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  • this guy has the creepiest voice ever

  • Kdjch

  • Y U NO DISLIKE ?

  • Want to see some good sex tapes?

    You can watch all the big ones ovr on this site over here: WatchCelebSexTapes. com

  • so funny

  • lmao christian got beat! great ending! xD

  • his voice is sooo orgasmic...*sigh*

  • I laughed my ass off!

  • NO NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

    SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE SEXY

    hillarious

  • Hilarious

  • im so horny meesage me to talk dirty im bi xxxx

  • That's not Christian bale....

  • Your nipples

    WHERE ARE THEY?!

    WHERE ARE THEY!?

  • 7:20 smack

  • I thought for sure this was a real tape like they have at SEXTAPE . CO/\/\

    Oh well fooled yet again ;)

    Cheers Mates!

  • dont worry bale made a good sex tape in American psycho

  • What he wanted to really do press 3

    What happened to her next press 9

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  • yha what the fuck

    u should have fuck her while shessleeping

    with that kind of wife m gonna fuck her everyday and nyt including on breakfst

  • Keep pressing #4 to see what she's capable of.

    Keep pressing #6 to see what he had to do when his efforts failed.

  • Your Christian Bale is so great. When I can't see you, I can picture him saying it.

  • This sounded more like the joker. Should of been the joker XD

    "I said be sexy not down syndromy" LMMFAO "Sshhh, its ok you can come out now. The witch demon face lady is gone now" XD Christian Bale will turn that camera off no matter what!

    "You shut the fuck up and be sexy!" I hope you don't ahve close neighbors XD

    I loved the ending LMMFAO

  • lol... Instead of browsing Yootube for videos about sex, yall should try our brand new page for finding a gf or bf texting buddy! It's cellflirt (d0t)us

  • LOL

  • 6:33 thru to the end is my favorite part

  • :D

    Laughed my ass off for the whole thing- Brilliant impersonation!!

  • Man i have not laughed as hard as i did at this video. omfg

  • Do you want to make a rape tape? LMFAO!!

  • what the fuck........thats wat she said at last

    lol.....

  • geez he sounds exactly like bale

  • "You literally just frightened my penis."

  • creepy man

    

  • he shouldnt have ever shown himself dumb move, but good voice though..

  • hw shouldnt have ever shown himself dumb move but good voice though..

  • Hes werid lol need help

  • Holy shit that ending!!! XDDDDDD <3

  • "What does an "i want a dick inside me sound" sounds like" lol

  • I thought that was christian bale lmao

  • his face when he gets slapped = priceless x'D

  • truly hilarious !!! he really sounds like christian bale!!!

  • Is that batman talking? O.o

  • I was erected the whole time o-o

  • one sounds like charlie sheen is talking not christian bale and two this shit isnt worth my time !

  • Anyone notice the cut before the slap? Her hair is in her face on moment and then, it's away from her for the slap. lol. I don't think that was very cool on Raul's part to slap her bare face. lol.

  • Even Christian Bale brings work home with him, emotionally. lol. I love how Katie handles the domestic arguments. It feels real and it is hilarious.

  • I smell a divorce lol

  • Lmao. Good shit!!

  • "I'm John fucking Connor".

    LOL!

  • "I'm gonna have to copulate with you, in a few minutes, and I would prefer not to hate you while doing so."

  • am i the only one who saw the batman pjs? rofl

  • hahaha. thts some funny shit.

  • Really this video is nothing like a sex tape it's like fuck tape

  • Schaut auf meinen Kanal. Lohnt sich!!

  • sony piece of shit lLOL.i am john connor

  • "You've just given me the mental image of a humongous Jamaican lady, calling me in line at the DMV. Now is that the mental image someone wants in their head when their about to engage in sexual intercourse?"

    LMFAO! This video made me laugh so hard. xD

  • funniest shit ive ever seen.

  • Lets not take a minute lets GO AGAIN!!!!! hahahahaha

  • omg is so awesome

  • its either Christian Bale or JIGSAW lol

  • sony piece of shit!!!

  • LMAO, love the expression on his face after he's smacked her! Like a puppy that's just pissed on the rug XD

  • What does an I want a dick inside me sound sound like?

    I don't know I've never wanted a dick inside me.

    LMFAO!!!!!! XD

  • I'm straight and all but, monkeyandapple, you're sexy making those poses xDDDD

  • be sexy .. not downs syndromey .. LMAO !!

  • lmaooooooo SPOILER ALERT. a"n intense, intense desire, to punch you.... in the labia."

  • lmaooo he actually sounds like Bale hahahaha

  • Move sensuously... entice the camera... do you see.? You see what I'm saying to you? Just be sensuous and sexy......

    LMFAO

  • i love his batman pajamas:)

  • stupid stupid stupid

  • hahaha this is wild funny

  • lmaooooo

    esp. at ur voice XD

  • i said sexy, not down syndromy

  • YOU SONY PIECE OF SHIT!!

    LOL

  • "dont just stare at it eat it"

  • why didn't he just get up and turn off the camera MANUALLY!!! LOL.

  • 3:30

  • One of the funniest YouTube videos of all time.

  • i giv em 3 weeks

  • Best Christian Bale Impression I've heard, nice acting by the female too, seems realistic XD, Had me cracking up. Definitely going to share this one with my friends.

  • WTF wat a FUCKING DUSH

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP , NO YOU SUT THE FUCK UP LOOOOOOOOOL

  • 3:30 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • u thought they would have sex already

  • NO god damn machine while get the better of the bale , im john fucking conner

    lol

    hilarious

  • im cute

  • wtf

  • ists funy bc he knows what to do and he is the man his body moves like that n she is the girl and he body dont!!!

  • Looooooooooooooooooool

  • LMFAO !!!! yr videos make me laugh so much ha ha :D yr awsome at his voice well done :D xxxx

  • Wooowww... ;)

  • Hahaha! Christian Bale wearing Batman pajamas :]

    Love it

  • Really awesome guys!!!! I have been waiting for such working tips of roulette since a long time…and finally, here they are at Roulette Secret!

  • OMG SO MUCH SPAM COMMENTS!!

  • who gives a fuck about roulette?

  • the slap at the end...hahahhahhahaha

  • Shut the fuck up!!! About fukin russian rulet!!!!!!

  • "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! NO, NO!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!!! DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! O FUCK U!!! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE SEXY!!!" you gotta love this video. Best Video on youtube PERIOD!!!

  • lmao!!!

  • Isn't Christian Bale from the UK?

  • "I don't know I've never wanted a dick inside me..."

    LMFAO

  • i love how he whispers: it was just a tap......just a tap..

    xD

  • hi

    hi

    

  • he really embraces batman with his shirt

  • jakim cudem taka fantastyczna dziewczyna może zadawać się z takim IDIOTĄ I PEDAŁEM

  • batman pjs!!!!!! XD

  • youre gf is awesome

  • "...intense, intense desire to punch you in the labia." LMOA!!!!!!!!!

  • "you will not get the best of me, you sony piece of shit"

  • JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! :D

  • It was just a tap! It was just a tap! LMAO

  • It was just a tap! It was just a tap! LMAO

  • It was just a tap! It was just a tap! LMAO

  • Heeheehee!

  • lmfaooo... i giv u like ten million thmb up for tht. hilariuos

  • hahaha very funny

    chubby christian bale

  • This video will kill Christian Bale....one of the most fucking funny....funniest video lately.....fuck porns....this is better

  • 4:45 - 4:56 is EPIC!!!!!!! ROFL

  • it looks like u want a dick inside u

  • This is fucking funny ttm.

  • "I'm going to have to compulate with you in a few minutes and i would prefer not to hate you while doing so", lol awsome line

  • A two ton jamaican lady in my head that may be for some people but it is not for chrisitain baie. You sony piece of shit!!!!!

  • that is not christian bale!! wtf liars

  • im john fuckin conner...

  • "No fuckin machine is gonna beat me, no goddam machine can get the best of the Bale"

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  • "i,d prefer not to hate you"

    "the witch face demon lady is gone"

  • SLAP!! What the hell!!! Soo funny

  • You are so short!!!!

  • LETS NOT TAKE A FUCKING SECOND lmfao

  • Seriously, this is the best thing i've seen on youtube in a LONG time! Lmfaooo! Fair dooooo's! "...right now the only thing you're inspiring, is an intense, intense desire... to punch you... in the labia!" LMFAO

  • bullshit, its comedy gold, and if u read his profile page, he dont have anythin better to do :D

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE SEXY!

  • The Bale: "Just do a "I want a dick inside me" sound."

    The Bale's wife: "What does a "I want a dick inside me" sound...sound like?"

    The Bale: "...I don't know, I've never wanted a dick inside me."

  • Nice Girl...Good Work ;-)

  • i said sexy not down syndromy... lmao

  • LMAO!!!

    the ending was just killed me

  • hahahahaha  shoulda went with the rape tape hahahaha

  • she reminds of my wife!

  • place.......sub in spain place

  • "its ok....the witch face demon lady is gone...you can come back out now!" lol....i laugh ever time i watch this shit......i hope theres a part 2 sometime!

  • you literally just frightened my penis XD

  • LOL.. "iam john FUCKIN' conner"

  • LOLOLOL

  • OMG! this is the funniest funniest most hilarious video EVER!!! holy crap i cant stop laughing!!!! His voice sounds EXACTLY like Christian Bale's! The Sony camera part just killed me xD

  • guys cant wear those type of pj pants guys i could clearly see a boner

  • >:O

  • So wrong, but it's so funny.

  • This is so fucking Funny

  • 4:47 HAHAHAHA

  • Monkey and Apple did a great job on this. Still one of my top 5 videos that i like on youtube of all time!!! Great job all.

  • Damn you slapped the hell out of your girlfriend or wife. Whatever she is.

  • ya dream on

  • started off funny, then just got stupid at the end.

  • "It was just a tap"

    AHahHAhHAhAHHAhHAhHAhHAhAhHAhH­AhHAhAHhAhHAhHAhAHHAhHAhHAHAHH­AhHAhHAhHAHHAhHAhHAhAHHAhHAhAh­AHHA

  • lol!

  • make a you want a dick inside me sound

    what does a "i want a dick inside me sound" sound like?

    i dont know ive never wanted a dick inside me

  • 2 ton jamacan lady!! lool

  • lmao "shut the fuck up and be sexy " XD

  • Hahahahahahahaha  Great video!!!!!!

  • roflmfao, this is hilarious.

  • "Listen to me, you killed my mother, you killed my father, but you will not get the best of me, IM JOHN FUCKING CONNERS!!! lol

  • awesome!

  • 1:00 lol

  • "Don't hit your fucking wife" LMAO

  • It was just a tap.

  • "I am John Fucking Connor" lol

  • i think 7:25 is real! :))