CoDMW3 - Dildo Cannon, Brokimbo, a FiddyCal, and P90

[MrLennytrollip]

i think theatre moad has aids :P

[MrBeane13]

the actual score is 36-2

[talhauddin007]

Final Score: 36-2

[MandrakeTheMagician1]

@Minnesotaboy126 realism in a video game is stupid, no one can sprint around with a 50 cal. and quick scope in real life

[jason01442]

@MandrakeTheMagician1 Chuck Norris can...

[Marquito614]

@MandrakeTheMagician1 and that's why it's a game not a documentary

[xbeastlenx]

Scorpions akimo have way better accurancy than fmgs

[ImmortalKabal]

@xbeastlenx Can you at least look at the upload date of this video before posting :(

[gundam00lover4eva]

@xbeastlenx Plus they don't shoot like an overpowered mofo too! :) lol.

[DragonP90]

uh xcal, im eating cinnamon toast crunch...mindfuck

[FoxyGrandpa39]

OpTic Xcal

[Minnesotaboy126]

well i understand the snipers because a 50 cal shouldnt take 2 shots to kill someone like in MW2 if you didnt have stopping power so now it is realistic 1 shot so yeah

[Funkyhippo25]

@Minnesotaboy126 I agree with you on the damage side of the snipers. It's just the mobility and the ability to quick scope (if we're referring to real life). It honestly wouldn't happen in real life but since it's just a game we just go along with it :)

[HoLyEtHaN1]

@Minnesotaboy126 it never took 2 shots with the barrett to kill

[pokemasterelite]

@Minnesotaboy126 the 50cal and intervention were both 1 shot kills. you have to shoot chest and above. and that is realistic. 50cal was never meant for anti personel. it was meant for armor piercing. same thing goes for the D.eagle. so i dont know why you care about realism when the game was never meant to be played realistically.

[tonyo811]

can someone tell me what video he is talking about with the black dude emblem, thanks

[Azeyre]

Most awkward intro ever? Haha jk

[SevenDaysDown]

Best. Start. Ever.

[zipzip181]

This isn't the Xcal I see everyday.

[1990banks]

haha theatre does have aids, that's why you get less lag when you turn it off

[mastergamer41]

I favorited this video because you like cinnamon toast crunch.

[MabariCrunchie]

you can snipe too? Fucks sake.

[killsmash540]

I knew shit got real when Xcal picked up a "FiddyCal"

[NavYblu99]

he seemed almost... cheerful in this commentary. i like it

[jbo249]

xcal the cock stomper

[OnK3y]

sippin on some red wine, watchin some xcal in action.

[MrClawbaw]

Please tell me ...were you high or drunk xD its ok im rrreeeaally baked right now :)

[PrvtCaboosh]

He is d-d-d-drunk

[guitarsANDcars39]

uh oh OPTIC XCAL

[FPSG4M3R]

Does it matter if he died once or twice?? He still made them cry...

[colorblind1333]

xcal needs his id thief back

[ImMagnet]

I prefer Skorpions because you hold one sideways like a gangstuh

[ThaRolk]

1:00 FaZe Shaliber?

[n0HeARtzReFLeXz]

@ThaRolk hes a fanboy

[ThaRolk]

@n0HeARtzReFLeXz Definitely

[ximbabwe0228]

NO PEA SOUP????

[JaayFourteen]

cinnamon toast crunch ftw

[alecshinyuanwu]

You sound kind of drunk, Bruce...

[DnH38]

I thinks someones a little jolly

[sosnarfy70]

i prefer the brokimbo scorps anyday :)

[Soccasteve]

i love a happy xcal

[LegguhVids]

great comm and gameplay!

[driftingwaffle]

xcal sounds different in these videos, than in live commentaries :O

[Yanksman96]

Call of duty mw3 Scatman Montage 2?

[MrKaiizenn]

The first time xcal picks up the sniper he actually does well.

[larcenest1]

41-2 actually..

[maliaris]

what is he playing on?

[chrisse007ily]

its better to use all secondary because at their weapon lv 10 you earn 10000xp

[Matthew0161]

Final Score: 41-1

[bakuganplayerowner]

@Matthew0161 36-2, how did u get 41-1?

[Matthew0161]

@bakuganplayerowner I made it up -_-

[JaayFourteen]

@Matthew0161 fucking spoiled it bro :O

[MrCODrockz]

@Matthew0161 he died twice

[deejaybee11]

@Matthew0161 He died twice in the first 3 min so you are wrong

[DudelmBeastIy]

@Matthew0161 no 39-1

[Rensz95]

I like these normal commentaries ;D

[TheTjg99]

LOL xcal seems pretty happy.

[foophy10]

Cinnamon toast crunch is amazing

[kidannyinsanity]

if MW3 is making xCal crazy in a fun way...then MW3 is doing something right but they still need to add some stuff

[rakketakke]

I have to say that your postpone commentaries are pretty good for postpone commentaries

[Crozown]

Me+cinnimon toast cruch=cinnimon toast crunch going extinct

[JusticeGerbil]

I love how everybody uses UMP45 when every other submachine gun is better :) stupid jackass n00bs

[TheSpOrTaHoLiC]

where do you go to get to theatre mode?

[JusticeGerbil]

@TheSpOrTaHoLiC just look around it's not that hard

[TheSpOrTaHoLiC]

@JusticeGerbil that doesnt help at all bro.... i'm just asking a question, don't need some asshole telling me something stupid

[Postyn97]

I use the black guy

[wacksitee]

Great gp. This is the first mw3 massacre that I've seen from you. Pretty sure you'll do fine with assault pkg but it can be very frustrating.

[DrScareJack]

Wow, xcal's sniper skills are amazing

[MrIacob]

If xca; would be a saint he'd be bibliCAL

[mattsvrguy]

@MrIacob I see what you did there ;)

[11aMHYPEox]

ive been callin it the dildo cannon since day 1 im glad its catching on!

[bluedude447]

its the water gun lol

[MightyManotaur22]

wow half of those sniper shots were not even close. bad hit detection helping all the 12 year olds with their quickscope montages.

[eXocowboysrule321]

@MightyManotaur22 its theater mode theres no lag in there

[MightyManotaur22]

@eXocowboysrule321 im not talking about theatre mode, im talking about when he was playing. unless theatre mode somehow screwed up his aiming, those sniper shots were not on target. just like the intervention in MW2.

[byTopaz]

@MightyManotaur22 lol this is recorded from theatre so thats why the shots look off

[halogod159]

Kitty Cat Emblem is the best :3

[MrFearShock]

OpTic Xcal FTW

[micojive]

best emblem is the kitty...hands down.

[Stoss22]

I use the pop it (hurr hurr) I think its called title with the overwatch emblem

[akatsukinaruto111]

grizzcalizorz

[BKexplorer]

didn't he die two times? one from being sniped and soon after when he was using pp90 in that corridor?

[thefon1605]

xcal does post-game commentary, then he snipes, what is wrong is this world

[FizeStar]

optic xcal

[fffff5450]

i use the laying the boom callsign and the little guy in the tank emblem lol

[fffff5450]

i use both FMG9 and skorpions akimbo both are the best secondaries in my opinion to use no fanboy just love both guns

[krulan]

Holy shit! xcal is a sniper beast!? :D

[WorldOfTheLeaf]

lol the black guy in sunglasses emblem is the best :]

[DudeLikesRamen]

I freaking love your post game comms.

[iNteNseStaTiC]

Honestly I use the Akimbo Skorpions, because I love the gun. Sure I got the idea off of you in Black Ops, but I got them as my favorite weapon and I have loved them ever since I started to use them. BTW it's pretty ironic you talk about the EMP emblem and the Skorpion title because that is what I use. I'm not using them because i'm a fanboy, I use Skorpion title for previously said reasons and the EMP emblem because that's where I got my GT.

[codycody2014]

i got the mp9 and fmg titles

[SuperMongoloids]

Drunkcal

[bwldude]

Two deaths. 2:06 and 2:36

[ArticRcadeWave]

Xcal should have killed Fiddy men. Xcal picks up a sniper rifle and the enemy team gets punished.Bravo. Post comms for the win :L

[PacoTacoCommentaries]

Barrett .50 Xcal

[FriezaReturns00001]

is this on respawn @xcalizorz?

[gabrielhuanosto]

ive seen eversingle one of xcal vids and ive never seen him hold on to a sniper and get kills with it before lol

[ProductOfFallout]

optic xcal?

[link135365]

..... he could of gotten a moab

[Aerostar551]

Damn Skorpion Akimbo actually works in this game...

[HLGSNIP3OUT]

its more on the 33 and 1 side because just because he got 2 emp dosnt mean they were both all kills, because he capped some flags which gives him another point but who cares. aha just sayin

[Ha1frican]

Brodel 1887's ???

[chucknorrisrulezz]

PICKLE 9000

[thisidnotinuse]

i just rage at this game whenever i play it cause it's worse lag than black ops. why don't we have dedicated servers, host based games = 1 person does well, 11 others can't

[roujou]

39-1.

[ChewbaccaLegs]

Played with/against xcal today. My k/d will never be the same.

[ThatFailedAbortion]

@ICEK1D1994 ?

[michaelbryant21]

the super soaker with rapid fire suppressor and steady aim goes extremely hard

[yoitbeangel]

oh shit ive never seen you snipe!!! taboo broken.

[Nickiller1000]

11-11-11 xcal

[RunescapeVids351]

@Nickiller1000 Skyrim

[heresyourMilkshake]

@ICEK1D1994 and no "pea soup"!!!! what has the world come to!?

[Rawrx310]

ive been using the black guy emblem haha

[theSameoldSvilen]

prity good! do some spec ops



[mbmhs]

Haha.  IIIIIIIII LIKE IT.

[SuperTarHeelz]

more dual/tri comms with sp00n, blametruth, gangsterhebrew, etc. please :)

[25kufreak]

i have to take a shit but i will wait until this video is over

[MapleJars]

xcals 23!!!!!!

[Beastcoldblack]

How the fuck did you keep ur killstreak after you died Xcal???

[TheHatterJack]

@Beastcoldblack support strike package...

[ITrauts]

@Beastcoldblack

support killstreak does that

[koreanboialbert]

@Beastcoldblack he is using the support package

[h4cut8]

Your manliness holds no bounds. One of your funniest commentaries, and of course a rapefest of a game. Only one thing i am dissapointed with...WHERE THE FUCK WAS MY 'PEA SOUP!!'

[TehGamerZXD]

Xcal, do you shop at Costco often?

[PinkZombieStudios]

post-game MW3 commentary with sniper kills and the return of Brokimbo Skorpions on 11-11-11 with the title "Dildo Cannon" - IT ALL MUST MEAN SOMETHING!!!

[SP1D3RMAN75]

2:57 LOL

[TheZhengmeister]

anyone high rank enough to use the 1887 yet?

[JesusUltraKing]

@TheZhengmeister Yeah it sucks.. well at least that's my opinion but others may think differently

[puffyluke]

@TheZhengmeister ya big bag of shit not worth anything

[MrZarox94]

@TheZhengmeister yeah gonna use it later

[wesser260]

@TheZhengmeister It's better than any of the other shotguns except maybe the striker

[adhurimify]

I don't get it. When is Modern Warfare 3 coming out?

[alebongo999]

@adhurimify thats not funny and stop complaining you gay keyboard warrior

[xarsenal92x]

There was 2 deaths, just saying...

[MrGrizZilz]

Doesn't dashboarding in this game reset all your stats?

[naud08]

@MrGrizZilz I think if you dashboard like 3 times it resets your stats

[MrGrizZilz]

Doesn't dwnloading in this game reset all your stats?

[Marshalled4]

36-1 if anyone is curious

[EziixPked]

@Marshalled4 36-2

[ProdigyBurgers]

@Marshalled4 a little less, he capped some flags

[someguy5152]

@Marshalled4 he capped some flags and died twice

[ThreeSomeize]

@Marshalled4 36-2

[Bkilla159]

@Marshalled4 36-2

[Bkilla159]

@Marshalled4 he got sniped and then pistoled

[MESSI10BARCAfan]

11

[Hokkasfani]

Theater does not have aids. It has parkinsons

[88pie88]

lol mw3 already came out, i thought this was mw2 for a sec lolooloolol.

[macrul3z]

@88pie88

Didn't you read the title? You know, where it says MW3?

[maveriq83]

try the cinnabon cereal XP

[coolgeek35]

POST GAME COMMENTARY?!?!

SNIPING?!?!

SCORPIONS NOT ALL POWERFUL?!?!

this means only one thing........xcal is drunk again

[IMiss2K7]

Skorpions dual weild as secondaries. I smell win

[Thaddai]

@IMiss2K7 No, they just stink

[Darkfire889]

xcal always says he sucks at snipeing, yet he just picked one up and owned 5 guys in a row only missing onece... 

[MultiCHelseagrin]

xcal used to snipe every once in a while, the only black ops sniping i saw was the golden dragunov stories

[Divid3rofzer0]

Lucky Charms is far more superior to Cinnamon Toast Crunch...

[bighoolai510]

ive never seen xcal snipe...

[xohPROx]

why do his point streaks carry over after death? plz som1 tell me

[manthatsucks]

@xohPROx its support set up they don't get any kill steaks like ac130s but the kill streaks continue though death and cycle through continuously

[90aunder]

@xohPROx support killstreaks carry over but thats the only one that does

[xohPROx]

@90aunder thanks and i found it out last night i was playing died and was thinking what the hell i still have a point streak?

[TheBrizendine]

Reeses Puffs all day baby.

[MrStannly]

Brightness still too high, looks smokey.

[HEETSEEKAH]

Black Screen, How dare you interrupt xcal as he is signing off.

[doiwantsomerandom]

brokimbo skorpion stories?

[TheTrallica]

OpTiC xcalizorz??????

[cjal95]

283

[peetahp3]

comment

[cwell2112]

Ya either theater mode is messed up or the hitbox on snipers is the size of three people.

[IFlowen]

third person rules my life.

[PcCAvioN]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the God of Cereal.