Axis of Awesome - Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos (uncensored)

[narwhalman1337]

Jordan what are you doing?

Harry Potter

Why?

He is the best... :3

[nixgut]

I fuckin need to buy this.

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Done.

[Brooderz1]

Harry potter - He's fuckin' magic hahaha.

[skribbel123]

yay harry potter can solve the worlds problems :P

[wejamon84]

did SOMBODDY say AXIS OF AWESOME?

[runningoncustard]

"10 points to Hufflepuff!"

"Why did you look at me when you said Hufflepuff?!"

"Because they're shit."

HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS.

[wejamon84]

@runningoncustard

why the hell is a hufflepuff?

[midge1808]

Luvin it-i used to think that the harry potter theme tune was the national anthem. Like if you think we should campaign for it to be! Even though i hate it when people tell you to like things if i get 10 likes ill go around school singing it 50 ill tell teachers and everyone i know, and if it becomes top i'll campaign seriously!

[Kabhaq]

HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS.

[ellma101]

I love it! Can you guys bye chance please come to San Francisco?

[YamahaCruiser0]

''If u're wife is a hoar, 50 points to griffoendor''

[PozStarscream]

Jordan: "He'll stop Global Warming, and all the rape", Benny outraged: "WHAT?!?"...... This makes you think about what Benny does in his spare time........

[Beatlelover21]

What the HELL is a fucking HUFFLEPUFF?!

[PanthereaLeonis]

@Beatlelover21 Hufflepuff is one of the houses at Hogwarts. There are gryffindor (Harry's house), Ravenclaw (Luna and Cho Chang's house), Hufflepuff (Cedric Digory's house) and Slytherine (Draco Malfoy's house).

[Beatlelover21]

@PanthereaLeonis I know what Hufflepuff is. >_> It's a reference to A Very Potter Musical, dear.

[dancergirl250]

@Beatlelover21 hahaha AVPM reference!!!! seriously just made my day!!! thank you so much lolz

[Beatlelover21]

@PanthereaLeonis And you misspelled "Slytherin"

[JakubZahorik]

oh no .... :-)

[rubiksist]

i don't know why, but i just want to do the dumbledore, yet!

[YamahaCruiser0]

''if u're mother is a hoar, 50 points to griffoendor!''

[5dspowerwithin]

7 people are in hufflepuff

[queenandcorgis]

@herrtucker " What the hell's a Hufflepuff?" ;)

[kaiduk0330]

@hamizzle0621 ummm I think you're thinking of a Heffalump...

[seankmcclain]

Was anyone else wondering what the Harry potter reference was in the beginning of the song their first time hearing it? Or am I the only idiot? :)

[hamizzle0621]

its an imaginary animal from whinney the pooh lol dont ask how i know

[PanthereaLeonis]

@hamizzle0621 Hufflepuff is a house at Hogwarts.

[midge1808]

This song is so funny.

[VenusAdela]

This song is incredibly surreal...o.O

[Leslet]

best bit: mention of stephen fry audiotapes!

[butterbeernargle394]

*listening to this whilst taking shots of WKD*

[SoupyGeorge]

@butterbeernargle394 Hahaha a shot of WKD!? Woah go easy there heavy drinker...

[herrtucker]

Hufflepuff's are particulary good finders.

[jerkyhunter]

if harry potter's so good at magic, why doesn't he use it to fix his sight?

[PanthereaLeonis]

@jerkyhunter Because of the danger of casting spells one oneself. He might miss, and besides, I don't think that spell is invented because of the lack of test-subjects.

[d4m4s74]

Nobody noticed benny tried to "open up" Hermione?

[JonesOmnipitent]

Holy crap Harry Potter should cause world peace and give wait....  he's going to take away my weed isn't he ):

[changetheworld1387]

@JonesOmnipitent For the cause of world peace he might do just the opposite. ;D

[derrklavier]

the Stephen Fry audiotapes are AWESOME. and it is definitely NOT weird that I can recite huge passages because I remember the way he reads it...

[egor96]

if your wife is bein' a whore.... FIFTY POINTS TO GRYIFFINDORRR

[beatingheartsbaby16]

GO HUFFLEPUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND!!!!



[MordecaiKhaine]

@beatingheartsbaby16 Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders. What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

[petwoman727]

i don't get this... love the band, but i guess my english isn't good enough to fully understand this song XD

[HungryLionCAT]

@petwoman727 Basically they start out singing about today's problems like teenage drinking, then the one guy says Harry Potter can fix all the problems and they start singing about Harry Potter, but nothing really fits together. Then they inform us about the problem of animals escaping from zoos. Yeah, nothing makes sense, so I don't think there's such a thing as fully understanding the song. The whole thing is just random. Hope I could help! :)

[PanthereaLeonis]

@petwoman727 1. You would probably have to read the entire series of the English Harry Potter books to understand

2. It is a fair bit random, so it ain't your fault, bud.

[Pollewopwop]

hahaha this is great

[JamieRhymer2010]

the best fucking song title EVER!

[BecsCross]

Why are you looking at me when you say Hufflepuff? They're shit.... Hahahah!

[IHeartTheMusic123]

I've read Harry Potter, but my sister hasn't. While listening to this I was cracking up and she was just like, "What?" XD

[Disneychick55]

Jordan, what are doing?

Harry Potter.

Why?

He is the best!!

[JuiiceBoxx17]

Put down that momosa

Wingardium Leviosa

Janie what have you been thinking

Expliarmus teenage drinking

Let Harry Potter kick your habit

So drop that drink just sorting hat it!

ahahahahaha

[kibateo]

hufflepuff they shit.

[freddybob1]

@kibateo you mean, Hufflepuff are the shit

[leagion53]

Rape and snape is just pure genious!

[shauniiixx]

4 people had wifes who gave 50 points to griffindor xD

[DoomzdayDarling]

I really like this! "open the door get on the floor everybody do the dumbeldor!!

[WeasleyBiliusRonald]

Why look at me when you say HufflePuff. They're Shit :|

HAA!

[komamura007]

This is such a hoot!!

[troyisnotondrugs]

Three people didn't do the Dumbledore.

[Bearsca]

This makes so much sense while being completely random at the same time.

[vetdetta]

Gawd, so bad its good :D

[IvyPianoMan]

I FIND this video very amusing.

[oxygenmusic1]

2:59 on his forehead! xD

[Pawndabear]

The guy in the middle. Its Jack Black!! :O

[ThePag09]

Rhyming Rape with Snape. AOA I salute you :)

[icyswordofawesome]

Harry Potter, he's fucking magic!

[OriginalityxGamer]

If your wife is being a whore 50 points to Griffyndor!

[dontscrewtheworld]

Okay, I'll sort it out:

Gryffindor are the stereotypical good guys, Slytherin are the stereotypical bad guys,

Ravenclaw are meant to be geniuses, and Hufflepuff is the rest.

[szeretetesbeke]

@dontscrewtheworld No. Hufflepuffs can always find things.

[FrostLagoon]

@dontscrewtheworld "what the hell's a hufflepuff?"

[jarodamo]

@FrostLagoon "what the hell's a hufflepuff?"

[ShadeyBby97]

@FrostLagoon 46 people are AVPM fans :D

[kairakia]

@dontscrewtheworld  If you're talking to all the people saying "What the hell is a Hufflepuff", you may want to know that it's a quote from A Very Potter Musical. We do know the four houses. We're just being nerdy. =)

[dontscrewtheworld]

@kairakia actually, i didn't see any of that.

[TheManorexic]

Is Jordan wearing a Thundercats shirt? XD

[mezzki1]

does anyone know where the lyrics are for this song?

[sevento7]

wie coldmirror sagte: Unwichtige Nebencharaktere und Statisten kommen immer nach Hufflepuff.

[Syfypineapple]

Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are like the nothing houses they're almost never mentioned.... Us Griffyndors are the best and u kno it!!!!!!

[soasertsus]

@Syfypineapple Ravenclaw is the best!

[19Jesper93]

1:47 - 1:52 Omg ! xD

[pingtv]

Why you look at me when you say hufflepuff? the shit?

[juzzylime94]

Nice starkid quoting commernters

[mezzki1]

GOD I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!

[ubertekee]

I FIND this very amusing. But then again, it's Axis of Awesome, so I guess I shouldn't FIND that surprising, eh?

[emilyhyang]

I love how Jordan pronounces it "Harry Potta".

[ShredLikeYouMeanIt1]

thumbs up if you think they should have this as the credit song for the deathly hallows pt 2 xD

[iTeruri]

A qoute from the song used to discribe the people who dislike the video.

[SecretAgent500]

'Choose the boy who lived with a lightening bolt!...on his forehead!'

[LukaNBGD]

"If your wife is being a whore, 50 points to Griffyndor" hhahahah Awesome stuff!

[RobScrambler436]

2 people are Death Eaters

[emilyhyang]

@RobScrambler436 2 people are drunk, careless Death Eater zookeepers

[RobScrambler436]

Jordan, What are you doing?

Harry Potter.

Why?

He is the best.

[rowaneenabean]

Well I FIND this to be quite insulting to the Hufflepuff house and I'll have you know that we Hufflepuffs are very good FINDERS.

[kassieanne9]

Harry Potter can fix everything! XDD

[butterflyinwinter]

Hufflepuff isn't shit. I mean, I'm a Ravenclaw and everything, but come on, all of the nice guys are Hufflepuff. Tell me one not nice guy in Hufflepuff.

[misscutiepie1237]

@butterflyinwinter Zacharias Smith. Need I say more.

[ferkle94]

Choose the boy who lived with the lightning bolt!

(on his forehead)

[habnlab]

2 people have no sense of humor and/or don't appreciate crazy-good rhyming!

[BennyBoyZinz]

Very potter-gasm

[EleganceTheGamer]

If your wife is being a whore

50 points to Griffyndor

Hahaha, i love you AoA

[ikkedefatte]

go axis of awesome :D

[citrusgod]

fat guy looks like kung fu panda

[1979darthvader]

Everybody do the Dumbledore!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[honorabl3]

This is my bros YouTube channel :P

[MystiZenCat]

Two people had the HARDEST time FINDING this video. :D

[Hartiism]

Harry didn't stop Snape. :')

[HattiIsTheNewThing]

I FIND this hilarious.

[baloothedrummer]

damn great song =)

[baloothedrummer]

someone has the lyrics of this?

[MaxCfood]

@baloothedrummer A link to the lyrics has been added in the description.

[tdifreak316]

two people cant do the dumbledore

[AwesomeChannelTV]

Wing gardiam levioser

[DyllPickle12]

only harry potter thing funnier than this is wizard people, dear reader.

[hessrockman]

I don't know about you, but at 2:43 i did the dumbledore lol

[MaxCfood]

@hessrockman I'm glad that I wasn't the only one!

[Willw931]

"If your wife is being a whore, fifty points to gryfindor" haha :D

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

I have just had an nerdgasm.

[SNICKERFACED]

@NaturalLeech they know, they were quoting A Very Potter Musical.

[MyBalletSOLO]

Yeah, I love the audio book by Stephen fry!

[swedishmikafan]

they're acting like they're brothers, I LOVE IT! :'D

[AlexandHayleeable]

backing out draco? 10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

[mushitsme]

DRACO COWARD, 10 points from Gryyfindor :)

<3

[joeyj187]

Alohamora Hermione Granger.... fucking lol.

[JedNewton]

two people couldn't do the Dumbledore....

[DigitalTransfer]

But really, Harry didn't stop Snape. In truth, every time he tried to, all he ever did was fail to stop people from saving the day.

[GingerninjaLIAMvids]

Why did you look at me when you say hufflepuff there shit

[InsaneChalky]

Hahahahhahahhahahaha

[truechibirainbow]

ev'rybody do tha DUMBLEDORE!

these guys rule! haha!

[HunniBee23]

I FIND it very amusing how AVPM fans have totally taken over the comments!! :)

[xxBeffiiexx]

now lets all do the dumbledoor.

[TheContentsPage]

If your wife is being a whore, 50 points to Griffindor!

Best Lyrics ever...

[br0kenshe]

OMG ! He'll stop hunger, put an end to pollution, Harry Potter is the ultimate solution :D

[Mohair2012]

Quidditch commentary = baseball commentary from Paradise By the Dashboard Light

<3

[zevadrows]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[BecNoir]

....Hufflepuff is so hated by the world :(

[iMAKEvids56]

@wackojacko120120 "put down that mimosa...wingardium leviosa" (champagne and orange juice)

[wackojacko120120]

Wats the line? 'put down that .... Wingardium leviosa

[BaronVonBBQSauce81]

What is Benny holding in this picture?

[JoneS10919]

@BaronVonBBQSauce81 a keyboard?

[BaronVonBBQSauce81]

@JoneS10919

Probably

[craigadee]

awesome...

[SnapAtMeJasper]

Lol, hufflepuff is the fail house

[Beloved090]

Screw doing the Dumbldoor I wanna do the Snape lol

[Bearsca]

"Why do you look at me when you say Hufflepuff?" "They're shit!" xD not true though

[aveon24]

screw dumbledore, im gonna do the hermoine ;D

[Darcie23Louise]

Harry Potter will stop rape!

[johnnyhopper05]

"if your wife is being a whore, 50 points to Gryfindor!" haha

[dabyd666]

wait wait! "if you're wife is a whore, 50pts for gryffindor"? O.o

[adamski148]

'What are you doing?'

'Harry Potter'

'Why?'

'He is the best.'

Truth.

[sarahnicole32]

Hufflepuff isn't shit! They're just particularly good finders

[mindstormmaster]

@sarahnicole32 What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

[redtruckpicture]

@sarahnicole32 : True. But they can be total spares sometimes.

[anotherweasley1]

@redtruckpicture Kill the spares!

[Haavard993]

@sarahnicole32 I FIND this most disturbing ...

[Blakter19]

@sarahnicole32 WTF is a Hufflepuff?

[mushitsme]

@sarahnicole32 YOU'VE MADE MY LIFE <3

[wiccan2509]

@sarahnicole32 FIND!!!

[contempgirl]

@sarahnicole32 What the hell is a Hufflepuff?!

[miekka968]

@sarahnicole32

what the H*LL is a Hufflepuff?

Hufflepuff's are particulary good finders, sir

[jumerry]

@sarahnicole32 Yay starkids ! I always love to FIND one of us on a random video somewhere ^^

[sarahnicole32]

@jumerry We're everywhere, the world just doesn't know it... Yet ;)

[EVHargreaves]

@jumerry @sarahnicole32 Yeahhh, we turn up all over the place. :D

[kutegurl67]

@sarahnicole32 What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

*shrugs and sits down*

[ImUnattractive]

@kutegurl67 You're an idiot.