This girl is not a rocket scientist!

[qin02]

the doctor let her mother push that out?

[AwesomeCoasters]

*googles rocket science

[JawwCracker]

Damn, Im embarrased how dumb White ppl are sometimes

[RobinIvarsson]

I should be illegal to breed people that idiotic. read a book dammit

[npackard14]

"its when they find out things about space.... i think"

[roflpwned]

i dont see anything wrong, judge judy is a bitch, and everyone knows her

[Zinetha]

so, she didn't know what rocket science means? not everyone know all sayings (or terms). by this clip, I'd say she's simple and uneducated a little bit, but not stupid. I'd have to see more to know if she's stupid.

[petrucciphan]

i laughed so hard when she answered judge judy!!!!!! its really sad but still hilarious

[TheToneblack]

i bet she's American

[TheGreatOdo]

@TheToneblack I bet she is too since Judge Judy is a judge in the American civil judiciary system and cannot try foreign citizens.

[TheGreatOdo]

@TheToneblack I bet she's American because American rocket scientists put the first man on the moon.

[xyPERSON]

Poor girl needs a dictionary!

[samanjanati]

There's nothing wrong with that. She's just a simple girl.

[jb0177]

I'll let her study my rocket.

[yomama629]

It's not even called rocket science, that's a term for idiots

[TheRealZenJax]

so rachel was squating next to our pool with her iphone... and i started giving the pool boy a handjob and he jizzed on her iphone... so i told her i would lick it off but she started being a bitch and said we weren't bff's no more... so i said she can't borrow my flat iron anymore and so she drove off in her dads bmw....

[MrMonkeyspanner]

That other girl was a smarmy little bitch too. God this show is awful!

[Tr3xKuro]

*GIVES DEFINITION OF ASTROPHYSICS*

[321611Sam]

shes dumb as hell. but ehh id still smash

[2425westside]

I think...

[BboyArmo]

What a fuckin idiot !!!! rocket science is the study of little rocks, everyone knows that

[leafydragon9]

what a fucking bitch cunt



[Nataliya123]

LOOL atleast she's pretty :/

[heavensxnight]

@Nataliya123 At least? I wouldn't be able to date a girl this stupid because it would ride on my conscience.

[FanOfWWEDivas]

@Nataliya123 "Beauty fades, dumb is forever" - Judge Judy

[turtlemustangnick]

technically im not a rocket scientist either, but im no retard...

[nypad5]

I saw her with her iphone

[Sushibunneh]

She's so fucking dumb xD Just pay for it you dumb bitch. I'm sure you get enough money in the corner you work in(:

[budii247]

@Sushibunneh she doesnt have to pay for it cuz daddy will!!!!

[DontHateShanaynay]

Would have been better if she had fully explained what rocket science is :D

[TheEastsideFM]

I think.

[richie0010]

wow



[claritycentral]

She thought this was her chance to show the world that she is smarter than we think, she is.

[bahrom7893]

All those blonde jokes... Who would've thought?

[gibbsies]

@bahrom7893 not this girl obviously

[royallie]

...and she said it with extreme confidence

[tonyfreire702]

Um, Uh, I think it is rocket surgery or brain science... what was the question? Perfect, no I have seen it all. A blonde giving an assertation on rocket science... I think!

[Bfdidc]

YouTube "Mitchell & Webb - Brain Surgery".

It's germaine.

[armadica10]

The moment she said "iphone" it all came together.

[bamabelle327]

*cough* aerospace engineering *cough*

[TheIslandLOST]

Oh Kesha.

[penerico23]

I think, therefore I cease to exist.

[fakeaccount663]

lol this should be a meme

[Packer1290]

What rocket scientists? Obama laid them all off.

[KuatoFilms]

The plaintiff is super cute

[kerpal3]

wait did she just say "I say her back her bathing suit was on because when she got out of the pool i saw her belly button ring and thats how I remember that her bathing suit was on" 0:23.

[KeusFrench]

....I think...

[myhouse888]

0:54 such as smart and nature girl

[kiman2]

They should've tried the phone in bag of rice trick.

[RizzyWow]

I'd show her my rocket and then i'd show her the science ...

[jgast1d]

taht was a good one tkach21

[Calvinhobbes0601]

they're both stupid. the talking girl obviously, and the one who has a broken iphone for crouching down next to a fucking pool with an iphone

[MeOnYT]

duh

[Froobat]

Look at the hair. That reveals all.

[TimothyADonaghue]

Why is this piece of shit stupid garbage even on television? A chick has to repay someone else for a fucking iphone? Are you for real?

[chrisman737]

Priceless.

[blacksareanimals]

i think.....

[tkach21]

rocket science is: OPEN WIDE BITCH, ROCKET'S COMIN IN !!!

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

wow... THIS HAS TO BE ACTED... especially how and when she says i think.

[jolenecloud9]

dumb blonde!

[ZachGuitarPlayer]

omg this woman is so freaking smart....

[glennirish]

i want to see her belly button ring

[rhinohippo]

rocket science is when viagra turns teeny weeny into a rocket......I tink

[rhinohippo]

rocket science is when I take viagra and it turns my teeny weeny into a rocket

[ImDavidGurney]

The jewsmedia loves to show stupid goyim-unless they're their pets-the blacks.

[Snapshot290]

@ImDavidGurney You have some social issues, dont you?

[ODSTxGundam]

rocket science =/= finding things about space = FAIL similar story: my brother had his swimming trunks on and his phone INSIDE the pocket then my cousin pushed him in and now the phones broke but he cant keep a phone anyway fone1:broke charger after using all the credit in 2 days 2:swimming pool 3: drop and lost in a snow ball fight me, fone1:virus from internet resets language 2:still works 3:stolen in school 4:mugging 5:still works 6:left on holiday 7:still works

[KaiStarkk]

@ODSTxGundam What the fuck are you on about. I have zero doubt that the incapacitation of your "fone1" had nothing to do with a virus from the internet.

[Smific]

No. You don't think. Clearly..

[rebelyank1962]

I am sure Judge Judy herself could not define the term, "Rocket Science". Considering she is an incompetent person impersonating a judge..

[thecodwhisperer]

hahahahahahahahahahah

[paperbagshinobi]

Sounds like the white girls in my area. After the second divorce is when they find their true love. Thats white folks for ya.

[vandos11]

well that was cruel

[gabypie]

What a dumb fuckin cuntbag!!

[tisilwm]

rocket science is calculating and using thermal dynamics to calculate the amount of fuel you need to gain escape velocity , from there its more calculations to use the earths gravity along with the rockets momentum to glide it into an orbit around earth. wich in turn was calculated.

[candidmaster23]

Cute sexy and dumb :) she's the kinda girl that gets drunk at partys and fucks anyone lol

[brivanas]

Insert blond joke here

[sevenbegore]

huuuuuuuuuur

[dormanwik]

Dumb cunt

[nandotime3000]

Figures that the Bailiff had to "Shake his Head"...

[rideviaparkside]

the blonde bitch reminds me of mosy of the people at my school :/

[MakaveliEngaged]

lmfao at the featured video 

[gluntford]

she was derping by the derp and I derped her and her derp broke and I was like derp. It was the atmosphere of the derp

[SunriseHealthFoods]

mmmmmm... id date that ssexy bitch.

[2010metsfan]

Guys are lining up to date this chick now...

[DefJamGamer]

Blond Jokes, engage!

[SuperChaitea]

She gives credibility to Darwin's theory there was a single cell I think it found its way into her brain.

[oxleydude]

like, such as..

[KaitLovesJesus123]

I saw "rocket scientist" and a blonde girl in the thumbnail. I knew it had to be stupid.

[RockyMd1]

No wonder, Shes a Blond...

[MrActionPacked97]

0:29 - 0:30

The woman grows older. What the fuck????

[handsomebassman]

@MrActionPacked97 It's two different people you moron. The young girl they show first is the plaintiff, and the second woman is the defendants mother.

[Keverninz]

Court for a fucking iPhone ? Really ?

[EpicFailGirl]

@Keverninz Of course, if the person is refusing to pay for it. It's no small change.

[scolton4life15]

lol stupid girl...ill admit though shes hot

[theparodies]

So she saw the phone in her hand but she didn't see the phone and she didn't know she was holding her phone.... makes sense....

[Ztevie92]

peabrain

man how did she survive in school?

[diman55]

To be fair, what I know about Rocket science would fit in the palm of my right hand.

[harris0n5]

Epic black guy.

[Italia21000]

rocket science is when the man puts chemicals in my drink..... i think

[deepsouthznail]

i will let this one speak 4 itself :)

clever girl 

[TCarpSkates]

*facepalm*

[Daazbee]

She had to add "I think" in case she was mistaken and something would go horribly wrong as a result of it.

[Celphtitled805]

someone banged her silly

[danmo783]

@Rock11001 ..spanking I agree

[danmo783]

Giggity.

[13ryanna]

is this the whole episode?

[1Joyeux]

Why did the blonde push the iphone into the pool? Because it was attached to a cuter blonde.

Why do blondes not know anything about rocket science? Because.

[thinker6236]

OK, now that is just abuse. so, much for justice.

[PalerLaze]

Kesha?

[zoneforgamers]

wait a min wait a min, is she getting sued for pushing a girl in the pool and screwing her ipod?

seriously?

[thebodaggit]

@zoneforgamers she probably just wanted the girl to pay for a new one but it ended up going to court. i dont know, if i accidently screwed up my friends iphone id pay for a new one in a second.

[NickyGuld]

well nice saved at the end, "I think" ...

[vinnceyounG10]

im just gonna say it. id have sex with her

[djs259]

perhaps she isn't a genius, but I'd rather poke her than Judy Scheindlin

[geobiochem]

I feel bad for her

[bamafb77563]

stuff like this is hard for me to watch

[philtomasbrs]

what a stupid cunt

[tjdude702]

"i think"

[icatheshadowkiller]

"rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space"

[DaKoopaRulz]

Y U NO ROCKET SCIENCE

[AtlantisAngel98]

0:33 that girl pouted and lightly stamped her foot on the ground... it reminded me of a spoiled child who is feigning an apology, stamping her foot in protest for getting into trouble, and doesn't think she should have consequences.

[ArdynJ]

sad. Just sad.

[0neHundredPercent]

LMAO typical blonde girls

[heatbucspies55]

One time I got pushed in the pool and I said I had my phone in my pocket. The person was so sorry, then they got so mad when I told them I was kidding.

[InternetManable]

I hope if I ever have a daughter she doesn't grow up to be this stupid....

[87shadowfox]

"I think" ha ha ha, I like how that ended XD

[jasminthiaa]

Wow, she's so dumb, yet so many dudes want to bang her STILL. I guess it's your fault when you end up with a box of rocks for a girlfriend!

[Lan5in6]

People are being a bit harsh.To be fair, the term rocket science is incorrect. Science is about finding stuff out, but we don't find out about rockets, we develeloped them for fucks sake, we find out about things like space. It should really be called rocket engineering, or as it's actually called, astronautical or aerospace engineering. HAHA Just kidding, she's a dumb bitch.

[iu6h6h6h6h]

@Lan5in6 FUCKING LOL!

[kkelly851]

@Lan5in6 an example of rocket science would be figuring out what approach angles to take to get a rocket to slingshot around the moon using the moons gravity. what you described would be rocket engineering, your right about that

[KrisWiggly]

@Lan5in6 at first I was like -.- then I was like ^_^

[10INCHNIGHTMARE]

@Lan5in6 People aren't being harsh at all. Every single american patriot should be shown this, and when they deny all ties to such behavior, be shown that their televisions and magazines define people like this as idols.

[TheSunmanho]

@Lan5in6

all US-Americans are dumb. The NASA rockets were stolen. They are German technology, Google "Wernher von Braun". When the German scientists died of old age, the US-Americans were helpless. Today, China and Russia, India and Europe (France is their leader) build good rockets. But USA = fail. They cannot build new ones, the Space Shuttle was the last of Hitler's rocket. Yankees = morons that girl is very typical.

[KaiStarkk]

@TheSunmanho I'm not American. But casting sweeping generalisations like that make you look like as much of a fucking idiot as this girl.

[TheSunmanho]

@KaiStarkk

watch me raping and then you know what I'm capable of.

watch?v=Yh6KAJb3Pls

[KaiStarkk]

@TheSunmanho I see two possibilities here. Either you're just genuinely mentally ill, or your comments are satire, and you feel really clever convincing someone that your comedic fundamentalism was real.

Here's something that you need to understand. Even if it is the latter, you're still a fucking idiot. You're not clever, and sure as hell not funny. It's the NATURE of extremism that makes its detection impossible. It's called Poe's Law. I hope for the sake of your image that you're just crazy.

[rphinks]

@TheSunmanho And the Germans got it from aliens. If they were so smart they wouldn't have got their asses handed to them in WWII.

[susipunkrockprincess]

... i think xDDD

[JenevieveYang]

oh gosh

/)_-

[SONYIsDaBomb]

i think....

[zeffyismylove]

Well shes definitely a stripper ... dumb and disposable ... lol

[MyAchievementhunter]

officer burt is just like: stupid white kids! dont know shit!

[FallingBlitz]

i thought she was going to come out with the smart as answer and just amaze everyone that would of been better lol.

[popi9898]

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that rocket science really isn't rocket science by today's technological and academic standards.

[kristine5050]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[xenomancer40k]

"... i think"

no, you clearly do not.

[GUNSFOREVER1]

lol......I think

[Apologist4Christ973]

Well, the genius always has a bright future in reality TV I suppose.... LOL.. I mean, people pay a lot of MONEY to watch shows, with the likes of such individuals...

[PuzzleCollege]

Outer space is cool!

[JupiOnTheMoon]

Well at least she knows rockets go to space XD

[bieli0]

@JupiOnTheMoon it's a good start....

[annaLUVzim67]

what the...its like

blonde:tra la la la la

robber:HEY!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!

blonde:YAH!! OK!! *hands*

the next day in court

judge:why didnt you stop him from taking your money?

blonde:uh,i gave him my money so he wont steal it!!! YAh!!'

xD

[dirtybunny987]

It HAD to be a blond white girl

..yea

[Degausser818]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[thunderleppard]

Spock brain just exploded and Picard did a double face palm!

[joji235]

I bet she has a great personallity, and titties.

[donthate9000]

@joji235 Titties? You must be blind as a bat. That girl is flat as hell.

[MrPenisSandwich]

I'd stick my rocket in her science ะะะะB=====D

[187BURNZY]

Some of the comments are dumber than what she said

[250Trojan]

She's hot. I'd let her be my g/f!

[hizzha0601]

*laugh*

.... I think :(|)

[233kosta]

She's not a rocket scientist but I will be!

[whiteboypatrickkelly]

this bitch so dumb she would most likely suck a horse dick if I told her it was a chocolate popsicle

[TheRealMissAdelaide]

hahahaha wow......

[KingRooney89]

Poor girl was made to do one thing and i think you know what that is

[Peperica98]

You got a smart one in your hands, mom!

[petecockcroft]

If there was a pool and a blond and an I-phone on a rocket - then any exploration into the whys and wherefores of the said items in that context -would be "Rocket Science".

There's too much of this "not rocket science" bullshit.