Soul Calibur 4, Darth Vader VS Jesus

[Chikokishi]

1:24 Hahahaha



[TheRealWinxGirlJodi]

what?jesus no win.:(

[Destiny05021991]

Let the force be with you.

[trowned]

its kind of ironic when vader tell jesus to "Suffer" at 0:45

[TheOfficialAlucard]

Jesus blend your heart with light, thats why you let him win a pair of rounds xD

[EpicSpore1]

when darth died in the 2nd round jesus jumped in the lava

[MasterNinja1250]

I am offensive, and i find this very jesus

[2ethom]

@MasterNinja1250 are you even speaking english?

[pathoffire1217]

none can match the power of the dark side

[Im9000000000]

soul calibur is making fun of god. thumbs up or down and it will be wrong.

[giagarex]

Jesus: You killed my father (God)

Vader:NO SON I AM YOUR FATHER!

[auttomstar481]

5 days later hes in hell -_-

[jutomana]

Lol if you kill Satan you can leave XD

[jutomana]

Lol shouldn't Jesus keep rising from the dead?

[darkstar571]

@jutomana LOL U WONT RISE FORM THE DEAD IN HELL MY FRINED

[yukisaifu]

xbox gets yoda and you have to use Microsp for vader and ps3 gets vader for free to start with

[ZXShadow1]

Jesus finds you lack of faith disturbing.

[jaymeekandnasrullah]

is thiss like a mod or r these actual characters in the game?

[hellbringer907]

@jaymeekandnasrullah real game, u can make ur own chars

[redagent21]

@jaymeekandnasrullah darth vader is an actual official character... jesus however is a custom one

[Raxxer1993]

Whoever put "Jesus" in this game, is difenately going to hell :P

[speedBOX34]

@Raxxer1993

And?

[ilekurwa]

lol at 1:27, Jesus is so blood thirsty he leaps after Vader

[aggrowheels]

isn't jesus black?

[crashnburner187]

@aggrowheels different countries depict him differently. in western countries, he is a caucasian guy. in the middle east, he's middle eastern and so on.

[aggrowheels]

@crashnburner187 yeah you are totally right i was just joking haha

[CaFFeineSouLja]

looks as though you are switching controllers like a douche bag dildo head

[awesomon]

jesus could call apon god to help him in the fight

[lordFletch11]

@Ellusionist022 Eat a bag of Dicks!!!

[141zakk]

jesus would beat the mess out of darth vader

[coldspaghetti14]

Fucking lag, took Jesus 3 days to come back!

[JGNSM58]

Keeps those hands up Jesus ur getting pumpled

[ntcharp1]

ah jesus. the worlds first magician. XD

[peterganna]

2 things 1 hope your an athiest or ue goin to hell for killin jesus and 2 WOW U THINK YOU HAVE LAG IT TOOK JESUS 3 DAYS TO RESPAWN XD

[jakkri1]

chuck norris would beat both xD

[fbarbour]

I saw up JC's skirt thing xD

[rappelzbassassinjk]

hahaha darth just used the force to kick jesus's ass looks like hes the new jesus

[JusAnuthurGemini]

LOL!! he PERFECT JESUS!!! xD

[HellsCloudXx]

That looks nothing like Jesus D: That looks like Jack Black

[josetheevilmuffin]

wow when ever darth vader wins

PERFECT

When Jesus wins

JUST FUCKING BARELY

[josetheevilmuffin]

Jesus should have gotten some superpowers like that and wow is this guy like an anti christian person fucking typical

[josetheevilmuffin]

WTF HOW DID YOU MAKE DARTH VADER SO WELL

[CurrentOfShadows]

@josetheevilmuffin he's already in soul calibur 4's roster you retard (sigh)

[SuperMustacheman]

You suck -_- Making Jesus lose like that. Next time you want that bike, you better believe he won't give it to you.

[darklion793]

1st round: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! JEEEESSSSSUUUUUSSS!!!!!

2nd round: HELL YEAH GO JESUS!!!!

3rd round: Goddammit...

4th round: JESUS KICKS ASS!!!

Final round: Fuck.... Cant he just turn Vader into a FUCKIN SALT LICK AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?!?!

sidenote: no worries, this is just for humorous reasons, no criticizing. ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[MrDjay619]

it wouldve been dumb if he wouldve created darth vader

[sasuke3079]

Am I the only one who noticed Harry Potter as a selection lol?

[MultiMadDog420]

Im totally gonna make chuck norris

[AmmerBros]

that doesnt look like Jesus. FAIL

[sasuke3079]

@AmmerBros Did you meet Jesus? He could have been black for all we know!

[AmmerBros]

@sasuke3079 Jesus was Hebrew. so he definitely wasn't black. lol

[WormFooinc]

*Vader falls off edge*

Jesus: AW HECK NAW GET BACK OVER HERE

*Jesus jumps in after him*

[lordFletch11]

Vader and yoda suck balls. The only reason why they are in the soul calibur searies, is because george lucas helped fund the game production, which allowed him to once again, RAPE, another series of some sort. I will never own Soul Calibur 4 on any system. I am happy with the first two. Fuck You George Lucas. Thanks for Shitting on a perfect video game series!!!

[RainHeartX]

@lordFletch11 You're just mad because you keep getting your ass handed in the the new ones. Nah, I'm joshing you, man! Yoda isn't the best selectable character, but Vader is pretty good when you get him down. SCIII-IV are worth it. Personally, you shouldn't make judgements about a game until you yourself have tried it out.

[lordFletch11]

@RainHeartX I respect your opinion, unlike the children who can only respond with Fuck You!!! I'm sorry dude, but, the first three were awesome. Please tell me how Star Wars fits in to the Soul Calibur series at all? I frankly enjoy slaughtering people like a wolf among lambs with Sophitia, but Like I posted, George Lucas once again SHIT on another series, and I am sticking to that!!!

[sasuke3079]

@lordFletch11 You mad brah?

[teenrocker1311]

how you get the vader helm.

[DeathKnight1998]

@teenrocker1311 DUDE THATS DARTH VADER!...A Character Selectable In The Game...

[XmazzX]

lmao nice vid

[Delroxorz]

In a world where good and evil clash beyond the boundaries of time...

"In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

Pshyoooo!

"Jesus....I am your father."

"NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

This summer...

Jack Black IS!..... The Son of God.

Coming to theaters near you.

[UberstixFluidAnims]

Jesus:*snaps fingers* Darth Vader: You underestimat...*HEART ATTACK*

[NabariKiller]

next up is JESUS VERSUS......TOM CRUISE!

[DrD0000M]

Don't worry, he'll be back...

[TheMhn5]

is this unseen footage of the passion?

[TheDeadlyNerd]

OMG, click on the buttons ? ( 0:46 )

[HandsomePrince321]

I thought jesus would win bad video

[Jadette1187]

Darth Vader must be the Antichrist. XD

[w3bXbrows3r]

For gods sake jesus, use a throw

[wakablam]

Jesus vs. Chuck Norris

[EuroBomb]

happy easter everybody

[YoruEatSoulz]

Prevail the dark side will

[GamerDudeXbox123]

FUCK YOU DARTH GO JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1234menino]

jesus this truth and life

[1234menino]

an image and only one figure anything else

[1234menino]

An image to be placed just idolatry Jesus and made the Roman Empire

who invented the Catholic Church as Pope says Roman Catholic Postol 10

commandment forbids you're made to kneel and face the image that Jesus and

Paul spoke as an image behind the image and a demon, it teaches

believe the lie

[1234menino]

Words are more dangerous because blasphemy is wrong Ligua small organ affect the whole body

[1234menino]

This so offended one worships a true follower of Jesus is not offended that makes picture only if offense with words used

[TheBonkersNinja]

next time make BLACK JESUS! its a vid btw :)

[Obito1600]

The atheist were right the Bible lied, the roman empire didn't kill Jesus the galactic empire killed Him

[kyleafurong88]

young jesus?

[siddu24]

Where did jesus learn all these moves...I Bet He has seen movies of Chuck norris!

[JidoKashi]

Just remember, you can't really kill Jesus, He'll just come back to kill him 3 days later.

[grivs]

i think jesus forgive him for this

[powderdd]

...Jesus just gave a whole new meaning to turn the other cheek

[L3w157]

it doesnt matter, Jesus can come back to life!

[L3w157]

the fight before last was so clearly staged to make it seem closer.

[Octopolish]

Don't do it JESUS... he's your father!

[OMFGtykeem]

Lord Jesus meet Lord Vader

[ArkLeagrove]

Vader is Win The son of god is very week xD

[narutoQuest2]

hahahahahaha VADER WON and jesus stinks so will jesus be a failure to vader on the dark side? LOL

[alloichbins]

the hell is waiting for all who dont believe

[ArchhereticK]

@alloichbins But vader is waiting for those who do believe.

[OneWingedAingeal]

Shit Jesus, you got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! And I'm surprised Vader never had flashbacks...

[TheManuLord]

Jesus vs darth vader, somehow this looks like the end of the world...

[BigAl6ft6]

@TheManuLord Actually, if you make it to the end of The Book of Revelations, that's how it ends.

[Wale47]

If i were the one using jesus i would have beat vaders ass, resurrected him, gave him judgment, beat his ass (again) then sent him to hell...

[narutoQuest2]

@Wale47 WELL YOU GO TO HELL

[vorobiev2008]

magma and all that. Its unfair -> vaders home -.-

[mrgameexpert987]

inb4religionwar

[isaiahnap]

jesus got that ass beat

[Nomades50]

1:27 JESUS COMMIT SUICIDE!

[holyshitzu493]

haha in the end hes doin the uncle sam point "The Dark Side Wants You!"

[SlyCoonFursona]

i hope darth knows jesus never dies. =)

[itachiitachi1946]

@SlyCoonFursona jesus is dead and some think that her resurected(lool)btw i loled so much with this video xD

[115wagner]

so thats what happened to jesus lol

[nickoli1993]

yes! vader won

[Meganova1994]

1:27 suicide? o.Ó

[FlamingYoda339]

Jesus Christ he got owned.

[kenny2d4m4x]

good christmas video... bitch

[ferballman]

you figure vader would choose somewhere far away from lava after being turned into a fuckin crispy critter by it XD

[dare4distance69]

oiuouerwgh7ehfjaoep;fighouwAGR­ADPOI

SORRY just wiping the jizz off my keyboard....

[dryadmaster]

didn't know jesus vanted to commit suicide

[andre230994]

Just wait three days Vader, your gonna get your ass kicked when he ressurects... HALELUYA

[rappelzbassassinjk]

@andre230994 haha NO darth vader would just come back to where he died and put a trap so right as he comes back he would die and keep dieing so he would be trapped forever hahaha

[Thiefenz]

Jesus died for your sins Vader

[skinheadan]

It just goes to show that hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side...

[kingdomheartsfan945]

wow jesus has a masculine voice XD

[TheQueque29]

im gonna kill darth vader

[FateMan22]

lol 1:26

[jason994]

i love how jesus jumped off the edge after he pwnt darth vader at 1:20 or so.

[UGKGooN3RKiiD]

how the F*** Did u get Darth Vader .. On Xbox we got Yoda ?!! Grr

[12keroro12]

@UGKGooN3RKiiD you can buy him with MicrosoftPoints online

[xilixang999]

dude, im not a christian but...

jesus should have ressurection power.

[Garudabr]

@xilixang999 This is cheating!

[DualAngelicus]

Even though he lost, I guess Axis of Awesome was right: Jesus really IS a zombie wizard who also knows Kung Fu! :D

[GZilla591]

Darth Vader: you are no match for the dark side of the force!

[DudeWithPie1]

71 Christians watched this video.

[Princ3Kakashj]

JESUS RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[legendofdragoonfreak]

GO JESUS!!!!!

[Infinike]

@legendofdragoonfreak JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JESUS

[PiKlism]

looks more like moses

[JRockToTheCore]

LMAO

[DarthBenadic]

HOLY SHIT

EVEN JESUS FUCKING CRIST SHOULDN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE

[LikeRyuRyuhere]

@DarthBenadic Jesus created the dark side :)

[DarthBenadic]

@LikeRyuRyuhere well he should have fortold this so he could prevent this from happening :)

[Gaomon752]

guess he didn't use his Divine Powers :/

[theledal]

why does Jesus look like jack black

[sithmastur]

Even Jesus had to kick a little ass.

[gamefreak1000000]

This is wrong in soo many ways.

[Fuzzymcstank]

i call shenanigans, everybody knows jesus was black!!!

[LegoIsac]

I got this on Xbox 360 but u can still get Darth Vader if u Buy a DLC pack which is great.

And i created Valmiro.

[shardarific]

So unrealistic...Jesus wouldnt have won any rounds.

[MetalMoshMan]

Jajaja its Jesus

[MrPalmpow]

Jesus is suppose to win u hater >:O

[Xneroku]

@MrPalmpow Jesus turned the other cheek ;c

[themanontop]

aren't Jesus and Vader like the same person?

[lynxman792]

Okay I think i'm agreeing with yt2sf on this... Either it's you playin by yourself or you both really do suck balls at this game...

[soildsnakefoxhound]

i think im going to hell for even watching this : ( AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Writersblock39]

shoulve called him moses

[yt2sf]

I have the feeling this fight was done onth same joystick :P Its either Jesus attacking or Darth Vader

[deltashadow95]

jesus cant beat darth vader ^o^

[masterjavi]

Go Jesus teach the dark side a lesson!

[Doza8791]

Jesus is the Force.

[SuperUnknown120]

VADER: Jesus I am your father.

JESUS: Your not God!!!

[lillawownorden]

cmon its jebuz he can self-resurect :P

[xxMoMurderJrxx]

you should of threw him down of the edge with vader emporer style tht would of been awsome

[xxMoMurderJrxx]

@ForkyMcorky202

WTF ? just be cus he lost doesnt mean vader's better it means he got lucky

[CraftedGeek]

Isn't lava the thing that got Darth Vader into the suit?

[xxMoMurderJrxx]

@CraftedGeek yeea it is but he didnt actaly toch the lava in the moovie he just got to close , close enough to catch on fire and burn and you know what i think is funny it probly burned his balss of LoL no more kids for him LoL

[CoNiGMa]

1:54 Vader gets smited with Jesus' divining rod. XD

[CJ42090]

The title of this video alone had me in hysterics. XD

[soredemo22142]

LOL at the second round jesus overkilled you but how the fuck did he lose!?

[Aurelius9031]

haha darth vader would get knocked into the lava

[777TraubenKnall777]

after the first fight jesus was like thou shalt not kill my ass!

[MayorHuggies]

Nice.

I laughed so hard.

[SaxoRocks]

Where did Jesus learn those moves? From Jackie Chan movies?

[AristoMC]

@SaxoRocks

he learned it from the bible

before they changed it,the bible was a collection of the worldst most dangerous martial arts like Kikkass-jutsu or Thai Nee In Tee Nuts

[syaoranoni54326]

Since when did Jesus have a hill-billy accent and pummel his enemies with a stick?

He's the son of god! Tut tut, the things that Family Guy does to people's brains...

[chaysemaster12]

huh i didnt know jesus was a blackbelt

[RainHeartX]

You playing with two comtrollers?