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  • Child free flights. Yes, just yes.

  • they should have called ghostbusters.....

  • some great inforamtion here thanks

  • Focaccia

  • Dumb kid Obama is an idiot!!!

  • Ur name cant be sxephile - cuz i always read it sexephil, loool. Sexlord o.O

  • Panties!!!!!

  • I mean, I would just take Evil Baby Hitler to the Evil Baby Orphanage....

    DFTBA

  • yay

  • I can't stop watching!!!!!!

  • Not racist if it's true...

  • I love abortions.

  • I would massage your neck(;

  • hitler baby lmao

  • Who you gonna call? Bill Parsons!

  • Did anybody else laugh way to hard at the "Elephants!!! Everywhere!!!!" speech bubble?

  • @thesuicidemessiah1 Yea I did

  • LOL GET ME PARSONS.

  • I seriously have watched this episode like 20 times and diiiiie of laughter everytime. The Bob Parsons story is the best thing ever XDD

  • This was making me laugh sooo hard!!

  • Insidious!! :D

  • I LOVE that you just said "all three seasons of 'Sliders'" because only the 1st three seasons should be considered "Sliders"....

  • Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

    Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

  • u were talkin' slower on this one, were u stoned?

  • It was comin' right for him!

  • @lb8684 sure but dude... This is the internet. Your free to do anything. So what youre saying is as good as saying it to a wall

  • Hitler's mother was actually gonna have him aborted but the doctor talked him out of it. or at least thats what i heard

  • This is one of the stupidest maundering videos I've started to watch in a long, long time. I thought dolts this disconnected were only allowed straitjackets. Furthermore, sublimating this display of insipid, inexorable idiocy would be inexecutable. Please desist from such embarrassing ignorance.

  • You sir have a new suscriber.

  • Spoiler for Old Boy: the dude fucks his daughter!

  • @carclain123 you have no lfie. Get one.

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  • Your editor has the patience of a Nepalese Buddhist monk.

  • Source code b/c of Russell Peters.

  • ELEPHANTS EVERYWHERE!

  • i watched source code like 6 months ago, it was awesome!

  • HAHAHA lets call parsons !!!! omg this made my day (but its still sad they killed an elephant

  • FUCK!!! ELEPHANTS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

  • Source Code

  • "OH LOOK. You DID something with your life!"

    I'm glad someone else feels that way.

    I'm seriously amazed by the smugness of pregnant ladies and new mothers.

  • ur sexy

  • Phil please respond this do you have girlfriend or are you a lazyass like me

  • sideous much

  • when you said "chokolates" i was like. iiii neeeeeed theeeemmm!!!!!!!

  • "fuck,...elephants everywhere....get me parsons!!!!!!" That is my favorite Phillip D moment right there

  • LOL PHIL parsons saved the day

    

  • Wow....just wow....wtf white people indeed

  • If you have a baby, and he/she is crying, Stick your pinky in his/her ear and rub the inside gently... The baby will calm down, he/she will smile for sure and will be very, very quiet

  • The USA is insolvency!!!!!!!!!!

    All federal employee have to disclaim their annuity but Obama needs billiards of Dollars for the illegal war in Libya to kill lots of innocent children!!!!!!

  • this episode was so funny it made me cry... haha

  • oh, Pjil, haven't you heard of the evil baby orphanage?

  • funniest elephant story ever

  • lmao at the mormon commercial. why divorce if you can have multiple wives?

  • The clown reference...can't stop laughing

  • Why did Hitler have a potato on his penis?

    Cause he was a Dick Tater!

  • how is that sign racist /??

  • THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN ABORTION THING. Hitler babies aren't cool.

  • P.E.T.A.- People.Eat.Tasty.Animals

  • jesus stop hating hes just expressing his opinions, your the assholes here you cant criticize someones personal opinion on something, even if it is offensive to show humor

  • Hey Phil Hitler & Mussolini were pretty god friends for dictators....

  • 819 ppl create makeup guru videos

  • Interesting fact about your thing about genocidal maniac being aborted, Hitler's mother almost got an abortion, but was coerced by her doctor to do otherwise. :|

  • Talking about crying babies on planes - did you know that someone got kicked off a bus here recently because her 3 month old baby was laughing and giggling? None of the passengers were worried about it, but apparently the bus driver was.

  • BullSHNAP does Zimbabwe have an elephant problem. I just got back from spending 7 weeks there, and if he was shooting elephants, he was shooting elephants with an overpaid hunter before going back to his $400 a night lodge. Asshole. If they needed elephants culling, they have professionals within the country for that sort of thing. Jeepers.

  • I thought that one chick was actually Lindsay xD just ad pretty I guess

  • I think it should have been what the fuck Zimbabwe people.

  • I'd kill hitler baby. haha

  • What's with this constant parade of blond poster girls in the featured videos lately? Are some of the suits of YouTube supporters of Aryan Nations or something? This is getting a little annoying.

  • see the movie with the kid with the big head :P

  • GOD DAMN IT BILL FUCKING MURRY!!!! -Talehassee, Zombieland.

  • Hahha! The person probably wanted to say 'Desktop' yea?

  • Caitlin looks a whole lot like Katie Carroll from Playboy...

  • That elephant story bit is probably one of my favorite stories EVER in the history of the PDF Show.

  • I'm sure when you were a child you did not like older people hating you. I know I didn't. Maybe, like me, you should respect them, like I'm sure you would've liked.

  • ...phil is high

  • Those panties are funny, haha! "I've been phill'd in" lol il sure you have!

    And I saw insidious a couple days ago, it was good but creepy.

  • I hate you and your doucheyness sometimes, deFranco.

    And then you do something like getting sick and sound cute and I just wanna squeeze you and take care of you.

  • Watched Oldboy 2 years ago. That movie is good.

    Yeah, how'd you know I like disturbing movies?

  • what is that video that phil shows as an example for youtubes prank with caitlin in it?

  • "They're all scumbags" -Philip DeFranco 2011, Sometimes the truth is just so good for everybody....

  • Insidious

  • the great white hope, lmao. the section was hilarious. GET ME PARSONS!!! lol. awesome

  • A masturbating clown ..... Bad image burned into my brain . I'll never look at a clown again .  keep up the good work .

  • All you trolls on this comment page should stfu and gtfo. Honestly, if you don't like his videos, then don't watch them and go be stupid some where else. Don't leave your retarded comments on the page xD

  • is it just me or does that black guys face just crack you the fuck up????:3

  • the black guy screaming on the fone is hilarious xDhahaha

  • Insidious is epic clean no blood no cursing just freaky as bloody hell

  • "I would rather sit next to a masturbating clown than sit next to your kid." Hilarious.

  • I love how fast he goes through all of these 'news stories'! It makes them funnier.

  • Screw clowns, I would rather sit near an overly eager masturbating bear than a crying useless baby w/ retarded parents doing nothing to shut it the fuck up.

    I am using "IT" on purpose here since as long as they actually DO SOMETHING USEFUL, children are nothing but extremely annoying THINGS.

    And by the way, nowhere on Earth do we have an Elephant problem, we have a HUMAN OVERPOPULATION problem... ho boy will I be glad when they call ME to shot random fucks in the face just for existing... nice!

  • @toulouse666 I will agree that 7 BILLION people is more than enough to keep the human population going for another century or so. Perhaps if we didn't need so much farmland to feed all the annoying mouth-breathers who really shouldn't have been bred in the first place (darwin award much?) then perhaps the animals wouldn't be trampling their fields. Try putting up a fence! XP

  • 100 and 100and3 lmao

  • "Shoot him in the back of the fucking dome" LMFAO.

  • insidious id say

  • Idiot likes to talk and talk . Being stubborn not listening to anyone.

  • barca

  • I have a masturbating clown as a friend and I'm offended.

  • I find Xanax & Vodka seems to work on noisy kids ;)

  • Source Code!!! So good!

  • HOLY FUCKING RACIST

  • you make me laugh. (:

    i love watching your videos<3

  • Dood Insidious was alright

  • @carclain123 yep, def a troll like you faggot.

  • Source Code!!! its made of awesoome!

  • I hate Clowns

  • we

  • source code

  • Wow phimed... What a douche bag

  • Someone should hunt the CEO of big daddy. I wont cry about it....nor will I warn him.

  • I took my daughter on a flight a few years back when she was 1 1/2 years old .She got the window seat, I sat next to her- and I brought a travel dvd player with headphones. She was less of a pain than some of those middle aged farts you might sit next to.

  • What the f**k white people? Let's go save the white house!! Seriously let's save this country! Not to mention the white people are the only ones that can help everyone!

  • I don't think that anti-abortion billboard is racist.

    But I guess that's because I know, um, facts: The number of African American fetuses that are aborted each year is greater than the number of African Americans who die from all other causes. That's what they're saying. Guess it went over your head.

    And I'm pretty sure the people who made that billboard are black. So nice knee-jerk reaction, smart guy.

  • INSIDIOUS!!!!!

  • Why does everybody say insidious was good? The movie fuckin sucked... To be honest I think I saw an April fools version of the movie.. Cause I laughed throughout the whole movie...

  • Incidious

  • That elephant story is so sad :'(

  • love to massage your neck lol

  • Dude your a fucking wack job!

  • Loser!

  • Insidious was so good! Really well done!!

  • insidious!!!! its fuckin scaryy but amazinggg!!!

  • ELEPHANTS!

  • I am slightly in love with Caitlin, please tell her to message me... so she can love me... with her mouth... what? joking. Not about the loving her part though.

  • Those billboards were about abortion stats in NYC. 60% of all African American pregnancies in NYC end in an abortion. Not racism. Statistics.

  • This is seriously one of the best SXEPhil episodes =P

    

  • I LOVED Source Code!!!

  • Thumbs up for insidious

  • Source code

  • Blah you are one sick person

  • I wish the intro was as good as the show.

  • Sorry but no Hitler baby, no UN

  • incideous. source code was the worst movie ever

  • Does some one pay u for talking so much ?

  • Great white hope bwahahahahahhaha!

  • They don't tell you those 116,000 jobs were at McDonalds.

  • You Sir, were terrible.

  • You seem high

  • Source code!

  • Dude I want your love poster thinger in the back ground!!where did u get it??

  • neither, watch Sucker Punch

  • Why is everything on YouTube related to Friday by Rebecca Black

  • Source code.

  • Oi Noob, I Actually want to kiss you. End Of. Kai Thanks.

  • insidious is an awesome movie, i saw it! the ending could be better!

  • Fuckin borin annoying lisp that makes you more of a fagg

  • Source code mother sucka!!

  • phil you talk a lot about politics, but have you taken some courses in it? i mean it would really help us viewers, not that your bad at it, but it just seems like your reciting myths

  • *silent voice* yaaaay

  • I wish I had come across this before, he's hilarious!

  • I wish I had come across this before, he's hilarious!

  • This video is funny first one I watched I'm going to subscribe right now

  • I THOUGHT INDIA WAS THE COUNTRY WIT AN ELEPHANT PROBLEM

  • obama cancelled the moon trip. so we wont get to see the new Moon rover travel the moon surface

  • I just watched "Oldboy" Saturday night and it was a really really crazy-fucked-up movie. Good. But on 'wtf' status.

  • source code

  • @ASTONEDHIPPY Yes, yes it is.

  • see source code

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  • source code. haven't seen it, but the other movie sounds aweful and im a programmer... so yeah.... oh and get well man ;-)

  • Am I the only one that noticed that the billboard about african-americans in the womb wasn't racism? The number leading cause of death of african-americans is abortion... that's simply a fact. So, since more african-americans die in the womb than any place or due to any other cause, the billboard is simply expressing that fact in from an anti-abortion point of view. I am pro-choice, but everyone who doesn't see that is validating the reason for making the billboard.. morons.