Mcpanicfanic in this video i believe he was 16

[koreyisflyy]

he gets so exited when a girl talks to him

[Diaperthongs]

I would totally date thus guy.

[MrDemonape]

Dont shit yourself now..

[niqueshanique]

she woulf never go out with you! you are pretty weird and messed up...... and you are wearing a vest, like who the hell does that?

[tehdeckerdude]

@niqueshanique Go fuck yourself.

[niqueshanique]

@tehdeckerdude im just telling the truth kay so why dont you go shove a dick in your mouth:)

[TheFatty55]

This guy is not acting obvously!

He is amazing tho

[megasis13]

you are such an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

[lliguicota]

you are a G

[blank468]

you are AMAZING!

[TehZanyHD]

kid is so freaking weird lol

[BrawlMaster117]

0:53 And she said thank you to me! **JIZZ FACE***

[XX11norwaygamers11XX]

ok being a douch and steeling her stuff. nice jobb

[egoagnosco]

lmaoooooo "what ajokerr what a pranksterrr"

[ktgraef]

Love this guy. He's a freaking genius

[TheGfilms]

ur dad should have used rubber



[soppysue123]

I cant tell if this is real or hes just acting .. ?

[nickportugal95]

is this real ?

[MARIOFREAK821]

Why are so many people seeing all these...

[crf150racer169]

"juat wait... idiot... just kidding.. i just felt like saying that"

LOL

[Breehahanotfunny]

0:53 YOUR FACE IS MESSED UP LMAO

[a1337midget]

"IT GETS BETTER!" Me: OHREALLY? :3

[JakeRuels]

he looks like eli manning...

[Shane88L]

He's an actor - and a great one at that.

[HxCSounds]

im not trying to be mean but can someone tell me....does he have something wrong with him?

[iAmRabid]

@HxCSounds No, he's acting.

[mattjohndeere4455]

dude you're just a jerk 

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

lol

[ASIANmovieMAKERS]

Please tell me this is fake and he is an actor, because there is now way a kid can be this nerdy!

[a1337midget]

@ASIANmovieMAKERS LOL!!!! XD

[MJT0125]

Total waste of 4:45 of my life

[Ha12354ha]

Your a retard and a fake! LOSER

[Sarahsings118]

Are you fucking serious?.. She's gonna hate you bro.

[olijackson7]

Is this guy actually like this or is this just an act?

[glryholbukkakemaster]

Oh look it's Mac Miller when 5 years ago

[KickBack90sBeats]

@glryholbukkakemaster hahahahahahahahaha perfect comment. cant fucking stand MM!

[marinecorpsniper]

even though he is acting he seems like a giant tool

[LilDez1997]

That's some good acting

[lilpimp917]

what in the dick shitting fuck

[ChaoticCookie37]

Thumbs up if you're still watching this in almost 2012!!!

[Kisolee]

@ChaoticCookie37 No asshole, im watching it in 2012 bitch

[xxSerpenttinexx]

@ChaoticCookie37 I didn't notice how old this was until I saw your comment

[gobias3]

daxflame vaguely reminds me of phil dunphy

[MiZzLe416]

yea she could say that or she could say that your the dick who stole from her, looked through her purse, and broke al her pencils. You know it could go either way.

[narutorevolution100]

this nigga got bitches

[justmeandmyukulele]

Are you clinically insane?

[jackthebeek]

or she might say why the fuck did you break all my pencils you fucking idiot

[TravisCantPoop]

Wats up with the fuckin mentally retarded people these days!!

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

when do i begin?

[Waynesworld430]

she just made a big mistake, saying thank you to a grade A creeper

[Waynesworld430]

oh, and 2:25 is a killer

[Waynesworld430]

1:13 oh... you little snot

[Theykillerbeast117]

she wouldnt say o you little joker so would be like fuck u u little asshole get a fucking life

[doktrgrym1]

@Theykillerbeast117 fuck up ya dumb cunt its a joke.

[Theykillerbeast117]

crap isnt a bad word

[unaffiliatedfyrt]

I am sam?

[GolfFan9232]

Now I'm going in on yo aas

[MegaWeezy187]

lol you're brilliant dude



[Xorcist420]

LOL 1:17 ....

[MizzLexii123]

Tht was weird when he cleared his throat...

[CloverUnderfield]

So romantic!



[pllsabtvdfan]

this guy should give dating advice. He'd know all the good things to do :)

[lehua1086209]

ur stupid



[builtstrong2lastlong]

i bet the next day didnt turn out as good as he thought...

[xiHaaaZeee]

o i see this guy is the gayist person i have ever seen

[icalrad]

he's a fucking amazing actor!

[MrEmobunnies]

oh. i see.

[MyAngryGhost]

is he just a good actor? :S