If you like vampires than go to "Vampires (1234)". It's a punk song makin fun of Twilight and how the movie destroyed what vampires are really suppose to be like. If you like what you hear than please look up No Flash Photography on Facebook.
I am a Twilight fan, but I understand why some people aren't. Bella can be a bit whiney at times and Edward's actions don't always make sense. I don't think you're in the wrong because you don't like Twilight. I only think non-Twilight fans are in the wrong when they tell us Twilight fans that we're stupid, which, unfortunately, has happened to me.
Okay Guys like you who read twilight annoy me. I am not a huge twilight fan, but it still annoys me the fact that guys read twilight think, "Oh twilight. About vampires. It MUST be a good book for me, even though it is OBVIOUSLY written for girls." Then they get pissed at how it is written and that there isn't any blood sucking or fighting in it. IT IS A GIRL BOOK. What did you expect?!!?? Then they go on and rant about how stupid it is. Well what do you expect from a GIRL book. Idiot.
@MrTeddy12986 Oh, GREAT! Now you're making it sound like females are the most idiotic people ever! When people say its 'meant for girls,' I can't help but feel INSULTED! My hatred for Twilight burns with fury, and supposedly targeting a different age group is no excuse for it to be horrible. Why? There are no epic battles. No epic speeches. The characters are annoying, and its just a stupid romance 'vampire whatever sorry excuse for a book. Most other teen girls are idiots.
@ThePeanutbutterbunny Uhm, wow. It's a series of books/movies, not mass genocide. There's no need to get so passionate in your hate for something that does you no harm really. It doesn't make you look intelligent at all. This coming from someone who doesn't like Twilight either.
Omg I'm watching this at night and im bitting my pillow trying not to make to much noise while I'm dying laughing!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG TOO FUNNY. "AND HIS SKIN WAS SPARKLING AND IT WAS CRAZY!" I died hahhha
Why do people say there are vampire's in twilight? Cause it seems more like a retired impotent pedophile alien who pretends to be a vampire to appear cooler. It's just so far removed from the mytho to do this sparkle in the sun love tale that they might as well called it something else instead of buttraping kick ass folklore. At least when steven king made sleep walkers with a vampire like creature he didn't call them vampire's which spared the myth.
i know, every single page of tale needs imagination, but.. this one? it's beyond imagination! oh, please ms. meyer, why did you show me the notion of glittering-sparkling vampires?! why it should be about the "jetcoaster-life" of a beautiful girl being saved by a hot, immortal, sparkling vampire? THAT's just what girls need today!!! # i miss anne rice's versions so much, her philosophy of vampires' much more logical and historical, and brad pitt's hotter vampire somehow!
So yeah… I do love twilight… and yeah… I do like the way Bella is dying every time she sees Edward. I guess.. I just love the though of someone so f*cking overpowered beautiful. Hmm the second thing about the fight, totally made me laugh xD good point.. it’s not for the fights, twilight is just a love story :P… with some vampires. Love comes first, vampires second.
when i saw the first twilight movie i was like "oh thats so beautiful" at the second one i was like "hmm..ok" then i was like "what the freak...AGAIN -.-" and now i hate it
Twilight books/movies are alright. Not so good, but not so stupid. It could've done much better. In regards to the movies.. Breaking Dawn Part 1 was probably the best. It seems they're putting much more money into making the movies.
I used to be a massive Twilight fan from when I was 9-11 but I eventually grew to hate it..sooooo bad! Meyer's other book The Host is in my opinion, a much better book. The characters have proper personalities and there are way more fights than there are in Twilight!
The Twilight movies are not bad, and the book isn't terrible... that is, until you discover Harry Potter. Then Twilight is like the sad excuse for a woman who failed to replace the most epic story in time.
I don't like the movies but I love the first book and the last book anything else sucks the movies they try to stretch the scenes out for 2 long and cut out important but and Robert Paterson is so ugly new moon is really boring I cried over how boring it was and eclipse they couldn't settle on one thing same with the movies ( long rant)
Wow, the Harry Potter fangirls must be really passionate who watched this video. There isn't one comment comparing your sparkly eyes to Edward's skin.
@nwlawookie that's because they don't kill him, he dies of old age and weakness. If you read it again you'll notice that he disintegrates, rather like the dead do when they are let out of the land of the dead
Got yourself a thumbs-up for telling me the narrator (Bella) didn't actually follow the events. The movie was awful, I saw the first one. I was told the book was far better. Seems like a definite no to me.
Also she decides to give up her whole life to be with edward.she chose him above all. even her family nd friends. . in ''new moon'' when bella falls off the motorbike jacob takes off his shirt and all she says is ''your beutiful'' jacob kind of makes a face and is like ok.since when do call a guy beutiful?
I hate Twilight because it shows a dysfunctional relationship in which Bella is utterly dependent upon Edward as a positive thing (did I mention he infantilises her?) Bella has no self-esteem, 'needs' a boyfriend, treats Jacob awfully and we're supposed to want to be like her?????????? I think it reflects our society poorly if we can't look for positive female role models in literature. We should be inspired by the Elizabeth Bennet and the Hermione Granger type characters. Not Bella Swan
i thought the first book was really good, the second was okay, the third one was mediocre, but the fourth one was so sutpid! and terrible! i couldn't finish it, and i was so glad that i was just borrowing it from someone and that i didnt actaully BUY it.
ive only seen the first two movies and i didn't like them because:
1) kristen stewart is not a talented actress.
2) edward's character is so overplayed! i didnt like him at all in the movies
It was first recommended to me by a friend. Actually I bought the book for my mother as a birthday present. Then after 3 days I noticed she haven't touched the book so I told her I'd just buy her a blouse or shoes, and I read Twilight. I don't like the story at all but we should give Ms. Meyer credit for making people read.
@MakeupByMags Aww a soccer hater... D: Soccer is the number one most watched sport in the world. You can't hate soccer! We run around for 90 minutes (that's an hour and a half, not two). ;) And yes, we actually do score goals. Some games there are no goals, but that's mostly from pee wee soccer to high school. When you get to be a big girl or boy in college or in pro leagues, there are no games that go without goals being scored!
@MakeupByMags I just wanted to share this with you, because soccer is my passion and it has been since I was age three. I will leave you with this; if you're going to hate on twilight, then just hate on twilight. :)
everyone in my family loves twilight...eccept me so when everyone wanted to see the 3rd movie i was dragged along. i tried to go to sleep during the movie but just my luck that there was 3 girls in the theater that would laugh at everything and not shut up. EVERYTHING even the parts that were not close to funny at all. so i was forced to watch the movie.the only part i liked was when the one guy needed help and was pulled away by the one wolf. i didnt even pay attentiom to anything else.
Why: the first two have no fightng or action whilst the third and fourth have a LITTLE action in them.
also if you go to stephenie meyers page she has the draft for midnight sun which is the version of twilight by edward, which is a lot more interesting than bella's version.
Also all you jacob fans:... i hate him, he sucks, he did nothing for bella
My thoughts on Twilights is summed up in want ad. Enjoy!
Twilight _ angst ridden whiney teenanger with necrophilic tendencies seeks undead pedophile who happened to have been in a horrible crafting accident.
@percyjacksonkid2017 hahahahahahahahahahahaha your comment was HILARIOUS!!! i dont hate twilight but i dont love it either. however I LOVE HARRY POTTER WITH ALL MY HEART!! (i have read every book at least twice and bought a voldemort wand in harry potter world in universal studios..yeah im just cool like that)
Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic
Twilight was cool in like sixth grade, when I was just growing out of Judy Bloom. What gets me are the girls in high school and the MOMS who are obsessed with Twilight. It's not literature, there's no hidden theme other than, "girls, if he's pretty, that's all that matters". RAHHHHEJLKSD. D:<
@teanicolae I know. I don't mind Twilight. I actually enjoyed Twilight when I was younger, but the people who act like it's the Bible and could tell you every time Bella talked about how attractive Edward was, bother me. It's a book, aimed towards preteens, let's not act like Stephenie Meyer (Spelling?) is the next Shakespeare.
the first time i read the twilight books i liked them.. that was like 3 years ago. i recently read the last one again and i was overwhelmed by the stupidity of the content.
I don't get why characters have to be so depressing all the time, nobody's ever happy! Bella's just a whiny bitch, what's up with that?!
okai the reason why ppl aka.girls love the book is because of the fact the edward instantly"loves"her thats the appeal i think its stupid how bella ask how long edward has been stalking her and after he responds she makes out with him like wtf is wrong with ur brain and ur okai with being almost being raped! it pisses me off like the way she thinks a girls mind works i would have argued with him then when i found out he was stalking me pepper spryed him& got a restraining order but thats just me
this is why girls loves twilight and guys don't same way guys love wrestling and girls don't. case and point. i love twilight so romantic. it's what girls are into!
@joshfan518 has nothing to do with sexism. so i take it more girls love football, drinking beer lifting weights and playing video games. and i take it more guys love painting their fingernails, putting on makeup, shopping for clothes and loving picture of baby animals.
@penotch you're being subjective saying that ALL females do those things, and ALL males do those things. I know tons of Females that love wrestling, football, and video games, and hate romance. I also know males who do enjoy "painting their fingernails, putting on makeup, shopping for clothes and loving picture of baby animals."
@joshfan518 never said ALL guys this or ALL girls that. you're the one who attacked my comment. lol i know plenty guys that paint their nails black and wear eye liner. i love video games and play ps3 all the time with my bf and even several gfs. i love to watch ufc and go see mma fights. i was merely stating a stereotypical comment and you took it way out of context and still are.
@joshfan518 "you're being subjective saying that ALL females do those things, and ALL males do those things." yeah you did SAY it. so yeah why not just stop trying to act like you one upped me. i never implied anything. didn't know i couldn't say "girls like twilight" what has the world come to? blah blah blah
I've read all of the books and seen all the movies, and first, I looooved it. I was a fan and was always looking for pictures of them, or searching for really cool quotes on the internet. But now, I'm kind off losing it. I still wanna see the last 2 parts, but at the end of the day I've lost it. I don't like it as much as I did in the beginning. And I'm a girl.. So i can understand you now.. But I wouldn't a few months ago. haha
Dude, you made me laugh so hard. i'm a girl. i read all four books. yeah, i don't like how everytime somthing big happens, Bella passes out and can't tell us about it. we get the summarized version from another character. Also, i don't like how there was never any fighting or conflict going on. i also don't like how Bella's dad is just as dumb as she is. he's suppose to be the parent. i don't like that the cullens are so bland and boring and never do anything. i'm runnin outta space.
Like Stephen King said, Harry Potter is better, because Harry Potter teaches the reader to concur your fears, follow your dreams, and so on. Twilight, however, just teaches you how important it is to have a boyfriend.
I know it's just a book but Meyer should be ARRESTED for making Twilight for it has:
1 Pedophilic actions
2 Sexism
3 Ruins the Aspect of Vampires
4 WORST GRAMMAR EVER
5 Character Development is little to none (Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham did a better job of that and I am NOT joking). Bella's was flatter than the paper it was printed on.I'm sorry, but if one screws up FICTION, the easiest genre to write, there's a problem.
Read Maya Angelou MLK Richad Wright Oscar Wilde Lian Hearn J.K Rowling
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Well i just like da action in the movies...da love scenes r boring and i dont get why jacob and edward r fighting over her i mean she aint even hot but juz average looking
how could you like the movie if you hated the book? the acting was terrible, everything was soooo overly dramatic i just wanted to bang my head into a wall. the plot line was lacking and the fact that everything was some sort of shade of grey really pissed me off. looking back i feel stupid for watching it.
6,7,8,9,10 - DID I mention that the books sucks? Oh yeah I did; overall, Twilight looks like all meyer did was rip off ideas from good writers, like anne rice, L.J. Smith and etc., put them into a mixter, pressed on the mix button and presented it to the published. It's total shit.
4 - The vampires; what kind of vampires sparkles in the sun and becomes weaker when they're older? LAME WANNABE VAMPS.
5 - The fights Suks; the 9/10 of the books i had to read about bella salivating over Edward like a bitch in heat and when the fight scene came... NOTHING happened (don't misunderstand me, i do like romance books, but good ones)
1 - The writing SUKS ASS; I've never read such a boring first point of view.
2 - The caracters have no depth; Bella is a whiny teenager; Edward is a tortured vampire who is supposed to be sexy and well that's pretty all there is bout them.
3 - The love story is shit; What does bella likes about edward... let me think, HUmm... OH YEAH, his pretty face. That's no love story, it's just a teenage girl's fantasm.
You like the movie because, regardless of whether Bella's passed out or not you get to see the fight scenes.
If you like a good combination of action and romance, try Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It has some pretty wicked fight scenes.
SMFortissimo 1 day ago
you. are. so. right!
plushalligator 2 days ago
you. ae
plushalligator 2 days ago
Your Bella impression sounds like zoolander!
snidgetsaywhee 2 days ago
How I feel about Twilight - F**k Twilight.
KaylaAWilliams 1 week ago 2
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TheSinniya 2 weeks ago
If you like vampires than go to "Vampires (1234)". It's a punk song makin fun of Twilight and how the movie destroyed what vampires are really suppose to be like. If you like what you hear than please look up No Flash Photography on Facebook.
AxnaSaku 2 weeks ago
I am a Twilight fan, but I understand why some people aren't. Bella can be a bit whiney at times and Edward's actions don't always make sense. I don't think you're in the wrong because you don't like Twilight. I only think non-Twilight fans are in the wrong when they tell us Twilight fans that we're stupid, which, unfortunately, has happened to me.
amyd10 2 weeks ago 2
I never realized you talked with your hands so much xD
TheProjectMJ 3 weeks ago
Oh no! You are in the RIGHT. Harry potter is life, twilight is terrible!
"After all this time?"
"Always," said snape.
percyjacksonkid2017 3 weeks ago 4
i like vampires to :)
but not twilight
punkrocker539 3 weeks ago
Read "A Song Of Ice and Fire"!
DrAdamantium 3 weeks ago
Okay Guys like you who read twilight annoy me. I am not a huge twilight fan, but it still annoys me the fact that guys read twilight think, "Oh twilight. About vampires. It MUST be a good book for me, even though it is OBVIOUSLY written for girls." Then they get pissed at how it is written and that there isn't any blood sucking or fighting in it. IT IS A GIRL BOOK. What did you expect?!!?? Then they go on and rant about how stupid it is. Well what do you expect from a GIRL book. Idiot.
MrTeddy12986 3 weeks ago
@MrTeddy12986 Oh, GREAT! Now you're making it sound like females are the most idiotic people ever! When people say its 'meant for girls,' I can't help but feel INSULTED! My hatred for Twilight burns with fury, and supposedly targeting a different age group is no excuse for it to be horrible. Why? There are no epic battles. No epic speeches. The characters are annoying, and its just a stupid romance 'vampire whatever sorry excuse for a book. Most other teen girls are idiots.
ThePeanutbutterbunny 2 weeks ago
@ThePeanutbutterbunny
im not a teen i loved the book thousands of others do more or less half the girls in my school do so if u dont like it others do so fucking shut upp
pikachu01784258215 2 weeks ago
@ThePeanutbutterbunny Uhm, wow. It's a series of books/movies, not mass genocide. There's no need to get so passionate in your hate for something that does you no harm really. It doesn't make you look intelligent at all. This coming from someone who doesn't like Twilight either.
Chell1246 1 week ago 2
Omg I'm watching this at night and im bitting my pillow trying not to make to much noise while I'm dying laughing!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG TOO FUNNY. "AND HIS SKIN WAS SPARKLING AND IT WAS CRAZY!" I died hahhha
Cheer12458 3 weeks ago
Why do people say there are vampire's in twilight? Cause it seems more like a retired impotent pedophile alien who pretends to be a vampire to appear cooler. It's just so far removed from the mytho to do this sparkle in the sun love tale that they might as well called it something else instead of buttraping kick ass folklore. At least when steven king made sleep walkers with a vampire like creature he didn't call them vampire's which spared the myth.
Breedo 3 weeks ago
i know, every single page of tale needs imagination, but.. this one? it's beyond imagination! oh, please ms. meyer, why did you show me the notion of glittering-sparkling vampires?! why it should be about the "jetcoaster-life" of a beautiful girl being saved by a hot, immortal, sparkling vampire? THAT's just what girls need today!!! # i miss anne rice's versions so much, her philosophy of vampires' much more logical and historical, and brad pitt's hotter vampire somehow!
MrCinul 3 weeks ago
i think everyone liked twilight at first and thennnnn we all realized how bad it was.
you just realized it sooner. :)
i love your motivational vids, but i'd appreciate it if you'd make more random videos like this<33
mokonalubsvic 4 weeks ago
i hate bella ... she's so passive and always appears to be useless and helpless ...
Tyippe99 1 month ago
And I though the book was WAAAAAAY waay better than the movie xD...
kyolud 1 month ago 3
So yeah… I do love twilight… and yeah… I do like the way Bella is dying every time she sees Edward. I guess.. I just love the though of someone so f*cking overpowered beautiful. Hmm the second thing about the fight, totally made me laugh xD good point.. it’s not for the fights, twilight is just a love story :P… with some vampires. Love comes first, vampires second.
kyolud 1 month ago
I really appreciate you giving a real explanation of why you hate it... So great job
neutraleyes05 1 month ago
i hate twilight too. it is soooo stupid
MrPoohbearluver 1 month ago
It's all about the hunger games and Harry potter
WhenItRain5 1 month ago 17
@WhenItRain5 and the maze runner. I love the hunger games too:)
littleangelsass 4 days ago
dont worrry dude i hated, and still hate, twilight so u werent in the wrong... :)
Apersonoflife 1 month ago
XD ur so funny
tybabygrl 1 month ago
Twilight fans are the worst of it :L
xPosumx 1 month ago
LOL at 1:45 <3
FMLIAable 1 month ago
Ok so I loved the movie but after 150 pages into the book I just wanted to set it on fire.
llrockergurl101 1 month ago
THANK YOU AT LAAST THERE ARE A FEW SANE POEPLE WHO CAN SEE WHAT A LOAD CRAP TWLIGHT IS
Rainicornsrawsomex 1 month ago 3
when i saw the first twilight movie i was like "oh thats so beautiful" at the second one i was like "hmm..ok" then i was like "what the freak...AGAIN -.-" and now i hate it
MsYareliz 1 month ago
lord i love you
Charmed1429 1 month ago 2
lol
Friender987 1 month ago
Twilight books/movies are alright. Not so good, but not so stupid. It could've done much better. In regards to the movies.. Breaking Dawn Part 1 was probably the best. It seems they're putting much more money into making the movies.
MageeVue 1 month ago
Twilight sucks
Lyta1Lupinfan1 1 month ago
I used to be a massive Twilight fan from when I was 9-11 but I eventually grew to hate it..sooooo bad! Meyer's other book The Host is in my opinion, a much better book. The characters have proper personalities and there are way more fights than there are in Twilight!
VocaloidsAreMyWorld 1 month ago
I personnally think the movie is terrible... but I've only seen part of the first movie... so oh well...
ahphmhnh 1 month ago
The Twilight movies are not bad, and the book isn't terrible... that is, until you discover Harry Potter. Then Twilight is like the sad excuse for a woman who failed to replace the most epic story in time.
JesusPrncess 1 month ago
Why I hate Twilight: A movie with a vampire against a werewolf has soooo much potential.....but it just got ruined
smurfmaster90 1 month ago
Oh man. I'm sorry. Your arm and hand motions are giving me a headache. I had to stop this video after about a minute...haha
amandaconda5 1 month ago
You, sir, are in the right. Twilight is not quality literature.
RaRaAshley 1 month ago 2
why didn't you just stop reading it?
Tracster13 1 month ago 2
Your hand gestures annoyed and distracted the hell outta me couldn't finish the video.
tiaaaaaaar 2 months ago
From my personal experience... I actually really enjoyed Twilight. I was a HUGE fan. The movie was horrible, I could agree with everyone there.
MrHenryCat 2 months ago
what do you think of vampire sucks?
Arial113 2 months ago
I don't like the movies but I love the first book and the last book anything else sucks the movies they try to stretch the scenes out for 2 long and cut out important but and Robert Paterson is so ugly new moon is really boring I cried over how boring it was and eclipse they couldn't settle on one thing same with the movies ( long rant)
geekthatsme 2 months ago
How. Freaking. Accurate.
IAmThisMany 2 months ago 2
Wow, the Harry Potter fangirls must be really passionate who watched this video. There isn't one comment comparing your sparkly eyes to Edward's skin.
AwesomeVideos40 2 months ago 39
@AwesomeVideos40 no one fucking cares about his eyes or fucking SKIN!
Lars1993 9 hours ago
0:15 Ladies? I asked about it too...
AwesomeVideos40 2 months ago
Twilight is a genocide of forestry. The only way I can explain its popularity is a failure of the education system.
aranelangel 2 months ago 3
Epic. Win.
bathandbodyworksluv 2 months ago
The youngest aged person Edward can date is 66 . Bella was 17 (I think.).
Lauen324 2 months ago
@Lauen324 The youngest aged person Edward could date is 18 actually. 18 is legal.
MrHenryCat 2 months ago
twilight Isnt the best movie so i honestly have to say it was no good
H3nga2 2 months ago
Twilight was a knock off version of Underworld and Harry Potter mixed... HATED it!
MandyBooBear12 2 months ago
i like you.
dedu98 2 months ago
Does Josh remind anyone else of the character Chris Traeger from the show Parks and Recreation (played by Rob Lowe)???
1. They both have GORGEOUS blue eyes.
2. They both survived painful medical experiences as children.
3. They're both insanely optimistic and energetic and super-motivational.
4. They're both in great shape/are really athletic.
5. They're both SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!!!
Anyway...just wondering...
imeatingamarshmallow 2 months ago
@nwlawookie that's because they don't kill him, he dies of old age and weakness. If you read it again you'll notice that he disintegrates, rather like the dead do when they are let out of the land of the dead
Elphie021 3 months ago
Got yourself a thumbs-up for telling me the narrator (Bella) didn't actually follow the events. The movie was awful, I saw the first one. I was told the book was far better. Seems like a definite no to me.
LootFragg 3 months ago
video is awesome........................
piyapatil211 3 months ago
really hate twilight................ a l ot
piyapatil211 3 months ago
Your eyes are beautiful man...
devgowri 3 months ago
It reminds me of the end of the "His Dark Materials series." They kill God and you don't even get to hear about it.
nwlawookie 3 months ago
:'(
Taizer13 3 months ago
You were really dissapointed in that non-fight fight scene. :(
Breaking Suckfest (er Dawn) was worse. There was a whole non-war war.
HickeryHickery 3 months ago
lol Well said
Dmoniair 3 months ago
Edward: "YO! Check it out, Bella...While you're passed out I fought another vampire Buuuutt you're pass out"
I hate Twilight too. Such a useless thing, imo
remsan03 3 months ago
Hahaha, loved this!!!
youradorable3 3 months ago
in the wrong? only in the wrong demographic
ThisMakayla 3 months ago
Will you marry me? Please? You're totally awesome and hilarious.
frontcountrygirl 3 months ago 45
Josh I love u but y did u read the book and watch the movie?????
mnmsgirlipoo 3 months ago
Also she decides to give up her whole life to be with edward.she chose him above all. even her family nd friends. . in ''new moon'' when bella falls off the motorbike jacob takes off his shirt and all she says is ''your beutiful'' jacob kind of makes a face and is like ok.since when do call a guy beutiful?
0XxIzzyxX0 3 months ago
josh the only good thing that you can do with the twilight book is use it to feed a fire
cocoacrisp505 3 months ago
being a big horror movie fan,i saw twilight RUINED MY LIFE! (or atleast my movie life)
scaryguy004 3 months ago
I hate Twilight because it shows a dysfunctional relationship in which Bella is utterly dependent upon Edward as a positive thing (did I mention he infantilises her?) Bella has no self-esteem, 'needs' a boyfriend, treats Jacob awfully and we're supposed to want to be like her?????????? I think it reflects our society poorly if we can't look for positive female role models in literature. We should be inspired by the Elizabeth Bennet and the Hermione Granger type characters. Not Bella Swan
rosiecouture1 3 months ago 2
whats with the hand movements lol
Lissa101051 3 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
camiaravena1 3 months ago
Take the love story away. and oh look theres no story.
BeckyHasRespect1 4 months ago
Watch Alex Reads Twilight
Jumpjumpjumpandjive 4 months ago
i love your arm movements in this video hehe<3
FaceBookAddict1999 4 months ago
i thought the first book was really good, the second was okay, the third one was mediocre, but the fourth one was so sutpid! and terrible! i couldn't finish it, and i was so glad that i was just borrowing it from someone and that i didnt actaully BUY it.
ive only seen the first two movies and i didn't like them because:
1) kristen stewart is not a talented actress.
2) edward's character is so overplayed! i didnt like him at all in the movies
3)ughhh
citrusgum17 4 months ago 2
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Bella can kiss the deepest darkest part of my ass!
bonnie1351994 4 months ago
It was first recommended to me by a friend. Actually I bought the book for my mother as a birthday present. Then after 3 days I noticed she haven't touched the book so I told her I'd just buy her a blouse or shoes, and I read Twilight. I don't like the story at all but we should give Ms. Meyer credit for making people read.
corneliusofdark 4 months ago
you're hilarious! haha the way you described the fight made me laugh so hard!
azumduwd 4 months ago 2
Dont worry. Your not the only one who hates twilight. ^^
BlueIce172 4 months ago 3
twilight is like soccer, they run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just dont understand
MakeupByMags 5 months ago 4
@MakeupByMags Aww a soccer hater... D: Soccer is the number one most watched sport in the world. You can't hate soccer! We run around for 90 minutes (that's an hour and a half, not two). ;) And yes, we actually do score goals. Some games there are no goals, but that's mostly from pee wee soccer to high school. When you get to be a big girl or boy in college or in pro leagues, there are no games that go without goals being scored!
LoveLife1242 4 months ago
@MakeupByMags I just wanted to share this with you, because soccer is my passion and it has been since I was age three. I will leave you with this; if you're going to hate on twilight, then just hate on twilight. :)
LoveLife1242 4 months ago
TWILIGHT SUCKS..TEAM POTTER AND TEAM ROWLING FTW!!
heartgirl79 5 months ago
@heartgirl79 Excuse me, sir? I have been informed you have won the internet.
austins830 4 months ago
i love you
HeartChibi 5 months ago
Your funny and i agree BUT I love Twilight/Taylor Lautner!!
You so funny!!
saranoguerol 5 months ago
harry potter was an end of and era,twilight was the end of an error.
lokie1297 5 months ago 150
@lokie1297 LOLOLOLOLOLOL
MissZoey007 5 months ago
@lokie1297 yo dawg i heard you liked memebase so we let you use your meme jokes on youtube yodawg.jpg
MCRsuperVAMP 3 months ago
@lokie1297 I think Harry potter can have good things, wheras Twilight..omg..
Lars1993 2 months ago
and then i couldn't breathe i was all like: GASP GASP GASP
LOLOL So true!
CoolioCheeseio 5 months ago
I hate the books, the movies, the characters and the whole dang concept!!!!!!
I love vampires and werewolves though.......call me weird, I deserve it.
*looks at reflection and says, 'your weird',*
[just in case no one said I was weird]
GroovySponteniety 5 months ago
"Twilight came to me in a dream" - Stephanie Meyer. "It is not good to dwell on dreams" -Albus Dumbledore
Cats3b 5 months ago 89
@Cats3b epicness man!
GroovySponteniety 5 months ago
@Cats3b Ba-Zing.
austins830 2 months ago
@Cats3b do you know what that means? It means the entire story was an after thought of a steamy dream she had O_O
maximumride427 1 month ago
I cried laughing
emmy4981 5 months ago 2
The awkward moment when the advert next to the YouTube video is '5 veggies that KILL belly fat?'
TheSentientSpaghetti 5 months ago
@superduperhappyvids
Yup! :) love that website!
JambaJuicelvr2 5 months ago
u sure use a lot of hand motion.
ZehnterMuharam 5 months ago
everyone in my family loves twilight...eccept me so when everyone wanted to see the 3rd movie i was dragged along. i tried to go to sleep during the movie but just my luck that there was 3 girls in the theater that would laugh at everything and not shut up. EVERYTHING even the parts that were not close to funny at all. so i was forced to watch the movie.the only part i liked was when the one guy needed help and was pulled away by the one wolf. i didnt even pay attentiom to anything else.
rangerpride1 5 months ago
my opinion:
1- the first book: SUCKS
2- the second one is EVEN WORSE
3- the third one os good
4- the fourth one is very good.
Why: the first two have no fightng or action whilst the third and fourth have a LITTLE action in them.
also if you go to stephenie meyers page she has the draft for midnight sun which is the version of twilight by edward, which is a lot more interesting than bella's version.
Also all you jacob fans:... i hate him, he sucks, he did nothing for bella
BlueDiamondDan101 5 months ago
LOL JOSH! That was priceless, if my roommate ever saw this vid she wouldsmack ME for laughing at it LOL!
esmajor 5 months ago
I don't really like twilight, does enyone now a real vampire movie with some action in it.
Vampirehunter141 5 months ago
I'm a girl, and i hate twilight -.-''
Have seen the movies, and really, i ended up wasting my life!
NorwegianMuslimGirl 5 months ago 3
My thoughts on Twilights is summed up in want ad. Enjoy!
Twilight _ angst ridden whiney teenanger with necrophilic tendencies seeks undead pedophile who happened to have been in a horrible crafting accident.
tony713c 5 months ago
you do not love twilight because you are not a young teenage girl who secretly likes reading about sexual tension :)
Azami4117 5 months ago
Harry potter is about overcoming adversity and fighting for what's right. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. I'm just sayin.
percyjacksonkid2017 5 months ago
@percyjacksonkid2017 harry potter has some morals too
URAbunnylover2 5 months ago
@percyjacksonkid2017 hahahahahahahahahahahaha your comment was HILARIOUS!!! i dont hate twilight but i dont love it either. however I LOVE HARRY POTTER WITH ALL MY HEART!! (i have read every book at least twice and bought a voldemort wand in harry potter world in universal studios..yeah im just cool like that)
BlueDiamondDan101 5 months ago
@percyjacksonkid2017 Hahaha, yaaay Stephen King (sorta) <3
kellythecrayon 3 months ago
josh was reading this book worse then getting your leg cut off? i hope not no book could be worse than cancer
14lanicup 5 months ago
Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic
JambaJuicelvr2 6 months ago 266
@JambaJuicelvr2 dearblankpleaeblank???
superduperhappyvids 5 months ago
@JambaJuicelvr2 lmao
MissZoey007 5 months ago
@JambaJuicelvr2 101 logic pwned!
devilzreality93 4 months ago
@JambaJuicelvr2 But have you ever thaught about the fact that vampires skin is hard as stone?
Sincerely, Real Fact.
97SwedenGirl 3 months ago
@JambaJuicelvr2 hAHAHA WOW!!! so true!! haha
lexiepet1232 3 months ago
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@JambaJuicelvr2 ha ha ha you are right....
devgowri 3 months ago
@JambaJuicelvr2 dearblanpleaseblank?
bigyellowbanana123 2 months ago
@JambaJuicelvr2 u got that from dearblankpleaseblank
superduperhappyvids 2 months ago
Atleast I found some people who HATE Twilight as much as I do...
UndertakerMistress 6 months ago
you should check out morganville vampire books :)
TheKitt678 6 months ago
keep pressing 3 for masturbation
Theawesomecool1 6 months ago
@Theawesomecool1 boo! :)
rediwsCp 5 months ago
Twilight was cool in like sixth grade, when I was just growing out of Judy Bloom. What gets me are the girls in high school and the MOMS who are obsessed with Twilight. It's not literature, there's no hidden theme other than, "girls, if he's pretty, that's all that matters". RAHHHHEJLKSD. D:<
xXxRawrxXx877 6 months ago 2
@xXxRawrxXx877 Yeah.Exactly.What I don't get is GROWN-UP WOMEN, MOMS being OBSESSED with Twilight. Shouldn't they have more experience than that?
teanicolae 6 months ago
@teanicolae I know. I don't mind Twilight. I actually enjoyed Twilight when I was younger, but the people who act like it's the Bible and could tell you every time Bella talked about how attractive Edward was, bother me. It's a book, aimed towards preteens, let's not act like Stephenie Meyer (Spelling?) is the next Shakespeare.
xXxRawrxXx877 6 months ago
Um. Sorry. That was a little much? A little much. Probably a little much.
haha. hilarious.
Whitjo100 6 months ago
i hate twilight too.
and im the only one of my friends who hates twilight
they are always talking about it
its so annoying
sneeuwmonster 6 months ago
You made my day
SirBumRush 6 months ago
the first time i read the twilight books i liked them.. that was like 3 years ago. i recently read the last one again and i was overwhelmed by the stupidity of the content.
I don't get why characters have to be so depressing all the time, nobody's ever happy! Bella's just a whiny bitch, what's up with that?!
soccergirl2900 6 months ago 2
I LIKE TWILIGHT BUT YOUR SO FUNNY AND ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID MAkES SENSE..... the only thing i like about twilight is........... I CAN'T REMEMBER...
rainemariah 6 months ago
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rainemariah 6 months ago
read Breaking dawn.. (twilight 4)
kristinamednasa 6 months ago
I HATE TWILIGHT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
harry potter rules the world
ilive4potter 6 months ago
okai the reason why ppl aka.girls love the book is because of the fact the edward instantly"loves"her thats the appeal i think its stupid how bella ask how long edward has been stalking her and after he responds she makes out with him like wtf is wrong with ur brain and ur okai with being almost being raped! it pisses me off like the way she thinks a girls mind works i would have argued with him then when i found out he was stalking me pepper spryed him& got a restraining order but thats just me
sandrasaysrawwr 6 months ago
this is why girls loves twilight and guys don't same way guys love wrestling and girls don't. case and point. i love twilight so romantic. it's what girls are into!
penotch 6 months ago
@penotch nice sexism there
joshfan518 6 months ago
@joshfan518 has nothing to do with sexism. so i take it more girls love football, drinking beer lifting weights and playing video games. and i take it more guys love painting their fingernails, putting on makeup, shopping for clothes and loving picture of baby animals.
penotch 6 months ago
@penotch you're being subjective saying that ALL females do those things, and ALL males do those things. I know tons of Females that love wrestling, football, and video games, and hate romance. I also know males who do enjoy "painting their fingernails, putting on makeup, shopping for clothes and loving picture of baby animals."
joshfan518 6 months ago
@joshfan518 never said ALL guys this or ALL girls that. you're the one who attacked my comment. lol i know plenty guys that paint their nails black and wear eye liner. i love video games and play ps3 all the time with my bf and even several gfs. i love to watch ufc and go see mma fights. i was merely stating a stereotypical comment and you took it way out of context and still are.
penotch 6 months ago
@penotch I never said that you did SAY it, no you implied it.
joshfan518 6 months ago
@joshfan518 "you're being subjective saying that ALL females do those things, and ALL males do those things." yeah you did SAY it. so yeah why not just stop trying to act like you one upped me. i never implied anything. didn't know i couldn't say "girls like twilight" what has the world come to? blah blah blah
penotch 6 months ago
@penotch Why does ever person that continues an argument with me have to be a 12 year old dumbass?
joshfan518 6 months ago
@joshfan518 probably since you go out of your way to try to start something. i take it you're a 12 year old dumbass?
penotch 6 months ago
@penotch Oh ya, you got me, I am totally 12.
joshfan518 6 months ago
Go on the oatmeal.com and see their comic 'how twilight works' :P
Have a nice day~
samaimdeda 6 months ago
I've read all of the books and seen all the movies, and first, I looooved it. I was a fan and was always looking for pictures of them, or searching for really cool quotes on the internet. But now, I'm kind off losing it. I still wanna see the last 2 parts, but at the end of the day I've lost it. I don't like it as much as I did in the beginning. And I'm a girl.. So i can understand you now.. But I wouldn't a few months ago. haha
I loooove you Josh, you made me laugh! : D
Aliicjaa 6 months ago
Dude, you made me laugh so hard. i'm a girl. i read all four books. yeah, i don't like how everytime somthing big happens, Bella passes out and can't tell us about it. we get the summarized version from another character. Also, i don't like how there was never any fighting or conflict going on. i also don't like how Bella's dad is just as dumb as she is. he's suppose to be the parent. i don't like that the cullens are so bland and boring and never do anything. i'm runnin outta space.
PotawatomiApiwa 6 months ago 2
Like Stephen King said, Harry Potter is better, because Harry Potter teaches the reader to concur your fears, follow your dreams, and so on. Twilight, however, just teaches you how important it is to have a boyfriend.
JackRussell111 6 months ago 3
i prefer harry potter over twilight anytime anyday even star wars books are alot better than that pathetic twilight saga book series
SMeyerDestroysLife 6 months ago
i hate twilight and love harry potter now i wanna know do u like harry potter
1234miagirl 6 months ago
700 pages. if you removed all the bad parts you would now have a 3 page book.
sarahm2017 6 months ago
I know it's just a book but Meyer should be ARRESTED for making Twilight for it has:
1 Pedophilic actions
2 Sexism
3 Ruins the Aspect of Vampires
4 WORST GRAMMAR EVER
5 Character Development is little to none (Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham did a better job of that and I am NOT joking). Bella's was flatter than the paper it was printed on.I'm sorry, but if one screws up FICTION, the easiest genre to write, there's a problem.
Read Maya Angelou MLK Richad Wright Oscar Wilde Lian Hearn J.K Rowling
blackbuttonbailey 6 months ago
Lol were you like jacked up on heroine thriut this video? You were all over the place xD
danielh2461 6 months ago
MARRY ME.
GrandestWords 6 months ago
im in love
DeathThenZombie 6 months ago
People really need to learn how to spell...
MusicIsLife3919 6 months ago 3
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Well i just like da action in the movies...da love scenes r boring and i dont get why jacob and edward r fighting over her i mean she aint even hot but juz average looking
souljakid192 6 months ago
that is because of when you write a book you have to show detal it would be boring if she was like . . . look therse edward
secrettunnel100 6 months ago
hate twilight it sucks... bella is too whinny and cant make up her mind...
emid50 6 months ago
how could you like the movie if you hated the book? the acting was terrible, everything was soooo overly dramatic i just wanted to bang my head into a wall. the plot line was lacking and the fact that everything was some sort of shade of grey really pissed me off. looking back i feel stupid for watching it.
MrSoleyn 6 months ago
I also hate twilight. I thought it was cheesy.
weirdandlazy1 6 months ago
(Et voici la suite de la suite)
6,7,8,9,10 - DID I mention that the books sucks? Oh yeah I did; overall, Twilight looks like all meyer did was rip off ideas from good writers, like anne rice, L.J. Smith and etc., put them into a mixter, pressed on the mix button and presented it to the published. It's total shit.
slapbante 6 months ago
(Et voici la suite)
4 - The vampires; what kind of vampires sparkles in the sun and becomes weaker when they're older? LAME WANNABE VAMPS.
5 - The fights Suks; the 9/10 of the books i had to read about bella salivating over Edward like a bitch in heat and when the fight scene came... NOTHING happened (don't misunderstand me, i do like romance books, but good ones)
slapbante 6 months ago 4
Why I hate Twilight
1 - The writing SUKS ASS; I've never read such a boring first point of view.
2 - The caracters have no depth; Bella is a whiny teenager; Edward is a tortured vampire who is supposed to be sexy and well that's pretty all there is bout them.
3 - The love story is shit; What does bella likes about edward... let me think, HUmm... OH YEAH, his pretty face. That's no love story, it's just a teenage girl's fantasm.
slapbante 6 months ago 101
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