Atomic Alert, Elementary Version (1951)

[taskforce140]

If people ready Tought that worked I would raster schoot myself when bombinh

[noble00006]

lets see.... my viewing history goes: Hollywood undead, queensryche, tf2, mlp, minecraft, mlp, iron giant, then these videos... WHAT!!!!!!!!????????

[julio13wrathchild]

People today would not react the same way as in 7:10.

Intsead of "duck and cover" they would take a pic and update their Facebook status.

[ggf1991]

Rad-X is highly recommended too.

[adamlee13412]

Just FYI this is if for if your miles away from where the a bomb drops any closer than that and your boned

[Honeysmile13]

get behind the wall or closed damn window bullshit the nuclear blast from a nuke can friggin destroy everything and the heat will melt any thing

[MrDevilzman666]

7:10 Damn!That kid just get to cover by 01.7 seconds...

[Anarchist86ed]

And after the bombs fell, ted knocked up sue. After many, many years of trying.

That was to far, wasn't it?

[MasterHacker01]

this makes more sense than the duck and cover video with the turtle

[camus21]

7:10 Reflex act fastest ever

[Anarchist86ed]

@camus21 Every little thing the reflex does Leaves you answered with a question mark.

[camus21]

@Anarchist86ed Mmm, no entendí

[Zimplony]

1951...there's radiation, even in your average rolex.

[Russiansaur]

Its funny how no one worries about nuclear war anymore.

[IloveMIT8923]

@Russiansaur ?

[colorfulhappyness]

i find it funny that most of the info in this video is wrong, i mean the heat will only scorches the house thats redonkulus

[Darksora46]

Do we even have Civil Defense anyone?

[TKPRODUCTIONS87]

You know that if this was really happening everyone would be: HOLY SHIT WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

[Revolution472]

Those people in that house are the cannibals from glendale!

[bud467]

I like ted!

[DylanJorden1234]

these films just put people in denial!

[Severepwner]

They sure were prepared back then. They did what they could, but it likely wouldn't be enough.

[iluvyurbles]

Holy Crap Tran scrib is getting it right!

[oracle897]

@Calbeck one also could have easily been shipped to Canada or Mexico and been brought in by enemy agents, people are able to slip by the borders very easily, so the possibility of a nuke being snuck in is actually more feasible, even today that is the best method

[ThatHauntFreak2]

Get to a Fallout Shelter like this one:

/watch?v=be-Unu5hqBA

[PzGSephy]

Well kids looks like radation tottly dose't work like that. and it seems this entirerthing is a a chinese firedrill

[master4112]

Go and put the whole city out with a pump and fire extinguisher. These films just put people into denial.

[pinkelephants12]

Fantastic after 1 minute theres no danger. Brillant lets set off some a bombs they seem to be safer than fireworks

[Calbeck]

In 1951, there were NO ICBMS (not even Sputnik, until '59). Any conceivable Russian nuclear attack against the US would have to have been carried by bombers, flying over the North Pole or Pacific Ocean, and that in turn meant a good chance of interception by US/Canadian air forces.

Thus, the idea and strategy of a "winnable" nuclear war prevailed --- because at the time, it actually was.

[MateiAlexandruBogdan]

Block all the windows. Duck and cover. If you are fapping, stop fapping. Get your hamster inside.

[hectron55]

Ted= hot! xD

[duranls1]

yeeeeeaaah right hide in the basement and you will safe from radioactivity atm, what about aftermath?

[austinguy32]

ted sounds like christopher walken lol

[battisa]

thumbs up if fallout 3 inspired you to watch this

[nocturned85]

someone forgot to give the all clear to the 1 person who disliked this video

[jedihunter176]

Why is my skin falling off?

[willobi]

@jedihunter176 fucking ghoul!! get back behind the bar zombie before i shot you in the head you crispy freak.

[zodoize]

In my fallout kit i keep bug spray, a radio, zombie spray, a joint strike fighter, a flamethrower, a first aid kit, and pokemon cards

[OkamiThunder]

we see the house stand up to an atom bomb with just a scorche mark >_> totally would happen

[BioshockBigSister]

Vault tech !!! Of course i have one in my basement too :) i don't want to be a ghoul (like 7:09)

[DrSwirl]

gee sally, let's barricade the window, we don't want the mutant's to get in!

[taytay32578]

dont worry stangers will understand!!!!!!!

[SK82theTUNES]

8:50 "Knock knock....ill see who it is...." door opens "ahhh! its a ghoul!"

[myliddoworld]

no wonder my house has a basement :3

[999manman]

The girl's bras were also radioactive.

[rbbreeding]

Even though we still have a nuclear threat.... I couldn't imagine living back in the 50's and 60's seeing these and all the news stories that were going on at the time.

The people I have talked to especially Europeans said it wasn't a matter of if back then, but rather when the bombs would fall.

[BakeMePhotography]

"hey mr.Carlson is that a pen on your coat there?"...-_______-

there was just a 2 bombs and your concerned about the PEN on his coat???

[CrimsonKunoichi01]

Bandages, tape and scissors, our best defense against a nuclear apocalypse

[ecopper1]

some usefull and some unusefull because atomic bombs are a lot stronger than in 1951 today (2011) a atomic bomb can destroy everything

[Janie24689]

Almost entirely unrealistic, even for 1951.

[RavenDayexMilhas]

@Janie24689 I suppose they knew that, but decided to leave the public have their last moments in hope and not depression

[mutanTV131]

thats why i keep my trusty pip-boy 3000, and radaway for good measurs

[MrIlikegadgets]

Wow wait to care the 4th graders

[MAJlNE]

I don't think people in elementary understand this video..

[qman327]

7:09 lol freak

[NecroKillerOfficial]

7:09 wtf

[NewMaineTV]

7:09

Spaz Attack.

[MRresievil310]

pretty modern for a 1951 film

[enclave4ever]

Go to a vault :)

[PlayStationRoxFools]

@enclave4ever not vault 34 or 22

[PIanetKrypton]

So every community employee is ready to help me if a nuclear attack happens?HAHAHAH what a crock!

[Sombomombo]

1:48

What kind of joke is that?!

[itsmemaario]

Lol they wld be all so dead!! Well it was important to give some hope to keep em calm

[itsmemaario]

Theres not a single a bomb releated vids in youtube with out any Fallout jokes :P

[DJBuckCallYo]

nowadays we don't need an elementary tape like this, we have Fallout 3 for the little ones!

[GAGALEXUR]

Love the comment from billyjackfication "I took my got mr. billy" LOL

[gopconservative78]

oh no the COMMIE mennace

[krisiic1982]

fuckin scary... those people like zombies shit...

[FakeApology]

00:10 - This looks shooped. I can't tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.

[kevin39632]

They forgot to mention to keep spair panties in case you crap your pants when the bomb gos off, allso a bottel of scotch might come in handy

[kevin39632]

it says were all on the same team------but iam not a team player so------

[shakenmikeg14]

yeah!

hide behind a wall!

thatl work out!

[belmarfilms]

The one person who disliked this obviously died in a nuclear blast

[Flyboys243]

@chichi1269 XD oh i was lauging so gard about that

[julio13wrathchild]

@chichi1269 I'm protecting myself, honey. And why the hell are you out the kitchen? This is the 50's decade; women have no rights yet :D

[gamerkid1177]

The thicker it is the better....lol

[panzarw]

In Soviet Russia they had the same thing with the ,, the house will protect you,,

Also a lot of untold things to the public.

Bud dang Timmy pack also some condoms for the fallout.

[cruciphile]

closing the blinds will surely help keep the fallout away! don't forget- don't look at the blast!

[ytcolton]

Too bad the blast it's self can go for miles now. The fallout would go way out. May be that's just America. They are wrong about fallout then. It can stay for at least a century. There are no safe places because you will fun out of food and water if you hide.

[b1gxxxmac9]

you take this as a funny joke. true this is probably the false kind of attitude american citizens would have, but the videos instructions are very true and i have studyed and learned a lot about nuclear radiation and biohazards such as fallout residue, but this is all true facts and was used back then when the bomb drop on america was almost imminent and thats why these videos were issued and i thank all people who post these nuclear videos that were used in history

[mrdavidsmithism]

Haha its quite sad that they gave all these people such false hope, don't worry kids if the nuclear blast goes off and your mummy and daddy aren't home, you'll either quickly be vapourised or slowly die a very painfull death from the radioactivity, but look on the brightside, you've got a flashlight and a sister that could drive the pope himself insane ! :)

[hotdogman67]

*Click, cl-cl-click-cl-click* +200 rads/sec

Everyone in the room turns into a ghoul in 5 seconds.

[TheSemperfiusmc]

1 russian disliked this video

[Maul622]

7:08=fail at acting

[Dumblikeyou2]

For fuck's sake, people panic more during a thunder storm than these two during dooms day.

Sally's about to lose her hair, yet she still keeps up with that sarcastic attitude towards her brother. Little bitch.

[EjPwned]

LMFAOOO!!!! radioactivity can go through anything!

[Halftrac]

Commies OUT of U.S. NOW!!!

[Linkx109]

Man, I wouldn't want to take a picture of Ted with Flash on, he might dive for the floor and start crying :S

[duckingaunt]

5:19 He's got fleshlight lol

I guess it's good since Lou Anne is only 12

[mraos23]

Wow the gestapo trench-coat-and-fedora CD people are really freaky... "No, Ted, everything's under control... You just stay here until all-clear signal is given." Whoah, I'd feel really assured if those two goons came knocking on my door lol!

[Dude45Productions]

HOLY SHIT

they let children in the 50's HOLD nuclear material in their hand!?!

[RideableLlama]

Oh yeah, I forgot that old watches used radioactive materials to make them glow in the dark. Wish I had one.

[Ryanirish232]

7:09 "Oh yeah, I'm just uh, reading this here book. Err, let's see... HOLY SHIT! A flash of light!! Oh My GOD!!! Hit the Deck!!!"

[bawoman]

Lmao!Ted and Sue´s family isnt very close I gather.What with those poor kids left alone all the time,and Teds "Say,have you seen my dad lately"about 3 minutes after the mob-y looking,bored detectives come in.Ted is also pretty indiferent to hear his mom was ok.Its just as well,as his dad didnt bother to take time out of his "busy" schedule to check that his family hadnt been carbonized.I guess with a family like that the idea of total anhiliation doesnt seem too bad.

[JimTLonW6]

Not exactly Oscar winning acting!

Did the American non WASP population get to participate too?

It's a little difficult to reconcile the nice undamaged environment with the scenes from Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

[90deweydog]

bioshock or fallout?

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

@90deweydog Both! lol

[beavus1000]

@90deweydog number two for sure :)

[dude555413]

@90deweydog fallout

[Nycki1337]

@90deweydog Bioshock is about people on drugs, not rads.

[macpduff]

And the boy demonstrating was holding the radiated rod?

[50zcarsman]

Hey, y'know, the home fortification measures they start to employ around 8:00 could also prove effective against the hordes of ragged, irradiated, flesh-eating zombies sure to follow the blasts. A "two-fer"!

[nuclearforge3]

@50zcarsman xD... When they knocked on the door and he was like,"Who's there?" I actually said,"Zombies" XD XD XD XD

[50zcarsman]

Don't believe this was meant for young kids -- it's "elementary" in the sense that there must have been an "advanced" version also (as, for CD workers). The level of the narration is too high, and most of the kids finding cover, plus the cartoon kid with the "B" on his chest are obviously HS students.

[luridplanet]

In a terrorist attack with a "small" A-bomb, this advice might make sense to follow

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Thumbs up if this make you want to play Fallout!

[Testement117]

@Se7enBeatleofDoom Are you that much an attention whore? I think thats pretty sad you have to do that to get approval in life.

[No1chestnut]

0:59 Here,you eat it.

[gasmask1818]

Aside from the whole communist threat the 1950's was the shit.

[ubershavefallout]

At 9:14 he detects radioactivity in his pants

[ubershavefallout]

funny jump at 7:10

[ubershavefallout]

Fat kid run at 5:51

[ubershavefallout]

Nuke! Shut the blinds!

[ubershavefallout]

Nuke! Shut the blinds!

[willobi]

scerw the alert iam off looting at the mall for bargens!

[Obstkuchen14]

3:08 Canada and USA got it, but Mexico doesn't? Looks like Mexico is fucked if they get nuked

[Glidertwin]

Say, Mr. Franklin, is that a pen or are you just happy to see me?

[TheRaptureFamily]

video's like this make me paranoid

[Cracktaculus]

all about that steady flow of cosmic radiation....

[willobi]

this was a Vault -tec school film.

[TAY28H666]

@willobi agreed

[CatZilla2007]

Come to think of it...they got a point...even if the blast is miles and miles away you can still get that radiation crap on you. Thats why its a good idea to duck and cover and get to a shelter for protection until the all clear is given

[bl3achR0ckz]

@CatZilla2007 Lol wow... Nuclear Warheads now adays reach up to 30miles at a minimum. And thats the Heat wave that would kill you instantly. Youd be hundreds of miles aways and still get radiation. Some of the biggest bombs in the world can kill anyone up to 60miles from the epicenter

[edgar867]

@CravattEnterprises thats why always have my samurai sword at hand.

[GeekyMex]

Then: Golly gee a siren lets head to the nearest shelter guys.

Now: WTF NO WAY WWIII I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT OH HELL NAH!!!!!

[Arashieatssweets]

wont that kid get irradiated 

[MaoiMeowi2]

@Arashieatssweets Yes.

[w8ingtocu]

they probably didn't know how powerful and rapist atomic and nucleur bombs were back then?

[tfpmacheath]

I love how they're constantly trying to make everything very calm and rational, and then out of the blue, the radio suddenly blurts out "DON'T DRINK TAPWATER...IT MAY BE CONTAMINATED". And then the two civil defence dudes muscle their way into the house wearing snappy hats and trenchcoats, like they're heavies from a film noir detective movie.

It's all very Doctor Strangelove.

[Beatleboy62]

@tfpmacheath Also, it wouldn't be "Your mother was at the shopping district, she's fine."

It would be, "We recovered your mother's body, not only was she killed by the bomb blast, but she was cheating on your father at the time."

[SupaBriMan26]

Quicky? And in good order? Has this jackass even seen people in a panicky situation? Seriously. The frightening thing about this video is how badly facts about radiation were just glossed over.

[wolfer17]

thats such bullshit

[2submit]

suzzy and the boy will re populate the world

[NukeAttackWarnings]

draw curtains to prevent glass shooting in your head

[94jbostick]

"What is your job?" my job is to run like hell and hope for the best.

[BARRIEMOREBARLOW]

Those chicks are hot

[utubeguy35]

Announcer: You are on that team.

Me: Uh, sorry take me off that list I resign, im gonna run and scream like heck now.

Announcer: NO, you're on that team. *grabs me by the neck* Now you're gonna help the others or I kill you.

Me: *shoots announcer, then runs away and screams like heck*

[Whiskeyn666]

What the bomb does...?

...BOOM!!!

[andymerrett]

"we know they can be used harmfully... like when we annihilated tens of thousands of innocent people in Japan, because we're the only nation ever to have used an atomic bomb."

[MrSpazDoctor]

7:11 "if your home..tale shelter"

AND GET READY TO MEET YOUR MAKER

[qwertasdcfghjklmo24z]

08:52 - Don't answer the door; it might be a communist!

[AmunExorbis]

For the yankee bitches who think this is al normal :

youtube.com/watch?v=_rHrV2QhAr­A&hl=nl

[llamaboy10]

haha. wow. people were retards back then. don't they realize there is no escape. they r still screwed. the houses will be vaporised. the only thing u should be doing is saying your prayers. LMAO!!!!

[davesanti]

The acting is SO realistic...NOT. You know damn well everybody going to panic and not do jack.

[Celeon999A]

*Knock ! Knock ! Knock ! *

"Who is this ?"

"Ehhhmm.... definitely NOT a sovietski paratrooper ....dont worry comerade ...ehhhh ... i mean dont worry sir ! "

"Oh , all right come in then"

:-D

[NikThaStik22]

scary as hell

[smurfchieftain]

07:11 MUSCULAR SPASMS

[NoogLeader]

@smurfchieftain How do I get fresh Dosimeters.

[doceinholeite]

0:15 Suriken

[Tardjei939]

creepy



[lillayreon]

01:38 realistic much.

[Tetrarchos]

The perfect bullshit it is. Less than 0,1% of population anyways could survive a nuclear war. Best thing to do, is to stay in the center of a big city so you probably die immediately without even get to know what has happened.

[minggnim]

4:05 "...as the door slammed behind Bobby, he was never seen again! Old man Gacy said he had no idea what happened to Bobby."

[darkring777]

out of all honestly that house and the apartment they still all be fucked!

[darkring777]

fuck the house get to the basement lol!

[Nguli34689]

Fallout shelters may have worked for an A-Bomb burst, but I doubt it if it may have worked for a thermonuclear device within a 75 mile radius from ground zero.

[Ncnk1]

I love film from the 1950s because it so easy o find out not like today BOOM BAAM !!!!!

[Suparian]

clicking sounds: sounds that reveal the presence of clicking objects

[MattShizzle]

The radiation won't get through walls???? The heat will only scorch them???Did houses in the late 1940s/early 1950s have foot thick reinforced concrete walls lined with lead? I know they used lead paint all the time back then but I don't think that's enough.

[escape6666]

actually this are made for giving the people a false since of security because of the cold war

[amateursurgeon1107]

they had no idea of fallout back then

[koolkat892]

*takes a sip of tap water* *Radio: TAP WATER IS CONTAMINATED WITH RADIOACTIVITY!!!!....*sigh* oh shit

[LordZacknafien]

@koolkat892 *Knocks on your door you answer LordZacknafien takes one look at you and says* Koolkat im pretty sure you were never a ghoul *hands you RadAway and 3 stimpacks andf 500 BottleCaps*

[taker6865]

You've done a good job?!?!?! done a GOOD JOB!?!?! Just survived a nuclear FUCK bomb with this annoying little slut... and good job?

[MattShizzle]

@taker6865

Little slut??? She's like 8 or 9 in this video. Yeah, that means she's an old lady now, but still.

[SkinsFTW]

Ahha! The guy at 07:12 is brilliant, he springs right into action. And thank god he did, for that distance of less than a meter has saved his ass from a burnin'.

[electronfun]

What is MY job?

Why, my job is to stick my head between my legs and kiss my sweet ass goodbye!

"Yee-ee-hah!" As Slim Pickens once said...

[jpongsin2002]

Eyeball At 00:10

[chrisz71]

at 2:03 the house looks like it's screaming.

[animelubbor432]

"what if there is a bombing? a bombing without warning?" Then, Billy, i'd say your ina humdinger of a pickle....now go along and run like the wind and make sure the radiation doesnt get you.

[animelubbor432]

"what if there is a bombing? a bombing without warning?" Then, Billy, i'd say your ina humdinger of a pickle....now go along and run like the wind and make sure the radiation doesnt get you.

[snakes3425]

"What is your job?" Screaming like crazy, before running around like a maniac and dying a horrible flaming death