Obsquatch Loses It

[FromUnderTheRock]

I've totally had driving days like this...which is why I now keep cough syrup in the glove box.

[Mortalwonder]

I think you're rant gives me permission to incessantly correct your spelling Mr Obsquatch. Apostrophe catastrophe intended.

[clockworkmeltdown]

ha ha... this inspired me to do a rant vid for my vid this friday...

rock on-space

[kingpolaris]

hey clock

[pauljr9413266684]

lmao its the internet but 5 out of 5 gr8 vid lawl

[yozka]

LOL HAHHHAA hilarious dude "what the fuck 3 syllables w t f is 5" haha

[CinderFNRella]

First off.... Justin has been offline for nearly 2 months now, no comp. Also he doesnt make decisions for the group, period.

No one is trying too hard, a couple of us have been doing this too long to bother trying to hard. The channel is what it is, just watch and enjoy.

[GasperHart]

I don't get it

[Scripp]

you don't get it because your not drunk..... get drunk then watch it.

[Melolonthidae]

This was actually the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing.

[obsquatch]

Thanks for laughing at my pain.

[kingpolaris]

how the hell did u not crash?

[obsquatch]

My rage was out of emotional control, but my rage was also simultaneously totally in locomotive control. That's why crazy is loco in Spanish, because crazy can drive.

[obsquatch]

What the fuck is happening here? Every time I reply to a comment, the original comment disappears. Betwixt the "Beta Channel Pages," the audio slips due to fade-ins, and the disappearing mother fucking comments, I'm about to beat the fuck out of YouTube. I need a drink, dog damn it.

[CinderFNRella]

yep, the comment thing has been going on for WEEKS... when you reply it makes the persons comment vanish and yours goes to the bottom so it looks like your talking to yourself

IT SUCKS BIG FAT HAIRY DONKEY BALLS!

[rockdrummer1226]

hahahaha. my opening comment was going to be the laughing out lound acronym. hahaha. i was laughing so hard during this whole thing. this was amazing. ur for the win.

[obsquatch]

Thanks, man. Just doing my part to piss off everyone in the world.

[pduperron]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

~SupaFlex

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[matrix2k3]

MBV whats good brotha

[MeanBlackDude]

Matrix MBV whaddup!

[matrix2k3]

sup MBD

[obsquatch]

Thanks MadBadVoodo Man

[sunsetlover]

oh my god, I never laughed so fucking hard.

[CinderFNRella]

OBs FTMFGDW!!!!!

[matrix2k3]

Agreed FTMFCSUTAGDW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[CinderFNRella]

oh, also... if you WANNA see my rant VIDS just go back and see EHHHH about half of the VIDS I have ever posted. Especially drunken stickam rants, those are always the best =D

[CinderFNRella]

LMFAO... yeah I said it.. DEAL WITH IT we live in this world with fucktards, DONT you know!!!

Awesome rant though. oh sorry,.. THO.

[obsquatch]

God damn fucktards. Everytime you think you got a clear pass at being awesome, some mother fucker fires a catapult full of bullshit at you. I need a chainsaw.

[meggomae]

Okay, hope this isn't a repeat - can't see my comment...

Obsquatch, you are the man. That rant was a-fuckin-mazing!

Although, I am surprised you didn't go off the road during all that. I would have smashed 3 cars, run down 4 children and 1 old man in a wheelchair if I tried to do that while driving! You win.

[matrix2k3]

I'm glad you're on board with 5AD. You definitely make this channel so much better.

Cheers my friend

[matrix2k3]

WTF? I knw I left a comment B4 >( LOL I was LMAO! mad LULZ it had me ROTF , your da man Obs. punching Babys FTW..... jajajajaja hahaha hehehe ;) brb need to find more acronym's, finish righting with bad spelling and use enuff Ebonics to make you have a heart attack :p you're rants are that gud

[CinderFNRella]

haha Matrix, YUR such a dick L-O-L

[rockdrummer1226]

Dick lol

[TheHairyGeek]

you, my good sir, are the dogs sweaty bollocks

fucking good rant

[locologan187]

i'm surprised you didn't get in a wreck there. Rofl

[tactlessgrace]

this makes me laugh so..fucking..much. I wish there was footage of the dude in the car next to you.

Ayn Rand is a brain hemorrhage? hilarious

[obsquatch]

That audio track is from a childhood friend of mine. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to whoop it out. Sha-zam!

[Bikermom69]

YOU'RE a hot mess...love the rant. Bravo!

[MeanBlackDude]

7TH TIME WATCHIN' THIS SHIT!

[kingpolaris]

hey mbd u and me both

[NiDeCo]

Audio is pretty laggy, but I enjoyed the rant lol

[obsquatch]

I figured it out. For some reason, Youtube simply cuts the video at the begining due to the fade in from black. It also cuts out some still frames that I insert in other videos of mine. Learning from my mistakes never got me so damn pissed off. No more lag next time.

cheers.

[MeanBlackDude]

GAWD DAM THIS SHIT IS EPIC!

[jenzatron]

Who the hell rated this one star? I will uppercut that punkass.

You know what's funny? You spelt "you're" wrong in your sidebar. SHAME ON YOU, SQUATCH YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

Love you back.

[obsquatch]

tehehe!

[MeanBlackDude]

NOW THAT'S THE WEDNESDAY I USED TO KNOW AND/OR BE!!! ABOUT GAWD DAM TIME!

....You've EARNED your subs today.

[MeanBlackDude]

+ mine, good job, sir.

[obsquatch]

...huge shoes to fill, MBD. Thanks for the support, capt'n badatude.

[matrix2k3]

I swear I hated it when someone does that. I mean if the vids sucks its ok but when its win it fucking gets under my skin

[MeanBlackDude]

lol.....Get badass with the shiz man! You know...throw them effects and musics and rants.....not to mention Justin, lol.