Plastic bag of death!! :O

[M3TALFLY]

HAHAHAHAHA

[dazzelya]

I had a big ass block of Styrofoam attack me on the road yesterday. It just missed me (I'm a ninja) and the car behind me bumped it off the road. :)

[slipknotmetalhead13]

i am the 5,000 viewer YAY

[woodenchairs]

@slipknotmetalhead13 wow, had no idea this vid had that many views lolz glad 2 know people still watch the older vids too so thanks for commenting and letting me know. =D

[op3fraction]

dude i live in wisconsin were you visiting or do you leave here?

[woodenchairs]

@op3fraction i live there

[model876]

wanna include any other numbers in the credits? :P

[woodenchairs]

@model876 any other numbers in the credits? Wanna include some sense in ur comments? ;P If ur talking about 2 = too or too thats hardly used and a common abreviation in text. The 1's are actually in vanflys name for real on both the front and end so only the 2 which = the word to or too is used in the credits and thats hardly that many numbers

[6FretsUnder]

I had a ZZR1400 ride up the path (Despite police being on the scene) to check over me and my newly decked CB600F.. Fellow bikers that stop to help are amazing..

Thank you ZZR1400 Rider :)

[woodenchairs]

@6FretsUnder thats cool. I stopped for a harley guy the other day. He wasnt having trouble, just deciding which way to go, but he was happy i stopped to see if he was alright =)

[buminyaface]

brownie joke was fucking legendary

[krunkmike369]

haha "woooo smells like poopy"

[givuhcky22]

all this time, i hear about you and see you on other vlogger vids but i never actually see your vids. so far im liking this one. the sarcasm at 1:02 is hilarious. COOL.... thats AWESOME. hah

[woodenchairs]

Well thanks man. Very glad u found me and liked the vid. :D

haha sarcasm is something i do a lot but most people hate it because i use it on them. :P Most people like the end of this vid with my usual randomness about the plastic bag and poop smell. lol I like this vid personally because its the first time i really mention my best friend and fellow vlogger 1vanflyheight1 :D

[omgtehanders]

I personally am glad there's no smell-o-vision because i'm quite fine having you smell the poop while i enjoy the scenery and the vid. :P

[woodenchairs]

lol It was def bad that day haha

[spikonaleash]

LOOK OUT THERES A KILLER BAG haha awesome dude ride safe man

[woodenchairs]

Thanks for the comment. Glad you liked it (:

[specnoodle]

Nice videos man =]

what camera do you use?

[woodenchairs]

Thanks noodle. Glad 2 hear you liked them. (:

I use the Sony cybershot T77 (steelhorseclub uses it too and 8cuttlefish8 uses the T55) i cant say im completely happy with it tho. It has trouble focusing sometimes and the worst part is that it stops recording every 10 mins. So you have to hit the button to start recording again. No prob when youre holding it in your hand but a real pain if youre riding.

[specnoodle]

oh thanks man =]  keep riding

[bratta5150]

dude from 3:20 on i was rollin ! should have a warning flash as to not eat or drink anything after 3:20 you are funny as hell lol

[woodenchairs]

lol Thanks bratta. Very glad you liked the vid and i totally appreciate the compliment too. Very awesome to hear you gotta good laugh. Thanks for commenting :D

[dkaiii]

lol

[extreeeeeemist]

dude i had a plastic bag stick to the front of my helmet doing a hundred... the thing was i saw it like a half mile ahead about 100 ft in the air and had forgotten about it until everything went yellow but i didnt wreck from it... it scared the shit outta me though

[woodenchairs]

lol wow you actually did get attacked by one. Gotta be careful cuz theyre out to get us. (;

[CarRamrod224]

Smell-o-vision eh? Thanks for wanting to share the stank with us.

[woodenchairs]

lol no prob. Im always wanting to share with others ;P

[JayNorris666]

Cool vids, you should make a video of a plastic bag, fill it with lots of awesome punns!

[ironjoker420]

lol

[MrBskt10]

dude, your pun's are awesome lmao xDD

[woodenchairs]

lol thanks man. Most of my friends hate them because they hear them all the time. :D

[MrBskt10]

lmao I can't get enough of them. I've heard the CAN-D one, the BROWN-E, the TANK TOP, and the GOOD IN THE HOOD one. lol they're great!

[woodenchairs]

lol well thanks man. Thats cool of you to say and i appreciate you watching all of those and taking the time to comment. :D

Should be a new pun coming up soon since i did one while i was with rebel and zmagic that i caught on vid. (:

[MrBskt10]

Oh, that's great. >.> lol jk. And awesome! Next time you come down here I will hopefully have my bike, so me, you, reb, and z can all go riding! and do a quad vlog! reb would be stoked about that lol and np!

[gobbledegook12]

Shame you can't filter, still at least the weather's good. Nothing worse than not being able to filter and it's raining buckets.

I keep trying to find 7th gear - not found it yet.

[woodenchairs]

Ya sometimes i wish we could filter but, on the other hand, the drivers here are so bad we'd be getting hit trying to do it all the time if we could. (;

[GSxxxRGirl]

"Brown 'E'" ROTFLOL

That had me on the ground laughing.

=)

"Because it's so fuckin hot now because I've been sittin here in traffic for ten years!" Sounds like me : )

CRAP!!!! That bag SO almost got you! lol

It would be WAY funny if they made yellow signs that had a pic of an EMPTY plastic bag that said 'Caution'. lol

"Smells like poopie!" Another one that had me on the floor laughing.

[woodenchairs]

lol thanks! Def appreciate the comment and glad you enjoyed the vid. Always makes me happy if i can make someone laugh or even smile. :D

Im on a road trip so sorry my response was so slow.

[3dmagix]

Keep up the good work !

[WeAre138rocks]

Is that Stillwater? Very cool! I was just up there last weekend on my bike.

I've only got about 400 miles seat time, but I would love to ride with you someday!

[woodenchairs]

It sure is. :D

No worries on the seat time man. I ride slow and i dont screw around. Im always happy to make new friends too so ya. Hit me up and we can meet. Im about to take off on my bike bike trip down to AZ on sunday but either before then or after is cool. Im even up for meeting somewhere to grab some food, taco bell prefered lol, in a car. Its all good. Just lemmie know man. (:

[svengalie]

Filtering not allowed? I'd have to do it anyway, sitting in traffic would kill me.

[woodenchairs]

Every once in a while i do get away with it but its an easy ticket if an officer sees it. Course if you saw how most idiots drive here.....its definitely risky doing it because a lot of people dont pay attention.

[geesisfreak]

To the untrained eye this may appear as a run of the mill plastic bag attack, but to the experienced observer, that knows plastic bags are not intelligent enough to use stealth like this, it is obviously a plasticon bag drone. Plasticons like to go after bikers with 500cc and higher bikes as they know they are less manuverable and the riders larger heads make them more wind resistant. lol. Seriously you are one of the most entertaining guys doing this. Keep it up!

[woodenchairs]

LOL I dunno man. I think the plastic bag population has tried to let us think they are safe and unintelligent all these years until the time was right to strike back. :P

Thanks for the funny comment and especially the kind words. I really appreciate such a big compliment. Thanks! :D

[zgoalie32]

HAHA I have a 7th gear too cause I always try to shift up when im in 6th

[woodenchairs]

lol that makes me feel better. At least im not the only one. (:

[TonikTrip]

ya im just saving up atm gonna be a month or so

[TonikTrip]

4 sure man. i am buying a bike in couple months saving up/ shopping around right now

[woodenchairs]

If you need any help lemmie know. I know a lot of places to go for bikes and also an excellent place that sells nothing but gear and accessories. We could meet up and go anytime.

[TonikTrip]

i go on that brige all the time in stillwater :P

[woodenchairs]

lol thats awesome! We should def talk cuz i dont have any bike friends in the area. I havent lived here long and itd be cool as hell to have a friend into bikes! :D

[SikGix55]

brown-e...wow...lol

[woodenchairs]

lol I know, i know, im retarded. I admit it. (:

[downshift83]

yay!!! smells like poopie

[woodenchairs]

lol it did man. It was that really strong wet smelling stuff too. :X

[8cuttlefish8]

LOL! "brown E" that was classic dude. Yep, helping fellow motorcyclists is whats its all about. Wow that was a close call with that plastic bag, u got lucky kid.

[woodenchairs]

Thanks man. :D

lol Yeah those bags are out to get us. It hid and waited for me to come by and then attacked. (;

[rebelyell91]

"OMG IT'S A KILLER BAG!"

LOl amazing.

Laughed my ass off man. :P

[woodenchairs]

I always look forward to your comments.

[rebelyell91]

I do what I can Lol

[BwA07]

lol could you imagine, sueing.... say the bag was from a shopping store

"IM SUEING YOU FOR TOTALING MY BIKE!!!"

sir, how did we total your bike?

"YOUR DAMN BAGS ARE ****ING EVERYWHERE, RAPING *H!T!

lol, glad your okay! haha

[raysboatworks]

heyhey, i was riding with a buddy one fine day. we were pulling up to a red light, the wind blew a small plastic sign across the road into the path of his front tire while he was braking. his front tire came right out from under him, bike hit the ground, damaged bodywork, put a hole in the stator cover, leaked oil everywhere. had to bring it home in the back of my truck. the bike was a clean 03 hayabusa. moral to the story: watch out for flying plastic objects!!!

[woodenchairs]

Wow, thats crazy but i can see how under braking that could happen on that slippery surface.

[pynkdolly]

LOL brown E... do you think long about these, or do they just come to you?

[woodenchairs]

lol Youd be surprised how fast they come to me. (:

[steelhorseclub]

Fairies and poopy. Another typical woodenchairs vid. lol jk. seriously tho great video.

[woodenchairs]

lol Thanks man

[Itsreload]

I had a plastic bag encounter once. I thought It missed me. Then I heard this plastic in the wind sound. I look down and it melted against my pipe!

[woodenchairs]

See, i told a couple people above in comments, those things are after us!! Forget sharks, snakes, lions, etc. What the heck is being done to protext us all from the evil plastic bags of death out there?

Was that to over the top? :P

[woodenchairs]

I tried hard not to make this pun but i just gotta do it!

So reload, were you riding in scotland at the time that bag melted on your pipe? Cuz that would make it a BAGPIPE :P :P :P

[rolpal619]

i hate those damn plastic bag or paper on the road way..wisconsin.. been there..done that..milking cow..yes i have...lol

[woodenchairs]

He musta been NUTS to cross in front of you. :P <-----bad pun alert

[zeocen]

Strangest thing to come out and attack me was a random CD just rolling along the road.. I don't even know how it started rolling, it was just crossing the road... rolling.

[woodenchairs]

Maybe it was a greatest hits CD! LOL Get it? It wanted to be hit,,,,,,,greatest hits....ok, im retarded. (:

[EdgeyForSure]

lmao the wierdest thing i got hit with was a door handle whilst riding along... fell off the back of a truch... hurt like hell :O

[woodenchairs]

lol a door handle is almost as odd as billmaas half eaten bag of peanuts of the mattress laying in the road he almost hit

[billmaa]

There wasn't an "almost" moment with me in the mattress..I hit it =)...I "almost" hit a moose once though..I think would be typing this with my mouth had that followed thru..

[woodenchairs]

So you're saying it was a near MOOSE? Or you just barely MOOSEd him?

Or perhapes he was playing cat and MOOSE with you?

Or that if you hit him youd really be MOOSEd up?

Or a hit like that woulda left one hella MOOSE on the road?

Should i stop now? *runs* :P :P

[billmaa]

If I didn't like your videos, I would say you need to put down like broken legged horse....as I'm typing this, this video had 592 views...that is awesome and hilarious at the same time...I think we're fooling people into thinking we're real vloggers

[woodenchairs]

lol i must admit that im surprised that ive come anywhere near this many subs but i think its pretty cool too because, as corney as this might sound, it makes me feel good if i can bring even just a smile to someones face from these vids. Theres so much crap in life and its awesome to me if i can make someone forget about all that for even a sec of time from some retarded thing i did or said. Corney but it is truely how i feel. (:

[BusasaurusRex]

Thanks for the mention! I'm glad he stopped to help. As bad as it was for him, it was worse for the other guy. And watch out for those killer bags!

[woodenchairs]

No problem sir. I said more about your vid and added to the idea of it as i went on but the wind was bad that day and it really got into the helmet somehow and made the audio not so good so i had to cut it. ):

[1VanFlyheight1]

Hey man, thanks for the vid ... means a lot!! I wish if I ever had a crash someone would stop and help me out just like I did for that guy ... like you said in the video us motorcyclist need to stick together and help one another out .... its a brotherhood.

Killer bag!! Now that was good haha :D

[woodenchairs]

No prob sir. You really did a good thing there and id sure want someone there for me too. I actually had said more but that wind started to really F up my audio. ): Dunno why but it did.

Ya those plastic bags of death are crafty and out to get us. Beware :p lol

[ashf00t]

hehe killer bag...you a funny dood :D

[woodenchairs]

lol or im just retarded which seems more likely. (:

[KTMsmurf]

KILLER BAG!! Watch out! LOL

You crack me up!

I saw Vans vid and the sound of his voice really told the story it self.. no fun to see a fellow rider down with injuries :(

[woodenchairs]

I agree. His voice sounded so bad that it really was scareier than the story itself.

Just retelling it in this vid i can hear my voice change too because it effected me so much. I think my brain was really trying to get off the subject and thats why i shot this in a really nice location and threw in some retarded moments from a different vlog that failed. I had more to say but that wind messed up my audio. ):

[lilloo31]

The plastic bag thing is funny cuz i almost seen 2 people wreck cuz of one, the first he was worried and tried to swerve around it and almost went down, and the other it wrapped up in his front wheel and he paniced and almost lost it... i was like come on man its plastic it will rip it is not going to bring your bike to a screaching stop,lol...

[woodenchairs]

lol wow thats crazy. I could see it getting wrapped up in the chain and being a real pain to pull out but certainly not something thats a danger. The poop smell scared me a lot more cuz it was intense :p

[sekhmet1098]

At least it was only a plastic bag, and not a tea bag or bag of peanuts...

[ZMagic97]

Or a bag of concrete mix..

[woodenchairs]

Or a bed in the road off the back of a truck (;

[aearyes]

Yet another awesome video!

[woodenchairs]

Thank you very much. Originally it had more content but, as you might of noticed, that wind was getting louder and louder and it ended up really sounding bad and i dont know why that happened because it never has before. Musta just hit the helmet right i guess

[aearyes]

Just went and watched some of onefly's videos. Really awesome vlogger. Thanks for the reference!

[woodenchairs]

Awesome man. Glad you found him thro me because thats what i do my paradys for. An excellent new guy is 8cuttlefish8. I favorited his vid on uni cycle vlogging which was pretty funny but all his vlogs are great too. Tell him i sent ya if you check him out :D i think youll like him and i plan to give him a shout out this weekend (:

[1VanFlyheight1]

I'd use the word "awesome" lighty lol

Glad you found me through the mighty Woodenchairs haha

Put it on the board and call it a championship!!

[Nk155]

you were almost bagged!!!

[woodenchairs]

lol SWEET! You did a pun. Thats awesome! Thanks for that. Now my friends fears of me making others do bad puns has come true :D

[fastride852000]

ahhh  the evil plastic bag...a likely foe

[woodenchairs]

Very crafty too. Did you see how he hid on the side of the road and waited for me to come by? He was quiet and patient in his attack too. Very dangerous.

[billmaa]

I would've peed myself had been a TB bag..

[woodenchairs]

TB bags are not hostle tho :P

[billmaa]

But they do carry "BFS" or Bean Fart Syndrome...just you watch my friend..when Fox news hears of this..people totally forget West Nile, SARS or Swine flu...it'll be the new fashionable way to get sick..

[woodenchairs]

TB bags arent hostle tho :P

[woodenchairs]

BUT a taco bell bag would never attack me. :P

[ZMagic97]

Great points

Also, this reminded me of my bag moment :)

[woodenchairs]

Thats awesome, we've shared a bag moment. lol

[ZMagic97]

WOOOO!!! :)

[Truo621]

Haha you have plastic bags, I have huge tumble weeds flying at me :D

Lol hmmm guess where I am.

[woodenchairs]

Ya know whats funny? Ive never seen an actual tumble weed in person. Ive seen them on movies but never a "live" one. If we had them here i think id keep one as a pet :p

[Truo621]

Hahaha!

They would make excellent pets, you don't have to feed them, water them, or walk them! XD

[woodenchairs]

AND theres no poo to clean up after them. :p

[highspeeddrifto]

lol brown... E... loved it

[woodenchairs]

lol my friends here said i was retarded for that :D