The Fast Show - Unlucky Alf - Parrot Sketch

[mark29667]

Nearly wet myself watching this

[Dosbat1]

One of the funniest sketches ever.

[KJRD82]

Wanker! Wanker! Twat! love it, absolute genius!

[yoshting]

@KJRD82 Shut up with your fucking punchline spoiling shit comments, you wanker.

[OhMercyMe1]

i love that bird

[AndImAwwwesome]

Bugger...

[antmob11]

It was before Little britain rustiswortz you muppet

[Mazza4Azza]

@antmob11

He knows that. He's saying it isn't as funny as this.

[antmob11]

@Mazza4Azza i know that now lol maybe a little drunk that night a mis-read the comment. Apologies for any upset caused:)

[Mazza4Azza]

@antmob11

No problem! I may have seemed a little harsh there! Apologies

[spankthezebra]

@antmob11 yeah. fast show was before and little britain ripped it off after. muppet :P

[beowulf3075]

I laugh every time, that's how good it is...

[R351D3NT4]

Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!

Twat! Twat! Twat! You twat! Twat!

[sadtechie]

ROFL! What a rude parrot! Exceedingly good sketch!

[doubledeckers]

So funny. My stomach is hurting with laughing so much.

[oliverb96]

Amazing

[chapmasi]

TWAT!!!

[spikycushion]

@chapmasi clate tu pa caralho

[spikycushion]

@chapmasi haha ya

[RustiSwordz]

I love the way they eye each other up when he takes the cover off. The parrot looks as if its thinking, 'you have no idea!'

[rocketmunkey1]

Im sure theres a longer version of this if any body's got a link please share

[MrRobclaridge]

BUGGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XguitarrockerX]

I love the way the parrot pronounces TWAT!

Hahahahaha i just can't stop laughing

[Hostog]

Funny as hell but cant help feeling sorry for the guy...

[LouTheprosmad]

paul whitehouse is legend

[voxrod]

Best sketch on the fast show ever lol lmao

[sharplesal]

you think it can't get any more tragically funny-- then the parrot starts swearing...genius!

[scarlettsguy]

So funny, Twat, Wanker and Bugger,

[807boy]

Oh bugger!! :) lol

[woodymc27]

Thanks for posting this!

[troikagirl]

Wanker..Wanker..Wanker...Twat.­.Twat Twat.....couldn't stop laughing at this!!

[wigglywee]

Love this sketch..... Classic!!

[GonzoFelipe]

look at that furry little bastard

[Mounhas]

Missed this first time around. Brilliant.

[hartmusc]

The first time I saw this it nearly killed me.

[eprahsL]

Bugger

[railgunroger]

TWAT TWAT TWAT

[ironjoker101]

HAHAHAHA! Its just the fact that the parrot over does the whole Twat thing! This is so musch funnier than Little Britain!

[realityexplorations]

TWAT! TWAT! TWAT!

[RustiSwordz]

I love the way the parrot just stares at him when alf is looking at the parrot.

[RustiSwordz]

Little britain just ripped off the Fast show and isnt half as funny.

[dazpatreg]

@RustiSwordz Here here!

[SafeAzFuck]

@RustiSwordz in what way did little britain rip off the fast show????! none of the characters are the same, the only thing thats the same is that its a sketch show too!

[rabblue]

hahahahahahaha

[devina75]

Bring back the fastshow pleaseeeeeeeeeee

[chapmasi]

TWAT!

[EmmaLC6195]

waaaaaaaaaaaaankerrrrrrrrrrrrr­rr. twat

[1961WF2909]

LOL ; ))

[videomad2009]

I love unlucky alf and i'm only 12! Even i know and understand what maxistviews because it does get quite annoying. The few errors are not as bad, but some of the shortened slang words are very difficult to understand and translate. I am glad that i am not the only one who finds this point annoying! :)

[spliefer]

Unlucky Alf ruuules

[maxistviews]

Why can hardly anyone on youtube fucking spell correctly? hellskitchen123's post doesn't even make gramatical sense. Have you ever been to school? "got blow up his television?"? What does that bloody mean. Get back to English gcse child!!!

[gspete1340]

You think YouTube's bad, you want to see some of the spelling attempts of the people that use Facebook.....dear oh dear!

[Fryjak]

lolz, blow up he TV!!! HA HA HA LAMO ROTFL I so wan tat 2happon...... I'm just taking the piss here, sorry, XD

[darkdave25]

I agree entirely old chap, which is why I consider it my onerous duty to point out to you that "grammatical" has two M's in it.

[door2yourheart]

Its "grammatical" lol!

[AnimegalBarton]

Lol xP i want that parrot

[Fryjak]

No, he's mine!!!! I own him

[Hickey66]

I was of course - what?

KIDDING!

[bluecatcinema]

Does anyone have the sketch where all Alf's home appliances go haywire, and he ends up getting blasted into the sky?

[Hickey66]

Paul Whitehouse is, of course, a product of the English class system. A way of life that all can enjoy: the lower class looking down at the lower class in lifeless pubs. Now all shut, sadly. Whilst I, am an Eton bully.

[thingthing94]

what the hell are u talking about?

[chrisdbear1]

absolutley fantastic lol

[MISSI14]

BRILLIANT.

[EmmaLC6195]

Wanker Wnakerr.. TWAT !

ROFL !

[hellskitchen123]

does anyone know where i can see the sketch where Unlucky Alf doesn't go to the footbalmatch, and then got blow up his television? (something like that) I remember it was hilarious! but i can't find it. suggestions are welcome

[ultimatumjs]

ahh thats a great sketch, cant find it either ):

[davidcoullie]

Paul Whitehouse was always a class above Harry Enfield in the comedy stakes. funny as f**k

[kadaverbegraver]

wankaa!

[diddydeltic]

poor Alf lol

[taksraven2007]

This one always makes me laugh so hard that I cry. Brilliant.

[moses12343]

TWAT!!

[dh300c]

no words can describe, long live The Fast Show......buuuger....waaanker.­..waaaaker...twwat..twaaat

[leeham991]

Oh, bugga.

[IceTruckKiIIer]

pfft I was expecting better from 'best unlucky alf sketch'.

can anyone tell me what ep it is where he buys an FA cup ticket then doesn't go because he thinks something will go wrong? lol

[chelseaere]

WANKA  TWAT TWAT

[taketheleftone]

Aint Unlucky Alf brilliant?!?

[R33Racer]

Yeah! I mean if 'ee wern't unlucky ee'd be just Alf witch would be boorin' but ee's so unlucky 'tis brilliant!

[slipknotarebest]

i want the parrot!! lmao.. ooh bugger..

[TrapperMilan]

my fav fast show sketch!

[callum4ever]

nice

[snappo20]

Is it Charlie doing the parrot voice? I love this sketch, remember driving up the motorway with a mate doing it and we were both howling with laughter!

[KaiserChiefsrock]

lol , poor unlucky alf. Oh,bugger!

[TheConciseStatement]

LOL. Only in Britain could you get such mean-spirited comedy. Does anyone else feel an undercurrent of tragedy to lonely old Alf and his monumentally depressing life?

[DavidTL]

No, I think it's rather funny.

[TheConciseStatement]

Oh, no DavidTL, it's painfully funny. What I was saying was, no other country could produce humour like this or Fawlty Towers or the original Office. So much of British comedy is about a theatre of cruelty. Fast Show had some of the meanest humour like Competitive Dad who used to cajole his soninto playing games he could mercilessly trounce him at. Miss this show.

[DavidTL]

Oh I get you, sorry it were an hard day at work...and I agree, only in Britain says it all - we're a breed apart.

[whirlpoolzend]

Paul Whitehouse is one of the world's best comedy (& straight) actors...what a talent!

[edmundziegejunge]

Pure comedy genius. And awesome timing. My favourite comedy sketch, bar none.

[fathersnitch]

I have to agree with you about this being the best Unluky Alf sketch. I remember my brother and I almost suffocated with laughter when watching this. Genius!