You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Make Oatmeal

[pnutbutrncrackers]

Interesting video, and I respect his knowledge, BUT ...

1) He should have been clear on the water/oats ratio.

2) If he's going to add salt and fat, he should have said how much for two reasons: So that we could use the right amount, and also, I'd like to know how many calories that equates to.

[radbcc]

@pnutbutrncrackers I agree with your points. Can chow provide a link to the recipe? Thanks...

[3333Matt]

sorry, but I made followed this recipe for breakfast today and it was not "the best oatmeal I have ever eaten." I would take instant oatmeal any day over this recipe.

[IraQiPridee]

Im confused...and I think everyone on youtube is doing it alllllllllll wrong!! hahahahaha what happend to the healthy part adding butter and fat ???? the point of eating oatmeal is not to gain weight!!!!!

[Spherical07]

I put my steel cut oats in the rice cooker and they cook in minutes! I would use groats, but no store near me sells them.

[d4i209]

Dumbass forgot the water in the beggining...

[radbcc]

The "you are doing it all wrong concept" Why so many haters? Let me proffer an opinion. Americans do not like to be told they are wrong (even when they are). This concept, however, works well in Asian cultures (India/China/Singapore/etc). Why? Asian cultures respect "experts" and teachers and give credence and respect accordingly.

[gablison]

@radbcc

but asian people are a very proud people so they will also not admit to being wrong! they are also better critical thinkers and less gullible so they won't watch a 3 min youtube video about someone blabbering about doing things right and just believe them!

[mesahusa]

@radbcc not everybodies fucking rich and buys groats and all this organic shit or has enough time to make this. i would rather make instant oatmeal in 2 minutes than having to soak, grind, and use all this bullcrap to eat a fucking bowl of fucking oatmeal.

[musta2100]

im hungry

[stogi5959]

hahaha,bearrrrd....im stoned....

[omfgroflma0]

0:06 you're doing it wrong cuz it needs water man

[Postmann88]

Hey thanks for the video. I have recently started doing oatmeal for breakfast and this will definitely give me some things to work with!

[flyaxe]

wtf is this crap? YOU are the one doing it wrong! Come to norway and I'll show you real fucking oatmeal

[Benjy906]

that looks like my dog's vomit

[nfsprostreetZ]

The way that guy made his oatmeal is that it looks like liquid shit so i purffer instant oatmeal

[z0mbi3jesuz]

My oatmeal looks like that and I don't grind my own oats. I use instant oatmeal and cook it on the stove.

[maffia440]

What about for muscle gaining purposes what do i do

[thaking51]

@maffia440 I mix whey protein into my oatmeal

[supersaiyanvegeta013]

wow! im gonna try this:) thanks guys!!!

[durrduck]

I make my oatmeal with milk. And after its boiled i just add some salt and little bits of butter on top of it to melt. Too much sweets on that. Ive never really gotten why people eat so much sugar in the morning.

[DuncansCPGuide]

I add an egg in after the oatmeal is finished cooking and cook it on Medium for another 5 minutes. The pieces of the whites come away and make it look veeeery nice. My Mom made it all the time when I was sick :)

[ledbelly68]

I never thought oatmeal could be so pretentious.

[exotica45]

shut the fuck up my microwaved oatmeal looks exactly the same as your obviously crappy tasting obnoxious shit...

its shit like this chow...

[giggles4me1]

oats don' t have gluten

You are wrong!



[giggles4me1]

ur wrong OATS DONT ACTUALLY CONTAIN GLUTEN

[TheFatAssGamer]

He says the "Clark" starts ticking...

[nilelg5]

do they know were not fucking amish

[h0niels]

having a microwave that low in your kitchen? You're doing it all wrong.

[dleesnuts]

This kind of foodsnobbery is why people don't take you seriously CHOW.

[BlueNoiseZZ]

If youre a bearded guy, wasting 3 minutes of his life on the internet trying to explain to people how to make food, then youre doing it all wrong. .

[heidishoshana]

he's cute, shame he's a groat man

[Pooad1]

They both look like barf to me

[Sorgutentarer]

How did you get the glass bowl? What kind of sand to I need to blow that?

[smammybman]

step 1! microwave oat meal step 2! does it taste bland and gross??? add chocolate! still tastes bland and gross??? add more!!!! too chocolaty for you!!! GO EAT THE DEAD GRASS ON YOUR HIPSTER LAWN!

[KentAllard]

why aren't you using a wood fired oven?

burning wood you chopped

[ImSizo]

????????????????????

[ERAmusicprodction]

Well of course that's wrong. You didn't add water. Just kidding, he's right about the microwave part. Makes things gooey and rubbery.

[kamandeer]

r u kidding me.. ya because I got an hour to make some faggy oatmeal every morning before work..

[magical11]

@kamandeer Unless you consider morning to be 9 at night. He said to soak them first.

[arandumLloser]

if you didnt tell us to soak the oats i would of shit my pants in a horrific rage

[mgblue]

id do you all right jeremy

[caliwowie]

I can tell alot about some one by what they eat.

This is a real nigga. yall some boring, fake ass niggas.

[RupertFilbert]

it's nice that he's so passionate about oatmeal.

[blaarrosir]

People use instant oatmeal because it's instant. I'm sure if they had the time they'd do real oatmeal. Me? No way am I waking up early enough to go to all that trouble in the mornings. I'd rather nuke some oatmeal in the microwave while I'm getting ready and be done with it! On days when I don't have to be anywhere early, sure I can do my own, but otherwise? No.

[ginsinsan]

Wow! All that time just to make an oatmeal breakfast? Not worth it.

[JoycexSuJu]

before i ate the packaged oatmeal i hated it , now i know how to really cook it i might try it :P

[PerfectBlade20]

if you want quick oatmeal in the morning, go to mcdonalds and order a fruit and maple oatmeal there,it's actually pretty delicious

[sayruuhh]

that's a long fucking process to make oatmeal that takes 2 minutes in the microwave.

grinding, soaking...? -__-

[NinOOceaN]

lol im laughing the hell out of this cause there's no way im going to do this on morning! wtf with you we're busy enough haha

[MrDanielBang]

You are using the WRONG coffee grinder :D

[TheMsHelene]

YESSS :)

[xINVISIGOTHx]

I love microwaved flavor packets of oatmeal... they're perfect, and easy. tahini-miso oatmeal does not sound good.

[SWAT2291]

Too lazy to try this but would like to. Also, my instant oatmeal comes out looking like the right way to do it.

[Aprophecy92]

wow. there are so many trolls on this channel. why dod you watch how to make something the right way. then just comment on how wrong it is. how is fresh and made better wrong? it takes more time but thats what this channel is for. not for lazy people who cant even make hoomeade fuckin oatmeal.

[lKitKatl]

"You see what it does to cheese pizza" DONT INSULT MY FUCKING PIZZA.

[whowantsabighug]

Mmmm Morning Gruel.

[saskiwi4]

if you have to sit down to use your microwave, youre doing it all wrong

[happinesswishz]

D:< my nuked microwaved oatmeal is da bomb digty XD n only takes 2mins! via a day ^~^

[litolpnoy]

Whoever put that microwave down there: you're doing it all wrong. Who the fuck puts microwaves that low?

[Richxx105]

hes doing it all wrong because he didnt add any liquids before nuking the oats

[simonpopzz]

why would you have a micro wave .. idiot -_-

[loveyaboo123]

i am eating instant oats right now while watching this, i prefer what i'm eating.

[38101518]

i use rolled oats and put some water. microwave for 1 and a half minutes. and i used to hate oatmeal. and now i'm eating it every morning. does it taste rubbery? NO.

[HeyLookItsAmy]

my instant oats in the microwave look nothing like that. i bet they put theirs in for like 10 minutes so they go gross.

[fosssthlm]

Or you could just use water, rolled oats and a tip of salt. 2 minutes, done.

[fosssthlm]

Get a fucking haircut..

[CollinsPurpleShoes]

that sounds fucking nasty...

[crazemazeful]

what the hell..just use QUAKER..period.

[38101518]

@crazemazeful (Y) I LOVE YOU COMMENT

[dmitridostoyevski]

Very inspirational video, thanks.

[Euphemia1987]

You do realize people using instant oatmeal use it because its... instant?

[tajulafham94]

it takes a long time..i wont do your type of oatmeal

[davidricaurte]

You're gonna end having OATMEAL for DINNER not for Breakfast.

[BloodTimmay499]

who makes oatmeal wrong

[Mako718]

Pick up Hot Dude, wake up to Groats Guy. Oldfield, you're so doing it all wrong.

[08hunnybunny80]

WHY WOULD WE ADD SALT AFTER A TABLESPOON OF MISO PASTE

[ArmTriangleChoke]

@08hunnybunny80 unsalted miso

[08hunnybunny80]

@ArmTriangleChoke that would make more sense if he said that but what if someone who doesn't know how to cook that well and gets fully salted miso paste with out knowing and then that's just gross

[ArmTriangleChoke]

@08hunnybunny80 Well you should still know how to taste.

[06cloud]

lol... no time to do that... <_<

luckily I don't eat oatmeal for my breakfast, though.

[DevinaSparkyu]

wow. i lovee the way.. will try it soon. haha thanks for gimme an inspiration ;) btw, do i need a vanilla milk? but if i put the milk, i won't give some sugars

[Mariekr49]

NUMBER ONE question here..which im sure everyone is wondering and the hardest part..how much water..how much oats? thankss

[jezzupwuzzup]

SHUN!!!..SHUN!!!..SHUN!!!..

[jezzupwuzzup]

dad:okay, honey im making breakfest

mom: but, it's 1:00 in the morning?

[itsreal1971]

WOW...BROTHER...THEY DO LOOK GOOD AT THE END...BUT YOU FORGOT TO SPRINKLE YOUR NOSE WITH THE FLOUR...lol

[universialpasserby22]

I don't see why everyone's hating. It clearly "looks" better that microwavable oatmeal, and its common sense that almost any microwavable foods are not as nutritious as the real thing. To be honest, I'd rather take the time to do this than eat shit that came from a factory...

[Aupas]

@universialpasserby22 because most everything these days doesn't come from factories hurrhurrrr rite

[Slightlyfilms]

If you're making delicious instant oatmeal in your microwave by following all the directions on the box, you're doing it all wrong.

[PlasticJ91]

If you have to sit on the floor to use your microwave, you're doing it all wrong.

[mrslovvet]

This bongo beat will be in my head forever XD after all these videos.

[giegie237]

well thats why his way made the oatmeal look like puke with beatles in it =|

[playa8823]

is this guy retarted? some of us have a life to live, who has time for all this bs

[MacG201]

What did i just watch?

[ChristinaLouise44]

Looks pretty good. But I cba.

[Gearspanic]

It's still looks bad.

[lordhazzard]

All right just woke up, time for some oatmeal..."soak overnight"....DAMMIT

[daisy752]

I'm eating dry cereal out of the bag right now. It's easy. : )

[nynative4]

Grinding groats?! Sure, I'll do that after I churn my own butter and harvest my bees for honey.

[Lubie225]

@nynative4 its not that hard.. like in the video its like boiling water.

[nynative4]

@Lubie225 I know, I'm just being a smartass :P

[magical11]

@nynative4 Lazy much? How har can it be to grind a cup of Oats. Good things take time.

[JonO387]

You can make great instant packaged oatmeal. Use 2 packs of your favorite flavor, or mix it up with 2 different flavors. Bring enough water for 2 packs to a boil. Mix water with dry oatmeal. Add in about 4 tablespoons of milk and stir. That shit is great!

[1gemini]

I'm too lazy for all of that. I'm just going to go to mcdonalds and get the oatmeal with fruit. delish

[Flinklehurst]

The consistency of his oatmeal doesn't look any different to what I make with rolled oats on the stove, but hey man whatever dude.

[JermzzzyFTW]

Why stop there? He should teach us how to weld our own spoons.

[toowaker37]

I cook the whole oat groat in a crockpot for 3 hours. The nutty flavor is really great. I'd never eat oatmeal that had any processing at all before I cook it. I add flaxmilk or almond milk, raw orange blossom honey, cinnamon, bananas, and a pat of vegan butter. Most of the people commenting on this have never had a good bowl of old school oats before. I have thought about roasting my oat groats for 15 minutes before I cook them to get them an even stronger nutty flavor.

[sausag3onthefloor]

I turned it off after he started talking about the grouts. :|

[jadedmastermind]

@sausag3onthefloor I know what you mean about the grouts. I came looking for tips on how to improve my oatmeal, but then he started talking about installing ceramic tiles.

[universialpasserby22]

MAN! I've gotta try this!

[12345mo1]

why am i watching this i dont like oatmeal -.-

[fuclcjewtube]

have you tried to eat it with a cock? cause you look like a faggot 

[Satoshi9801]

These are actually helpful tips-not that I'd wait overnight or grind oats myself, but whenever I make oatmeal in the microwave, the oats are kind of gummy, and maple syrup just isn't cutting it that much (sometimes the only way to eat the whole bowl is to kill it with syrup!)

[mmmasful]

Wow

[museguitar100]

can i fuck this guy?....hes hot!

[rakistas32]

looks like poop

[jusbry007]

So why salt? You didn't mention!



[fz1844]

This was really well done and informative. I'll certainly be trying it.

[Neilram2001]

this may work for someone who LIVES in the kitchen... I have work, school, gym, dates, night life. I cannot possibly...

Gotta be a quicker method dude!

[KelferMookie]

ew his oatmeal look gross... wtf is all that stuff he out in there?

[XxDamostfreshxX]

Am I the only person that laughed when he said "Turn it Off, And Start Topping it"

[xBl00dBrothersX]

we don't have time to do all this.

[ku42]

i dont have time at night. i have to dream

[spinderellafire]

"I think it's popular among the Amish." roflmao

[KelferMookie]

@spinderellafire lol why is that funny?

[Neilram2001]

@spinderellafire talk about buzz kill right?

[thesweets6]

thats what mine looks like, but without wasting all that time grounding and waiting overnight

[jammerpvp]

YOU FUCKIN BOIL WATER AND POUR IT ON THE OATMEAL!!! IT TAKES 3 MIN

[squiz8]

@jammerpvp lol, i did it my way and it took 1min 53sec, no microwave...

[jammerpvp]

@squiz8 your oatmeal pro

[squiz8]

@jammerpvp haha :D

[MrRobotboy123]

if living in a forest and going to a college with urban cloths like him...YOUR DOING IT ALL WROUNG !!!

[TeddysMind]

if you're eating oatmeal, you're doing it all wrong.

[prmsplyr35]

I love the, "You're doing it all wrong" thing that this channel has.

[melkon1an]

nice CROTCH microwave/VASECTOMIZER

[georgedodia]

a quick bowl of oatmeal??? dude, you call this quick? you need to soak the thing in water in 8 hours!!!!

[123emyeuanh]

I live in New Mexico!! :D

[VoidOnTuesday]

@aoiahiru Then why are you acting like you're 12?

[VoidOnTuesday]

@aoiahiru u 12, kid?

[horsesrox2]

what if i like my instant oatmeal?

[bzzinyo]

is he gay?

[aarossell]

@bzzinyo he is if you want him to be

[hippymobster]

yeah...i tried the banana one...mine didnt look as good as urs :\

[dododnej]

How do you make the original oatmeal I've never tried it they say its nice?

[rhinophent]

no sir you are doing it wrong... YOU FORGOT THE MILK!

[couchebag]

Couldn't they have just hired John Oates to do this demo? :D

[relussier]

Honestly, my instant oatmeal looks like this guy's freshly ground stuff. He must have put the microwave on for waaaay too long.

[buntcakemadness]

Who has time for this?

[aarossell]

@buntcakemadnessVery few, very happy people.

[EpicHawk]

@buntcakemadness Fags....

[bakedpootetoo]

@EpicHawk xD llmao, they wanna keep they're but clean :D

[lum2ina]

@buntcakemadness stop your whining, they're professionals...and they're not "mocking" individuals, but the lifestyles that modernity gave us..quick and easy BUT wrong, tht's why you're all obese and fatasses oh and dont forget cancer

[healthydelectable]

LOVE your suggestions! The tahini with honey and miso sounds delicious! Check out my vid on making Raw Oatmeal!

[KingSuperFart]

You must REALLY like oatmeal if you take the time to buy all of that unnecessary equipment.

[CelticPoison]

@KingSuperFart Id look at it as more of a hobby. Whereas some spend their money on tools, or exercise equipment, those who enjoy cooking like to expand upon different cooking methods, recipes, ingredients, etc.

[funkydankspliff]

so nicee and goooey....

[dumaznbum]

makes my instant oatmeal look like shit

[BeatlesHero]

all i do , is take some oats from the cylinder oatmeal package thing, bring hot, full fat milk to a good heat, and then stir in the oatmeal, pour it into a bowl, add maplesyrup and fruit slices. yum

[dd3r3ck]

0:11 randomly licking his lips before talking

[Moeggggggggggggggggg]

1 cup of milk

1 teaspoon of butter

1 teaspoon of honey

2 small pieces of cheese

1 teaspoon of oats ................ how do you make this ?

[ItsRoobey]

Im sorry this just looks way to confusing

[masonev]

i can make the same texture with microwave, same creamy like your "boiled oat", just add more milk/ water before put into microwave, heat for 1.30 minutes, and let it cold for 2 minutes, done.

[RLM22]

I was thinking of making some oatmeal just now and figured why not see what some looks like, seeing as how my instant Quaker Oats done in the microwave looks terrible...I find this video. I must say, I've making oatmeal all wrong. CHOW just changed my life.

[DreachFhoula]

what happen to the water part at the beggining?

[MrOatmealguy]

wheres the best place to get oatmeal in new york?

[shahad1982]

OMG !!! He's HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[felixcruzazul]

@shahad1982 go make me a sandwich

[cutiecookie23]

do all that what the...? JUST BUY QUAKER WHOLE WHEAT OATS. Its just as healthy. But seriously..the amish grain mill is freikin awsome. I'm doing that once I move out. :D

[foodsio]

i gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.

not oatmeal.

[lyzedpara]

@foodsio shut up, cunt.

[cwissduhfur]

overnight....fuck that

[3zib]

@cwissduhfur Perfection takes time!!

[rich6139]

Who wants to wash all that equipment and all those bowls?

[virginiatechfanx]

it's not stale it depends what brand you are using.

[remmytemmy]

Uhh. Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather go the simple route. Buy a canister of Quaker oats.. Cheap, but still efficient. I'm not picky about my oatmeal, as long as it tastes good and fills me up. I'm fine with it.

[MyBubblyBintea]

um okay, instant oatmeal is delicious, it never looks like that, and the texture is fine.

[smamsp]

@MyBubblyBintea I know my is awesome!!! So milky and brown sugar... y!!!! :D

[MyBubblyBintea]

@smamsp i know ^.^ <3

[smamsp]

@MyBubblyBintea Actully, whats very funny is I just made a bowl of it a few minutes ago it was great!!! This guy must cook his oatmeal wrong or just be a poop XD