Monologue: Web Videos!

[UniqueVanessaB]

Awn! i felt bad for the older couple :(

[XxAirborneLuvItxX]

@BboyKiDice it was posted like a year ago and u find out now and make a fake comment about u owning it? Get a life.

[BboyKiDice]

Ellen please give me credit for the video in the description.. the break dance kid video is mine and not you or youre people hit me up to say you were gonna use it. just link in the description that the last video belongs to bboykidice and we cool AIGHT

[4ThHokage4ever]

"You're going to destroy your body before you get up to one of those little Asian's level!"

[AmericanPeaches13]

LMAO!! Omg!!!

[keleic]

what mean mom in the last video! lol

[ritsukachoo]

that mom in the last one is awesome.

[mimijema]

the old couple in the beginning was just so cute! hach so lovely! think old couple are so sweet, they did so much together!

[MsShanibieber]

"ur gonna break your body before u get up to the asian level"

"that wasnt very polite" hahahhahahhahhahah

[SuperXxHeartsxX]

Gotta love that mumma bearr!

[datamann10]

Powned by grandma!!!!!!!!!

[whitefang938]

Momma sounded like a Simon Cowell! Haha x)

[NikkyShay]

why is the old man holding a cake??

[UrGFsTaco]

@NikkyShay birthday maybe?

[killerzombie163]

@NikkyShay It was his birthday and they wanted to take a picture but ended up recording themselves. Its actually a 4 part video if i remember correctly. pretty funny though.

[TheAllBlackMan]

Businessman: You're going the wrong way.

Cyclist: Yeah, and you're not using the crosswalk.

Before you take the sliver out of your friend's eye, take the log out of your own first.

[iluvchoclate001]

@TheAllBlackMan i know that saying :)

[katielovescameron01]

that would so be me

[TheSame129]

She looks so hot on this. Damn Ellen I love you more and more every day thank you for being there.

[Gammodore]

What an awful mom to say that!

[mbchenny10]

"....this ankle is totally swollen, so you know what? HAVE A CLUE! Stop! You're not gonna be that great break dancer that you think you are! It's not gonna work! You're good...but you're gonna destroy your body before you get up to one of those Asians level..."

-Alex's mom, hilarious!!!

[dntforgthis]

SWAG something we asians got

[madagascar202]

"yeah and your not using a cross walk" made my day.

[Lightning1017]

Haha little Asians level

[littlebunnyfufu22]

poor guy

[tiko184]

What's the break dancing video called???

[WEAREANIMALS]

LMAO "those little asians' level" o m g that mom is str8 up.

[TopTiikzMG]

awwwww

[pegasus1254]

That couple is just adorable.

[rbnhoodgrl]

"ur not going the right way" "and ur not using a crosswalk" "huh good point"

[marskeins]

Little asians level!hahahaha

[shemo1981]

that breakdancer was hilarious....love you ellen....you always bring the most amazing videos

[dieu890]

Lol kinda felt bad for the couple?

[mikee1197]

"Those little asians level" LOL!

[taimailing]

HHHHAAAAAHHAA I'm a little Asian :)

[katyyybella]

grandma and grandpa are so cute ! 

[weatherdown]

i spit my water out on the break dancing video with the asian comment.. :P

[LilJuli05]

LOL for the breakdancer, i like saw it before she air'd this! I feel special hahhaha

[BenLVanDinther]

I was laughing my head off in all these hilarious videos. I felt a little sad for the man crossing the street.

[crazyYELLOWpuppy]

I think your going the wrong way ya and your cross wlking

Your right !

(what a nice man)

[anaw1188]

Hey, at least that couple tries! my mother is younger and she wont even touch a computer!!

[anaw1188]

Hey, at least that couple tries! my mother is younger and she wont even touch a computer!!

[starstruckluv]

that break dancer is soo close tho!

[bella3718122]

LOL the "Carry on" Made me laugh

[Mileneum69]

lmao @ "the little asians level"

[imahugebelieber]

i love that old mans smile haha

[jadorebeauty13]

lol those old people are so cute!

[kissbro]

ASIANS people got SWAG

[v13tb4by]

LMAO u will nvr get to an azns level ^-^

[thezoemil]

The old couple remind me of Raymond's parents from 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Don't you think so? LOL

[MiSsDeViLiShCaT]

"Did you hear a click NOW? EHH?" so cute LMFAO!

[brasiliangirl81]

so u think u can dance?!?

[TheNosi87]

Omg the old couple. I laughed so hard lol

[SashaaIsabelle]

Atleast the guy admit he's wrong! Haha

[SashaaIsabelle]

DID YOU HEAR A CLICK NOWWWW?

[PeterPaezC]

those videos are so old.

[abcgicanCurpanties]

2:59 ha what a supporting parent

[CHOCOLATELOVERnot]

-BANG- “You alright?” “Yeah, you’re going the wrong way.” “You’re not using the crosswalk.” “Yeah, you’re right.”

[BlueEyedBabe03]

The second one made me laugh so hard!

"Yeah, you're not using a crosswalk." Just TORCHED that pedestrian. xD

[peypeyneekin]

@BlueEyedBabe03 i know!! how is the pedestrian so calm about that i wouldve been flipping shit

[katkowalski314]

that old dude never blinks

[johnlinshu8L]

Those little asians level LMAO.

[Jessemchumba]

<3

[kevintheagle]

i laughed so hard.

[LadyMyara]

I love that old couple!!! sooooooo sweet!!!

[13daniella13]

'i think you're cycling the wrong way' 'yeah? well i think you're not using the cross walk' BOOM!

[cocokiki15]

I dont hear a click xxxx

[123lovedemilovato]

the old man was cute !! :D :D

[dontforgetlaura]

Haha that third video was hilariousss!

[Athbi1992]

BAAAAAM 1:34 :P

[Athbi1992]

BAAAAAM 1:34 :P



[12themall]

the breakdancer who was bad back then, is amazing now lol :p that video was recorded in like 2006

[farre500]

HAHA ASIEN LEVEL

[farre500]

HAHAHA !!

[lgarrigos97]

I felt so bad for the guy who got knocked over by the bike! If it was me I would have been really mad at the biker and he was just so polite to him!

[AbbySterry]

@lgarrigos97 What did he say to him after the guy said he was going the wrong way?

[Elizzaaabetthh]

@AbbySterry your not using the crosswalk (were pedestrians walk)

[lgarrigos97]

@AbbySterry he said 'yeah, and you're not using a crossing walk'

[AbbySterry]

@lgarrigos97 Ah thank you :)

[gyqz]

'the little Asians level' I really don't know if this is insulting or not...LOL

[kakiku36]

did u hear a click??? Noooo...lol~

[amunoir]

306 yo!

[amunoir]

cutest old couple. i just want to hug them!!!!!!!

[BeyonceFanForever3]

305 watcher

[YStarRecords]

291 watcher xd



[TheDxdaviddx]

60 watcher



[CelciaCe]

there is NOTHING like youre own mothers disapproval of what you are doing! :(

[Chloe8513]

hahahahhah i love ellen! the second video is absolutely hilarious to me.

[24ThatsBlackMamba]

10th

[pablodela41]

i dont know why but.... 9th

[heleneANDelise]

7th?!?!?!

[24ThatsBlackMamba]

@heleneANDelise 8th 

[heleneANDelise]

@24ThatsBlackMamba well I was...then someone posted before me....roll with it, it's how it goes on the internet troll.

[24ThatsBlackMamba]

@heleneANDelise wo wo wo calm down there no need to get mad :)

[24ThatsBlackMamba]

6th :)

[CelciaCe]

genious!!!



[lolrobin]

Your face!

[Johalo69]

third



[Tyson909]

Last.

[10Irem10]

Cool

[B0rn2c0nFused]

1st? :D