Mattress Sale!

[trackcc104]

*DRAMATIC GASP* JAYWALKING?!

[dirtysailor49]

your ex-wife has a nice ass!

[PRIEBLE]

haha the add for this video was for simmons mattresses

[imetericstaal]

Bed frames 123% off! 😝

[BushyBushings]

If you cast the fucking thing in the goddamn depths of mordor!

[AHA101789]

Thank god he's contesting the Jaywalking, that can lead to heavy jail time.

[ianSHERRATERRY]

lol andy brought me here, and im glad he did

[GOODalemusic]

although i'm contesting the jaywalking

[GOODalemusic]

i'm literally crying...5th time watching

[icanspelify]

I can't breath I laughed so hard

[VooDooXII]

I don't get it...this just looks like any other mattress warehouse commercial.

[InsanityOnABunExtras]

@VooDooXII that's the whole point .....unless youre trolling

[BrockyBoi00]

0:20 "The matress my child sleeps on!" Ok, why is both your children black? (Photo in bottom left)

[atomicrevolution1]

0:53 Click to skip the ad.

[Scy8]

@atomicrevolution1 I see what you did there.

[blacknight0201]

pause 0:22 and you'll see the mattress his child sleeps on belongs to a black kid. Look at the picture in the bottom left corner.

[SillyHippoProduction]

One cannot simply throw a ring into mordor.

[pplatinumm]

me:

*drinking tea*

video:

for tax evasion!

and child pornography

and Jaywalking!

me:

*tea is all over computer*

true story

[purplenavi64]

OMG! My stomach hurts from laughing!! havn't laughed this hard in forever, THANK YOU!

[RainbowMuncher1]

The guy in the video is pretty cute :o

[gronsicle]

I like the picture he has of his exwife! Haha

[KillerWhaleCupcake]

This is my favorite vid of yours so far xD

[JJmeth]

@blacki934 You are soooo funny man!!!!!! ......

[blacki934]

really 123% off wow if only video games and cellphones cost that!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[operationfreedomocat]

Prisoner: what are you in her for

Luke: you dont wanna know

Prisoner: try me

Luke: j walking

Prisoner: jesus christ hes an animal get me the h3ll out of here

[JamesonODonnellTV]

100 matress owners

[doctorwholover1]

I would take that ring, but unfortunately I can't simply walk into mordor, and my car is being repaired.

[IMrKidI]

JAYWALKING?!?? YOU SICK FUCK!!!!

[Agemrepus]

"Quote from the video that gets me a ton of thumbs up!!!"

[xs99sx]

Jaywalking, how shameful!!!!!!

[MrVerdeRosu]

@Rikashk Cool story bro.

[GuideGuyJDurr]

@Rikashk mmmkaaay

[pktfan1289]

CONTEST THE JAYWALKING AND IT WILL ALL BE OK

[NeVarajMe]

Fires of Mount Doom*. There are many fires in Mordor, but only one Mount Doom.

[BoogsterSU2]

In Russia, everything is 140% off.

[tcookster10]

i used to sell mattresses but then i took an arrow to the knee

[lxTheDukexl]

@tcookster10 cool..

[SillyHippoProduction]

@tcookster10 old

[vampiresstrina]

123% off.. sweet im comming over lol

[quintin108]

L O L

[chinamen555]

@TrickShotzifyHD holy shit your so funny :/

[hav9k]

lmao "though I'm contesting the jaywalking."

[inugirl1216]

I'll give ya $10 for the house..!

[webkinzlover6295]

Once he said "No, I simply never had any!" I completely lost it xD

[DrSCHNO]

SaladUK anyone?

[TrickShotzifyHD]

i used to cast stuff into the fires of mordor then i took an arrow to the knee by a TURANTURLA

[AltarianPrincess]

@TrickShotzifyHD sorry buddy . . . no . . .

[gamingmaster24]

123% off? You mean you'll pay me?!?!

[CuriousWhale]

I'm offensive and I find this a mattress.

[HotSausageStealer]

I'm a mattress and I find this offensive.

[CheekySensei]

This is why I've been subscribed to you guys for years

[BrockyBoi00]

Jaywalking? You sick bastard.

[jayzinev2]

Jaywalking? You're despicable.

[ModeLTU]

"This weekend. Cause monday I go to prison" Just the way he says it.. So friggin' genius xD

[banhamm3r]

this was amazing

[dabest6969]

I use to sell Mattresses but I took 123% off to the knee.

[Tw0MirrorS]

mattress... TARANTULA'D!

[hamza3780]

@forrestfire101

[ethan498]

this and MANtage is my favorites =)

[runedude65]

123% off?.... I'll take twenty then.

[Kevenumous]

@runedude65 That's 20 bed frames and 20 23% blow jobs.

[ltlocus]

@runedude65 shit I'll take all they have

[volcom8208]

I hit my bruised shin on the corner of the desk in the middle of this video . . . and i kept laughing

[HEadshot00001234]

your child is black?

[smashinvideoplayer]

123% off

its free!!!

wait.....

THEY GIVE YOU MONEY

[bazzieboy]

@smashinvideoplayer No its Russian!! its 123% out of the whole 140%!

[smashinvideoplayer]

@bazzieboy really in Russian its 140%

so 140%(RUSSIAN)=100%(AMERICAN,CA­NADIAN...ETC.)

[izthishuman]

i'm laughing so much, it makes it difficult to post this on facebook

[ElXando1993]

123% off?! Still 17% of the original price in Russia...

[sublimegrime]

lol i thought the begining part was an advertisement:P

[ThunderRealms]

Great video. Funny, too!

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

my wedding ring my X gave me

ill give it to u for free if u promise to cast the fuking thing in to fucking goddamn fire of moradork!!

[1blondie0]

does unerstanding the lord of the rings reference make me a dork O_O

[superman31233]

@1blondie0 no its a pretty obvious reference.

[1blondie0]

@superman31233 I guess that makes me feel beter,,,but thats coming from a guy whos username has superman in it....lol jk

[FREDSFLINT01]

dave*



[FREDSFLINT01]

Dace have you lost your business sense..... No I simply never had one LMAO

[TitanbrolyGilneas]

Damn I want that 123% bed, more then 1 I like getting paid :)

[ThexLegendxM]

AND MY MATTRESS! no wait. that ain't right! D:

[kliszeo]

AND MY AXE

[griftersband]

YOU HAVE MY BOW

[moosnacks]

This is the single greatest video I have seen in months.

[CBForsen]

Pfft. Putin would've given 140% off.



[mariofan6100]

i could not stop laughing through this entire thing.

[ModeLTU]

Absolutelly love the tone in which he says "Cause monday I go to prison"

[iworkforbudlight]

aww i missed the black Friday sale, hope your open next years

[BlakeTahoe]

before you go to mordor...dont forget the giant fuckin eagles(trust me...)

[TheJahill1]

0:21 lol is that black kid in that picture

[kanaka118446]

0:29 hell yeah

[thebassman6880]

I used to sell mattresses, then I took an arrow to the knee

[rexal96]

@thebassman6880 I bet you used to post original comments too,

[ModeLTU]

"Cause monday I go to prison"

That caught me off-guard

[hejmine]

I used to sell matresses... Then i DIDN'T TAKE A FUCKING ARROW TO THE KNEE, I JUST FAILED DAMN HARD AT SELLING MATRESSES!

[TheRealGeriBoss]

I'm a mattress and I find this offensive

[kanaka118446]

@TheRealGeriBoss I'm offensive and I find this a matress

[MrCristianoLEGEND]

This is my new favorite channel. You guys are too jokes!

[riworiwo15]

lol 123% off

you'll exualy get money from buying that :DDD

[Neowolf882]

"People ask me,Dave have you lost your business sense? I tell em NO,I never had any!"

LOLOL

[Neowolf882]

"The rate at which I've driven this company into the ground is TRULY EMBARRASSING"

XD

[Iowfatcheese]

@Neowolf882 Amazing comments! How awesome are you to take a direct quote from the video?

[Freezykow]

0:22 on the pillow.. your kids are black?

[kanaeslapurface]

lol is TRULY EMBARASSING!!!

[brycer11748]

One does not simply toss a ring they got for free off some douchbag in to mordor

[kingsaf90]

@brycer11748 when bereta tells you too, then one does.

[KenneithN]

@brycer11748 your right... you must first have a gathering of sorts...

[superman31233]

you look my Spanish teacher

[audieme]

Moooordoooooor

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

I would buy all his mattresses.

[Strava124]

LOL

Press 6 and wait until he says "thing" then press 7...

[alwaystextback]

You make favoriting videos so easy.

[zecocas]

This is just genius!!!

[LiterallyTheJoy]

I would like a mattress and a bed frame.

[sunnydale22]

Excellent -3

[VooDooXII]

Lately I've noticed that Luke reminds me a bit of Neil Patrick Harris!

Great video, hahahaha.

[never3st]

@rundebrains reference fail.

[rundebrains]

Tim and Eric Called they want their jokes back you TURDS

[natedog65101]

@rundebrains Tim and Eric aint got shit on Barats and Bareta

[ZapzBros]

HI MOM

[sarcasticboredkid]

Tax evasion child pornography and jay walking, but I'm contesting the jay walking XD

[fayj4i]

Why is there a photo of a black kid in his child's room?

[DaKatphish]

123% off??? lmao he's paying them to get rid of his stuff now

[TimeForFunnz]

BAHAHAHAHAH! This is hilarious as shit! XD

[spalooch45]

well at least he's contesting to jaywalking, that's probably the most serious charge he has

[DangerousMCBoss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ;D

[GuysThoughts]

123% off, Jaywalking, and that fine a**.....completely EPIC!

[perplacymp]

For a descendant of a man who mixed up the names "Sven" and "Henning", this guy is extremely efficient.

[perplacymp]

@perplacymp just realised "Svenning" is a name. Compatriot fail.

[clownwithoutmakeup]

@perplacymp swenningsen*

[JohnLemazing]

Moses

[NathanJames21]

123% off...?

That's a DEAL...!!!

^_^

[daybreakdude]

Barats and Bereta rule!

[H3nn15]

I like how they censored the "god" out of "goddamn" but leave the "damn" just there

[Lyndicals]

Haha contesting to jaywalking...funniest part

[Jessdmann]

YOU SICK FUCK!!!!! JAYWALKING!

[Danjor2005]

@Jessdmann Very clever! ROFL!!

[StellarNoire]

"I simply didn't have any"

I broke out laughing xD

[thepimpofgranville]

Although I'm contesting the jaywalking. Laughed my ass off!!

[rotzbur]

although i'm contesting the jay walking lol

[ilikes2party]

Hillarious!!!



[Nivek098765]

This monday i'll go to prision!

[llVIU]

LOL

[haraldinho13]

He looked like frodo in the thumbnail

[HaloBossification]

jay have you lost you bissness sence? NO i have no bissness sence

[OMGZPANADAS]

@HaloBossification Never leave your house

[SarahSingsBruh]

Is it sad that I have ALL of this memorized...?

[wkmerf]

0:22 his wife is white.. he is white.. but in the picture in the bottom left.... his kids are black,. his wife cheated..

that is all

[griftersband]

HAHAHHAA fires of mordor. I peed a little.

[TheSoccerbeast16]

@Noratek

Umm. Haha that is the video.

[EpicEThought]

still waiting for that peach video.

[Noratek]

i cant see the video... every time it loads i get an mattress sale ad.

[domizzl]

123% off? Doesn't that mean you have to give them money WITH the matress? :P

[dickcheese5150]

@domizzl yep you get 23% of the price so i am off to buy or not but or... fuck it

[TheBandGeek97]

Truly Embarrassing

[MrBslucky]

who the f**k gets convicted of jaywalking? EFF DA POLICE

[JARMOPOWER]

@MrBslucky He does, duhh

[blackrogue6]

omfg thats funny

[xN3RDiiE]

I wish I wasn't so nosey ! LOL .

Have to search up Miguelsr246's message now. -_-"

[robertorulez]

I'm gonna buy so many bed frames...

[Ninearm]

This reminds me of a guy who was driving around to sell a bed to me in his truck, showing me a nice picture of it. Could'nt stop laughing for days

[TheMistermanboy]

"have you lost your business sense?!?"

"I just never had any! ;)"

[kscopi]

"I'll give it to you for free if you promise to cast the f***ing thing into the goddamn fires of Mordor! :D" So much win hahaha.

[DeadlyxZombie]

@kscopi Dude. Don't worry about it! He is contesting it.

[evileaub]

Its like every matress sale advert ever made.

[FreeFromWar]

123% OFF!!

[Marixpress2]

The only improvement I would make is replace the swears. I'm no prude by any means but I think my young relatives would love this.

[Zelli52]

Maybe Dave's not the father?

[AznKristen]

lol

[BooDoug187]

Good luck with the Jay Walking charge!

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

That child does not look half white.