Federation After Power (Halo: Reach Machinima)

[GilbertTheGoldfish11]

Anyone know what a tomahawk griller is?

[niggergotswag]

@TheMBSA I'll help. What game are you doing?

[TheKoehnz]

gay...



[iknowujerk]

@TheKoehnz i didnt really wanna know what u prefer

[TheMBSA]

PLEASE READ: I'm making a machinima series but need body actors to help, if you'd like to help you have to be free sunday from after 1pm (GMT UK) please send a friend request to "Smazing Adam" XBL for an invite, your help is greatly appreciated! please spread the word, the more BAs I have the better it'll look

[TheMichaellink]

So apparently everyone on the planet is in a permanent "come at me bro" pose...

[EMPeace18]

what one of them should have said: your so ugly that when yer mum dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering

[Athos523]

i thought they were going to say let's have a fapping competition....

[knowntothose]

I don't want to shake your hand, I know where it's been = great line.

[SYNNDROME975]

At first I thought this was a pilot for a new series, if so I would still watch, although personally I have had enough of Machinima films that go out on purpose to make people laugh with immature jokes and rubbish editing. You guys could make a great series as you have good use of camera, sounds & editing, it's just the script writing that needs a bit of work. Please Keep Trying. (If you can't tell I'm the kind of person that like The Forgotten Spartans & RVB Revelation.)

[Roadburner4]

The bewst was: Are you a hemroid cause you are a pain in my ass! I literaly laughed out loud when he said that

[UndeadDragonWarrior]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

[TheRezican]

Could've been funny but failed -.-

[KingKoreSpeedcore]

It's like this video is an excuse to tell crappy jokes.

[aflacworld]

not funny and very boring, sorry but true

[ASmallGriefingRock]

Da fuck?

[chargerfighter1]

I give it a score of Penis out of Vagina (poor).

[chargerfighter1]

Hmmmm....needs a base Recon helmet.

[StressW]

I don't think it turned out too bad. There is one moment were the black spartan is talking and it jump cuts to the same scene but he is slightly moved. 1:20

[DementedSquirrel64]

Fap

[HammersmashedTaco]

Let's settle this like true fappers!

[Xxviper94xX]

red vs blue is way better then this craop

[xdassinx]

I knew it, Dr. Evil plays Halo..... and slips into a southern accent once in a while???

If this had been part of a larger story arc. This would have been a lot better. The voice acting, use of music, editing and direction was actually very good. It lacked story though. As well as funny. There was a lack of funny.

TheNovaPow seems to have a good grip with all the technical aspects of making a video. Their lacking some artistic inspiration in the script department.

[DanIsAllied]

@xdassinx Holy shit! DID I SERIOUSLY JUST READ THAT?! DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING READ CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ON MACHINIMA?!!!

[Fifty9Fifty808]

@xdassinx WTF? long ass feedback, you know there's a world outside the walls of your home...GO EXPLORE IT.

[TheNovaPow]

@xdassinx Thanks for the legitimate critique and insight. The scripting in this was definitely not my best (the five year old inside of me made it lol) though I was hoping that I could at least make it a halfway entertaining little romp to kill three minutes with. And @Fifty9Fifty808 that "long ass feedback" was actually very helpful and had a purpose.

[AceptableDestruction]

@xdassinx If Dr Evil plays Halo then Mike Meyers plays WoW.

[shaielani]

Dick n balls post on every vid u c instead of co za asy

[Gameshower1]

I KNOW WHERE YOUR HANDS BEEN!

[mynameisbobthatsbkob]

i have a golden dick :p

[creepydarktwilicht]

@mynameisbobthatsbkob and balls of steel???

[BballKid305]

305 viewer

[LMFAO5001]

holy fuck im the 304th viewer!!!!

[24thLINK]

Fap fap

[ironhitman2000]

THEN I HAVE A GOLDEN DICK

[Jakekinfe1]

I miss the good old Halo 3 machinimas, that were actually GOOD!

[sll191212]

Federation After Power= FAP

[obamasucksblackcock1]

That kinda sucked...

[twiggystalksyou]

can't beat Red vs Blue.

[xxXxdeathraiderxxXx]

@twiggystalksyou It is a Zit on the worlds SALLEST BACTERIA compared to Red VS blue. How the fuck Could You Compare it to roosterteeth. Stephen Hawking Could write a better machinima BY HAND

[twiggystalksyou]

@xxXxdeathraiderxxXx im not sure how to reply to that....

[MrThericemusic]

haha the insults were fucking lame, cool though

[eebledeezo]

Oh my god, these sorts of Machinimas are SO OVERDONE!

[gangsat101]

PLATINUM PENIS!

[Spack1801]

wow, this sucked ass!

[ShamefulSammy]

my dick.... it beith GOLDEN!

[onlystalkersreadthis]

mother frucker im the 304th viewer its not true

[MrgCkiD]

the recon guys accent is so bad i thought he was British :(

[TonyLongEpix]

Your moma so fat when she go past the window she blocked 4 days of sunlight

[EVILSMILEY999]

I can not stand the dudes voice..

[TheBCChurchill]

Whatever happened to the good Machinima?

[MrGrapebook]

what the fuck is a fap

[joshiedark]

Child

[xXBRSAXx]

@MrGrapebook noitabretsam translation: MASTERBATION

[MrBim14]

"dude no im not touching you hand."

[KouDeGraw]

MY BRAIN JUST MADE MY EAR STAB ITSELF WITH MY TOOTH SO I CANT HEAR BUT MY EYES ARE STILL IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MJSMedia1]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap... we all fap as one!

[xhaloninjax]

My Favorite part was 3:07

[sonicshooter15]

it was little bit over myeh and nyeh still lol'd though

[ring937]

omg i dont care about super giarmo... dam flyin mexican

[TheDarthani]

I lol'd



[jaycarmine]

7.8 out of a 10.

[BLNwolf]

that sucked more cock then birdo

[evilhornybunny2]

gaaay

[WAFFELTIME]

lol i know where his hand has been

[TheNovaPow]

@WAFFELTIME Orly? lol

[WAFFELTIME]

@TheNovaPow YES RLLY

[TheSilent006]

*puts funny phrase from video* (gets highest rated comment)

[Ericnorify]

That was funny!

[AllianceGames]

...............

[NuggetBlubber]

ahh stephin woods youve done it again :) good vid

[flithyharry]

funnier if it were shorter

[SkeletalArm]

Personally, instead of shaking his hand, I would have assasinated him and then laughed at his dead carcass. But that's just me. >.>

[macmastermike124]

good Machinima , but bad voice actors

[mikeaol21]

@macmastermike124

There wasn't much to work with when it came to this script. . .

[Willsr14]

Damn water went up my ass while i was taking a dump :(

[Slamm991]

thumbs up if your the 304th viewer!

[zXminipriateninjaXz]

@Slamm991 no

[starandscour]

@Slamm991 thumbs up whore

[TheSinkingtruck]

@Slamm991 no

[SuperTrashcompactor]

acting is terrible

[goldfuze]

*im not touching your hand i dont know where its been* hahhaha

[pokemonyellow150]

tummy muncher haha

[B0nd0r1anRe1ch]

47 people are Hemoriods becuse they are a pain in my ass.

[RedxLilxSleepy]

BUTTOCKS FTW!!!!

[JanetGetOfMe]

Why does the guy in the black armor has such a gay voice?

[FrozenDozer]

what the fuck? This wasn't funny, not even a bit. I didn't even giggle.

[PASSWORD3546]

@FrozenDozer then get high

[Telonelemon3]

@FrozenDozer Why the hell would we care if you alughed or not. This isnt facebook.

[bleumagma]

JEEZ! i'm not touching ur hand, i know where its been XD

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[leisiyox]

wtf this machinima sucks, a insult battle ? wtf

[Qman9388]

you have more crabs then the corel reef ha!!!!! so funny

[Qman9388]

where was hes hand been

[MrJohn2010]

@xSweetRebelx Get a job you no life.

[Coenimeloenie]

I LIKE BANANA'S I LIKE BANANA'S



[shane75776]

In the time I watched this video.. I witnessed 4 more dislikes being added. After this comment is posted, it shall be 5 :D

[ClanJAX]

Wow, that was fucking stupid. I kept waiting for it to get better and it was just a total letdown.

[ItismeSteven]

wow that ways boring

[brett0098]

Well haters gonna hate....

[GamerGeek2012]

ummm i didnt sub to machinima 4 this.

[phycoboys4]

Instead of making this , Machinima should put out good content like freeman's mind .

[PartyBusGaming]

@phycoboys4 Machinima doesn't make these videos...

[phycoboys4]

@PartyBusGaming Instead of publishing it .

[PartyBusGaming]

@phycoboys4 Better way to word it... cheers.

[roguesqadronairsoft]

@phycoboys4 what ever happened to that show? i loved it

[TheSilverDragon1]

@phycoboys4 you do know that this isnt made BY machinma dont you? someone just subbmited it to them

[phycoboys4]

@TheSilverDragon1 Instead of publishing this

[sheldonholy]

Haha, this really got me laughing. Almost everything was funny in this. Make more!

[Krookodile1]

that was... crap

[JakaSLO11]

I SURE LIKE THOSE FAPPERS lololo! fapp fap!

[The909Virus]

dude. he just got fapped.

[Thecomicguy101]

legend has it.. the 304th viewer has a golden Dick

[F34RGAMES]

@Thecomicguy101....Me?

[TheJonoSel]

@Thecomicguy101  i 'm veiwer 304! Yay

[Johnsonelite]

@TheJonoSel me too!



[slientcena]

@Thecomicguy101 have you ever played minecraft? gold sucks i got a fucking plantuim dick

[carter10paul10]

@Thecomicguy101 i'm the 304 vuier

[cheatyK]

@Thecomicguy101 i was wondering why it was so hard to walk

[MyPantsAreOnFire100c]

@Thecomicguy101 lol its me

[MyPantsAreOnFire100c]

@MyPantsAreOnFire100c no i get now nevermind

[MadLordInotak]

@Thecomicguy101 I guess I'm the 304th viewer. I have some gold paint? Will that work?

[AzhaelArchangel]

@Thecomicguy101 I am him....behold my golden dick.

[The123musiclover]

@Thecomicguy101 I'm viewer 305. I have a diamond dick

[OpTiMuSpRiMe238]

That was the worst machinima ever. I dont think I will ever say this again but "Couldn't the add be longer?"

[michaelc166]

@OpTiMuSpRiMe238 the worst machinima ever is bettter than black ops gameplay

[ProjectD13X]

what happened to when machinima had art on this channel....

[progamer2497]

Anyone realize that Machinima's Machinimas are getting worse

[paganizondaftw]

@progamer2497 or maybe your just getting more picky?

[Moshpitti]

@progamer2497 They come in all tastes and colours

[mastermclovin0]

@progamer2497 stop bitching and complaining about machinimas being "bad" and why dont you actually offer something constructive as in trying to make some on your own, if you haven't realized its pretty hard

[ROFLWAFFLEPOO]

What the fifi

[Spetsnaz027]

this was... oh you know what im not even gunna bother

[Kitai105]

OMG someone get me an HD PVR... the ad was more entertaining.

[Guiser123]

Always loved AXE Lounge :)

[Steelteeth14]

at least its not black Ops

[bloodshot1245]

fap?

[zombieslayer478]

@bloodshot1245 i didnt get either



[Blufartofdoom]

lol u make funny shit

[KevinZombieTV]

is it just me or are the machinama halo reach video's getting worse and worse?

[WarmFanta]

that was boring and unentertaining.

[zonryu2]

lol fapers rofl XD

[TheArgusApocraphex1]

W.T.FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!

[MrDrugsarebad]

i need to pee!

[Rapture189]

why does everyone try to copy F@G

[TheBobandben]

What rank do you need to be to get the recon helmet?

[reconrecords]

@TheBobandben yo have to had pre orderd reach

[halo3mw]

you can only get recon helmet through legendary edition with a card



[flameimp]

@halo3mw I got the recon helmet through leveling up...

[kristofferthoresen]

@flameimp i think he means flaming helmet

[TheBobandben]

@halo3mw crud, i thought you could just get a high enough rank to buy it, so you can't get the recon helmet anymore? no?

[whocares1243]

@TheBobandben you can buy it in game

[TheBobandben]

@whocares1243 with microsoft points or creds? ( i didnt buy legendary edition )

[whocares1243]

@TheBobandben neither i didnt buy the recond with credits cuz i hate the recon helmet...not really worth 100000 credits and he game comes with a code for the recon helmet if you had preordered it but i think you can still get the codes not sure

[whocares1243]

@halo3mw dude ur stupid its not legendary edition or heroic i bought the regular edition and got recon even though i dont like it i also can buy it for 100,000 credits

[therustygeartube]

lol wat?

[MultiNAZIzombies]

@ArtisDaSpoonman fail

[AviatorZER0]

Goooo.... FAPPERS!

[gamesmaster4ever]

Hmm....was ok.....

[ADAMNAT0H]

jeez comments are getting worse and worse...

[iruleyo]

@ADAMNAT0H Indeed; more so inevitably.

[NeekTheNook]

@ADAMNAT0H its what happens when you kids are given a keyboard and told to go wild...

[hydrogenzombie]

machinima just lost 100 more subs

[koenisdekoen]

Don't you hate it when you're taking a shit and the water splashes your ballz :D

[ShippuNico]

Wtf Machinima ?

[TheMONTAGEx2010]

14th mothafucka

FaP FaP FaP FaP ftw!