Travel Tips! - Goofy But True!

[kia0007]

Drugs are dangerous.

[kiwali]

at 1st i was very spectical. but im gonna try them now.

[monkeyfeet36]

cool

[JTBrooks1990]

hey the tips were so helpfull i used them last week when i was stuck at the airport i thank you so much for them. they saved my life.

[EVM3point0]

lol if that balloon pops someones gonna think your a terrorist and your really not leaving the airport lol.

[matt357]

can you do a vid about how to pick up chicks on the street?

[kkdakat]

:o useful

[kayyouman]

lol

[indigoinut]

good ideas you have

[vinnmaster6923]

you fucking dumb ass where the fuck is somemone going to run with ur suite case ur in a fucking plane where the fuck else are they going to go, fucking retard

[indigoinut]

he is talking about a lay over in the airport so pay atetion dumb ass

[Montagraph]

Vin, yeah, pay attention dumb ass!

[teenstar123]

AWESOME PANT THINGIE

[patiencepoet]

the pants thing doesn't always work...doing the math, when I was younger (high-school) I had a 24 inch waist...my neck was thicker than half that, if I recall correctly...so it makes no sense... but it seems like it may work these days...

[whatamunter]

i bloody love that theme music.

[karmavirus]

Every time I bring a balloon to the airport, they sick the FDA dogs on me and check by sphincter for cocaine. Besides, I think now with liquids banned, the NWO will soon progress to air as well.

It takes a real fucking paranoid government to ban an ENTIRE STATE OF MATTER! Those damn terrorist liquids... bah!

[honeypeanuts300]

creepy but very clever

[Akkraka]

not only can you use dental floss to see if someone is trying to steal your bags but if you get hungry you can also snare a rabbit with it

[KerCR]

Hahaha!!

[Methadone4Life]

Good advice bro.

[onemon22]

cool advice.

[godica333]

it is silly but i like to watch man i just saw your vids now so im new with the,m

[CRILLLLL]

very cool :b

i'll have to test it. too bad I didn't see this before I went to London!

[built2ride19]

the dental floss is a good idea but i think id rather tie to my wrist or something so they cant run away with my baggage and pillow! good video 5 star

[paokole2]

instead of balloon i tryed a fart balloon, and every time i try to sleep it farted, and i woke up the others

[EnchantinFlower]

o(^-^)o

[Samhains]

Tomi....Do you live alone?

[robmagician]

My compliments Monty. Very funny video and incredibly original thinking. I have gotta try that pants trick - where do people think up these things?

[MaicoMoon]

I would try that balloon trick, but whenever a balloon pops it always startles me, so I'll pass on it.

[markapsolon]

I have to try that pants thing monty :0) I think if I would to do all this at once they would take me away..lol

[parisblonde]

Can i have ya # so when the cops get me i can tell them its your fault?

[Lillemy1]

I love your hair..lol

Awesome video:)

:)

Hilde

[Montagraph]

Well I know! I am working on a huge job for a high profile client so I MUST be sober! I should be done late next week! :)

[bigboobearboo]

GENIUS!!u rught dude..actually THE TRICK whit pants works!!

[Praying4you]

omygosh this was funny

[jazzifarian70]

Well that's a GAGGLE of info, thanks dude. I used to enjoy flying, every chance I could get... Not anymore... Baaaah

[AngryAussie]

As they drag me off in handcuffs I'll be shouting "But Monty told me it would work!"

[Montagraph]

Oh no! That is too funny! ahahaha

[sagnbaby]

steve it takes a person like you to think of something like that!!! I LOVED IT!!! awesome knowledge!!HAVARD ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoeShmoe65]

Great tips!

[TamHickey67]

thanks for the tips Monty. Those were great!

[brade4669]

wow, montie, that really works! thanks

[P1X1E56]

Monty, I have travelled a lot and have taken all of this in; Superb tips. Thank you so much pal.

[Justinfh2point0]

Well when it comes to snoring, that's one tip I won't recommend to my parents. :P

[notwcrazydude]

hahahaha! Ill have to remember these the next time I travel. ;)

[AverageTeen07]

That pants trick was really good! I didnt think it would work, but I tried it!

[Montagraph]

It does work! Did it not work for you?

[ShitzNGiggles1]

ya that pants thing wroks for just buyin new cloths...its such a pain in the ass to try on cloths cause some ppls weight fluxuates alot like me

[AverageTeen07]

I tried it and it worked really really good!

[ChuckImania]

...man.... this is awesome! Thanks a lot monty!

[BeautifulDamnation]

Thanks for this wonderful tip Monty. I will most likely not use it though because I never need to buy clothes, I come prepared. ;)

[AgentAragorn]

haha where did you learn these dude? Pretty clever if you ask me

[proffmongo]

Can I use a Condom instead??

And should it be lubricated????

[Montagraph]

Sure! Go ahead. Maybe you can share your "Pillow" with your partner! ahahaha

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

great tips and yes, I did learn something!

[Daleme2]

i think the pants thing only applies to guys. haha.. if you've ever been shopping with a girl they have to touch everything and try everything on and make sure it's snug. don't get me wrong some girls don't. but the girls that do... you know what i mean. :P

[Montagraph]

Yeah, I know what you mean!

[Daleme2]

lol monty, you crazy!

[PCBIZNUSS]

"MontGyver" up in this muthafucka hahaha good tips man

[Montagraph]

MontGyver, funny shit right there! ahahaha

[IronButterflies]

You're so silly but this IS helpful. :D Ha!

[sportyfreak20]

lay of the drugs

[Montagraph]

Ok! As soon as I lay off your MOM, I will do that! SISSY!

[OHTXAZ]

I Was Going To Try The Pants Thing, But I Can't Get My One Arm Behind My Neck And Hold The Pants At The Same Time. ;0)

Roberta

[Montagraph]

Why not?

[OHTXAZ]

I Passed Out One Time & Dislocated My Elbow, Along With Breaking A Bone, Chipping Another, And Damaging Tendon. Ended Up Having Surgery. Arm Won't Work Like It Is Meant To. But It Is Way Better Than It Was. ;0)

Roberta

[Montagraph]

Yikes! :(

[OHTXAZ]

It Was Horribly Painful, But I Can Pretty Much Do ALMOST Anything Now. I Had Some Very Good Therapists. ;0)

Roberta

[OHTXAZ]

WOW.....Amazing Ideas. Next Time I Fly, I Will Keep Them In Mind. ;0)

Roberta

[FieryDouche]

I'll try the pants trick. If I used the floss with the balloon, I might try using the floss to keep the balloon shut instead of tying the balloon, so its re-usable.

[Diva2ThaBone]

Hey there Monty, I have haven't watched your video's in a while, and I must say i miss you;) - Lol, ur freaking hilarious!.... I knew about the neck and the pants thing but that ballon and dental floss was very iinteresting and entertaing as well;) But, U never did tell us which one would be better to use... Wax or unwaxed.....? Or does it not matter? lOl...

[Montagraph]

Waxed is better because one can control it better!

[stereonut001]

Hey Monty,

This video was very informative, and of course, very funny. When I travel, ill remember these tips, and ill send ya some money for the cool ideas, because you are a Harvard genius!

[Montagraph]

No, no, no, no! Don't send any money! Come on now, spend it on entertainment! :)

[CALMANY36]

great tips monty funny as hell lol

[TheBaByG]

Haha!

Golden!

5*

[ShitzNGiggles1]

hey monty i used ur joke on LV...so where do i send my 25 cents...LOL

[Montagraph]

Which one? ;)

[Daleme2]

The first one.  Where you wrap the pants around your neck.

[ShitzNGiggles1]

wow that pants thing is helpful info not only for that but just if u goin shopping...wow monty thanks i always hated having to try on shit everytime cause u get fatter or something.....wow thanks

[NetzDriverZ]

awesome!! 5 stars and... LOL!!

[MadScience]

Hey Monti what happened to Tomi Bon Tomi's channel ? I went to his channel and it says accounts been closed. I was subscribed to him and noticed I hadnt seen anything by him lately so I went to check out his stuff. Figured you might know whats going on. Thnx for any info

[Aceswolf]

LMAO this was great Info :)

[daligoddess2006]

OMG! That pants measuring thing really works! That's amazing! Whowouldathunkit? (Monty) Hahahaha! I LOVE the, "keep an eye on your bag while you're sleeping" tip! You're the best! Thanks for the groovy tips!

[Montagraph]

Please do a video response on the Pants Trick so that others can see that it is not B.S.! Have a great day!

[SarafinaPrettyToes]

awesome times monty thanks a bunch

[coffeedude65]

you should write a book, and sell it at those airport shops! great ideas! peace

[TheWaterScorpion]

I doubt that anyone would steal your bag if it's attached to a string that's tied to a balloon that you're snoring on. You would probably get sent into that little room where they make you try OFF your pants before they ever let you on the plane.

[Montagraph]

That has happened to me plenty of times! ahahaha Just joshing!

[paul1967uk]

Great video Monty!. This should be featured.

[foundonline]

I just know I'm going to end up wrapping my pants around neck later to test the theory, and I'll have to say "Monty said it would work". I hope it does. :D

[creegirl9]

that was cool... wonder if the pants thing works for women too.. have to see.

[Montagraph]

Please try it and let me know.

[jakluk4]

Monty = Pure Genius :)

[tbtmusic]

If you happen to see a person having a nap on a yellow smiley balloon it's either your subscriber or a person having a blind date with pizzaboy180, heh...

off topic:

Monty, the link to my channel in your description is dead. YouTube support says they cannot fix it. So I don't know if I'll use this channel in the future. I hate doing things by halves.

[Montagraph]

Ok, I will remove it. Thanks for the heads up!

[Maxell303]

awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee video

[Carder101]

here's a tip if you don't want to do the balloon thing, Fly 1ST. class

[Montagraph]

Oh, they have 1st class Floors and chairs in the Airport if there is a cancellation or delay? Hmm, that's a new one!

[nolthria]

Wow, those are good idea's, very goofy, but very, VERY good!

I might try that pant one, but as for the others, I don't fly, never have, never will :)

[cooksterz]

I mean, you could carry a big ass punching balloon too, and then some clown shoes, then people would thnk your crazy and not steal your bag anyway.. LMAO hahah great tips!

[primus567]

brilliance!! Love it!

[DrJohnBecker]

Hey Monty, been a while. Another good video! Glad you're still doing your thing, keep it up!

[Montagraph]

Thanks Doc!

[thenudo]

Here's my advice - STAY HOME! Make your vacation a staycation! Beer is NOW cheaper than gas - Don't drive - stay home and drink!! Hello!!

[Montagraph]

What a great tip! lol

[JacobTheRedWolf]

I don't like your fuckin' potty mouth!! :)

[Montagraph]

Oh ok! lol

[Davemelt]

Thanks for the top tips Mr Montagraph. I'm gonna go get some stuff later today I'll use your neck technique.

[eveplayer12]

you rock man

[ddrmegamixer]

Good tips monty but I don't travel to much like hard work will wait until I'm old and have nothing better to do.

[WTC7WasPulled]

Hey Monty would you do a video covering the Bilderberg meeting in Chantilly, VA? I think we need your perspective on the elitests. Alex Jones is the only guy with balls to cover it properly.

[JohnLWright]

Man thats good stuff.

My mom is a seamstress and I have to show her the pants trick

[hunt1803]

That sizing method is great! Now when I'm at Costco shopping for pants there's a way to make sure they'll fit!

Do you think, if you didn't have a balloon to use for a pillow, that a prophylactic would work instead??

[Montagraph]

You knuckle head! Well, if anything it would be "SAFER"! ahahaha

[grandmafottz]

GOOD TIPS, Monty!!!!

[Setka1982]

no layovers for me anymore, i have my own private jet now, or i travel in my motor-home

[CuntFuckBitch]

oh la de da...lol jk

[donniecr]

You can also get a sharpie and draw pupils on your eye lids to make it appear that you are awake at all times!

[Montagraph]

Now, that's a Harvard of an idea! Hahahaha

[dnHooligan]

brilliant!!

[1ceECo1d]

Hahahahahaha dude I love your videos !!Everything you showed is like so simple its hard to think of im totally guna do all of that next time im flying thanks monta your the best :P

[shparker]

what if you are pear shaped?

[Montagraph]

I think that it will work on all shapes and sizes! Give it a whirl and let me know, mkay?

[harperseth]

Good idea for tying the balloon to your bag.

[Tidnull]

I would put a shirt or something over the balloon. Sleeping on plastic doesn't seem very appealing.

[Montagraph]

Great idea! Plus, it would hide the smiley face, huh? ahahaha

[K1NeT1CRIOT]

Monty= KING OF TRAVEL lol great video as always monty

~Billy

[Methadone4Life]

Is YouTube running slow for any of you tonight? I know it isnt my computer because all other sites are normal,however,I actually have some buffering with videos on here and I NEVER have buffering on YouTube!

[Montagraph]

Hmm, it has at times, but not for me tonight! Did it just start or has it been doing it all evening for you???