Japan-glish - Bent Man in Japan!!

[Ebonforge]

I wonder if there could be a good job waiting out there just to fix all the Japan-glish signs. Last time I went shopping in Nagano with my fiance I was looking for a Japanese t-shirt to bring back with me and every t-shirt I found had random english words like "Cool!! Let's yes!" Needless to say, I didn't bring any t-shirts home.

[HippyGoat]

Maternity ward eh...? ;D xD Well I can't imagine how you'd get in there without having a baby, so if you both did, congratulations and I'm sure he/she is very cute! :D If not, sorry xD?

[TheSoulTakerLordV]

@TheJapanChannelDcom stop looking at the boys XD!! well if you showed us the girl in the group with Superfly Alright!! we wouldn't be looking at the boys. ^_^

[TheSoulTakerLordV]

@TheJapanChannelDcom What's escaping and wheres it escaping from?!! LMAO!!!!

[Clearie552]

Evacuation Device Installation Room (hinan kigu secchi shitsu)

[1103mix1103]

let's sing the song together! na na na na na na na na na na na...

♪～θ(^0^ )( ^0^)θ～♪

by the way, I sometimes buy that sandwich.

[furydeath]

Stop looking at the boys. xD

[watashiwahjolan]

Woot.for bento man

[whoo689]

What the hell is "best3"?

Does that just mean "Top 3" in Japanglish or "3 Favorite"?

[whoo689]

I wonder how profitable this "Bentoman" is? ;)

Ah, yes, the famed Japanese box lunches that are incredibly common in anime.

[TheJelloEmperor]

The famished shall not worry no more! Bentoman!

[whoo689]

"He doesn't sell marijuana or anything."

*cue video clip with the "NOOOOOOOO Drugs" sign* lol

[pinecape1980]

I'm Japanese. "Emergency device" is the evacuation device in case of fire or sth.

[rn2be2011]

Someone probably filled you in already, but I bet that "emergency device" in the maternity ward had to do with alarms if a baby was taken from the area; that's my best guess! Love your vids!

[Tcadkisson]

Maternity ward huh??

[evelluchia]

i never paid attention to ot really but it is pretty funny now you bring it up hehe XD the hospital one was the most funny hehe XD

[sorasgirl0]

NO! I don't want to stop looking at the boys! >:0

[3k14]

Bentoman! xD

[LiseGulli]

Bentoman!

[mellowsky47]

Sounds like a tounge twister.

[Nemesis093781]

thank you for the video.

[haylz27]

I could've swore I had a dream where I heard "Heeeey guys" the other night... that is forever burnt into my memory lol.

[darkraven2116]

How did you know I was looking at the boys? :$

[Jimaera]

The maternity ward one made me go "WTF?"

[watashiwahjolan]

Lets go to bathroom

[myanime101]

lets have happy joyful life and watch japanglish video happy lol love your videos man thanks

[rivlukcoltd]

If you could read Kanji below the "installation room for emergency escape device" it actually does say storage room for emergency exiting device.

[cloudswirls]

"Stop looking at the boys - look."

D: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[dragade101]

the one @0:40 wow. i like how abstracted it is and the potential implications it might have for an english audience

[HoshigamiRaiku]

dreamy mood xDD

[tjlopez0946]

how.....How did you know i was looking at the boys?!!!! how!!

[FameOverDemisex]

BentOman!!!

[ETL19]

lunch man FOR THE WIN!!!

[aranelelgg]

yay its bentoman hes come to save us from our hunger ^-^

[SarSezYes]

yay for F-words! what is escaping and from where?

those boys was pretteh^^

[TheLifePerfect]

Get bent-man.

[RyaanTheBlueAngel]

"'Do you enjoy?' 'yes'

Stop looking at the boys"

I cracked up there... i dont know why, i just did lolz xD

[LordBalto]

Bento-man actually makes a lot of sense. A whole lot more than your standard "Be Happy!" By the way, isn't that line from THX1138, the early distopian movie from George Lucas?

[springfever2002]

I'm starting to become concerned that English sentence structure is not very demanding in Japan lol. On the other hand, if I do drop my lunch while in Japan I will call for "BENTO-MAN!!!" to save me from the evil villain called "Hunger" :)

[gohanDaniel1]

funnig

[NeoGee]

I just searched on youtube, the band name is Superfly, Alright is the song title. :)

[LNSR57]

please film your wife cooking a bento! <3

[LordBalto]

@LNSR57 You don't cook bento. You buy them. They are basically box lunches they sell at train stations and in convenience stores. And apparently at BEN-TO-MAN!!!

[TheAle89515]

@LordBalto You can make them too dude... Just like you can get a burger at McDonald's or just make one yourself.

[LNSR57]

@TheAle89515 thats what i meant! :D

thanks!

[LNSR57]

@LordBalto u can fill it with home made food... can't you??? :S

[LordBalto]

@LNSR57 There's no law against it. ;-) But generally the whole point, as far as I know--I'm no Japanese food expert--is that you get a nutritious good tasting meal with eye appeal in a convenient container at a reasonable price. But if you want to do-it-yourself, check out LaCarmina's videos on YouTube. She wrote a whole book on making cute food in the Japanese style.

[LNSR57]

@LordBalto i know there is now law about it! hahaha! :)

what i mean is that i alwas thougt of bento as the food people prepare at their houses to take to work or to school (like anime girls do! hahaha! <3)

i liked a lot the cooking with dog video about bento :

[LordBalto]

@LNSR57 I took a look at the Wikipedia article on bento, and you are absolutely right. Though i would suspect you see a bit less of it these days, with women working outside of the house.

[tsukael]

@LNSR57 Check out the site (and her book!) "Just bento"!

[PeircedinBlood]

Haha this video made my day.

[BLiNdZoRz]

"Oh yeah baby, love love love!" and then it's back to Japanese. XD

[waltermh111]

I was surprised, wasnt the sandwich wrapping some of the best english we have seen?

[darkridr25]

Did someone steal your lunch? Did your lunch get dropped on the ground and/or crushed? then call BENTO-MAN!

That'd make a hilarious commercial -- some guy flying in with a fresh lunch. LOL

[TheWestcoastDAVEY]

If only he did sell marijuana..... -sigh-

[mrbeanbag]

I am speek Ingrish very goodly. Please to let's fun and the enjoyment of flower in my pants.

[Raessentia]

"fabulous!" xD

[BlueRazor69]

The baby is escaping from his womb prison of course

[CptainDaniel]

Is there commonly proper English in Japan as well?

[takamper]

1:52 omg did anybody notice the wtf eyebrows that man has?

[7GUNEYTURK]

BentOMan lol

[agentjfk]

I think they use the English purely for decoration purpose. It really really matter if it really makes sense or not because it' s made for Japanese culture.

[heavygunz301]

I see what you did there, old man (￣ー￣)

[totaldramaqueen108]

the description of japanese song lyrics is quite accurate lol

[MrTetris88]

theyre missing the other f word :D

[Domspun]

@MrTetris88 was thinking the same thing! lol They got the wrong f words!

[maosakura0]

英語が苦手な日本人としては、まったく気付かないまま過ごしてき­ましたが、日本でしか使わないような言い回しって多いんですね。

勉強になりました。

[TheWestcoastDAVEY]

@maosakura0 i smell google translator "For the Japanese who is weak in English, there are many expressions that I spend it with not noticing at all and use only in - ましたが, Japan. It was studied. ?"

[benitofinito]

Err Bent man? In the UK that means gay guy.

[FafnirGaleru666]

@benitofinito it's not the U.K is it.

[Tenshouification]

@FafnirGaleru666 Don't get your knickers in a twist...

[ZPGaming]

@benitofinito It's actually BentoMan.

[qaternada]

dude r u having a baby ! I have been suspicious for some time. if u r CONGRAAAATS ! :)

[silvioatutube]

@qaternada Yeah! Someone's got a bun in the oven... If so then congratulations!

[ZPGaming]

Ah yeah, I noticed that a lot in anime openings, there's always fast Japanese singing then occasionally one or two words in English. xD Notably rapping that doesn't make sense I've seen recently.

[nemobreak]

na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

[ZPGaming]

Dreamy mood? Hahaha, wtf. xD

[ZPGaming]

Gotta love Japan-glish. xD