Scarlet Fever

[timic83cinemassacre]

Blegh, another fucking video with a fatass in front of the camera trying to be funny

[0xPRANKSTAxGANGSTAx0]

@timic83cinemassacre = world's first talking black baby

[ShootStyleZombie]

now I know where Encylcopedia Dramatica got the picture for Asalieri's page from :D

[TuskaZiikki]

mkay, spending about an hour watching asalieri, and trying to find something funny about his videos, i managed to laugh once. Good job mate. Maybe someday you'll actually learn to be funny. Same goes to razorfist. No hatin' just my opinion. ; )

[RealInstantClassic]

Awesome vid you need to make more

[sillygrl23]

I had a nightmare last night, that Scarlett was stalking after me so she could kill me. o.o And I am seriously going 'WTF!?!?!" Why the hell did I have a dream about that! That is as fucked up as this video here.

[DemonicPuppet83]

"It's nice how you look like Nosferatu on a 3 week meth bender." lmao!!

[DemonicPuppet83]

lmao!

[DFLOODyeaa]

Razorfist is so hilarious XD

[Falodetudo]

Cool spoof of Spoony!

[nhaer042]

Wait what happened between Spoony and his girlfriend anyway? 

[curvalcurval]

good god, I only made it to about 12 minutes in and he had already drank 5 or 6 shots of rum. his friends there should be stopping him.

[Yurochka85]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer to record myself getting drunk and crying. Stay Spoony my friends.

[cguevara12]

So I'm currently watching his video and he is upset because his Twilight movie is bad?

[TheZackCantrell]

If you look at Spoony's personal facebook, the only people he's friends with that aren't employed by TGWTG seem to have the last name Antwiller. I really think Spoony has reached the nadir of Internet fame, as he seems to have only internet friends. I feel sorry for the guy.

[iniche]

Comparing you here now to the Internet Nobody News video of October... there's a bit of a concern in terms of your health. At least it seems that way...

[InternetNobodyNews]

@iniche wha?

[iniche]

@InternetNobodyNews lol, I didn't mean it in reference to the acting (drinking/depressed) part. I mean, like, you seem... bigger. That would be a bad thing.

[ImTheDruggernaut]

Spoony looks like a fucking wreck.

[UnfortunateWill]

Spoony is just sad. I kinda wish that he would get off the internet and get his life in order rather than let his problems play out so publicly.

[InternetNobodyNews]

@UnfortunateWill this is exactly my issue with him.

[Dagyo23]

I don't normally watch Spoony but I loved his Twilight review. He's a funny drunk

[jakesbrain]

@Dagyo23 The irony is that now he has to be drunk in order to be funny.

[ImTheDruggernaut]

@jakesbrain His viewers also have to be drunk for him to be funny.

[Hellraiser589]

Is drinking good for someone with a heart problem?

[huerfanoproducciones]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[UnforgivenRonin]

I feel like drinking Arizona Tea now! Thanks Asa!

[ImTheDruggernaut]

@UnforgivenRonin Arizona Fruit Punch is the shit.

[UnforgivenRonin]

@ImTheDruggernaut

It is! :D

[Falcovsleon21]

And that's what he deserves for his completely elitist views on Zelda and treating his fanbase like trash. Hell, he thinks the Twilight movies are that bad. I can force him to watch some shit that blows that away.

[Hellraiser589]

@Falcovsleon21 I completly agree. I think he hates Zelda because others can get excited about it and feel happy while he can't. Come to think of it, he hates a lot of things and has unreachable standards for most things. Spoony was the first internet reviewer I discovered back in 06-07. The only sad part is that someone that was once a likable everyman can turn into this. I don't feel bad for Spoony but for his old fans who used to support him.

[PineapplesRcrunchy]

Also what the fuck was up with JewWario and Linkara not telling him to cut it out with the drinking BS? I get that they aren't his parents or anything but really?

[PineapplesRcrunchy]

Drinking to get drunk on purpose never leads to good things. : (

[kidkool47]

I don't think razorfist is in any position to mock someones looks...

[Hellraiser589]

@kidkool47 Who cares what you think. Go suck Jfreedan's dick.

[xRazorFistx]

@kidkool47

Tall, muscular, good complexion? Yeah, I'm a real Quasimodo.

Don't mind me, random asshole on the internet. I'll be under a bridge scaring billygoats.

[kidkool47]

@xRazorFistx your delusion is adorable

[xRazorFistx]

@kidkool47

Yeah, I'm deluded.

You're the guy determining someone's life story based on grainy videos posted at half their aspect ratio.

[leguille101]

I didn't recognize any hard liquor in there. Those looked like Wine bottles. I mean, really? If I mix my drink with anything it's with hot sauce not a diet coke. It's like, okay: I'm on a diet, but I am totally fine with flooding my system with alcohol... really?

[jj655321]

@leguille101 Was this comment serious? Really? Not even heard of canadian club? Hmm. But if you do ever drink rum or whiskey don't ruin it by putting hot sauce in it. Also, why do you keep shutting down your forum? Just let it stay up even if there's sometimes drama.

[leguille101]

@jj655321 Yes, I do sometimes drink shots with hot sauce. I'm not Canadian, so no I've never heard of it. Some whiskeys already contain spices in them, read your labels. It's not ruining it, when I went down south it's a very big thing to mix alcohol and hot sauce; I happen to like it. As for the forums; First time was not by choice. The system had an error, and the host wasn't being friendly about it. Second time was a mutual agreement between Asa and myself. The site was not done.

[Gigamyt3]

Spoony depressed? How pathetic of him! Then again, he did this to himself from how much of a cock he was. What's he so depressed for? For missing his little fuck buddy who took too much advantage of him and because he thinks his life sucks? NO! FUCK THAT! All Spoony does is sit on his pale ass and bitch about stuff in his vlogs, shitty reviews that aren't even funny, and going to conventions, and most people struggle everyday to make a living, yet he's sick of his easy life?! FUCK YOU SPOONY!

[Gjkl345]

@Gigamyt3 I liked his Counter Monkey reviews. Though he's too streamlined at this point in his reviews. And well his vlogs are an entirely different story. I honestly do find myself agreeing with him at times when he's just analytically deconstructing the film and doesn't bitch and moan for five hours on end. Some guys can still be an asshole to fans while their content doesn't suffer for it. I feel Spoony does not have this ability.

[Gjkl345]

@Gigamyt3 Infact, I'm still clueless as to what exactly went on with Scarlet and him and that's perfectly fine for me. I think I suffer less rage from that. Honestly, all he needs to do is shape up his life, avoid pitfalls, listen to and not ban immediately the fans who are not worshiping his very livelihood, don't get too egotistic, and we should see the old sarcastic analyzer who made funny Dragon Lance or Bayou Billy commentaries who took things easy for the most part.

[ItsTheFizz]

Remember kids... Drink responsively and FFS if you actually have clinical depression, don't do stuff that'll inflame it!

[TemplarThe2nd]

anyone else remember a time when spoony was actually fun to laugh with and not at?

[Retardretroguy]

There's "good stuff" in Spoony's bawlog?

[JacobKaiju]

That video was sad, but your parody was funny.

[TheRealAceofOpus]

Have you looked at the comments on this thing? I may not like what Spoony has been doing for a while now but this is all true it looks like his fans are kicking him while he is down. It is sad an pathetic.

Dear Spoony: I think it would be best for your physical and mental health if you take a sabbatical from the internet. You look like you are going closer to death's door every time I see you and if your fans really liked you they would understand your need to leave.

[manikmista665plus1]

Everybody has a hard time with break-ups. Some more than others, however him projecting his personal life like that was a bad move. I think he shouldn't have shot the video at all. At least then it would have saved me the hour and a half facepalm that was his vlog/review. Quality of his videos have declined more and more. Now, he's just a shell of his former self. His video was way too dragged out and he brought up the same points multiple times. I Would have loved to see your reactions to it.

[CSick27]

waaaaahhhhhh. i cant make a video if it doesnt have a fat lisping republican in it. waaaaaaahhhh. i cant make a video that anyone with any semblance of an actual life would have the time or desire to watch. waaaaaaaahhhhh.

[CSick27]

waaaaahhhhhh. im sad. waaaaaaahhh. it makes me sleepy. waaaaaaaaahhhhh.

[liveFinalFantasy]

I put Spoony's vid on for background noise last night while working on my perler sprites. Honestly, I laughed at a few Twilight jokes. But every time he brought up Scarlett, I thought he was gonna have a break down. At the end he said he'd upload the vid w/out watching it beforehand. Bad idea.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

where's oreo?

[gamefreak011]

Maybe it's because I also suffer from on and off depression (I heard spoony suffers from it too) but I just couldn't laugh at it. It was just sad.

Your parody however did make me laugh. Great job.

[InternetNobodyNews]

@gamefreak011 I think he exaggerates his 'condition', though.

[DazzRazz47]

@InternetNobodyNews How are you qualified to tell us he's exaggerating his depression?

[InternetNobodyNews]

@DazzRazz47 I did say 'I think'. I didn't present it as fact, since I can't be certain of that.

[Hellraiser589]

LOL, Spoony doesen't have any friends. It this was 3-4 years ago when he quality of work was excellent and he still treated his fans decently than I would feel bad. He dug his own grave and now karma came back to kick his ass.

[InternetNobodyNews]

@Hellraiser589 yeah, that's pretty much the long and short of it.

[Divock]

Meh. I found some of it to be funny.

Of course, that isn't to say that the actual reasoning for drinking like that is completely pathetic. I guess he thought that since his fans were awaiting his annual Twilight rant that he had to make it more entertaining...at least, that would be the best case scenario and it's still a stupid reason.

[codfish97]

Ha! That was excellent. A belated Happy Thanksgiving to you and Razorfist.

Much regards,

-MZ

[TheRPGShadow]

I was waiting to see if someone would give me the time where Spoony's boring vid gets somwhat entertaining

:P

[InternetNobodyNews]

@TheRPGShadow 1:22:00 onward.

[TheRPGShadow]

@InternetNobodyNews nope still as boring, I find your parody to be the better version. Also, I feel so sorry for you and RazorFist to have wasted one hour and a half to this, I just wonder, How did you do it?

[InternetNobodyNews]

@TheRPGShadow well, we bounced jokes off each other. that always helps.

[ShadowChozo]

Wait....

Spoony HAD DIGNITY LEFT?

THAT, is the shocking part o_ó

[UnforgivenRonin]

yeah spoony is sad

[InternetNobodyNews]

@UnforgivenRonin very.

[One176]

OMGZ Two Eric vids in one day. I'm the first commenter :D

[InternetNobodyNews]

@One176 Brian has beaten you to it.

[blee427]

Best. Video. Of the last 20 minutes or so.