Tables

[insomniacgrace]

Cool and amazing. Nice piece of art.

[RedTailedTuna]

the 32 dislikes are from other table companies that can't make one

[xxxanimepopxxx]

Saw this from tumblr lololol

[xTBars]

also slices cheese and cold cuts to perfection!

[Avatarass]

Send me the chick, keep the table.

[JiJinks]

I seriously want that table!!! Is there somewhere I could buy it or something? :D

[linxer45]

holy shit

[maolike09]

whats the name of the table?? :D

[mrradiochicken]

Tablebots, transform and roll out!

[themourningdead]

This is table im gonna get for my den.

[Uzokain]

How the hell did I end up here.

Nice table tho

[MagicianDanielJoseph]

They should combine this with

1) Motorized expanding

2) Interactive tables where the surface is a LCD touch-screen

[emoinpainforever]

Kid playing with table: "OOOWWWW MOMMY MY HAND IS STUCK!!!!"

Not kid safe XP

[miker99]

i think its great, but can get fingers jammed!

[CRAZYCRAZYKEITH]

waste of money

[dillontube1]

bad fucking ass .. im with the guy down below .. open, close , open, close, open close . I love it !

[MartinLindenskov]

where can u buy it?????

[lionwitz]

FAKE

[frostiethewicked]

@lionwitz you're fake

[JayOhEnEnWhyEx]

me want

[DharokDude]

I want to bang that gurl

[spleen1666]

It exists. No magic. And you are an idiot.

[thanatoso2]

@JesusChristRulesYOU

wow, you're fucking crazy. do you know fred phelps? I think you might have been listening to him a bit much.

[themourningdead]

@JesusChristRulesYOU

Man is smarter than you think. The bible is full of bullshit. There is no such thing as magic or witchcraft. Theres a guy named Jesus who probably is a carpenter but you wanna know something? This Jesus IS REAL AND CURRENTLY BREATHING and CANT walk on water like some made up person.

[iraqifreak]

I WANT ONE D::::::::::::

[allmylovingg]

i bet shes fatt.

[ZEROCOOL962]

solo voy a decir una sola cosa...

CHAN!

[ImYourMisss]

we want the girl -.- . not that stupid table xD

[Orinding]

I want it!!! :D

[hoyKumaG]

this is all about that girl right???

[TheMooee]

Dude, I about shit my pants when I saw this!

[fshamsha]

does any1 know where can i find a design to make a table like this one? or where i can buy this table?

[poinz17]

man that table could like chop your hand off if youre not careful

[multiz007]

true, but that's how kids learn! Loose a finger and you'll never do it again. lol

[CapaciousCore]

@poinz17 therefore, this table is not for idiots

[Oratles]

damn that is the best table ever

[vabeachboy0]

i couldnt have that table i would just keep opening and closing it :D

[KleaVizion]

Oh shit.. I want one!

[sh4ll00w]

best table ever!!!

[boudewijn20]

thats uber pwnage :P!!

[dimwit80]

It's a pretty table. Pretty dangerous. Look at how carefully the model has to place her hands as it moves, and you can bet she's had plenty of practice. Great for a conversation piece though... Lawsuit, anyone?

[hovy82]

u must be from the USA with ur "lawsuit, anyone?"

[transdrole]

Yea rly. I'm sick of the sue BS over here.

[pvsion]

HaHA Yes its like the Alien meets the housewife! I could just see someone catching a finger or hand for that matter in that thing. I have enough trouble with a leaf table never mind this geometric nightmare. Coool definitly but you wont find me torturing myself to set the table for 8 or 12 twisting that thing like that . she had to work it . look at her shoes! hehe

[desu38]

Gotta love it!

[Toriam19]

It would be the ultimate thanksgiving dinner table.

[earlpwns8]

not only is it cool but its beautiful too

[sapristigm]

Lots of chances to clip your fingers off.

[BenLacroix]

Stupid dolt

[kev61683]

WOW ! Where can I purchase that table??

[206ernesto]

look on yahoo or google for;

"DB Fletcher Capstan Ilona expanding table"

and write a check for about $17,000.00

[ham256]

Reminds me of something that would be on Myst.

[MidBoss]

Looks dangerous. Wouldn't want to get a finger caught in that.

Pretty cool though.

[CyrikRiand]

Man... I wouldn't even use it for eating or anything like that, I'd just play with it for the first 10 days.

[Ckcore]

Don't squice ya fingers.

[kingcos21]

thats weird as fuck but sick at the same time

[NB5BHVL]

Holy tabletops batman

[harpdevil]

youre the coolest person :)

[slimjim1291411]

lol

[jamesingtonthethird]

I WANT ONE

[shawty2fyne07]

my boytoy says im a dog,

do you agree?

[freetoken4u]

the only time i could see me using this is all the time

[Panimations]

That could be a nasty finger pincher.

[xerohour]

dat chick is hawt

[LtJulien]

they should have this in Cammelot! its a silly place

[harpdevil]

You are also a very cool person :)

[sk8ingonfire]

it was perfect and quite a talking pieace, till i got my dik stuck in the table

[djsexysexxx]

mmm tables

cocaine

[oucutiern]

that is soooooooo  cool

[sgfish]

I WANT ONE!

[johnnyork]

Can it fly?

[bmx1196]

wtf i just cliked on it

[Jarvfrankenstein]

Why is this in my recommended videos? I don't remember looking for tables.

[Ekainen]

Exactly the same here oO

[JumpCheckProductions]

I could watch this on repeat

[marsms222]

I know what you mean...are those pink sandals?

...Hehe....

[Kingofthemall]

h4x!!!

[Roly426]

SHES A WITCH BURN THE WITCH

[fongfongy]

thats fkn hax

[bigassballsyes]

that's incredible

[oldfashionedman]

thats the devils work, how is that possible? heretic.

[simaojrcosta]

damm, i want one. How much? I'll do that every time friends come arround, just to impresse them XD

[mikeyd3md]

that was friggin awesome! Now get her to do it naked!

[MaximumManu]

i am a carpenter ..and i know.. . thiz is fucking awesome !!! greatjoB

[GhostOfLagg]

|)()()|), 73|-| R()|<3G!!

[OWildeman]

Very cool!

[jeremeck]

all my fingers would be gone if i had one of those!!!

[ekinsfamily]

watch?v=xebkT4_-TFc

[sukosaki]

i'll take 10

[KevinDC5]

to bad those tables are like 25k!!! ridiculous!

[FenceThis]

nice legs

[JumpCheckProductions]

I'll second that, nice legs indeed

[bigassballsyes]

amazing, how much?

[achmedlolol]

What table? all I see is a hot girl

[v3nomdahunta]

this is tits

and not the girl for once

[treyjackson3]

Indeed my friend!

[xukaiteo]

where can i get that

[DanCentury3000]

How did this not make the Weezer video?

[Jet124]

only 300,000 views maybe?

[DreamOfTurtles]

NIce table, beautiful wood.

Thanks for destroying the tropical rainforests so you can have a nice dinner.

[dinohax]

ha ha imagine somebody getting theirs fingers caught in it or shrinking the table in the middle of a dinner party!

[Xanarkand1234]

This was on Digg? Tables like these have been around since early 1900s.

[rwo23]

yall are ignorant

[rmoore09]

i would wax dat ass

[mrmatt4]

The girl should be in a bikini.

[antifolkhero]

Wow, so you can like, pull it out to make it bigger and then push it back in? Can you guys do it a few more times, because I didn't get a good enough glimpse of it.

[arthurmee]

She can turn mine too :)!

[pd69k]

she can turn my tables anytime

[zachmorrisphone]

oh yeah...

but, will it blend?

[KevinDC5]

ROFL!!!

[phatalbert1000]

haha!

[ndossie23]

Cool and all, but it's not even that much bigger

[TehFix0r]

Basic maths: The radius of the table only increases a little, yes, but the area of the table increases by a much larger amount. Let's say the radius doubles from 1m to 2m: The area becomes four times as large.

Any questions?

[jpanic5]

That is incredible... where can I buy this?

[jewellui]

Im sure some poor kid is going to sit in the middle whilst some other kid is spinning it around...

[thomasw78]

Hot! The table is pretty cool as well.

[Quical]

Amazing table!!

[forexnoob]

Is that the only thing this table can do? I want a minute of my life back.

[AdamClarkson]

So freaking awesome, the table aswell.

[JoffyMusic]

lmaooooooooo clever comment!

[1234jncn]

This will revolutionize the world. Just think of how many more obese Americans can stuff their overbloated jowls with an extra ten dishes.

[brianjca]

Yay for bigotry!

Celebration!

[GCLU]

remnds me of the death table from 2001 a space oddessey

[renumeratedfrog]

I'm not sure if this video is meant to show off the table, or the girl's behind. I'm not impressed by either. There's too much engineering effort involved to gain an extra foot of table space, so this table is more of a novelty than anything useful.

[hecclau]

TRANSFORMERS MORE CAN SEE THE EYE =OOO

[D34DB4B135]

good job screwing that up.

[komodo1220]

that meets

[DragonForceZ]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

[Dodot63]

Nice skirt.

[bradenquinn]

I bet it weighs a ton!

[massieu111]

Be careful your fingers don't get smashed by that thing

[brianjca]

I'M FREAKING OUT MAN

[hubbinsd]

I feel like the Cenobites are gonna show up any second.

[charris1980]

so it goes from seating 6 to 7, big deal :)

[flashflores]

dont get your hand caught in there

[eldustin]

felice navidad

[XarojaM]

Yeah, we got it the first time.

[techweenie]

Nice legs.

[kevkevinkev]

I love how the comments here are far more interesting because you're all digg users.

[tunafizzle1]

That's because most people on youtube are morons. :D

[yodacola]

I wonder if they will make a motorized version of this? I have no doubt it's already wildly expensive, but that would be cool. Maybe they'll give it AI and your dinner table can fight crime during the day alongside the autobots!

[darclex]

she's really skilled at handling the wood?

[helios1276]

I dunno, seems like she has to plant her feet before tackling wood of this size

[CsvlDaikun]

So it goes from big to huge?

[matrixhed]

This probably isn't the best choice if you're into spontaneous table sex.

[JimCutler]

I guess in the future you have to open and close your table 20 times.

[topsalespro]

LOL. I made that same observation and was going to make a comment about it but you said it better than I could have ever composed.

[quiffpalmer]

craig is gay

[kdwormy]

awesome. jsut don't get your fingers caught in there! haha.

[blowupdolls]

soo hot i wana lick the pusi

[NoMeMientasCompadre]

WARNING FOR MEN: Never operate while being naked.

[ChomuSclavus]

Now THAT is the table of the 21st Century! (Other than the one for Microsoft Surface, that is.)

DANGER: Don't Get Your Fingers Caught!

[asantos]

question: what happens if some kid spills water on the table? will the water or any liquid ruin the intern mechanisms of the table in a short-term period?

[Slink1982]

man that looks like a lot of effort, the floor is flat also, just putting that out there.

[DrPlacebo]

if that is alot opf effort you are lazy as fuck.

[JohnFromChicago]

If you think that's "a lot of effort", I pity you. Really, I do.

[timcopeland1]

i wanted one that adjusts up or down, not in and out.

[cocytus2]

on the table!

[TheEndOfGenesis]

i wish i hav 1 at my new house

[birus4ever]

i bet thats heavy as hell.

[agenteighty]

she was nice

[20TIL6]

OUCH, I pinched my finger!!!!

[RayC124]

No joke lol

[LittleBethy315]

I think if you spin the table it will make it bigger or smaller... let me watch again...

[ramunenke]

My mind went to doing something with the girl on the table until I thought the table might eat her

[clarglemans]

I.

WANT.

ONE.

[Henron]

The girl? or the table?

[recruz00]

put the girl on the table?

[clarglemans]

Yes.

[DivineDart]

i'm checking out the chick

[derekbalsley]

If you like this video... you'll love this one. 

Search YouTube for "Woodworking - Made Easy"

[pielovingkingpin]

thats crazy, where do i buy one