Hate By Numbers: Kid Rock Edition

[renxytolol]

Fuck you dude.

[bonded2jasper]

I love how much Gladstone hates when people "rhyme" a word with itself.

[TheJiamy]

I've never heard of this guy, first bit of his music I've ever heard.

My ears are crying tears of blood

[RikkiVanHowle83]

So I'm at work a few days ago and thought that this song came on the radio so I got up to go on break in disgust only to realize it was Warren Zevon and sat back down happily....I'd like to meet his tailor.

[delboy1983]

you need a life ,

[howincrediblyshit]

Good lord! Its a video of Gladstone in the womb!

[archer1949]

Here's hoping that Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner comes to blow this phony, wannabe, suburban ass away. Warren Zevon whipped up Werewolves in a half an hour while drunk. Kid Shit couldn't come up with anything original in his useless lifetime.

I mean rhyming "things" with "things"? Geez........

[mattfca]

kid sucks, he's always sucked

[kittenkates]

@mattfca ...penis.

[isaaccombs1]

stupid fuck kid is the fuckin best

ur goin to get ur ass kick hard buddy

[CryingSoul2010]

stupidddd

[digvoldon]

He also rhymed bottle with tomorrow, because that is how poetry works

[LWSrocks2]

@digvoldon I thought the exact same thing...

[megacarteidge]

I would have said something to the effect of this. Fuck kid rock, fuck his music, fuck all those who like his so called music. He is just like any rapper, a no talent hack that has to steal from musicians who acually made music and not garbage they call music.

[becca2hot]

hahahah thats friggen hilariouse dude you rock ur so hilarious

[himynameissolidpikmn]

mcloud357 hahaha, listening to better music? ohh you mean like the color fred? or Brand new? or Taking back sunday? yeah fuck that! you can't really compare classics to shitty music you hear on the radio today. You, running the country? what? its not like you are wall street or anything like that.

[Wyatt19961212]

I like the song and all but some of these so make sense but I'm still giving it * only 8)

[mattrock420]

This guy is a faggot

[TMCfishen]

ok dumbass!!! kid rock is probably slinging pipe to your girl while you were making this piece of shit video...

[Guitarazn28]

all the faggots who thumbs down all the comments fuck you. you listen to this guys arguments they make ZERO sense and the others are dumb. you prolly had no life in high school thats why you cant relate to this song at all

[mcloud357]

Guitarazn28 that may be true, but that is why we are in college, listening to better music, making rational arguments,, and later making more money and running the country. so you win, the song is all yours enjoy it.

[rutger5000]

Dude come one. Even if it's not the best music ever written, and even if it's 100% commercial, that still is not a reason to ripp on it so bad. Their is music much worse and with much more undeserved praise.

[THillingworth]

YEAH BUT ITS SHIT!

[rutger5000]

Dude why are you so pissed about Kid Rock copying music. Unless you're a hard working musican you should not complain.

[Clayxbmx]

Fuck Kid Crock...worthless P.O.S

[josephm12345]

Dont...Dis...Kid...Rock

[12345663]

did he just rhyme things with things

[Jame320]

You must Not have a fucking Wife Girlfriend FRIENDS or anything you Fucking little annoying Fuck... You will Not be dissing Fucking Kid rock you can go Screw your Dad because i already Fucked your mom... and i'd bet you'd Fucking Enjoy it.... Never again will you fucking mess with Kid Rock, you cannot Understand how good he is.

Go fuck you Self.. because you dont got anyone..

[Steeveriffic]

If Kid Rock was actually good, you'd be able to say why he's good, instead of using stupid remarks about fucking someone's mom. And guess what? Even if you fucked his mom, my mom, even if you were the only person in the world who had ever had sex, Kid Rock would still be a worthless pile of redneck shit who makes shitty music.

Of course, the truth is that you masturbate to the bra section of the Sears catalogue and Kid Rock sucks anyway.

[Jame320]

I love you too Bro. Have a Fucking Nice day. Haha, i said what i wanted to say now im over with it. Yes i said what i said a little mean and Blunt(and a Little OVerboard) but still everyone has They'r Right of Opinion, And i or anyone else dont need your Fucking Shit, you could've said Dont be so Fucking Mean or something But sure ok... Bitch ass Motherfucker.

[thedistillers27]

Is that because with Steever's reply he basically bent you over his knee and stuck his finger in you butt, then put it to your lips and said "shhhh" ever so gently?

Bro? And it would just be everyone has an opinion ... not right of opinion. You are the typical kid rock fan and that's why joey gladstone is making fun of his music. Because you are ignorant and so is kid's atrocious( that means bad) music.

[mothership413]

fuck you faggot kid rock is the bomb

[mothership413]

your a queer and kid rock would beat your ass, and so so would every other "red neck" in the usa, kid rock is cool as shit, your probably some pussy ass city boy fuck

[bennihana123]

Bwahahaha

[suprfinesunshine]

um...what?

[FrostbittenGrim]

hahaha hid rock sucks!!!

[Jame320]

Learn To Spell? Hahaha Dumbass Sucks <-- You

[FrostbittenGrim]

learn to listen to good music you dickface

[mothership413]

guess what, fuck you

[FrostbittenGrim]

i fuck your mother!

[mothership413]

ohh... oh really you like porking 67 year old 250 lb ass, oh well good for you man, hope she was good

[PWitness]

You should have pointed out that "shined" isn't a word.

[shotibf109G2]

te kis pocs bar mit is fikazol a dal annyira jo amekkora taho te vagy! szoval csak szuperlativuszokban lehet beszilni a ket dologrol.!

[haarlem023noord023]

FOK U! I Love The Song! haha fuck u guys!!

[400rancherAT]

u guys r fuckin queers u aint got no rythem u just like steven harper

[elitestmonk]

no talent...wtf r u talking about? You wish you could come close to playing one instrument the way Rock beasts on ALL instruments!!!

[mikees666]

did your dad have a little dick???

you are the dumbest asshole iwe heart and have seen in my life.wish you got blind and deff.we dont need idiots like you on the net.

[supergeek7]

This guy is trying to get added to the list of Tommy Lee and the guy at Waffle House. Kid Rock is America get over it. Rock on Kid.

[allaboutthemusic123]

that song sucks so much cock its not even funny... your awsome gladstone.

[BIGLADSHARKY]

the song is cool and so is kid rock

[stewieiskwl]

That is the best humor i saw in a while now hahahah kid rock is so white trash its funny lol

[guguigugu]

cause that rhyme SUCKS in any style of music

LOL

[jenkuznicki]

hey hate by numbers, you suck

[guguigugu]

does not

[HemmingwayHero]

yeah. HBN is hilarious!

[400rancherAT]

man this video sucks ass its in memory of lyard skynard best artist ever so dude lose yer woman hood and like clasics

[eldera1]

To all the people saying this video sucks, I am truly sorry you have such horrible taste in music.

[darkrealm666]

<3333

[xOWNAGEx29]

you fucking suck, I'm not gonna lie

[ASSDECUBITUS]

WTF? I'll never get this 3 min. back of my life watching this stupid shit.!!!!!!

Dam you Bill Gates for making this touch pad on my lap top to sensitive. It is clicking on these stupid videos!

[LawlietHaibara1412]

"Shined?"

Is that even a real word?

This is funny.

[sbu93]

What a **** is wrong is you?

[blazerxtreme360]

You are such a tool! If your so cool, why are you sitting in a bar with nobody! I got hate #1, you, you moron!

[BrujoBr]

u did realize this is a comedy stuff, right?

and if u dont like it, go away dammit

[Lorontelbon]

hahahaaaaaaaaaa very funny...........not

[Lorontelbon]

wouldnt it be great 2 see will ferrell doin this??

[Lorontelbon]

funny but omg have u got nothin better to do......sad lmao

[gladstonew]

Um, which is sadder: me getting paid to make videos satirizing pop culture. Or you commenting on them. Twice.

[Lorontelbon]

O q e q se picha?

[BrujoBr]

man, u should REALLY stop seeing youtube after that one

[Lorontelbon]

that doesnt make sense?!!!!!!!

[torontoraptorsnba]

lol this guy riped kid rock

[teababe27]

This video is awesome. Kid Rock is not.

[HarrisonTheFan]

"Yeah I know they're dead."

Really funny. I hate this song

Also I wanna see that Luft Balloons vs. Red Balloons mash-up

[skynug]

Kid Rock is a no talent ass clown.

[CologneFury]

epic.

[Kjfeasc]

I like this song, country is either you hate it or you like it, you can't be in the middle. Stop youtube arguing and thumbs downing.

[PedroSteckecilo]

A new musical form of cancer indeed.

[markyssfb]

omg you are a fucking diickhead you are just jealous that he is succesful and you are not

[funkeymunkey106]

I hate this fucking song

[lander94]

gladestone, you're so nice. love all your vids and articles on cracked...

[hairtimwarrior]

lame

[tinchoargentino]

gladstone this is your funniest video

awesome

[dakantochnie]

In Europe, we hate him almost as deeply as we hate Paris Hilton. I love this episode. :)

[NorthBoundTT]

And Paris.

Though Kid Rock has more talent than the total of all of France in his very tiny penis.

;)

[Kjfeasc]

This comment is win

[evildwarf]

Thumbs downing is what all true warriors strive for.

[Kjfeasc]

This is bullshit, thumbs downing for a song that I like. I hate rap like a beast but I don't thumbs down you "people" that like it.

[evildwarf]

It is written only thumbs downing can defeat Ganon.

[shittyfagg]

@dakantochnie zoek toch werk, hippie.

[Ukingdja]

Best hate by numbers yet.

[Rarghimamuffin]

Dude that song sucks so hard xD and hate by numbers is awesome.

[ChristheSuperDude]

Best video ever :D It really pisses me off how everyone seems to love this damn song. Thank you for pointing out the shitty bits ;)

[jccw227]

You know when I first heard that song, I thought they were actually playing Werewolves of London, and my heart sank when I found it was only Kid Rock.

[proman909]

I like KiD rock

I like All summer long

BUT I LOVE HATE BY NUMBERS!!

[fskoti]

This is fantastic. The sound quality is much, much improved, you no longer sound like you're talking in an echo chamber. Really funny stuff.

[suprfinesnshine]

I have watched this 4x...still laughing. Thanks!

[JonathanPhillips]

Aw, man, I'd forgotten Kid Rock existed until watching this video. Way to go, Gladstone. Now I'll never forget the travesty that was... well, any Kid Rock song, to be perfectly honest.

[cydonia21]

Nice! I have probably hated kid rock longer than anyone on this planet. I am glad other people see what i have seen since the beginning.

[Noyjeetut]

Nice job. Good job pointing out how he rhymed "things" with "things." Nice worker's comp burn as well.

[mrhades652]

Nice work fella. Glad I subscribed to this as it always cheers up my day!

[tvdrpr]

man, your facial expressions are the best part about hate by numbers.

[hell4raizer]

yeah manm you told off "kid rock." what a retarded name. thanks for bastardizing this song, even though it didn't need help stacking shit that is this song.

[Mesadoram]

awesome