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  • Make team fortress 2 version next time machinima...

  • Finally, got this booger outa ma nose.

  • 1)crackbone did great in this video. 2)what maps were used? 3)that was the sharpest f**king spade i ever seen.

  • 3rd ID

  • this is lolz in germen gomoca

  • >OMG Pulp fiction at 07:11 !!! Fuck this is awesome!

  • Brilliant man!Just Brilliant!!!

  • can anyone tell me what the song is called when the gunner shoots vega please respond

  • How is he telling the story if he's dead?

  • lol pulp fiction at 6:54

  • gay

    

  • gret vid guys real master piece like brothers in arm wat game is that ?

  • what gore mod is this i have headspack and these gibs arnt in it and eather all gibs gone or just head and one hand leg and arm gone plz tell me i want it

  • lol crackbone

    

  • daysavue i had the same ad on this vid

  • 228 people are german

  • 10:38 WHEN YOU SEE A GERMAN YOU GOTTA HIT EM WITH A SHOVEL HIT THAT GERMAN WITH A SHOVEL SHOVEL HIT THAT GERMAN WITH A SHOVEL SHOVEL!!

    rofl

  • This is one of the best games ever.

  • This machinima video is a masterpiece

  • 14:13

    SHOVEL FIGHT! FIGHT TO TILL YOUR SHOVEL BREAKS OR YOU DIE!

    reminds me of minecraft.....

  • Is he using gib mod or disenemberment mod?

  • HAHA

  • "That is Total god damn BULLSHIT!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • HAHAHA that shit is hilarious

  • I wish there was a video like this in the German point of view.

  • What's that parachute thing you can get

    

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  • 00:48 He's Like the Freak out Boy !!

  • One word .........AMAZING

  • Holy crap sound effects from forgotten hope! "Achtung fire!"

  • This is basically one of the only Garry's Mod videos on the Internet that have some real sense in it without the retarded ragdoll movements but keeping it real with some humor still involved. Thanks Xanatos. (;

  • Richmond griped to his Cpl. Bad juju D=

  • LOOOOL!!  11:57 HEADSHOT!!

  • this is so frieken awsome

  • pause on 5:48 now what do you see?

  • 5:15 THE BRITISH SIDE!!...THE BRITISH SIDE!!!!!!

  • wow, so much nazis getting their asses handed to them..... its so beautiful i could almost- WHAT THE FU-booooom!

  • crackbone was awesome in this so was xantos

  • I just love Xanatos's voice

  • 4:15 Aimbot xD

  • skip to 12:32 if you want to start the funny.

  • Sit your goddamn bullshit down asshole lol crackbone

  • some of this is a reservoir dogs reference

  • crackbone is the best german officer ever.

  • I wrote this story as the final exam. I GOT AN 6!!!!

  • now we have to sign in to view this?

  • esta wena

  • that was great!

  • I heared a wilhelm scream on 03:50

  • @jay52152

    Cool Story Bro

  • LOL i loved the fight at 14:40

  • Dear YouTube,

    I have noticed an important problem on your site.

    There seems to be a dislike button on this video.

    Please fix this as soon as you can

    -Tapper97

  • @tapper97 lol, typical 13 y old stealing peoples comments

  • @TrafanStudios

    I'm 15, and who said I stole it?

  • @tapper97 LOL, maybe the fact that this sentence has been used for like 2 months now.

  • @Mr4bane

    Cool Story Bro.

  • @tapper97 cool story bro

  • @tapper97 It's not a problem. It's for people that didn't like the video, You have to accept other peoples opinions not just your own.

  • who flagged this?

  • i meet crackbone and xanatos one time in a fistful of frags server and i owned them then they rage quit

  • thumbs for xanatos and dead island trailer(judgement day= teminator 2)

  • How did we begin a discussion about that shitty kid's game Rolox?

  • 15:02 OH SHIT! Richmond got STYLE!

  • I was being followed by CRACKBONE!!

  • What is the music at 1:34 because i can't recall the name

  • wtf is roblox?

  • @BOOGSTINE ..roblox is a childern game, a parody of minecraft...it's free and sucks ass

  • @TheStonedpope How is roblox a parody of Minecraft? Roblox was released before Minecraft

  • @SirMonkeySuit i don't really know when it was released, but it is very similar to minecraft

  • @TheStonedpope

    Roblox sucks, it's a retarded website filled with retards. This video isn't even related to Roblox , don't talk about it.

  • @MajorKickFail i brought it up because someone asked what roblox was, because there was a bunch for 8 year olds fighting over how much money they had on roblox

  • @TheStonedpope

    I know, just don't talk about it, BOOGSTINE might try it and regret ever playing it like me.

  • alright so you telling me that an entire team of army rangers, and not todays kind who are indistinguishable from the normal army, but the damned awesome WWII ones, got overrun by maybe, 2 dozen kraut retards. not a snowballs chance in hell (lol cod 3 quote)

  • 223 people didnt get the diamonds.

  • @robloxfan459 Thumbed down faggot

  • @xPainKillerX1337 Whatever bitch

  • @robloxfan459 Suck my dick I am richer than you on ROBLOX.

  • @xPainKillerX1337 Why the fuck should I care?

  • @xPainKillerX1337 Haha you got banned on roblox bitch

  • its a good movie but its unreal only 2 men going to kill alot of german infantry squads 

  • @STRYKER1467 at the start it said "A homage to the films of Quentin Tarintino"

  • can someone help me spot a pulp fiction reference?

  • @EsteRubberSalad "god finger scene" when Vincent and black guy survived from being shot from six bullets and the conversation of two soldiers after the fight which is reference to conversation about massage and pussy rubbing

  • @stefander777 i felt stupid, i actually commented before i watched the video. The second soldier's last name is Vega, the six bullet part, the "we happy?" at the very end.

  • all of your vids are so funny!

    and your also the gman squad i think?

  • hahaha the best scenes from every Quinton Tarantino film in one machinima. I guess Mr. Blonde was a nazi. its a shame seeing all these comments and not one of them have anything to say about the Pulp Factoid.

  • i suppose i now where im going on summer break....

  • Haha. The Corporal Is named after a small car that is just like a shitty version of Ford Pinto, or a smaller version of the Maverick.

  • lol i love crachbone in the part where he says "Sit your goddamn bullshut down asshole."

    to funny mna, tooooo funny

  • Does the word "training" mean anything?

  • I could make an game outta this using unity lol...

  • loved it

    

  • i kinda hate how the british dude does not have a british accent.

  • Crackbone:D

  • dejiu

  • How xo you make some thing like that?

  • lol Crackbone

  • did anybody notice that he is not holding the mp40 at 15:20

  • @TheAdult111 hes holding the mp7 from hl2

  • @HQFOX2 More like Kill Bill Ww2 Version

  • Cool Job Xanatos

    You Rock :)

  • This is what we could have get, but instead we only get stupid MW2/BLACK OPS commentaries these days.

    My fav machinima of all time, no doubt

  • notice at 5:45 its a Counter-Strike Source skin hand holding the knife

  • thumbs up if this made you buy or play dod:s :)

  • i like it..

  • SHOVEL FIGHT!!

  • jaja disambler mod

  • Next Sunday on punked Rihanna gets punked

  • i mean About omg it means shit bitches and other Words which is freaking Strongwords

  • Omg what the hell the madman was Crackbone!? Yeah i know i know who uses the word "faggot and omg" much

  • where can i get this dismemberment mod? =D

  • @TheMrAltair

    It's not a mod, they had to painstakingly weld disembered limbs onto ragdolls. It's the same thing they did in counter strike for kids

  • crackbone XD

  • jack vega= asshole racist. im british and i should know that in the old days our leaders didnt stop for tea and crumpets.....fucking US racists sometimes i wish it was the vietnam war all over again and the us were slaughtered

  • @xZTheAtrEOfMingESZx Im English and its a joke calm down kid learn to take some jokes

  • @LocalRandomz i'm sorry its just im very emotinal

  • jack vega= asshole racist. im british and i should know that in the old days our leaders didnt stop for tea and crumpets.....fucking US racists sometimes i wish it was the vietnam war all over again

  • @xZTheAtrEOfMingESZx Honestly haha, do you need a fucking tissue? Britain isn't a race. And you're 14, you dont know shit about "the old days".

  • @SpektralKush and it was a joke too...

  • ALRIGHT ALRIGHT YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK JAWOHL MEIN ARRRRSCHLOCH

    GOD! Had the beginning on repeat for like 10 minutes straight and still found it funny -.-

  • this is so great..

  • genius absolute genius :)

  • not best game ever but its realy epic

  • gmod is the best :)

  • crack bone was fuckin.g funny

  • @boganator551 what do you mine was

  • The song from 7:15 to 08:40.

    Is that one a custom made one, or can one find it on the net?

    I got it stuck in my head! Dx

  • do these guys still make machinama videos?

  • I have that skydive map yay

  • Man I fucking love crack bone and this movie IS THE SHIT!

  • when the ad was starting to come up, i was like "damn it! not this shit again!" but rage freakin comes up and i was like "hell yeah!!" the only time i ever liked an ad because of this

  • whats the name of that whistling song

  • OMG This machinemas was kinda no berainer! But!! Im saying still it was so good the german scenes were excellent and the story was touching and yes funny

  • LOl notice that at 13.58 he say surrender and die

  • Inglorious Basterds would've been 10 times better with Crackbone.

  • im guessing the battles are in DOD and the rest in Gmod

  • E P I C M O V I E

  • 12:30 I think I just heard Crackbone!

  • lol, the pulp fiction scene when that guy only hits the wall :P

  • haha gotta love crackbone in the car chase scene

  • That's total god damn bull shit. I went lol at that

  • greatest intro ive seen

  • It's scarily similar to inglorious basterds.. Almost like Tarantino saw this before hand

  • Hmm mafia song ^^

  • wow very well done, how can u do all this in Gmod? Awesome :)

  • xantos, ross scott, and lyle n dexter are the only reason im subscribed

  • what is the map called where you hide the truck and the one where you blow up the bridge?

  • Jawhol! Mein Arschloch! xD

  • dadadadad

    

  • That video rules!!

  • this reminds me of brothers in arms road to hill 30 

  • u should make more PLEASE WE NEED MORE

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  • Why did he keep picking up guns and then droping them? Am I missing something?

  • @Jaimison01 hes checking the guns for ammo. needless to say they didnt have ammo. so to avoid the inconvience of holding on to a heave rifle that doesn't shoot, he drops it.

  • GOOD HISTORY !!!

  • 16:21 THAT IS SOME TOTAL GOD DAMN BULLSHIT!!!

  • lmao my first name is bronson. not a common name haha

  • that is total god dmn bullshit :D

  • i just saw the coolest dead space ad in the beginning

  • so they had 1980 Isuzi trucks in WW2??? 

  • this has some similar things to inglorius bastards.... if you think about it...

  • @HQFOX2 but not many thing but you right

  • @HQFOX2 that map is gay as shit, it got so annoying

  • @HQFOX2 thats cuz inglorious basterds copied this :D

  • @HQFOX2 that's Inglorious BASTERDS to you sir ;)

  • @Kgustad92 my bad :-)

  • @HQFOX2 It does say it's an homage to Tarantino's films.

  • @jewrabmoney but this was made before

  • @HQFOX2 This is not similar to Inglorious Basterds, Inglorious Basterds is similar to this

  • @CiaFilmsPictures

    Soldiers of Misfortune 2008

    Inglorious Bastards 2009

  • @CiaFilmsPictures Wait I think it actually is this came out first?

  • @CiaFilmsPictures its bastard not basterd

  • @OVERWRONGTHOUSAND Yeah, sorry. I'm totally sure that Tarantino is in his house now crying because of this awful mistake