Detroit Mayor Sex Text

[Riiajanelle]

lol i love the "haha" it should be "lol" tho haha

[theBSGfromtheD]

I have never seen someone type in ebonics until now

[unused435]

damn daz bullshizzy if he wants to get down wit a lady wtf is up wit dee stupid muddafukkin wyte peepz crap gotta air durty bizzy all on internet like a punk ass bich :(

[Ladiespetmansthreat]

HELL YEAH LMAOOO

[tehpando]

HELL YEAH.

[SouthshoreVice]

HELL YEAH

[CrazyT313]

Hell Yeah. Walk in. Huel made that sound cool and smooth as hell.

[mikemihalis9]

LOL = hAhA!

[GodBlessTonyDanza]

Huel Perkins makes this so hot.

Hell Yeah.

[nicolae216a]

HELL YEAH!!!



[realguy420]

Haha guys fuck women, so the fuck what. Politicians should be allowed to fuck who ever they want as long as they quit fucking up the economy.

[gta747]

HA! HA!

[GenerationXIX]

LOL, well i mean HAHA

[sigint91]

This is why I want to go back to nashville. The guy still dont want to give it up.

[umbrellasforsnow]

HELL YEAH

[Sash5034]

Hahaha. How did people even elect this idiot? The fact that he is called the hip hop mayor is lame enough

[tukjunday]

Stupid Mo Fo

[markdistance1]

Huel Perkins. DAS MA NIGGA!

[313incredible]

Huel Perkins is HILARIOUS for reading these messages like that

[TheSwaggaKing1]

LOL!

[xray429]

dat nigga a savage

[napyfro]

Damn! Ain't this some shit. This man gettin' him a piece of ass on the side ain't no bodys business but his own. If it ain't affecting his job performance let the mutha fuka go. A man needs two or three women to keep him happy anyway. HaHa!

[disciplinemisanthrop]

He was a horrible mayor. Retard.

[malumalumalu]

what an awkward reading. Especially the 'haha' parts

[whinnerboy]

Kawame is one stupid piece of shit. A loser piece of shit.

[tenbudlights4me]

Thanks for taking my call Doug, Gator. First time caller! ... HELL YEAHH!!! I made "HELL YEAH" the noise when my phone gets a text.

[kdnw2310]

Hey long time listener first time caller.........Hell Yeah

[ekocentric]

Culture is rampant tonight.

[jessiesmilez]

xD i was laughing so hard at the LOL's and i expected him to say "lol" or "Laugh out loud" but instead i hear "HAHA" xDD couldnt stop laughing

[hashlines]

HEEYYLLLL YEAH

[Dankneegrow]

just had to hit dat huh?....................lol

[frankendrums]

i laughed real good at the LOL's

[yaajmane]

i lol'd when "LOL" came up.

[PKSAgrl621]

-sigh- welcome to detroit...

[daigobrad]

Huel "Hell Yeah" Perkins... how in the fuck was he voted Detroit's Sexiest TV Personality last year?

[turtleman196]

I love how when "LOL" shows up the guy is like "HAHA!"

[waIIflower]

"Helllll yeaaahhhh."

[aSilentArt]

wow there is no privacy in this world get a fuckin life..

[101HOTTIE103]

He's the mayor and he has a wife....

[XxdavidbeckerxX]

*spoiler Alert*

ha ha 3 words ha ha 4 words damn hell ya 3 words ha.

[nickinstream]

Hell yea!! Huel Perkins is such a funny anchor, a classic phrase in Detroit now!

[iluvpeachforever1234]

and we give a shit about this why?

[paigebeeX02]

because it is disgusting and it was utter betrayal to Mrs. Kilpatrick, his children, and the city of Detroit. Use your brain dumbass.

[iluvpeachforever1234]

great! and if you become famous,and get the chicken pox,we will all know and go crazy and die,because apperently we all need to know about something that happens everyday to you than people that are apperently less emportant than you

[xxhowisuxx]

Hell yea.

[Kristinaheartsu]

Huel Perkins ftw

[atlaschooty]

LOL = ha ha....

why do they pull up personal stuff of some one , if my text messages were read man i'' kill that person...

[Rainedae1001]

wow he cant just say lol he was like

"HAHA blahblahblahblah HAHA"

[WillyWill76]

QUIT HAATING...THEY ARE ADULTS.....

[pete275]

HA-HA!

[cellblockearth]

Our city is so tough, even our mayor is in prison. Listen at 0:51 when Huel says "Hell yea!"

[LegendKillerJosh]

Yeah...That "Hell Yeah" is what Carsh and Anderson from 97.1 the ticket play for their first time callers - absolute classic

[supahotness5]

thats funny. the reporter guy was getting in to it and said lol as haha. lol, i mean, haha

[chickenpriedpish]

huel perkins! I remember watching this on tv last year, haha.

[Hulsie]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

[donscrizz]

Love the way the news guy is reading the text messages. He sounding like he is trying to be sexy. Pretty funny stuff. I can't stop laughing.

[thstateofthearts]

LMAO

[PresidentBagel]

Somehow I'm under the impression that their relationship is a little more than just platonic.

[8H2324]

HA HA!!

[log140]

thought this sms stuff is supposed to be secret in usa...!!! f... the damn bustards who made these sms public!!

[geetus77]

My game is off. ha ha.

That's pretty hilarious. ha ha.

[VORACIOUSVIK]

21/f/single  hiiiii boys a

[taddspaulding]

hell yeah

[Tyreall101]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[wmichswingers]

Damn, Kwame a pimp!

[steven2be2003]

fuk this dumbass nigga who fucked up his career for some pussy and trying to be slick with money...But you gotta love how this guy reads the messages..HAHA..LMAO....

[Doggnuttsb4u]

FUCK YOU MICHIGAN DA HOUSE NIGGA ASS OREO COOKIE ASS BITCH SELLOUT YASSIR BOSSIN ASS BITCH FUCK YOU you hoe ass sellin out to the white man white in the inside ass bitch fuck you

[UltraPOPDJ]

Just because he screwed EVERYONE, well, the citizens of Detroit out of public funds does NOT make him a "sell out". From what I have seen, he is nowhere near being a sell out. You call his scandals against his own race, I do not think so! At the same time he does deserve be called a "bitch".

[mrtyroneb]

Two words...how sad! Ok, just a few more words..lol Although this whole fiasco could have been avoided had Mr Kilpatrick been honest and forthright, he brought this on himself! That isn't to say that I am not deeply and profoundly saddened by such an ungraceful fall of a brilliant and smart man, because I am! Much prayer is needed which that is what I will be doing. I encourage you to do the same.

[Doggnuttsb4u]

well see if the white racist double standard mf's come down on the federal government employees who WERE ACTUALLY FUCKING AND SMOKING WEED WITH BIG OIL OFFICIALS so far the DA HAS DECLINED TO PROSECUTE FEEL ME NOW YOU TELL ME -whats the difference EMAILS or FUCKING AND SMOKING WEED WITH BIG MONEY OIL EXECS some accusations of NOT COLLECTING PROPER FEES -AND THE MF DA STILL REFUSES TO PROSECUTE- GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[mrtyroneb]

Huh?

[Doggnuttsb4u]

DEPT OF INTERIOR just came out on YOU TUBE ABOUT 10 HOURS AGO yeah US GOVT AND BIG OIL FUCKIN SUCKIN SMOKIN CRAKIN COCAININ AND YET THE MOTHERFUCKIN DA DOESNT FUCKIN PROSECEUTE

[MrChiCity3]

Why did the White reporter have to read all of Kwame's lines as if he was a black dude...at about 48 seconds..LOL

[kraor23]

Are you retarded? The reporter is black, Kwame is a corrupt moron who could only be elected in a city as full of morons as Detroit (or maybe D.C.)

[kraor23]

And we better get used to it, we have a whole generation of these thugs that grew up on gansta rap and will bring their thug nonsense into any business they get into

[smellynutbutter]

Kwame is just being targeted because he is black, plain and simple. White folks cant stand to see a brother doing a good job and in a position of respect and power

[mrtyroneb]

Let's be for real! While your comment has some validity, Mr Kilpatrick brought this on himself! This is not about black or white, but it is about right or wrong. Mr Kilpatricks' greed and arrogance caught up with him in the most cruel way. For this he has only one person to blame....KWAME MALIK KILPATRICK, YOUR HONOR!!!!!!

[twoworldsin1]

This gave me a boner fyi

I came.

[pennieless]

hahaha... this guy should narrate porn on tape.

[tea397]

Huel is great - he missed his calling - should be doing auto-tapes for romance novels or a radio jockey for after dark smooth sexy jams. Look at the way he got into it with "Hell, Yeah..." Soo funny!

[tea397]

oops, I meant to say "audio-tapes" :)

[Alfrunk]

Funny seeing these two high-power, ILLITERATE negros talking back and forth, as if they were regular, normal people.

[tea397]

ALFRUNK - you are a racist ass-hole and I pray for your redemption. You really need help - I just saw your personal page and got a chill. >:(

[Alfrunk]

That must be your theory. Anyway, Hitler, I'll say what I want, thank you very much. Sorry you are so insensitive to others' views. So much for "diversity". Say hi to non-racist Kwame!

[tea397]

ALFRUNK -- Above you referred to the subject public officials, who are black as talking as if they were regular, normal people. That statement is insulting & degrading. I am a black,regular,normal,law abiding citizen. I personally feel Kwame should be charged for his offenses. But you have gone too far w/ your foolish remarks. It is not fair to refer to him as Illiterate - this is just not true. How dare u try to define us by calling us "Negro" Define no one but yourself!

[Alfrunk]

You must really HATE the United NEGRO College Fund then, huh?

[justice4eve]

This mayor did not have a relationship with that woman. I know this as a fact. I saw the mayor just weeks before, sucking a dogs dick. I know he has no desire for women. I have seen this. The dog was fist fucking him up the ass and the mayor was licking the dogs ass and balls. The mayor jacked the dog off and the dog shot his load up the mayors big ass nigger nose. The mayor "did not have sex with that woman". He was just doing some dog dick sucking....

[hoyle1911]

They must have full QWERTY keyboard phones. Those are really large messages.

[WhySoSerious55]

Good ol' Huel!

[jbmadvids4401]

they wouild if you didn't piss away the city's money and lie to cover your ass.

[bswift5]

Who voted him into power?

[Rvallek]

I love this city.

[iliveinthepast]

Silly Negros!

[tea397]

Is this a quote from Eddy Murphy's hilarous "White like me" segment on SNL?

[sweetismami28]

How dumb!

[bswift5]

I blame the whites for putting him in power

[threefour5]

I feel like I'm listening to a book on tape.

Ha Ha.

[webcompanion]

I came hear to hear Huel say "Hell yeah!" which was still quite enjoyable, but now I'm diggin Huel's "ha ha"!! Huel's the man!!!

[lavonne111986]

I love Huel Perkins!

Questions for Kwame: If you and the wife went through this 5 years ago, why is your wife hiding in Florida now? Why is your marriage on and off?

Why won't you resign and let Detroit recover from your countless scandals?

[itcowboy2]

is that Christine Beatty?

or Scotty Pippen??!

[fuzzystringwad]

HELL YEEE!

[bswift5]

I blame the white people for voting him in.

[madgremlin]

What would the anchor have said if he texted "ROFLMAO"?

[TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK]

ROTFLMAO GOOD POINT

[jimmytwotimez]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <---and that is me actually laughing and not copying the video.

But man that reporter was HILARIOUS when he was talking out the text conversation. The way he said "hell yea" was just classic

[twig187]

ha ha = LOL

ha HA! = LOL LOL!

[Nanadsyl]

I love this announcer!

[astewart2005]

I like how the reporter says "ha ha" where there are LOLs

[NOTIONTHABARTENDER]

yeah i think that is silly as hell. haha

[justjayok]

The narrator makes this sh!t hella funny. He should get a bonus! LOL

[fredi661]

"never busted. busted is what you see" lmfao

[christopherdon]

hell yeah, ha ha ha!

[jthomp32]

ha ha,

[bballmaster07]

hahahah hell yeah babe

[TexasFightv2]

Helllll yeah.

[MACKINTOSHA]

David, Moses, Abraham, Israel, and Solomon were all Polygynist! So if any puritans want to judge based on the bible think about that n1st. This is why i don't demonize the idea of polygyny.

[theoriginalcapout]

i want some of that beaty pussy,i'd suck the soul lining out of her stuff!

[theoriginalcapout]

they would have been better off using msn or yahoo messenger under aliases while still from their cell phones....technology challenged idiots!!

LOL

[rajandharni]

"Ha. Ha."

[TIPSYGRANDPA]

"Haha".

[metalix666]

Didnt he think he sounded like a dick when talking like that?

[JamesTraficant]

someone give that anchor a national show

[kidxdeca]

LOL! And by that I mean HA! HA!

[delontesoneandonly]

i watch them every morning n i couldnt even think of him saying n e cuss words like that..he dnt even sound rite.."ha ha, damn"

[telcomz]

send those apes back to the trees! LOL Ha Ha

[kittytr99]

We'll send them as soon as you go back to the caves!

[uekibachi]

OOOH the residence inn!

[theouterparty]

Why does the reporter say "Hell Yeaah" like he's Snoop Dogg? Ha Ha

[mozymozart]

Sounds like a comic book...you almost see the talk bubbles!

[flrich23]

The reporter does make it sound a little pervy. HA HA

[polkaspot701]

ha ha.

[craigbrew2]

The reporter really needs to get a grip. The way he read these messages is really creepy... Ha Ha.

[HoChiDude]

Ha ha!

[Snotra]

Lol you beat me to it... Ha HA!

[kommanderKIK]

Ha Ha!

[GiftedGabriel]

I heard this on 104.1 KRBE this morning in Houston. This shit made me Laugh!!! "Ha Ha"

[psptutorial]

ha ha

[GEEsu5]

HA HA

[madarc]

Ha HA!

[telcomz]

Send those apes back to the Trees LOL Hahah

[MLaw3k]

Haha.

[czeslawpi]

HUEL PERKINS IS THE MAN! I LOVE HUEL!

Ha ha.

[dawnlan7]

this funny as hell

[priceandpride]

how rude. let people have some privacy

[ultrachronic]

Ha ha!

[weyodi]

some one needs to lay some Barry White style music behind this narraration and girls everywhere would drop their panties in a second...

[veeeds]

Now that's funny.

[grusumm18]

obligatory 'ha ha'

[patto2k]

ha ha

[Hobgoblins]

Aww. He's actually a good reporter, usually. Poor guy, doesn't deserve to be made fun of on Fark and such.

Detroit's Fox is crap, but it's better than the nation-wide Fox progams. Hooray for Metro Detroit drama!

[rha101]

Fox = sleaze? Shocking. The reporter is a bit of a perv.

[jabbedxorz]

Ha ha!

[rosieparez]

@bearriver666 you are a racist idiot. What, if they would have had a baby? Wouldn't black tax payers be paying for it as well you dumb ass. I am so tired of white people acting like you all do no wrong. The biggest fucking idiot in this country...George W. Bush is white and is ruining the country, so how about you take responsibility for that shit. I'm tired of all this white and black shit. There are good and bad on both sides, get your head checked.

[FrankeeFraud]

ROSIEPAREZ: You're right about "black taxpayers"; Both of them! What tom doo da checks get hea, Roosevelt?

[imationjay]

the mayor was wearing that high yellow pussy out!!!!!!

[holyniggershit]

this is so funken stupid ass fuck

y would some one but plpz messeges on fuken tv

that is just plan stupid ass fuck

plp this days are noise ass fuk

[SundiotaAcolli]

LOL. This shit sounds so funny coming out of this white guys mouth. "Hell yeah"..LOL

[joel319m]

where do you live? do you know this news man? What makes you think he is white??

"hell yeah" Ha Ha

[DCmetroraleigh]

Uh, the anchor is not white.

[danibee73]

this reporter has me over hear HOLLERIN with his "emotion-filled" narration LOL or as he say "ha ha"

[WalterKarlHungus]

I love how LOL is read as "ha ha."

[Gabrieja]

the narration is a scream.

[Gabrieja]

the narration is a scream.

[567820092010]

LOL! The narration is funny as hell! Damn Detroit, what is really going on. Your city officials are a joke.

[Dimples216]

LOL the way he is reading it is hilarious....lol

[teebecrunk]

Although there is nothing funny about this situation, the anchorman man has me in stitches!

[Idolmakercat]

All that texting. What about the city of Detroit? He sure wasted enough time texting and not doing his job. And he was still getting paid. He should refund the City for all his play time.

[4playprincess]

LEARN HOW TO TELL THE TRUTH UNDA OATH

[killingthyme]

People need to mind thier own buisness. I'll say the same thing I do about Clinton: A lie about something that's no one's buisness anyway isn't "right", but they shouldn't have been asking.

[tea397]

Oh yes it is! When it is tied to you unjustly firing officers because of a pending investigation - then it becomes everyone's concern. His private activities began to affect decisions pertaining to his JOB. This is why sexual relation among public officials is not allowed. Understand?

[killingthyme]

I wasn't defending all of his actions, I was just saying that the affair was no one's buisness. Sexual relations among public officials isn't allowed? I'm not from Detroit, is there a law against elected officials having affairs or something?

Anyway, yes, once it starts interfering with the job, it is public buisness, I didn't think the affair was tied to anything else. Still, does the public need to hear his private text messages?

[MalibuBarbieR]

Uh.. yeah it's illegal when you use city issued phones to send the messages... lie about the messages under oath... and then spend 9 million dollars of Detroit city money to try and cover the affair up. Wrap your brain around that one.

[killingthyme]

Uh..well, he wouldn't have needed to lie under oath or spend a penny covering up the affair if people had minded their own buisness.

I'm not saying he's a good character, but why should the city or the public have any interest in whether he's screwing someone? And city issued phones? Come on. Are you worried about rising city taxes from an increase in the phone bill? That's a technicality.

[MrGilliardMusic]

You reap what you sow..... get married, stay faithful. Period.

[tea397]

Amen!

[bearriver666]

At least they didn't have a baby they expected white taxpayers to support

[shelleyk80]

who cares if he sent dirty texts?