Would you suck a dick for a million dollars?

[MsMiker1]

who the fuck would GIVE you 1 million dollars for sucking a dick?.... gays do it every day ;)

[GudioGirl101]

YES!!! no dout about it

[vivlovesmusic515]

i don't think anyone would LIKE having blood explode out of their vagina...

[JerFhilm]

For a million? Yes.

Question you should be asking is 'if you sucked a dick for a million dollars what would you spend the money on?' I'm a fucking humanitarian nigga! My dick-sucking skills shoed 50,000 people!

[ChainDesk4]

yeah you know i had ppl ask me this b 4 in the work place you are a dumb-ass stoner. is this what you the youth of this nation think about? sucking dick for a million dollars??? ha ha ha "stick with your vagina?" I bet you wont "I dont have a vagina" I bet you do. what kid of stoner, loser sits and makes a video of how e recollects when he was working about a time he asked a co worker if said co worker would suck a dick for a million dollars?

[ChainDesk4]

yeah i am sure alot of ppl out there have ben forced to suck a dick

[megrafite]

the real question is "how do you want it sucked?"

[999MadMatt]

I would. Fuck, its a million dollors! Half-a-million. Maybe, id probably kill the guy and take it.

[blizzy00]

@999MadMatt

Obviously.

I mean if this guy had a million dollars on his person, the dick sucking thing would be instantly replaced with a brilliantly orchestrated homicide. But maybe there are people that would rather suck a dick, than take a human life.

That's kind scary in itself.

[megrafite]

@blizzy00 i think people are missing the point. the only question is "would you suck a dick or not?" there are probably people out there who have been forced to suck a dick and got nothing. you can be a rich cocksucker while your broke cock sucking and non-cock sucking friends have fun doing nothing.

[twin1010101010]

i wouldnt suck a dick for all the money in the world...

[murfreebear]

If I'm gonna give you a million dollars to suck my dick it'll have to be after I pull it out of your butt.

[skuterixas91]

i'd suck shemale no problem

[n4pgamer]

The truth is every guy would do that for free but with the 100% guarantee that no one will know.

[theright1allthetime]

Hell no I wouldnt suck no guys dick for a million dollars.

You would have to spend a half a million dollars just to wash all that cum out of your system..

As a matter of fact I wouldnt even barely suck my own dick for a million dollars..

I don't even like getting my own cum on me,, FUCK THAT SHIT... Let the bitches do that..

[NickDaBassGuy]

I'd do it for a new car... fuck... no one needs to know!

[hellllllhllllllllllo]

i'm pretty sure that anyone that wants their dick sucked isnt gonna make you pay? lmao

[mrtundra45]

NO id just get my ex-wife to suck it and id giver her 5 bucks and keep the other 999,995 for myself ;)

[JustineBieberxoxo]

I'll have a pretty boy bareback me for a million €'s. That's like 20 million dollars.

I'll suck a dick for €20.000 as long as not witnesses or videotapes. €100.000 if the cock ain't clean.

[Xcorgi]

I'm gay and would do it for free but just not with you. You have a goat face. Yuk!

[MrJohanasBilderberg]

No.

I would kick you in the balls for a nickel though.

[TheSeBjo]

Of course i would.

[nicoases]

The question is...has anybody already offered?

[Iyoulikeyoutoo]

Would sucking your own dick count?

[Kasadoll]

@Iyoulikeyoutoo Nope sucking your own dick is considered masturbation

[Theisrb2000]

Guy1: Would you suck my Cock for 500$

guy2: NO WAY DUDE!

guy1: what would you then suck it for?

guy2: Nothing!!!

guy1: HAHAH! Would you suck my dig for Nothing! HaHaH

Guy2: Yeah <3 :*

[oONeversayNeverOo]

@Theisrb2000 ...i dont get it.

[thizz0707]

my gf does it for free so yes i would

[ballerbscott2]

Honestly who wouldnt?

[deathtoraven]

In soviet russia dick sucks you!

[killingfetish69]

LOL im a girl and that end joke made me laugh so hard

[andrewderriese]

fu[uj'[



[TheOmnivon]

i would do it for like max 10,000,000

[MrGuitarandvocals]

I would, for a tax free million. In my opinion, the mental anguish of a cock in my mouth for less than 20 mins is less mentally damaging then dealing with finacial troubles or not being able to retire at a reasonable age!

[psychojoseph1]

I wouldnt even kiss another dude for a million dollars let alone blow him.

[chrissline77]

@psychojoseph1 ......You're lying. If I offered you a million dollars cash, dude you would suck, a dick.

[NorthWolfs]

I'd do it for a million dollars...

[chrissline77]

@NorthWolfs .......would you suck a dick in front of all your family members for 1 million dollars?

[NorthWolfs]

@chrissline77 yep

[Bigbear91890]

Alright one question... Do you have to swallow??

[TheZcarekrow]

ill do it for a zillion dollars

[billyboylb]

It wouldn't take a million dollars.....

[bubalopes]

me too

[garysquirrelreviews]

for a million i would suck 100 providing i could choose. but id do 1 for 2k.

people are either rich or homophobic

[lurconis666]

1 million dollars? Hell! I'd do it for 10k!

[TravUnderwood]

i would take a billion dollars

[Harmon1998]

fuck yeah i would suck that thing like i had diabetes and it had insulin in it

[manta965]

whats up with all the fluffy talks tabs lol this was worth watching but why try and get attention that way.

[webb20k]

i'd do anything for a pound.

[pheramones]

I'd suck one for a dime! If you didn't have a dime and you're hot I'd do it for free!

[wyattsimpson17]

all u are big fags you could fake it some how

[thegoochieguy]

i would absolutely suck dick for a million dollars, but i would rather suck a dick just for the taste

lol

i would eat a pussy for a million dollars, and probably no less.

[Kasadoll]

@thegoochieguy I'd suck one for free...

[ozonepizza3562]

@thegoochieguy no one wants to hear that

[ir0nwarfare]

hahaha..ur all faggs...think about it son everytime u walk into ur house or drive ur cars or put on those nice clothes ur gona remembr that that dick taste....aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.­...so when ur grand kids ask how u became a millionaire.? aaahhh sonny boy someone else came first but we don talk about that..

[BA0424]

@ir0nwarfare im so glad to see someone else thinks like me. I wouldn't suck anyones dick for 1Million gross. Gay too

[ir0nwarfare]

@BA0424 congradulate urself son...there aint many ov us left;]..

[BA0424]

@ir0nwarfare Lol for real. 

[gamepro1187]

only a million and one dollars

[Rigahawk]

I already do it for free so sure ;)

[JerFhilm]

Yes.

[fyouinthebut]

cash first thats what i tell all my customers better save then sorry 

[hoghash78]

For straight cash, no disease.

No one will ever know.

Your damn right right I would.

[ihmendoza]

no



[jamesxrx65]

ew no not for a billion cuz i dont want lose my respect point and my dignity

[Trancemaster2052]

Damn right I would and I'm straight. Pay off my student loans, credit card debt, get a nice car, house... I think anybody would do it for a million bucks whether they want to admit it or not. lol It would change anybody's life around and only for a few minutes of doing something you wouldn't normally do... if you're straight that is haha.

[florenmage]

I would suck a dick for free.Cash is just a bounus.I am a transexual women though.So i dont count as a straght male lol.

[steve7547]

No, wouldnt do it. 

[midgetpowers222]

id shoot the guy and take his money and choke him with his own dick

[fusskonig]

I suck dick for pocket change.

[nnfornow1]

I (a gay dude) would eat out a chick for a million dollars.

[mindspring57]

If anyone takes him up on this, be sure to get payment in advance! Otherwise, the deal is likely to leave a bad taste in your mouth (pun intended).

[TheJoypenguin3]

id do it for free

[mochopz]

yea, i would suck a dick for a million dollars.

Nothing gay about a million dollars, if someone calls me a fag, ill run them over with my new lamborghini.

[LoonyToonyzII]

Did you see the muted part from 3:27 to 3:30? I could've sworn he said, "I want my face protected." what the hell is that? xD

[numberonefergiefan]

FUCK yeah I would lol but im a girl

[cjcool91]

@numberonefergiefan well would you go down a girl for million $

[AngryEyebrows96]

@cjcool91 lol would you eat out a blue waffle for a 2 million???

[hoghash78]

@numberonefergiefan This question isn´t fair for you. It means less. =))

[mrliampep5i]

id do it for a nickle yes i need the money jk

[tichergeorge]

uumm....wow this question is really fucking hard like...so much

[JM1375]

I would suck a dick cheese covered dick for a million dollars...

[phenomenon91]

And that is how schoolgirls end up giving blowjobs for 10$

[AilinVocal]

@phenomenon91 lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

[AilinVocal]

Lmfaoooo thats hilarious :D

[ihatejewsclub]

I SWEAR IVE SEEN U ON TV

[Freddyphelp]

A million for a BJ is a no-brainer, about 20K is where it becomes a borderline decision for me.

[brian70997]

your a fucking dick  you rat .

[Lordwarship]

>_< Shave it for them man and good luck with that because i would to die better. i kinda got horny haha!

[Lordwarship]

@Lordwarship but never Think i will suck it for ya haha

[fingrar22]

Fuck no. You'll regret it when u sit there with a nutty mouth and some lose change

[kesayo]

As long as its not diseased,then sure

[Immabeaver6]

I LOVE HOW YOU SQUINT UR EYES! :D

[gayboyforyou123]

id pay u 1 million dollars to suck my dick ;) and id suck ur for free

[gayboyforyou123]

id pay u 1 million dollars to suck my dick ;)

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

I'm gay so I would suck a dick for 10 dollars

[fishermariah1]

yaeh

[zaynzaynzayn]

What totally gay guys would eat pussy for a million?

[KznChris]

@zaynzaynzayn yeah!!

[digitalmicetails]

and blood explodes out ur vagina lmao!

[MistarZtv]

1 million...?

I would give one for free but 1 million is alot so yes,yes I would...

[JonShultz07]

@MistarZtv

doesnt count b/c your a fuckin fag

[alyssaganna4life]

yeahh but not his its too tiny

[mariofana]

I would totaly do it

[dyslecix]

Girls do it for free all the time.. So it can't be that bad!

[Anoush13]

In this economy, I'd suck a dick for just $10,000

But my straightness kicks in below that!

[rubenilsonverynice]

what a stupid!!

[Care4URchameleon]

Yes!!! It's a fucking million dollars!!! I'm as strait as they come and if you couldn't mentally do this that sucks for you lol. I'd totally get down, it's a fucking million bucks LOL.

[Vulpix70]

if you ask me, you're a real man if you can suck another man's dick and still feel manly

[cdarknessfalls26]

i would suck 10 dicks for million dollars

[TheGamefreak8]

i will never be gay but come on its $1,000,000 i would'nt give a fuck if people heard

[iDimitry2]

I'm not gay, but WHO WOULDN'T DO THAT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS!?

[Kingkilla12345]

@iDimitry2 me

[roflrocketrofl]

@Kingkilla12345 fag

[muqeeti]

@19kiggs

totally agree with you. most of us guys would do it for some sort of money. the worse part could what if u do it and u might like it....HAHAHAHA

[Nathanlth]

you can say, can I just do the hand-job for u? cuz your dick stank!  disgusting!

[TheKrysashlbee]

thats nast and funny. the joke was gay.

[NickZwanenburg]

you would suck a dick for free

[sexyrach135]

thats not even funny thats gross

[sexyrach135]

thats mean ahahahaha jk

[resonantdave]

I'll suck yours for free ;D

[cstlljoey7]

no no no you would have to do one super hot bitch ass job and fuck no i wouldn't even look at one.

[soulskater100]

"This betch needs some captain crunch" I died laughing when he said that

[009semibond]

for a million...how big is this dick?ill give a rim job for free

[alyssaganna4life]

if your trying to get a bj u dont have to pay me sexy!! (;

[solideYe11]

I'm getting the vibe that this guy would suck a dick for free.

[DynamicSymphony91]

I'd lick a pussy for a Million! Then again even being a girl I'd do it anyways =]

[Happycat287]

Hell, I would. I'd just buy some Scope afterwords.

[coatap4]

no no no i wudnt do it for a million for a thousand or even for a hundred

[strandwolf]

@coatap4 Here's ten bucks, get on it.

[TheWildspace]

I'm ten and I'm a guy and any body want to fuck me

[FantasmaBAnco]

@TheWildspace ewwww

[henrik1211]

ya but people would start asking questions like how did you get a million dollars and if a guy has a million dallars to spend on a bj they can probably do better than a guy

[TheWildspace]

I suck them all the time for free

[ggesgd]

money talks

[RosesReality]

To answer...yeah...I'd seriously consider sucking a dick for the million. ;p

[deedsRus]

For a $Million....tax-free? On the town square and give them 15 minutes to draw a crowd. For a half $million, in private, one witness, all sworn to secrecy. I am straight, btw.

[Fluffymiyster]

Funny, I was thinking this same question today and yet I'm a girl, xD! Instead, I warred with my pride...versus a million dollars. Afterwards, even with the money, would I hate myself and call myself a whore? Every single time I went to spend it, I would be reminded of the disgusting deed I did to get it. Such shame...so yeah, even as a female, I'm honestly and seriously not sure.

[TimmahUK]

A million dollars? Fuck that lol, a million pounds and we're talking.

[acj140895]

LOL . you're amazing . subscribed .

[BallerMorgan13]

lolll

[zay100grand]

DUDE U R SOOOOO FUNNNIIII!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[PsychedelicWarfare]

fucking faggot

[twistedprincesss]

Lmao <3

[trewism]

Well if u really did not want to have that like in youer life u could spend the money for either a gun or people >.> and then there would be no one to say u sucked a dick....."lulzlolololol"

[FantasmaBAnco]

It's a bit harder to make a guy cum through fellatio than you let on here, Andy.

Would you take it up the arse for a million dollars?

Blood doesn't "explode" out of the vagina, fyi.

[nonamexify]

Yea i would, anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot or trying to look cool. It's a fucking million.

[kari00ws6]

................

[pedroamaralcouto]

So, when will you give me the million dollars as promised?

[MrShaunDupont]

video stops after 1:56 ??

[zackboomer]

my favourite part was when he said a million dollars

[shameshit]

@zackboomer my favourite part was when he said dick :)

[k92littlered]

When blood explodes from my vagina... I go clean it... And... I'm not a dude... (obviously) but I would definitely lick some vagina for a million dollars.

[Piggie822]

Really? I wouldn't think that women would get offended by this. It really has nothing to do with them. And I don't see what the big deal is about it, especially for a million dollars. Vaginas are gross, trust me I have one, I don't know why guys would ever lick one. Ew.

[ContradictoryLilac]

i'm ok

[MrCatwaffles]

Probably not but I'd let a guy suck my dick for a million dollars :D

[roxas97531]

Damn...Only straight males... ._.

[whohie]

And if it such a big deal with people finding out you can just use some of all that cash to pay a few hitmen to take out everyone who knew about it. Problem solved, and you still have shitloads of money.

[mer191]

You could have just said "I would" and saved us five minutes of life.

[amplexux]

@mer191 and u could have just changed the video in 2 seconds and saved u that 5 minutes and not "wasted" your life. it took you the entire video to figure out that u didnt like this video. so stop complaining you lil fuck

[mer191]

@amplexux Who are you?

[amplexux]

@mer191 im not you O_O

[ojrami94]

@mer191 haahhaha i agree :D

[MrKaliom]

@mer191 He had to convince us he's str8 first.

[TewSlayer]

@mer191

Orrr you could have just looked at the title and the length of the vid and NOT watched it and saved yourself 5 min of life. I hate when people complain about something that they had complete control over lol.

Your awesome Andy!

[TheMightyEuan]

i would suck my own penis for a million dollars. i can reach!

[H3cTiCRaDiATiOn]

@TheMightyEuan and youve tried?

[TheMightyEuan]

@H3cTiCRaDiATiOn course I have, wouldn't you?

[irocz0r]

DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE

[nearlawliet3]

HELL FUCKING YEA

[Dhoska]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO