Scrubs Cox Rants About House

[XLUpLoaderXL]

chin up you ugly bastards 0_o

[raquel3010]

Ha, House season 7 finale patient's first diagnosis was carbonmonoxide poisoning because she used space heater :D

[sdstig]

Dr. Cox > Dr. House

[ninetailedfox579121]

That's funny because the actors of J.D. and Turk insisted that all the people who did the background doctors and such were models.

[RandarserousRex]

chin up you ugly bastard

[tigars53]

Pulmonary embolism a boring diagnostic? Geez I guess doctors where wrong to calling it "the great masquerader"...

[thelaxstr26]

Eruption buttons...

That is what he said.

[anidiotcalledgregg]

chin up you ugly b@$tard..stupid channel 4 putting scrubs on before the watershed

[JustLiveYourLife97]

Awkward moment when this is a TV show, there are cameras over there and the doctors do look like models. :)

[blackbirdarising]

@JustLiveYourLife97 sarcasm and shows making fun of themselves FTW!

[Gavin17259]

"House is a GENIOUS" lol

[marrowthebeast]

dr cox is lying they do sure got the cameras otherwise we should'nt see this right now..

[AprimalDwarf]

@marrowthebeast Nice, your obviously smart.

[callumccfc]

"I learnt that watching house"

"House is geeenious"

"Thats it im wacking both of ya"

YESSSS DR COX IS THE BEST

[VicLala15]

chin up you ugly bastard.

[Kslowmo]

"chin up you ugly bastard" LOL!

[3ptic]

chin up u ugly basterd loooooool cracked me up

[SammmyNan]

lol, she nailed the bitch with his clip board, almost pissed myself laughing

[23Amali]

oh the irony

[TheMessiersAndromeda]

God-ugly bastard + Dr Cox speak = G'ugly bastard.

[ARavingLooony]

who th hell is dane cook hes obviously not famous as nobody know who tht twat is

[insayndevilchild]

@ARavingLooony He's an American Comedian.

[xKILLJOYxSORROWSx]

dane ook is hilarious... ^n^

[crybabygirl08]

"Chin up you ugly bastard." lol

[CanaryKeeper]

Love that when he says "there aren't cameras over here" he gestures right at the cameras. lol

[StriderAnarchy99]

The guy flinched more than the girl...priceless.

[twistedferrets]

wow, pretty loud for a clipboard

[dabraham03]

I get it! Cuz his names probably Chin!

[xsunsetroseX]

WHO is dane cook?????

[CthomasMega]

Why IS Dane Cook funny?

[eastwing329]

Hey I do the same thing whenever someone says that Holden Caulfield and Tyler Durden were profound intellectuals.

[trackingtim]

YES! A dig at Dane Cook! I love it!

[baronshooter8]

Dane Cook watched this video 5 times.

[Reyendo]

Eruption button?

[ThePatPat777]

''there aren't any cameras over here'' *points at camera*

[Z51Chevy]

"Chin up ya ugly bastard..." LOL

[Butcher851]

@Z51Chevy

They look like wrecks, his name is Rex.

[KellandGreystone]

Spot on about Dane Cook. I think I cracked a smile once while watching part of a special by him.

[DAVN121]

@KellandGreystone The only special that really keeps me laughing was the first one he ever got on Comedy Central, but that was it.

[lthornto95]

Doctors look like wrecks or Rex?

[pobopower]

dane cook sucks.. it sure is a mistery whow people can think its funny when he steals 90% of his shit from talented people like louis ck.

[TheGreggernaut]

@pobopower exactly! not to mention how i hate when he impersonates ppl with a stupid ass yelling voice and constantly repeats himself

[TheF00kFactor]

what does he mean?there are video cameras there.it's a show.how the heck would we see this if it wasn't filmed ?

[HEYHEYJIMI]

the gone newspaper: your neigbour hates you and doesn't want to pay for one

dane cook is funny: because he is funny

[Shadysniper8]

It's so ironic when Dr. Cox says, "There are no cameras over here."

[jayblob716]

"touch your eruption button" omg thats genious xD

[OropherThranduil]

@jayblob716

and now watch Peter Brady "Erupts" on Marcia and her Friends 

[N1NJ4DUCK]

chin up you ugly bastard



[3dxbox]

0:34, the guy to the right behind Cox seems like to impersonate Cox's move when he says ''here's the bad news''.

[Igglesnoop]

@3dxbox He sort of does, or maybe he is just agreeing with him.

[ProjektDT]

co sa azy

[MysticalFlyingMonkey]

@ProjektDT None of that shit here. Don't ruin this with such stupidity.

[Wingding590]

@ProjektDT Are you kidding me? Why?

[Khran1505]

Why DO some people think Dane Cook is funny?

[ricopower14]

@Khran1505 because your to yound to understand his joes

[Khran1505]

@ricopower14 Your grammar needs work.

[ricopower14]

@Khran1505 i was on an ipad, because your to young to understand his jokes *

[Khran1505]

@ricopower14 Your grammar still needs work. And if I need to be at the age of retirement to understand his jokes, then I am too young.

[ricopower14]

@Khran1505 why would i change it xD

[Khran1505]

@ricopower14 Because it's impossible to take your answer seriously when you type like a troubled teenager who thinks grammar is a pointless bane of your existence.

[lotsoffun]

@Khran1505 because he's handsome and arrogant

[Mastersteef123]

@Khran1505 "When I said I wanted to be a comedian everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now!"

[TLFScarheart]

@Khran1505 that's what I want to know. :/

[dichidi1]

@Khran1505 WHO actually thinks Dane Cook is funny?

[flash5567]

The House always wins. lol yeah right.

[MasterMaxD]

they dont look like models? he clearlly hasnt looked at elliot yet

[12hoopere]

there are no cameras here or there.. :P

ahahah oh the irony

[resyd4i4]

:35  lies

[billibibill]

YOU LIER!!! :D

[r33v3sy132]

Dr cox is House

[golden24680]

House=Scrubs

[TheJokerLove]

"Thats what hospitals are... Boring." Dear Gooooood he's hot!

[retteretter]

Oh wow I just got the play on words.... 'They look like wrecks' 'They look like Rex' XD

[superrobz]

"Thats it i'm whacking both of ya"

*whack*

"Ow!"

lol xD

[Dragoj419]

does anyone realize how wrong and ironic what he said about hospitals are in that show

[EmberQZ912995]

My favorite doctor is still Ratchet.

Ratchet > House > Dr. Cox > Turk > JD

[soulmman]

House is awesome ^_^

[jozboful]

Dr. Cox vs. House: House has a gimp leg, but he also has a walking stick and a team, also he's Hugh Laurie so he wins

[0Genus0]

"Touch your eruption button" has just entered my vocab.

[Luarrangel]

Brilliant!! Hospitals are boring and doctors are not models!!

[CashClock]

I like how Dr.Cox looks at the screen when he says "There are are no cameras over there or anywhere in this room."

[spades2]

If Dr. Cox and House teamed up, there would be a cure for cancer within a year. They would get along because they both hate everyone and both have staggering addictions to substances (alcohol for Cox and pain meds for House)

[soccerprog226]

Why DOES anyone like Dane Cook anyway?

[Flags12345]

poor Rex

[abdur94]

So that some doctor/supermodel would want to touch your erection button. lol

[Shadysniper1]

@abdur94 He says "eruption button". I actually lol'ed when he said that.

[SamLovesFriemds]

house vs cox ... interesting

[BabyScarecrow]

@SamLovesFriemds That could become one ugly catfight.

[vipermendoza]

Would a Pulmonary embolism show up on a CXR?

[Osiwaw]

House is awsome

[Kitsune1216]

Dr. Cox: 1, House: 0, Jordan: 5,000

[genryuusai]

@Kitsune1216 Dr. Cox: 1, House: 0, Jordan: 5,000

The Janitor: OVER 9000!

[Kitsune1216]

@genryuusai Touche, good sir

[zachonkrack]

everything is boring lol

[Jason47D]

Damn.. I love scrubs.. but did they really just hate on House and Dane Cook?!

[mickthekindstranger]

@Jason47D think it was just that house seems like the type of character that cox would hate... and i dunno about cook dont no who he is

[LiverpoolFIFAFan14]

"That's what Hospitals are... boring" But not Sacred Heart!!

[jenjengal12]

"There aren't any camera's over here'

And the blonde chick stares at the camera XD

[BakuraSR45]

House is better. The characters have REAL personallity. And what the hell part of House does he actually look good?

[KisiroKitsune]

@BakuraSR45 "House is better"? I guess you missed the part where real doctors said Scrubs was the most realistic representation of working at a hospital than House, Grey's Anatomy, or what-have-you.

[BakuraSR45]

@KisiroKitsune i never said it was more realistic, i meant its much more entertaining

[SMDBones]

@KisiroKitsune that may be true for all I know. The fact is House is more like what specialty doctors do--diagnosticians, oncologists, dermatologists, gynecologists, etc., etc., etc.; and Scrubs is more like what the intern, attending, and resident doctors do. The doctors that aren't yet specialists or have chosen not to specialize. You can't really compare the two shows, as they present two different aspects of medicine.

[Igglesnoop]

@SMDBones Not really. I think House focusses more on the medical side and Scrubs just uses a medical backdrop to teach life lessons and for comedy purposes. Compared to House, there are few Medical References.

[pedroandfrankensheep]

Chin up ya ugly bastard!

[jared1star]

Hater ha ha

[BrettDunbar]

House is better.

[victor92785]

lmao..

[mirai679]

lol, if Scrubs had more than one camera, then Dr. Cox would be pointing at multiple places.

[z1271beta]

0:59

[steph0986]

dr. cox says hugh laurie looks like a supermodel?!

[thereaperonthe13thst]

@steph0986 i think he means himself he IS narcissistic, it is a tv show, there are cameras everywhere so i think john c mcginley is referencing himself

[Dragging1Canoe]

I agree, Dane Cook is just an idiot with a microphone.

[bricksalegend]

@Dragging1Canoe and only idiots are attracted to his uniquely shit sense of humour

[Dragging1Canoe]

@bricksalegend

All he does is stand there and rant and tell stupid stories. None of it is funny. The funniest comedian alive is Katt Williams.

[GroovyDawg]

Eruption button. Oh lord of all epic.

[jgm788]

THANKYOU! Dane Cooks is not funny!!! lol

[MightyAlz]

"Doctors damn sure don't look like models"?

The doctors in Scrubs look much more like models than the ones in house...

[Iamoldenough92]

@MightyAlz Maybe because, like he said, REAL doctors don't look like models.

So as a show full of actors, Scrubs is obviously excluded from the saying.

And don't even get me started on how many girls want a piece of ol' House

[LionShark13]

@Iamoldenough92 ol' gimpy' house on top of that

[VooDooXII]

Hahahahaha his Dane Cook mystery. Yea I don't like Dane Cook.

[DynoRod]

Dane cook is hilarious

[LilGremlin101]

HHOOUUSSEEE

[soso104]

...this isn't a tv-show???

[Slashbag69]

Chin up ya ugly bastard

hahahahah

[carrieevew]

This one is absolutely genious :) TV character whining about another TV charecter for... being a TV character. This is exactly why I love Scrubs. cuz it's damn funny but at the same time freakin' true.

[Raventoll]

especially the part where he motions to where the cameras are and says, "There are no cameras over here..."

[thatkrazyguyukno]

...Dane Cook IS funny... "Scrubs" quit being funny in Season 8.

[sniffboo]

Fail on both counts.

[bh3ader]

they're both good shows but house is drama while this comedy. but this is pretty hilarious

[JHShadon133]

@bh3ader Scrubs is kinda of a Dromedy. btw I love how Dr.Cox whacks both of them

[ilikegiants312]

HAHAHAHA

touch your eruption button

[FWYGINOND]

Chin up ya ugly bastard

[RyanMauger]

Be easier if he had a chin...

[Yarl1]

Dr.Cox > House

[jkshoujk]

By a long shot.

[Anthonyxathiest]

@Yarl1 Never, House<Cox.

[DuarteRodriguesY]

@Yarl1 true, but house series > scrubs

[JoKeRsObLiViOn420]

@Yarl1 Dr. Cox destroys house so its Dr. Cox < House

[randalthor394]

@JoKeRsObLiViOn420 I would look up how > and < signs work.

[chailizard]

@JoKeRsObLiViOn420 you're a complete moron.

[Coxs62]

coxs is better than house !i!i!i!i!

[joetheanglo]

Cox pwns House

[petsarecool]

House really is a genius :)

i love dr cox and house. two quality characters for doctor/hospital type prgrams :)

[BlueEyedBabe03]

"...Will want to touch your eruption button..."

O.U.T.S.T.A.N.D.I.N.G. xDDD

[firesotormlizard01]

chin up you ugly bastard

[Starscream350]

just as funny as "Good morning, reasons why I drink."

[4everinureyes]

i love this episode!!! and i'm a huge fan of house but cox kick's his ass